₦airaland Forum

LINSAR:
Been a guest for a while but decided to open an account to share my predicament.

I am a grower. Whenever I'm erect,I'm only average in size. But whenever I'm flaccid,it looks like that of a toddler.
This isn't even a problem since the erect size is okay.

My problem:
I wish to learn how to swim.But the water makes the D to shrink.Now,swimming trunks are usually tight.Even ordinary clothes,water will make it stick to your body.
This will make my small water-shrunk D to be really visible.

Should I go swimming and ignore whatever shades,stares, embarrassment I may receive? or I should avoid all these and leave swimming?

Happens to me too one day we were on our way home from a beach n my sis joked about my pimpim being the size of a small police officer’s pistols but my girlfriend laughed deeply cus she knows the full story. So bro just go n swim if anybody doubts you carry her n enter the rest room n clear her doubts

successmatters:
4 years ago, they said Enugu doesn't have a single flyover

They said that the state needs multiple flyovers
They said the traffick jams are too much
They said the governor was incompetent

Then Ugwuanyi announced the contract for a new flyover

The detractors said he will never complete the project
They said he will abandon the project
They said he will embezzle the money
They said enugu doesn't need a flyover again

They the flyover was moving with speeeeed ,The detractors were like
He is not building it well
The flyover will collapse
The flyover is too narrow

Now the flyover is completed and commissioned with 1 year to spare, the detractors has gone mad in the middle of the market square again;

The flyover road is too narrow,
The houses are too close
The flyover needs to be turned upside down and dragged to Oji river

There's nothing you do that can please haters.

And you have basically said nothing.

Successionist:
Yes ! He should rather invest in skull mining and human organs harvesting in your region.

Typical afonja Muslim..

Puskas:
Vagina people and their victim mentality. Imagine how this one is blaming the innocent man for respecting himself. You shunned his WhatsApp messages for two days and you still expect him to be crawling on his knees begging you to reply his chats. Who does that except a man suffering from Simpson disease. If you are beautiful with good characters just like you described yourself you would have married in your twenties and not being desperate to marry in your thirties. Let me ask you one question. If the man is foolish enough to continue chatting with you and later marries you what exactly will you offer him apart from your worn out pussy? Be truthful and answer this question

I tire oh shey nah advice she dy look for now nii?

UncleKoboko:
Osù ipob Jew pigs will still blame yorubas and Tinubu for this.

Frustrated HATEFUL and jealous pigs

What is the relationship with a girl that was killed in the north and a guy shearing his religious view with Igbos blaming Tinubu n being jealous sorry jealous of what exactly?
Anyways no reasonable Yoruba person can put this up cus i have been with too many. This just goes to show how poor minded you are. You smoke cheap #100 weed with your dirty android and 100mb you can put anything up on here so I don’t blame you.
Uburu okuko you have the brain of a chicken.

Guyman02:
When ZOOlensky gave arms to civilians to fight trained Russian soldiers he immediately turned them into combatants and most of the world saw the danger of his ill advised action but the western leaders and it's media cheered him on.

Russia has gone the extra length to reduce civilian casualties and in the process even lost own troops.

Have you ever heard or seen NATO led by America create corridors like Russia in the heat of war for civilian evacuation? No, they will level the whole city without remembering their usual scam of Human Rights violation.
Check out what America did in Fallujah and Um Qasa in Iraq, they bombed those cities with depleted uranium and cluster bombs when they faced strong resistance, today the effects is still felt with the numerous deformed babies been given birth to.

The western media has been praying desperately for evidence of Russia killing civilians since the war started and are ready to present unverified footage as real and repeat same in all the CNN, BBC, MSNBC studios 24/7.

Do you know that America is facing serious baby food and wheat shortages after sanctioning Russia? Instead of crippling Russia the western economies are in trouble and there will be wide protests soon watch out as their economies shrinks further.

As for Nigeria voting against Russia at the UNSC instead of Buhari staying neutral like India, China, South Africa etc, expect the price of bread to rise further as wheat flour import takes a hit. Russia is selling products at discounts to countries that stay neutral and Nigeria is not benefiting. This is because we lack tactical leadership and we are subservient to the West.

slowpoke shatap you don’t know anything. With the population and properties Nigerian own in Europe you expect Buhari to side Russia

okoroemeka:
any African men wanting to marry an African American woman are just doing so for the chance of going to America, marrying a Nigerian girl is a 60/40 chance this days and you are talking about an African American woman that knows how to operate firearm and own it,na die be that

Speak for yourself how can you say any? that is general term there are off course Nigerian men out there that would genuinely marry an African American woman. And the African American woman are not even rich enough to be on the pray list of the dubious Nigerian guys

Largehead1930:
I’ve been battling with this for years. It seems my head is a big bigger than that of others. I always wear faze caps but people still see my big head.
Please I need motivation o. I don’t know if it’s reason why some babes will give me their phone number and refuse picking my calls afterwards
I can’t even wear Those Hausa caps cos my size no dey there .

It’s really affecting my self esteem

Well maybe you should ask God to trade you a smaller head n give you a bad leg.

NwekeUG:
https://igberetvnews.com/1419281/transgender-community-abuja-holds-public-protest-fg-photo-video/

Shoot these things nah

Nonpartisan1:
And the owners never reported their cars stolen? IPOB terrorists really exposed South Easterners as cowards they are.

Tufiakwa!

Coming from a Yoruba nation agitator lol what happened to your dreams

trutharena:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/04/07/2023-peter-obi-didnt-achieve-anything-more-than-boreholes-roads-in-anambra-asari-dokubo-speaks

He did more than him dokubo and GEJ combined did for nija delta

Truthwords:
Mainstream propaganda media wants everyone to believe that all people in the West are against Russia. Millions of people around the world are waking up Daily to the lies being peddled by the media, their kabbalah magic effect is not as effective as they thought.

Here is a video of Germans in the city of Berlin lining up the roads with Russian flags in traffic to show their support for Russia. You will never see this video on SHIHENHEN, Msnbc, Aljazera, CBS news etc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJkS0UvuE1U

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2022/apr/05/motorcade-of-shame-outrage-over-pro-russia-displays-at-berlin-rally

Their ancestors in them fully awakes

FullBlastLight:
Hope u know d said Yoruba tribal mark isn't any longer popular among d New Generation Yorubas!

And dt implies dt d culture of etching tribal marks is being jettisoned & it's speedily spiralling into extinction!

Go 2 their land & tryna gather abt a thousand pple or more {among New Generation Yorubas}, hardly wil u find up to ten, if u ever find any at all, dt draws d awkward marks!

Or, isn't dt apparent already?

Yeah maybe you’re right but then I mean I prefer it to tribal marks

Omooba77:
Three members of the Kaduna Vigilante Group were also killed during the attack.




http://saharareporters.com/2022/04/05/breaking-terrorists-sack-nigerian-military-base-kaduna-kill-11-soldiers-three-vigilantes

Shabii unah been do python and crocodile dance for East make unah try dance one dance for north nah

Asura:
By Ozioruva Aliu, Benin City




https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/04/2023-oshiomhole-declares-for-senate/

Youths of tomorrow when then?

FullBlastLight:
Is there anything demonic about certain people's sense of decency & fashion-consciousness to the damning extent of not recognising obvious boundaries?

All right, check out what a probably new generation, digital mother did on her innocent daughter!

And there are many of such ilk in our modern world today, but this is Africa, for crying out loud!

What with exactitude should we call this now?

Better than the popular Yoruba tribal marks

May unah calm down we way Man U fans never die finish

LeoDeKing:
Obviously, Tinubu is very much satisfied with the new party's leadership, so we are on track.

But in the imagination of one Emeka staying in Alaigbo, Buhari Sudanese jubrin has disgraced and dumped Tinubu.

Una go dey alright las las.

Very soon you no go evil see take make your horrible looking soups but no wam nah we all dy suffer for the country.

Fahdiga:
I knew something was fishy when he claimed his colleagues abandoned him and ran away. How can everyone will be running and only you will remain without joining them to escape. The soldier is in for a hot treatment

Ewu you stay your house dy know say something dy wrong nah

Oyindamolah:
MARTIAL BED.

My wife says no sex until her mother leaves our house.
FROM A MY COUSIN:

I'm happily married with two young kids ages 2 and 4. We stay in a 2-bedroom apartment and usually leave the connecting door ajar so that if the kids wake up during the night they may have access to our room to seek comfort, which is very frequent especially during these noisy thunder storms.

My problem started with the arrival of my mother-in-law, less than a week ago to spend 2 months. Of course, she sleeps with her grand kids in their room.

This doesn’t stop them from frequenting our room during the night, so the door is still left ajar. Much to my amazement, my wife has now told me that she will no longer allow us to copulate during the time her mother is with us. She said her mum scolded her and feels we are rude to engage in lovemaking knowing fully well that she is in the adjoining room.

My wife has always feared her mum so it is impossible for me to convince her that this is her house, not her mum’s. I don’t see myself going one week without sex, talk less of 2 months! Is it my fault that the bed creaks or that my wife has to make noise at her height of ecstasy?

I feel that my mother-in-law is being very intrusive and insensitive and I’m prepared to talk to her and ask her to leave if she insists on tormenting my wife, but I know that my wife won’t find it funny at all.

What should I do?

Wahala no too much?! Obob 2 months without sex na less but still a biggie o. Omah I would only close the room and play loud music after sex you open door. But unah missionary sex life shaa shebi nah only for night unah dy siansiki?

vicdom:
https://www.channelstv.com/2022/03/29/kaduna-train-attack-buhari-directs-immediate-implementation-of-surveillance-system/

Blah blah blah they want to retain power the killings will be on the rise

tillaman:

The joke was outta line because she’s battling alopecia but then Wills outburst is uncalled for, I believe he needs to watch roast sessions between celebrities
They can call you out on any thing, He just lost a fan Chris Rock showed good professionalism
Big ups Chris Rock

When it is not your wife

Realmi:
Is it ur sex


People react differently, so speak for ur body alone

Make unah dy read well before replying he personalized it

Kubold:
If this story is true, then you need to firmly shun her and act irritated. She's always on your neck because you've probably only tried to 'gently' avoid her which just stokes the fires.

It is not always easy shunning girls off

VictorUSA:
My cousin sister is living with us...she came of recent.Sometimes she expose parts of her breasts or laps and comes to me in a sexual way.

She sits on my lap and always deny that we're biologically related.

I tried all I could to avoid her but she's always on my neck.

Buy Durex take Bleep the girl

Great0ne1:
So Libyans are terrorist ? Opono

Eluded fellow Libyans killed Gaddafi

LeoDeKing:
You mean Soludo wants to take ipob pigs head on?

But you shaa promised yourself not to mumu again this year adekunle

Kastonkastroll:
But were was all this your sermon when obama was bombing Libya and Syria. Where was your hypocritical sermon when George bush killed over a million iraqis because of WMD(which turned out to be all lies). The bubbling idiot even bombed cats, goats and cockroaches.


Abeg my friend, gettout!

Shey bombing terrorists and bombing hospitals is the same thing erh buhari?

DaniDani:
What's flyover doing in that junction?

If we check very well, there areas where this flyover is more needed than this junction. Setting priorities aright is a big problem to Nigerian politicians.

just what I was telling my sisters

Inag:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/03/western-attempt-to-have-global-dominance-is-coming-to-an-end-putin-mocks-us-others/

Well China has archived global relevance without having to invade any country

verybadmouth:
Make the missile no go miss road enter Abuja ooo.

If only I could redirect the missiles to Aso Rock and NAS

attackgat:
Yoruba Nation leader, Sunday Adeyemo, better known as Sunday Igboho, is seen relaxing in his Cotonou Mansion with his media aid, Olayomi Koiki, head of Koiki Media

The guy can’t come and kill himself for some unworthy tribe.