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I can remember back then when I was writing junior waec, home economics practical to be precise. The waec lady asked us what is the English name of Agbalumo, a guy stood up and said,"Cherry", the waec lady said, "you are wrong. Agbalumo is Agbalumo."



I was asked what acid it contains, and I replied," Agbalumo contains Ascorbic acid."


I was applauded for that answer. #memories#

Let's not hate, he is the president and he has the right to appoint whomever he wants.


I just hope this newly appointed will perform well.


let's look at this statement below

I had been the one telling people that P. Buhari is not performing, that his administration sabotaged the Nigeria economy even as at now.

Ok, now I got a call from P.Buhari that he is going to give me a post as minister of, let's say minister of health.

Now, I started my duty and I am very consistent with my Job.

Now, election period is here and campaign is almost over.

Now, do you think I am gonna canvass for P.Buhari, despite the fact that I had been telling people that he is not performing?

Normally, some people will forget about his failures and convince others to vote him again just because he gave them a post.


Truth be told, I found out that many Nigerians don't care about others, just their own pocket they care for, not knowing if they are contributing to the suffering of the masses.

People are just commenting anyhow without reasoning.




He is decamping to help PDP under the pretense of APC.

You guys need to wake up and stop counting scores ; who it pains pass/not.


These politicians you are seeing, they are all best of friends, but their supporters are busy fighting, arguing on social media



This is what a country get after voting for a leader who doesn't care of their welfare.

She must have made him angry. Sometimes some men marry base on facial beauty but wouldn't bother to look on her character.



Your sister should just be patient for a little, he will surely be back for her, because his friends, families, will advise him on getting his love back.

Children of hate.

Why didn't you bring this news out 2015/2016/2017?

Why must it be this election period





Men ,4get what he did, let's look on the brighter side of him.

1.Business

2. Education

3. Security

4. Jobs/Employment

5. Electricity

and many more.

Our money isn't safe in the bank, it's like piggy is the new talk now in town.


With piggy,you won't be able to remove money from the kolo,it just has to be inside the kolo.

Ending of the year,you break it with an axe, open it and wow!! thousands of Naira.

All universities need is your money, they don't care if you will get a job or not.


All courses are just not useful in this country.


Only computer science and mathematics.



I just pity people that study biotechnology even petroleum engineers no see oil company work.


Mass com/political science is a waste.

Fuckyoumod:
From all Indication it seems PDP is not ready to take back this country....I'm expecting PDP to exploit these loop holes in the Fulani herdsman's Govt.

PDP is too quiet for my liking.

Aisha zakari is enough to start burning this country.
IGP is enough reason to set this hopeless country on fire according to buharis Campaign director.

But instead PDP is doing nothing!

PDP know what they are doing, they had already strategized on how to win the election.

One of the baddest formation I must say. Just know these; there are some betrayers in APC that are working for PDP.


PDP will win the election. Even OBJ knows, remember the last agreement pays better.

You agreed with Mr A on 20 million by 10pm, by 11 pm, I went to Mr A and we agreed on 22 million.

Who do you think Mr A would favor, the 10pm guy or the 11pm guy?



11th hour to the election matters alot

HIV/AIDS, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Leukemia, Anemia, Hepatitis, and so on....

Stories, this is just it


Raise ur legs closer to ur chest and you start floating. Make sure to release air slowly.

I just tried to bleach her to know which is the best. chocolate skinne or bleached skin

Here are my results




In conclusion, chocolate skin is Bae.

FuckBots:
As a matter of fact, I don't.
I'm the second born. We have three boys in our family.
My mum is also out of the question. Reason? She's married and she can't be involved in such

But your mum is a sister to someone else, those girls too will soon get married and be out of the question

Their life, their business, if he likes he should Bleep out her brain, non of my business.

Show off everywhere.


Anything that happens now between a boy and a girl is tagged ritual.

FuckBots:
Created this account just to say this.

Hooked up with this girl last week for a one night fling. She wasnt drunk but she was all over me. We had mind blowing sex after. I made her beg for it..
Fast forward to a week later, I saw this girl again and her behaviour shocked me. A person who never knew her would think she's a virgin of sorts. She even saw Me and acted as if she never knew me...

My question is, why do ladies pretend as if they don't like sex whereas they do?

Remember you have sisters also

Gbengaolowe32:
This is the first time the PDP and it's Candidate Atiku Abubakar is campaning for Presidential position without Federal Government money. I noticed the new 100 naira note with the year 2014 still on it has been embezzled and kept somewhere by then PDP elements Eg Atiku, Obasanjo, Jonathan & Co. Nigerians has been complaning about the old 100 notes in cerculation lately but nothing was done. God bless Nigeria

Circulation! Cerculation

Oya ooo,Ighalo follow him ooo.



But they earn more money in China.


He should go and join Monaco, I can't believe they are second to the last on table.


T. Henry of Arsenal should be sacked.

Manchester united is winning by 2 goals.

It's all about understanding the message.



Perfecting your grammar doesn't mean you are the most intelligent.

Go to Alaba market and see rich men who cannot construct a simple sentence, but they have money.


Who English help?

All he needed was his allowance .

Abolajihowells2:
u re mad

You are right

Nice one, this is commendable. We are getting there little by little.


Least I forget, all APC's supporters should quickly go for check up there.

double blessings

Love is real.

This is what we call true love.

TEYA:
Shattap!

You are right

To deceive people in Nigeria is very easy.


Make them suffer

Make them suffer more

More and more


Then call one of their leader from each groups and promise them something in return to support you.

Then they go back to their followers and tell them to support the person that inflicts them with suffering, then the foolish followers agree.


Very easy.


I learned a lot from APC.

I am gonna aspiring in the year 2035.

We are in the period of arresting



More arrest loading

Why are they bringing it to social media.


Can they handle this in a discreet way?



No more tactics, skills?


Shitt men!!!

dukeprince50:
Oga they did nothing to Dino,
they came to his house, he went into hiding, they didn't break in, they waited for him to come out. after coming out, he fainted and deh quickly rushed him. What exactly did they do to him? oh nevermind, I know u will avoid the question and resort to insulting.

About the Boko boys, Nigerian soldiers are fighting them tirelessly, they went into hiding and give a surprise attack time to time.

You are right

Just imagine other senators in other countries are following up on Dino's case with the police


About 70 policemen arresting just a senator, it's just bad, and boko boys are busy killing.

If they could do this to a senator, what more of a mere person? , and people are busy praising the system of tyranny.

Democracy is dead.



Nigeria under APC is the worst.

I read a post yesterday about a doctor that is declared wanted for aiding the soldiers with food.




I don't understand Nigeria again ooo