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The parish I attended this morning was very cordial. The priest preached on fake news.

People said the president had died but in reality he was alive. News were being circulated and some people took it to be real.

Then the president on his two legs alighted down from the plane.



Also about the woman and the pastor. The pastor pulled her pants, with this people started bromating false news about the woman saying shit.some believed while others remained skeptical.

But in reality,it was a false news. The woman spoke on time about the scene and explained it was a movie which she acted to show people what's happening in the world we live in.




Let us debunk any false news. We are in the evil days. Some people are malevolent. Had it been miracle didn't partake in the bbnaija ,this blogger/ the accuser wouldn't have come up with this news.

We all should be very careful,understand a story and dnt be too gullible in believing it's authenticity.


Happy Sunday to you all.

They made use of obsolete materials/components. I wonder why in this century we are still trying to get developed.

Had it been we had a good and educated leaders, all these wouldn't be happening.



Just like yesterday,it was about to rain and when the thunder strucked,they disconnected the power supply immediately. It was around 3a.m in the morning it was restored. Am just tied of how this country is governed.


Nigeria needs to be highly effloresence(high stage of development)

aragonchuks:
See as English dey sweet you

Who English help?

Make I change my 'it' to "its"

Its weight oooo.


See obliteration oooo


Who is to blame for this?

Self employment if I were to advise.

Iriks:
The Government should ban betnaija. The country is losing Billions of naira without getting anything in return.
This scam is worse than MMM
Most eu contries banned betting without a moment thought, Nigeria should do the same. It just don't have any benefits to the country, whether in long run or otherwise.
If this is banned even exchange rate will drastically improve
How can betting platform be collecting from the society and giving nothing in return
Its quite unfortunate.


Some miserable low-lives low-ballers that cannot work hard to earn a living will not like this
You don't destroy lives to make wealth, you impact lives to make wealth!
Let the FIRS or whatever taxing agency tax these betting platform, increase their taxes by huge values that will make them go into natural extinction

Before you comment on a thread/forum make sure you read your comment first,then after that you ask your self ,"what might people say about this my comment"? Then after that, if you think what you just commented doesn't make sense just erase it all rather than displaying your ignorance.


OK let us assume they what you said were done. Then after two weeks, there comes a report of massive kidnappings. Now let us assume theu kidnapped one of your family member and they requested for 50million. Now you sold your useless phone,properties,you emptied your account and now you have been rendered useless.


So always think before you comment.

Do you know how many people that had been employed by bet9ja?

They are also taxed by the govt.

Those curses can never come to past.
She rained those curses out of anger. It could be you infuriated her but you need not worry.


There is nothing like curse because whom God has blessed no man can curse.


The only advise I have for you is to make peace with her. Go and pacify/mollify her.


When you get married and you put to bed she is the one that would come and do "omugor"(taking care of the baby for 1 to 2 months) and you need her help.

So it's unto you to make peace or become rude.

Gobe da cike. La Kia anya

Those curses can never come to past.
She rained those curses out of anger. It could be you infuriated her but you need not worry.


There is nothing like curse because whom God has blessed no man can curse.

dainformant:
Oga. this happened yesterday.

You don't seem to get me.

Same topic twice.

Same topic occurring twice.

Una dey use glo network

Renegadd:
is this grammar correct : effervescence of your smile .

Effervescence means :Vivacity and enthusiasm
I want to say "the effervescence of your smile , makes me lost in love"

Is Effervescent the right word for this sentence?



how about " design will be so grand"
I want to say "It will light up the world,design will be so grand"


do you think it's necessary to include "The" in the sentence "The design will be so grand"

Na so Google take see am so ooo

Nooooo!!!!




It should have been "see Leo babarinde ex bbnaija housemate new curtain in his palor"

Salah wants to leave Liverpool for real madrid.
This shows that he wnt perform well in the finals against liverpool.

So that is how madrid won the champions League ooo

scarffield:
Where are d english gurus here?

A woman beat up her daughter because she was drunk.

Who was drunk?

Why did she beat up her daughter?
Ans: Because she was drunk
Who was drunk?
Ans: She

Who is she?


Ans: her daughter


OR

The teacher punished the students because they failed

Why did the Teacher punished the students?
Ans: Because they failed
Who failed?
Ans: They
Who are the they?

Ans: the students

Who is in Lagos?? How does the cloud look?


Rain ooo!!!! And I left my pvc on the roof

Renegadd:
Do you think it's better to say "effervescence in your smile" rather than "Effervescence of your smile"
Effervescent in your smile "does not sound right because effervescent is a thing

Effervescence is the quality of effervescent . effervescence is a noun while Effervescent is an adjective

Oh sorry, Effervescence rather. Kinda auto correct default

Who English help??

The effervescent in your smile makes me lost....[color=][/color]

Memory of ikeja cantonment.

He has a beautiful wife, too bad she is a chit.

He should just move on with his life.


There are so many ungrateful women out there.

Matricide.
What an evil son

Jamie90:
Chioma obviously jazzed davido. She is just too ugly to be this lucky.

C cee is barely average looking. Perhaps, with the exception of bambam, she would have been the ugliest housemate.

Davido's big head confuses me all the time. I mean, don't they do head reduction surgery.

The boy in red is very handsome.

Why are you so manevolent?
Hate comments will eat you up. Keep hating while they are busy making it big.

biacan:
So this was why she left her studies..... mtcheeeeew

Your evil instinct is quite accentuating. You gat to stop all these hate speeches.

biacan:
That was why she couldn't finish her studies...... mtcheeeeeeeww

You girls are too jealous.




Many 1st class graduates are still roaming the streets in search for a job.

Everything isn't about education.

And finally banana is used as an insignia for racial abuse.



In a football match between ac ac Millan vs torino. Balotelli was substituted and torino fans stood up with a plastic banana and start appreciating balotelli,


Kelvin constant played for ac Millan and was the first player to witnessed racial abuse.
He dribbled past the left and heard a soft voice which he knew was an abuse,he the grabbed the ball with his hands and shoots it in the air towards the fan,he pulled of his cloth and said"enough is enough, no more play,no more".
And his team mates gathered and was asking what the problem was,he told them and they all pulled their clothes in grief. The referee seeing what's happening blew his whistle and ended the match.


Banana,banana,banana.

zicoraads:
HIV test?

Is it wrong to have HIV? That HIV test part is wrong.

Then maleria test is wrong too.

When I gained admission into the higher institution, hiv test was compulsory and also lot of tests also. After two weeks you go and collect your file which contains your results. Those that are positive would be given anti RD.


I and my frnds, immediately we collected our files, we exchanged it and we opened it right in our front. Na negative ooo.

Even in ultimate search,you have to undergo all these tests.

Make dem test dir blood for bribe oooo

NwaliE01:
the question is simple. It is arrangement of odd numbers.
The least number at the top and the highest on the right and the middle number on the left. It must be odd numbers alone.

Those people that wrote that exercise know what they are doing. It is very tricky.

airex:
Very proud of my country... Tell me what you're doing on a platform created by someone from a shit hole country? Why don't you join a forum from your cursed country.

You are very proud of the killings,the bombings, kidnapping, anarchy, genocide, abuse of democracy, . So you are proud of all these. Smh
I have come to make something abstrusing very elementary for people.
Hope you are satiated now.

airex:
SMH... Mathematician Oshi.. Common Basic 2 questions that are very glaring for u to see you're busy beating about the bush.

You are a debacle. No need to reply you again.

airex:
Na ur papa get NL?

I rest my case. So you are from that shit hole country Nigeria

airex:
I rest my case. I now understand better the person that has been solving for his neighbor's child.

Rest it well and don't reset it.

#GONE to bed#

airex:
I rest my case. I now understand better the person that has been solving for his neighbor's child.

You claim to know,where as you don't know

Try. To learn and not to disprove. Dnt quote me again.

airex:
Mr. Man.. stop stressing your brain. Check your arrangement.

Nothing is wrong with my arrangements sir!!!.
It's time I gone to bed sir!!
Goodnight sir!!
By monday,the result should be out.

I am a mathematician. I know everything about mathematics. Be it quantitative, algebra, differentiation, integration, surd,geometry, mensuration,parabola,elliptic, sets, optimization research,real analysis,vectors and scalars, partial derivative, jacobian theoem,exact,ordinary diff equ,permutation and combination and many more.
Oya solve dis

F(x)= 12x+15 and g(x)=100x+28
Find F(g(x))?
Also solve

in how many ways can seven beads be arranged in a circle ?

Also this

A two member committee comprising of one male and one female member is to be constitute out of five males and three females. Amongst the females. Ms. A refuses to be a member of the committee in which Mr. B is taken as the member. In how many different ways can the committee be constituted ?

What about this one too

A question paper has two parts, A and B, each containing 10 questions. If a student has to choose 8 from part A and 5 from part B, in how many ways can he choose the questions?



Mention me when you are done