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I won't generalize but some are dirty.


My ordeal with a lady at a cafe.
I sat down waiting for my nigga to photocopy, suddenly a very beautiful fair girl on low cut came in and sat beside me. She opened her bag and brought out 3papers she wonna photocopy, unluckily for her breeze blew one of the papers and it fell right in my front. She stood up and picked it up facing front and her back side was facing my nose. Immediately she bent down and picked the paper, a kind of smell(like rotten fish) ozzed out and I perceived it. It was so acrid,and it exasperates me so much that I felt like vomiting. She picked it up and told me to hold her bag for her. She photocopied finish and went away. I told my nigga about d ordeal and he said not all gals are clean down there.


Please ladies step up.

Also, my cousin's friend came to write jamb. There were 2gals and they passed d night in my house. I slept on the floor while the slept on my bed. It was night and I lay down to sleep, the second one positioned her yash outside,i perceived and odor,just like the former, it was so bad and smelling acridly. I had to change position and perfumed my hanky.


Plz ladies be neat.


Always change ur underwear twice a day.

pemiakd:
Hard work with God's blessing. Enjoy ur money and invest wisely

what da hell are u saying ?


You are using God's name in vain.
Commandment 2 remember that

Where is nina.

The front seat is hers

For a lady to have sex with you on live tv.

Haa who else if not she.


But one thing I know for sure is this; when his money finishes,nina go leave am rum.




By then another superstar go take am


My advice to Collins is to 4get that gal. Make doe,marry your true princess.

stilldoingokay:
their is no happy Sunday wrong use of world

Ok,am so sorry.
Hw do u do?

stilldoingokay:
so?

Happy sunday

I was about taking out my expo from my pocket not knowing the invigilator was looking directly at me. As it was coming out from my pocket our eye jammed and I smiled and she also smiled back. I had to pretend that my pen wasn't working.
Moreover am intelligent just that the course had a lot of formulas.(about 30 difficult formulas ) just only that course I used expo

Also I allowed a girl to copy me and after she wrote till she is satiated she submitted. After the exam she approached me and she demanded for my number of which I didn't give.

She said we should take pictures of which I refused.

She brought out 2k and said I should have it, I smiled and said, "no I can't take it".

She then said she would come to my home and I told her not to bother. She was like this guy get strong spirit oo.
My niggas were watching and after she left they started saying I bleeped up that I would have bleeped her,this,that.


Lastly, was during my finals,there was this carryover guy sitting beside me,he saw I had answered 4 questions and solving the last,he then said,"any body way no show me answer must die this night,i go shoot am" I petended I didn't hear. I then replied," that person way wan shoot me this night no knw say anti cult about 7 dey outside they wait am"


Immediately he heard this he said,"my guy no be soo ooo,i just wan try luck make person fear show me answers". I smiled and I helped him with 3 questions before submitting.
After the exam naso this guy counted 5k give me ooo of which I accepted immediately.

Nigeria is in a state of anarchy. There is something we seem not to understand.

Why haven't the killer heardsmen been arrested?


Who are their sponsors?

Why should they be walking freely with guns not registered?


Why does it take decades to tackle all these insurgencies?

Why is the president silent on this?

Why can't the villagers/citizenry of that location protect themselves?

What has the senate been saying concerning this issue?

Where are those boko haram members caught? Are they let loose?

Why is everything wrong with this administration?
And finally who is to blame?

Note: bad politicians are not born,they are created by some good people who don't vote.

stilldoingokay:
the first time I try it I regret it

Wrong usage of grammar.

The first time I tried it I regretted it.

FrankFrenzy:
So wrong bro
Participle can go with either present, past or even past participle itself. It all depends on the verb in question.
BTW. English no be our mother tongue o!
Shalom!

Very wrong. Google is your friend.

But often used.
Come, came, come. Which one again sef?

Clever660:
Dont play running ticket.dont accumulate plenty games.dont give winnings against those dat are on relegation zone(no. 18-20 for table).dont give away winning.dont fear odds...explanations as follows.,when u play a running ticket,it will enter 4rm beggining but cut 4 final day.because d game u give winning b4, on dat final day odd will increase and the game u give wining will draw or even loose.if u accumulate,it is just like killing many bird with one stone.it is very hard.focus on 3-5 games to get 3 or 2 odds and play.those on relegation always draw but d bookies deceive us by giving them big odds.example is this liverpool stoke.they draw.who know dat d game will draw? nobody.they alway7 like to draw or win.last time westbrom win man u.home always have advantage,so give win to home.last time i double chance shalke 04 for away but hamburger win them.fearing of odd make u to chose team with lesser odd and they will fail u.

So because liverpool drew you came up with this. We'll let me add to it
It's true shaa, just like buriam united that drew against relegation team and they played 0-0

it was even written in the bible
Parents will eat their children.



Some fools will think the word "eat" means to cook and butcher and eat not knowing it means to "sell for money".



If u dey read bible like story book you dey do yourself . You read and reason the spiritual meaning.


Bad parents. God save us from the evil of this world

princechurchill:
Rest in peace Queen's English

Lol.


Your has should go with a participle.




Back to the topic
She is looking pretty. Last last enemies must bow.

On the first page,love is always sweet but as you go further to the middle page,conflicts begin to emanate.
Last last I know say the miracle go call am "harlot"
This would make her leave him for good and by so doing her problems start.


She has created a bad record on herself by committing immortality on live show.
And when suitors come,they are gonna scrutinize her to know her past and present.


Money is not love. Money only last for a while.





Note: you don't know the value of what you have untill you lose it

The pastor don hammer. .

Please also build home for the poor,throw a party for them so that they wld feel loved and by so doing,this will exhilarate them.

Tithe is 1/10th of your monthly income

And we give it to God and not pastors
Since Jesus is the son of God and God is displayed in him,therefore we give to christ.

And what did christ say? Proverbs 19:17,matthew 24:40.

So that 1/10th should be given to the poor and by so doing you are paying your tithe to God since Jesus said,"whosoever gives to the poor gives to me.

Those poor people on the street represents christ and if you give unto them,u give to him.

I don't follow the multitudes to believe thrash. I believe in God and I follow the teachings of christ. I read the bible to know more of him.

Shedrack777:
but she for just join them na. she for become cool babe too for college.
but instead showing us her bandaged eye in the hospital, they show us the eye befor treatment. everybody and everything wants to trend

If she did join, her family too will be imperiled.

flexxyworld:
strategic positioning. If you know you know

I just love the way you just said my mind in a few words.


Church must hammer. But don't deceive people to gain members. In this century don't be too gullible to believe a news immediately. Always reason. I believe in God and not in man.

Wrong grammar.

You don't use in for ikenegwu but "at'

Use "in" for country,state,capital

Use "at" for places,specific location.

Bloggers ehh

I pity all these people that kill. They don't even know its consequences after life.

It is written in the bible"thou shall not kill".

Person way shoot dis man sef go die one day too.

RIP engineer. I pray God give the bereaved family the fortitude to bear his departure.

crazymommy:
E pain am

Oh jeez!! Her username says it all

crazymommy:
E pain am

The only words I have for you is
"Expiate" and also leatn how to mind your business

Nawa ooo. When there are no jobs our youths begin to think outside the box.

It could be he didn't wonna settle that is why he is being seen here.

Next time when maga pays, settle the people that made you exposed and live a normal life.

But just know you are endering others pain.

crazymommy:
not every lady is like your elder sister at home....stop describing her...

I pity that man in u life. U are so badmouthed. Your words exasperates and you are a chit. Your behavior is quiet accentuating and you are very hideous. You are just a hag.
Get the hell outa ma side you arrogant bitch.

Abeg when she points pizza or shawama just tell her"let us just be hungry". Nonsense

crazymommy:
Not everyone is a bricklayer like you...some people make money from the internet legally....shut up

People like you insulted ceece and look at what you wrote above. Let me take your insults and return it back to you

Tnks for calling me a bricklayer,atleast it's a profession and there is money in it and most of them are very wealthy.



Just pray make that your yahoo boyfriend way dey service your toto no use you fo the next ritual.


I believe people like you voted buhari

Some lazy fools arguing about ceece and tobi.

What's so special with those people sef? Can't you people go and make fame for yourselves and stop the arguments

And the next moment they fall and die. Who are the they?
The serial killer and the victim.

On my own way, I think the water had been poisoned earlier

What da heck is this.
Nigerian youth are complete failure.

How sure are you those lazy thugs/peasants graduated.

Useless youth expecially those ladies making noises

If ceece could be agressive,what more of those rotten pussies there

eyinola:
Alex won something( 550k close challenge, dano milk challenge) including her mother's kitchen refurbished despite being called an animal and not her level.

Nina won Head of House and also a trip to Russia for the world cup and one Pepsi event in Dubai despite being called a dustbin with water in her brain.

Tobi won 1m, won Heritage Bank package, Headof house and 2nd runner up even though he was insulted infinity

Ifunnada didn't make it to the finals but won 2.5m, a vintage Pepsi branded fridge and a year supply of Pepsi and aquafina water

Leo didn't make it to the finals but won 2.5m, a vintage Pepsi branded fridge and a year supply of Pepsi and aquafina water

This life NEVER look down on anyone because people's grace differ.

Ceec won nothing even the head of house didn't last. She won nothing. Getting to the finals as the last woman standing without anything is nothing! She was disgrace. Well she won Adesua's earrings so that's something

People she said are not her level went home making their parents proud.

If you like take your bad character anywhere thinking the universe will clap for you. No one is perfect but every adult is responsible for their actions.

I said it before andI repeat it again, Virginity will never get you an award as much as good character will give. Being a virgin is self discipline but having a good character will take you places.

Morals is still in existence and I'm so happy.

Who disvirgined you? Eyaaa

I can't believe uptill now Nigeria as a country is not developed. In this century we are still struggling to boost the power supply. It is very abysmal,a whole giant of africa.

Everything would have been better in this country only if bad leaders weren't elected.

In other countries, their power sector is highly effloresence.

All these predicaments Nigeria is facing exasperates me. Why is it so abstruse for the government to hear us out in this country.



Only our pvc's shall speak for us come 2019.

RIP

Bowwow11:
oh really but I thought it was a game of survival of the fittest

Only if you know how much they made from d sms vote. U won't understand what I meant shaa but scam dey am

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Miracle ooo

You are also one of the 6-packs lovers