What a life changing innovation!

ExInferis:
Seems the OP didn't get it.

Victor asked his Twitter mercenary to tweet the message and the merc copied and pasted the entire message Victor sent.

you are fucking right. is the op dt posted this even jobless cos i don't know how this concerned us here! :\

you are wise ehn? imaging how people go take add this girl. (super traffic) you can add me up anyway @teeking2012

Like for d Rights, Dislike for d wrongs. #YouTry

Berrilite:
Death so cheap nowadays

Death is always cheap.

TonyeBarcanista:
The title of President like Senator, General, Ambassador etc is eternal. It doesn't matter whether or not Jonathan still occupies the Office of the President, the ko-ko is that the title of President stays with him...

Mr Man, thr is always 'Former as prefix' so dt ppl will knw he's no more on govermnt seat. Former President GEJ is dull(giv him panasharp)

HungerBAD:
Goodluck Jo.nathan my man.

He is telling Bayelsan's and the PDP faithful, to take heart and be law abiding, as it looks as if PDP will lose the election.

Patience Jonathan said: Make unu no fight ohhh, make unu quarrel oh.

lol :-)

wu wan marry robot? Na death b ds ooo #Karishika

Nelkoko:
Obj is a rogue dat ghanian prezido mess up big time...him 4 sqeeze dat baba iyabo long mouth....how dat stupid shameless man go open him mouth spew dat trash 4 dat kind meeting....obj wan claim say him know everytin...imagine him wan insult a sittin president,no b small idris abdulkareem sing 9ja jagajaga obj insult dat poor boi fada n moda?...Abeg he deserve worst

Bro, can you tell me more abt Idris Abdul Kareem n OBJ, i ws young den... I love history.

Dominiquez:
China will soon clone Buhari

hatred will kill u, hw is ds related 2 Nigeria. Very soon ur clone will b sold for #1.50k #Clown

Even if Nigeria leave them to seccede they can't live amicably, protest will bring them back to Nigeria. Their leaders failled them and will still continue to fail them. #GruberTeethShoutingBiafra #BelieveInNonsense #Fighting4Vanity

where this OP to continue d story he started, i wana knw history of all ds devil groups.... I'm waiting 4 u Mr Story teller

nonsense, not even sexy

Greycious:

wetin do you?

nice write up thank God i'm already engaged in all ds

haywire07:
What of sex?

it's better you stay away from sex or u follow ur mates when dey lead( d more sex u engage in d less successful u become).

sincerely, the Igbos are claiming for their right at the wrong time. the Igbos are partially maginalised but it was all the cause of their leaders(political& traditional) they feigned all is well when nothin' is well. It's the Igbo leaders that failed them not Nigeria after all you have Governors, senators, Reps in the central Government but they are just gruber teeth. Secession cannot help matters, it would do the Federal Government to alot of good to find time for negotiation/conference with the agitators.... peace should be the solution not violence, this is how bokoharam started. when they were intimitated by the educated ones yet you didnt help them to be educated, how do you want the Almagiris to understand 'one Nigeria in peace and harmony'
#ILoveIgbos #IRepOduduwa #OneNigeria #GodBlessNigeria

hahaha! We don win oo #APCAudu. Big sorry 2 mourners/wailers :-D

#OneNigeria... God bless the cofferment!

na Pastor be ds abi tragedy observer He's always thr 2 predict bad tin if atall he predict any gud thing it'll nvr happn #MayGodHelp

Rex123:


Baba! Why you daft like this sef? Did you read the topic? The world is full of morons!

Lwkmd

Rex123:


Baba! Why you daft like this sef? Did you read the topic? The world is full of morons!

Lwkmd! Ds guys funny oo

JustCurious:
Sorry that she got slapped and had to be revived... But, how could she have taken the old man's N5,000, only to prepare him 'akamu' ? #JustCurious

It would have been understandable had she prepared 'eba' with the said money. Now, she failed in both ways - No Eba and N5,000 missing.

She did provoke the man to anger.

She deserve 3 concecutive slaps... Is dt hw she disobeys her father? #ServesHerRight

made in Nigeria is gtin branded #NigeriaEngineers #proudlyNigerian

this hustle is branded! #NaijaMind

I dnt believ ds, Nigeria hs 6 geographical zones which comprises North east and North-west(Arewa) North central and South west(Oduduwa) South south and south east(Biafran) and full autonomy n resources managemnt is nt given

Rayhut:
Nigeria as a country was built on wrong foundation, even the British, US knew that Nigeria will break up one day. UK has 4 countries in it, eg Wales, England, Scotland and Northern Island, then ask yourself why they cannot be one country like Nigeria, USA has all it states operating as a semi independent country, immigration law in Texas is not the same with California, China has Taiwan, Hong Kong, Tibet and Macau as part of China which are all semi independent, without confederation in Nigeria there will be no peace, Nigeria need to go back to Aburi peace accord, Nigeria will never be a progressive country because Nigeria is made up of irreconcilable entities that cannot align, Nigeria suppose to have 4 countries eg Arewa, Biafra, Midland, Oduduwa under confederation just like UK, China, Netherlands etc, without this Nigeria will never know peace.

Happy independence to the country of optimists. I urge all pessimists to leave our dear Nigeria for any other country with immediate effect, no insult or abusive comment. countries like Syria, Iran, Iraq, Lybia etc. will b happy to offer u citizenship if that's what you want #ProudlyNigerian #ChangeInProgress #WeShallGetThere. :-)

hmm, only God knws!!!

In the spite of armed robbery, here is something you may really need:
When a theif forces you to take money from the ATM, do not argue or resist, you might not know what he or she might do to you. What you should do is to punch your PIN in the reverse order (i.e if your PIN is 1254, you punch 4521). The moment you punch in the reverse, The money will come out but will be stuck in the matchine half way out and it will alert the police without the notice of the thief. Every ATM has it,it's specially made to signify danger and help. Not everyone is aware of this. Share this with all your friends and family. Save a soul in danger!

So lets see all the SIX awesome and secret
features and tricks that you do not know, with
these you can play games in higher resolution,
even check your CPU usage and more, so lets
jump into it. Below tweaks require you to have
developer options enabled on your
android device, so to enable developer
option on android, just visit your Settings > About, On the Build Number, TAP 3 times, this will enable the developer options.
1. I believe you are aware how animations are draining your
battery and pissing you off, You can install 'battery doctor' tweak to give more juice to your battery.
2. After enabling the developer options you can
Mock your GPS Location hence you can Fake it,
this could be useful in many scenarios, that
depends on the way you use it, but I wonder
why Google has given this feature, but off
course its hidden so that people with non-tech brains do not blunder with everything. Navigate to Settings > Developer Options, check for Mock Locations feature and enable it by ticking the check box.
3. In case you want to keep your device awake,
maybe checking some news feed or even
your RSS updates, this feature could be useful. Navigate to Settings > Developer Options, check for Stay Awake feature and enable it by ticking the check box.
4. In case you have a low memory syndrome
problem, then backup is necessary, with
desktop password backup, you can be sure to
stay safe. Navigate to Settings > Developer Options, tap the desktop backup password option,
enter your current password and then type
new password.
5. In case you are getting low graphics in your
high end games, then there is another tweak
that will help you in rendering higher graphics
in games. Navigate to Settings > Developer Options, check for Force 4X MSAA feature and enable it by ticking the check box.
6. If your device gets low in the middle of the
day, then it better to keep note about the
apps that are taking the maximum load and
hence turning them off or disabling them
would your best bet. Navigate to Settings > Developer Options, check for Show CPU Usage feature and enable it by ticking the check box. So now these 6 tips could help you in getting
more from your android device. Developer
option in android really packs loads of stuff
and tweaks and you could be sure to get best
from your phone, do check more stuff under
developer options and do comment in case you face problems accessing any tweak
above.

Dahveydson:
Loool. They have their own CBN.

lwkmd :-/ seems 2b true