₦airaland Forum

BadRadio:
As for me, I can't stand the sight of a fat woman... sorry, no disrespect to all the beautiful fat ladies out there... its just that everyone has got their own spec...there's this thing between me and slim ladies.

My future wife has better not get fat with protruding belly, else I will personally introduce my slim side chick to her. I don't like what I hate


That's my biggest fear

9 out of 10 times, it is inevitable. Better learn to love it. After she enter your house, who does she need to impress? If she starts going to gym or plastic surgery stuff, there is most likely a young nigga eating from your cooking pot. Go ask Uncle Ned

To discover the woman abuna dey smell of rotten yamayama fish. A man will have to live with that for life??

tunapawizzy:
Sarr is decent but most def not Chelsea standard
Alonso should not be playing for Chelsea
Barkley is taking up valuable space....sell am 25/30 add the balance Buy DeclanRice
As good as Ziyech can be, overconfidence will kill him, lots of needless long passes..... CHO 2 games world beater 5 games below average then rinse and repeat...Pulisic spiritual problem doesnt want him to realize his potential........Christensen cant do shit without Rudiger or/and Silva beside him....Saul should go back home

Who go come remain for Chelsea?

tfelicityk:
Huge lost loss for traveling agent...

Safeguard your little earned because fraudsters are everywhere....

I recommend Brighter Grammar

Sheriman:
Shey na only new money she dey safe save nii??

I recommend Brighter Grammar for you

skydiver01:
Kindly find below todays NTB auction results.

Very poor yamayama stop rates

seanwilliam:
and how sure are you to say that ?

This man where you dey since all these days? Still finding maga up and down abi? Why you no dey come that other side again? Because no more noods for soapy abi? I hope say you never use soapy wound yourself o

floss:
Nigerian police....I always feel happy seeing them being used as rags by the rich...no wonder IG of police invited E-money the other time to explain why he misuses them... police as of the 90s were seen as demigods and untouchable while the military were seen as next thing after God himself but as time went by greed crept in, corruption emanated, police started losing its place gradually in the society, they sold their pride for a pot of porridge,they lost their respective and relevance to the military... currently now even the military is no different from the police, that's why citizens rejoice when things like this news by the Op comes into play.

Who told you the police in the 90s were seen as demigods? And military was seen as next thing after God? In the 90s? An era of the most corrupt coup plotters and rogue policemen? Are you a fool? What kind of yamayama talk is this? I wish I could see you and use koboko to flog that your ugly face. WTF!!!

Basket mouth should hire this clown. See him yamayama face

patoski39:
no judge sweetness of kpekus from outside o, e no dae always end well.
Wetin happen 2 me some days ago still dae vese me. If u see this gal ehnnn, light skinned, fine face, chubby small with flat tummy,, just d way I dae like them.

Chase dis gal 4 more than 2 months, chats, call, just 2 harvest.

When she finally show 4 my side, if u see d way I dae raise shoulder 4 my niggas dem as we dae enta house, like say I carry Megan good .

I bottle dis gals, flex her to delay her from going home. When I finally enta promise land, kpekus deep pass well, wide pass basket. No friction, no grip, 2 cum sef na problem . Omoh I hate myself dat day, cos I cum dae re-read our chats come see as I mumu ontop wetin I no enjoy.

I've not been myself since then

What about the yamayama fishy smell from the dirty abuna?

Who cares? Is she the first one? By now, almost everyone has caught COVID. Most Nigerians just don’t know it’s COVID. She should better shut up before yamayama nack am for that large forehead

nex:
Thank you my brother. I try to avoid arguments because they come mostly from people who are not in the target audience for such developments. I have posted houses for N20m and N30m, but you won't see them there. It is when you post a property of N10b that is for another target customers, that is when these other people will show up and start arguing.

We already have clients coming forth from Facebook, Google, Twitter, and Instagram, however it's the payment plan that is stalling us from accepting their purchase offer. I will attach one of such requests. These people don't even have the time to talk much. A few lines of text, a few minutes of calls, and they're at the office discussing purchase because they know what they're buying.

Thank you once more.

You are just a fking hustler you this clown. So it is on Nairaland you will find target audience to buy a property of N10b? I know your type. Just jumping up and down looking for how to make big bucks from selling properties that the owners don’t even know you exist. Today you are trying to sell Ikoyi property of 100 billion then tomorrow you are selling bungalow of 250k in Ikorodu. But that big break never comes. I know your type.

I can bet all that I have that you are a hungry looking fellow wey sapa don nearly finish. Come on get the fk out of here with this yamayama wey you dey try show off with. Nonesense

TOPCRUISE:
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You asked me how many people abroad that can afford this. There are some jobs and opportunities abroad that can afford Nigerians such luxury given the requisite skills. Expatriates abroad can afford such luxury and makes such kind of purchase. And I told you there are and not all people living abroad just as a good percentage of politicians and fraudsters can also afford that kind of property. Next time use your brains and be careful to type before mentioning my comment.

Name the jobs that ‘expatriates abroad’ can do that affords them free USD3m to buy those over inflated properties in Nigeria. All you mugus that think abroad is heaven where money grows on trees.

For you to say ‘expatriates abroad’, I know you are not one for me to waste my time arguing with. Intellectually, we are clearly not on the same level. You should get a copy of Brighter Grammar asap. Bozo!

Tobex4realTobex234:
Plot twist!!!!

Who told you there was S&P 500 in 1930? Use your head before posting such very dry yamayama

TOPCRUISE:
There are. I am a property consultant and I know where the bulk of my clients come from.

I said how many people abroad have USD3m dollars? Do you think they pluck money from trees abroad? Most people abroad will never have up to half a million dollars as life savings at retirement. Let’s be using our brains abeg.

Most of those properties in Ikoyi are bought by politicians, criminal money launderers (from home and abroad) and yahoo yahoo boys!

maxtop:
If I have this kind of money, I will just go to Ikorodu and buy maybe 5 hectares of land and build my own estate. I will be collecting my rent every year with no commission and agreement. Every morning i will be eating point and kill because that will be an investment of a life time.

N360,000,000 ($720,000) ....how many 2 story building can i build in Ikorodu please ?

You assume that tenants in Ikorodu will have the kind of money to continue paying you rent for life abi? Did you use your brain before typing that yamayama nonesense?

TOPCRUISE:
Only those who work abroad like USA, Canada, Dubai, UK, e.t.c can afford this type of property.
Anybody that works in Nigeria and purchase this kind of property is either a thief, a yahoo, drug peddler or a senator, a Governor or someone that work in government parastatal where massive stealing and embezzlement of public funds are rife and left unchecked.
My take

How many people abroad have 1.5bn? Did you use your brain before typing that yamayama comment?

LifestyleTonite:
You appear intelligent but that's not what it is. You failed to see the essence of the post. Where did I say men should improve on themselves all because of girls? I made it clear that the reason girls are snubbing them is because they themselves have not loved themselves by investing in themselves.

You can't tell me you didn't see where I mentioned the things guys need to work on which is about themselves. Trust me, no one achieves those things and don't have both girls and guys admiring them.

Also, who told you marriage is not an achievement? Dumb youths of today have been brainwashed by westernisation to think marriage is nothing. A married man is one or more persons better than his single counterpart. He has a wife who helps him do certain things and children who are gifts from God. But brainwashed fellows like you end up with baby mamas who milk you of child support while strangers insert their pipe in the hole your child came from all because "marriage is not an achievement".

I think at this point I will declare you stupid for saying landed property and higher income are not achievements. What is an achievement to you? Smoking weed? I guess your mum still feeds you for you to be absent of your senses.

Well, I believe the wise ones have gotten the sense out of the thread.

Per bolded, what makes you think strangers are not inserting their large pipes in your wife’s holes? Are you a child?

Ronaldo no dey celebrate if another person score? See as he just tanda emotionless as all him mates ran to celebrate Fred’s goal. Na wa

Ronaldo after Fred scored…..

aboyaji:
You've been such a nuisance for quite some time now. How much of a killjoy are you willing to exhibit?

Attention seeking comes with a price. You crave nonexistent one.

Kindly keep off this thread.

I recommend Brighter Grammar for you

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anonymuz:
My lunch

This small food? Even baby go reject am. I’m sure you are a fat fellow trying to lose weight. Better hit the gym asap before yamayama fall on that your potbelly and fat face

rollandben:
Nigerians are always look for ways to cover wickedness, deceits and atrocities. So many people reason like blood is not flowing in their body system. Some are even still calling for reopening of DOWEN after it was closed by the government. If the boy were your son, I hope you act this same way!!
Justice for Junior Silvester

So a school should shut down permanently because of some bad eggs? Don’t you think it makes more sense to expel the bad eggs instead of letting other innocent children suffer?

Do you know that in civilized countries, worse things happen but you never hear people asking for the school to be permanently shut down.

You better give your self sense before yamayama disease fall on you this evening

sisibuma:
Ubi, chief Olumide Philips is the owner of Dowen College. While Lami one of Chief Olumide son is the director of students external affairs in the school. Lami has deactivated his Instagram account because of the fear of the unknown.

Lami is a woman. Not a man. And Olumide Phillips is a Dr not Chief. Must you join in discussions you know nothing about? Better give yourself sense before better yamayama nack that your bald head