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00Ademi:
So for Pentecostal churches dem no dey have mis carriage for there.

Were u born a fool or u just decided within urself to be a fool..


#team_winners

one crate of anything u dey drink 4 u mbok..

Softorgasm:
Nope, thats not what i meant? what i meant was that the celestial church she attend, will do her no good.

guy, I pity ur parents o, because small sense like this you no get,you are condemning a church while your moniker is softorgasm..u berra come cele make dem deliver you...

Softorgasm:
What was she expecting, when she is a member of a white garment church? The devil only cost pain... She should change to a proper pentecosta church like winners or redeem.

you stupidity deserve a standing ovation...

ReneeNuttall:
Because they become nice to a fault....I once dated this "nice guy", I will really say he was my best date Eva.but he is extremely emotional as in extremely emotional to a fault.if he calls and u don't pick he begins to panic like a child,an adult for that matter.2 days after we had a reconcilable quarrel,he fainted at wrk....I had to do d needful, run for my life.sometimes being over nice and over caring makes a lady uncomfortable.

how can you just conclude that he fainted because of you? If he actually fainted because of you, then he should have been dead since the day after you did the needful, na so una dey lose better future partner. I hope you are married by now sha!

raymondFirstborn:
so you talk to yourself alot.

kind of, sometimes, esp when I do some critical thinking or brain storming.. Buh I dnt expect you to dig tho..

Wow!! This woman just said everything about me...except for 4 kids part...

Oya take 500k

CAR pet

Hey baby gal! thank God for platforms like NL, coz if u cm meet me face to face, seeking advice for this kinda thing! I swear I go tear you slap... before I will tell to drop every though of that guy that you have in your head, because at the end of the day you will be more pained than the slap..a word is enough for a teenager!!

Guy.....man up, don't marry a cheat, I was once in your shoes I disflowered her, I even 4got she used my phone to activate her FB account, I was not suspecting her or anything, I just checked her messages and I got the shocker of my life..but wetin man go do, I only related the scenario to her folk and those who knew about us because people were talking..

I spent the first bulk money I ever made in my life to purchase a piece of land 2015, last week my neighbors called me that one idiotic ass eater came to claiming the land belongs to him, threatening to bulldoze the foundation I have laid... I just look the guy like diz ehn.....tell am say if he wan dance python enter bush make him come near my site again..olobriburuku people..

The guy was just about making sense, before he cm spoil him own show....

Looks like an initiation to me..

I smell lies mbok!

Ccc celebrates her harvest once in a year,as the word harvest means its the time we show case how God has blessed us and what we have reaped in a years hard work, so after the sermon and. Other things the floor is open for people to celebrate and jubilate, that is when ccc members flaunt their wealth and riches, there are always happy people, this is the time when all other church members are allowed inside the church with earthly cloths because its a day of celebration, although some get carried away by the mood and misbehave but believe me, that song was wrong but I am sure the shepherd in charge would not understand the music because the choirs are mostly youths and concerning cele girl, well every church has its own thing, but cele girls are cute sha just don't break there heart...proud to me a member of CCC..

PuSsy...name is lingo

Lol..na so I smell yeye yesterday ooo!!!!! Muslim hols don finish but she no wan go, after I package am waka na so I see pata for my line oo.

ShyCypher:
He's only datin' her cuz he has unrestricted access to her cunt & no rivals.

When he don slack am finish now, he'll move on as usual & leave her emotionally handicapped.

. Savage you are sir, with a chill deficit

Acidosis:
Carry go dear, nothing do you. I agree with your points 100%. A guy and a girl can NEVER be "best friends" without one or both parties getting something sexual or sensual as benefits.

Sometimes, it is not always for s. e. x... Some guys are so s€x starved, they can befriend some girls just so they could peep at her boobs, thighs or even sniff her panties.. While the girl would be somewhere forming "my best friend is a guy and nothing is attached" babe, nigga is somewhere sniffing your undies both day and night; tapping currents like his life depends on it".

guy your post yeye die....do guys do that for real....na wa o

for me ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...keeping female friends is like rearing chicken because one day you will surely chop her....lol........my bad...i don ova yahn.... my female friends na yoke i dey yoke ooo.. but i love chickens tho.

Wow I love this!

modaink333:
Menstruation, also known as a period or monthly, is the regular discharge of blood and mucosal tissue from the inner lining of the uterus through the vagina.

As a woman, it’s totally okay to hate periods especially when you are among those that experience intense pain, fatigue or heavy bleeding during your period. Trust me it sucks.

Periods could sometimes be embarrassing. Either you’re double checking a chair after you get up or you’re uncomfortably checking your dress just in case.

Anyways, here are 20 secret most women have done when on their period but don’t talk about;

1. Inspected a blood clot on the toilet paper after wiping.

2. And examined a tampon after taking it out.

3. Gotten your pubes stuck to the back of a pad and had to rip it off.

4. Layered up pads to make a “pad nappy” so that you don’t leak in the night.

5. Flushed a toilet multiple times because little streaks of blood were still in the water.

6. Felt a blood clot just plop out while you’re on the toilet.

7. Double checked every chair after getting up just in case you leaked on it.

8. Had blood move up towards the back of your butt, and wondered how the Bleep it got there.

9. Smuggled a pad or tampon up your sleeve on your way to the bathroom.

10. Sat and wondered if you’ve leaked or if your butt is just sweaty.

guy how you take sabi all this things? i would have been a ladies man if ii can just bare them around me during those periods....not my fault tho its the bad experience i had with that girl while i was in 100L, i wan get heart attack...that one na past sha....

it says 20 but i dey see just 10...weting they happen?

kimbraa:
You're a guy so you won't be telling me how to take care of my body. I should be the one doing that.

Washing only the vulva doesn't mean the vagina itself has been properly washed. Some will say don't use soap 'cause of the vagina PH but who cares about its PH when keeping proper hygiene that may make your spouse leave you is concerned?.

I wash the labia majora with soap then use my fingers to wash the inside with just ordinary water to remove whatever it shedded. Some just wash the labia majora with water and that's it.

so you dey finger ursef all in the name washing you inside...kountinu

deltateam:
What if I tell you her mission was that phone which was stolen and she had a hand in stealing the phone. Phone lost, mission accomplished.

lol.. I like your thinking faculty, but I no go lie, she's not the one that stole it, was someone else...lol

Any time I remember I feel like crying..#lilwaynesvoice.. Obubra nysc orientaion camp, iphone6s plus, I never even put sim inside the phone, just used it to capture moments, and a bastards stole it some how...that was how camp ended for me sha...the babe tripping for me cm follow persin with samsung s6 go....lol day one no really pain me sha because na phone she like no be me...

'FEEL FREE TO FEEL FREE' We all have secrets and things we have done, some border us all the time,some when we remember them, some we can't just get over them. Some secrets are things we crave for, that might sound odd to others, but guess what?! you wouldn't know if you don't spit it out! Also that things you have done in the past, that still hurts you is really not a biggie, so spill the beans and free your mind, because there is nothing new under the sun............................. So as the OP I will go first..
Most times I feel like I am a witch or wizard of some kind, because I some times predict,think,or make things up, and they just happen, like the other day, I was just on my own jeje day dreaming as usual and this lady carry her wahala and meet me, she cheats a lot and she got suspected, so she was like using me as a witness that nothing happen, I was in a good mood that day so I supported her, but in my mind I was like when next you do that you go see wetin go do you...my people you won't belive what happened to this lady, when she cheated on her husband again, I won't share what happened to her because you folks won't ever ever believe. so since then I always try to control my mind and thinking before I set my house on fire.....wow I feel so relieved

Now your turn....

They actually were not looking bad in those picture, dem no sufer na, they just did not have too much money, so no biggie.

His uncle na abi na grand father...dantata

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OP!!!!! how can living beings meet the dead na? I dey warn you 4 d last time o...

What is the purpose of the news if you cannot name the seven ex governors...so annoying