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Nice piece. Deserves to be on the homepage.

Would you rather have them vandalizing pipes and kidnapping foreigners?

This is good, people.

dapsondou: So what're u gonna do?
We're human beings...instinct will tell u to run

Like others have said above; just stay where you are and wait for the owner to come. But if you're the brave type, you can just walk past it without fears. It'll just keep following and sniffing you, and if it senses your fear, then barking will start. Most people will run at this stage, but that's probably suicide.

They're a lovely breed, I'm trying to own one too.

Find below the picture of a 3 month old pup of same breed.

dapsondou: Not all dogs will leave u cos u have no bad intentions. Some will attack just because ure a stranger.
And are u sure that on seeing this dog, you'll still wait?

You'd be in a bigger trouble if you tried to escape.

How much are you selling for now? You didn't state it in your original post.

3. You can't crack your hand or neck in public.

Haha. Classic!

If you want to get quick answers from God, Midnight prayers & praises are your best bet.

Source: personal experience.

Oh, and add fasting to it for an even quicker response.

Cossy should be 49 and not 29 as she claims. She's amongst the first naked girls I saw on tv during my teenage years. And that's late 90s to early 2000s.

All these problems ontop one bottle head?

What about sugar-free coke? I fill my fridge all the time with it.

He looks like a bongo-bongo.

No kill person pikin o.

This Adaeze girl is a real cutie. Yobo settle down well well pick am.

This is legal in the US. Although no exchange of money whatsoever, and a section of the Government is fully involved. Due processes are also taken too to ensure the baby ends up in a deserving family.

We're fond of doing the right things in the wrong way.

Caleboha: Obama loves Nigeria but hates Jonathan for the same reasons we despise him. Oga GEJ u dey f**kk up!

I can imagine what's going on in the mind of GEJ here; "ehen, a whole US president dey shake me. Na God do am."

That said, @Caleb be nice.

cordss: Tall and handsome, compliment it with good manner of approach and u have the password to em ladies

So what happens to the rest of us that aren't tall, hmm? What's our fate? I'm 5.8 btw, and I don't consider myself tall, always wanted to be a 6 footer. Just didn't happen, a friend told me is cos I started lifting too early. But deep down I know it's just genetics.

To to the topic; I met my current girlfriend through a mutual friend. Never fails - want to meet a nice cute girl? Then look within your circle, they're always there.

@op, I'm surprised you failed to see the humor in @pipsland's comment.

Add more photos please. Engine + interior.

In a sane country, these farmers would sue the government and get a huge settlement out of it.

creflo22: a serious should call or mail me , come and test drive the car and see how sweet it is and then u will know its worth the cash.

You should have advertised it thru the phone or mail instead. Someone made a legitimate inquiry of N800, 000, you ignored and instead made that remark above.

niggadee: fashola is too obsessed with this western culture,mentality and gadget. we are african we need to keep it real like our forefather

Lol. You had better move back to the village.

alexaletor: The robot really looks sophisticated.. Just like a TROJAN HORSE ..,Beware!

More like a spam bot.

This OP seems to have a stinking attitude. Instead of answering questions from prospects he keeps posting the same irrelevant shi.t like a malfunctioned Japanese robot.

Rooneyboy: For some reasons unknown, I just love this comment .

What's there to love? People stand in the US and other countries with better economy - Does that make their country fu.cked up? He has no sense.

Standing is a good exercise for them.

The only sign you need is when she laughs at your stupid and lame jokes.

OCTAVO: I guess my position is not too bad here.

Agbaya! You've joined them too?

I think it's time we started scouting for keepers. I don't see any reasonable replacement for Enyeama.

Nice ride. You're a clean guy.
How long did you use this?

supaeagles: The man should start wearing skirt to public places

(Btw, #justchecking: the year is effing 2013 right??)

And so? If it was wrong in 1983, what makes it right in 2013?

If she can't do without wearing trousers, then she should file for a divorce. This is a simple matter.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]There's a man under the bridge that leads to Ikoyi or thereabout (don't ask the name, half the time I have a hard time remembering where I am when I am in Lagos) who does the same thing with charcoal and water....absolutely STUNNING pictures, so beautiful it makes you cry that so much creativity in one teeny tiny finger. Sometimes, it's hard to keep from cursing the wretched Nigerian Educational System which looks down on Arts.

In another country, that under the bridge guy will be celebrated. He'll have his own show in the top galleries and his paintings will be selling for thousands. In Nigeria, he has to contend with half-witted buyers who have very little appreciation for art and believe buy art is doing an artist a favor so they don't starve.

It's so so unfair. [/quote]Not everything should be blamed on the Government. You and I can make it happen.

Let me know if you're up for it. We can start by organizing an art fair.

This man clearly has free access to the server. Sad that the webmasters dont know any better.

I mean why would any sane IT personnel keep deleting an intruder's file instead of locking him out completely? I'm pretty certain paddy has more access to the server than the so-called webmasters.

The first thing to do is to get a dedicated or atleast a vps server. How can a federal goverment's website be on a shared hosting server? Doesnt make sense. My personal blog is on a $20/month vps on linode.

pato405: for this feather weight? keep your car to yourself.

You get bad mouth o. Na feather weight, so why you wan buy am?

And whether money gets squandered at the top or not, tough decisions still have to be made when the time for them come. This is business, not a charitable organisation. Being emotional will only get you in more trouble than you're already in.

elampiro: You should know that whether banks make billions or not they MUST sack. It's their DNA. Also, when you work in such places you will know that cost reduction only work at the bottom. At the top the money is squandered. The OP has some point in the sense that they should have provided a sound bus and the journey shouldn't have been at night. The corporate world is not an agbero world.

Sound buses to travel in, I agree. But we also know that even sound buses do break down too. You just can't tell with these things.

And yes, a bank will most certainly sack at one time or the other. We both know why that happens.

johnstar: *sigh* bt I even tot dey treck 2 dat place

Same here. I thought they walked from Lagos to Lome. Just because I make billions doesn't mean I have to waste it. If by tomorrow they start retrenching workers, you'll be the one to cry fowl. They're wise. It's even a great team bonding exercise, not forgetting they probably learnt one or two practical geography too.