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Anthony4578: Humbly sir

This is quite depressing.

@mj nice work. Pm me if you do interactive designs too.

eaglechild: What I can see in the picture are two clueless looking goons waiting for instructions from an unseen person.

Lol. True!

The kid's a good dancer though.

Thanks for creating this thread.

What's the difference between chili pepper and our local tatashi?

Is this your personal car? Why are you selling? I'm very much interested as long as it's in a good "buy & drive" condition.

Your client's brother na learner.

How long ago was it registered?

This is how it starts. Soon they'll take over.

Nice innovation though. It's only a matter of time; all the sci-fis they show us in holywood will eventually turn to reality.

Stop being mischievous. Even if that did happen recently which I highly doubt, who's supposed to be blamed for it? Did your minister supervise the job? Everyone has their responsibilities in Nigeria.

Which part of Irawo is this?

Is this still available?

If yes, can you tell me exactly where Irawo street is? I know Irawo, but never heard of irawo street. I need photos too.

Very much interested.

Every recharge pin is tied to a serial number.

Unless your boyfriend looks like a 50yr old man already and you still look like a teen. Anything less is just an excuse to breakup.

Dahbutter: Haba bros why u dey over stress yourself over ''bush-meat'' chicks?

Next time eh? this is the way you deal with a ''bushmeat'' after gisting with her; write your number on a small sheet of paper or on her palm and don't even ask for hers, even if she offers, decline claiming that your phone memory is full or you would surely misplace a written number. Give her your own ''chick directory'' number and just walk away

I tell u from experience, 8 out of 10 times she will call or flash u again and again Dats how d game is played

Thank you. Sometimes you have to show a little class na. Get a business card, and never ask for numbers.

Sijo01: Them dey fear say Tecno don dey over power them.

What an ignorant comment.

There's something they call "customer loyalty". It simply means your true customers will stick with you irrespective of your Bleep.ups.

Still available and negotiable.

Yup! Your parents will get to watch what you did to that girl behind their back.

What exactly did he go there for? To sign papers? The article didn't really say much.

Looks like grandpa.

[quote author=Ejike.chinedu]I just hoped dat she will be able 2 speak coherently wit the doctorate degree she nw posses....i wnt be suprised if in a year time is been address as prof.patience jonathan[/quote]Stop embarrassing yourself. She speaks better english than what you wrote up there.

"We will teach Nigeria a lesson"

Lol.

Please do. Those things aren't safe abeg.

sexymoma: Lol.. i know some Nigerian men who would tell their wives to kneel down when eating..
Naso the woman go dey look like vegetable o


In this civilized nation SMH

Oh please! Who does that?

She has my vote.

Office still available for immediate move in. Contact details are in my first post above

Lol. Ok.

olahero: I hate deceiving rumor, Boko Haram killed always and they haven't finish? Nigeria with clueless security, they lie to promoted, NOT work like a real defender, stop killing Civilian and claiming they are Boko Haram, Boko Haram are gone too far in the field of terrorism! though, GEJ is toooo weak.

What do you want from the poor president? Make him carry gun go hunt for terrorists?

oc2fish: Please take heart, with M.Sc and advance PhD in view I worked for the biggest fish farm in Nigeria with a salary of 17k with only Sunday or Saturday off as the case maybe. For a year I was a casual, so they will not pay me the 3k lunch money. GOD HELP US.

You're kidding, right?

Naah. I just bought the damn thing, and it's one big gigantic modafucka.

Dumb question.

For my understanding, what are you not proceeding with? I didn't quite understand that part of your response.