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jeeqaa7:
I went to the atm this morning ... jeje make i collect money then this happened

what do i do to this man because i am a christian and you know what Jesus said abt oda cheek>>

bro...just tell him sorry for leaving your foot carelessly on the way lmao

sisisioge:
Wow! I would be the happiest if I could wear a dress like that for my wedding. Chai! She looks so cute!

you want to clean the church with that kine tail bah

lol if i hear say dem drop wizkid

You cannot defeat an Idea... Long as there are muslims, there will always be fanatics and long as there are fanatics there will always be terrorism. You might think you have defeated dem now, but in few years time, they will be all in our faces again maybe with a different name

Obijulius:
A pact with a Yoruba man is a pact with disaster.

A colleague in the office told me that the Yoruba language has dual interpretation of every word / phrase- and that the idea is to ensure that they can take any side as long as it favors them.

Yorubas deserve to remain with their eternal allies the North. Cursed

lol so you and your colleague were busy discussing yoruba when yu shoulda been working bah. LoL this hate won't get you nowhere in life. Oya gimme your boss' number make i report you

here we go again
LaClickLaBend

i just mentioned myself

op just go and become a fictional writer....i'm tired of exposing yur links sef

My name is Mike, a 26-year-old young man working with an energy consortium in Lagos, though I don't stay regularly in Nigeria because as a maintenance engineer, I have to go round our different installation in different parts of the world.
Though I am from the eastern parts of the country, I was born in England. My father met my mother, a Scottish lady when he went for studies. They were not married when I was born, so after his studies, he had to come back to Nigeria while I grew up with my mother and my step dad.
My real dad was always in touch, making me know I am an African, a fact that always made me proud of my roots. He came once in a while to visit us and brought me home for holidays as well. Being from a royal home, my grandparents thought me the basics of Igbo life including respect for elders, tradition and culture.
When I graduated and got the job with the company, I was very happy since they have a subsidiary in Nigeria and I kind of worked my way to be posted to my country.
I was surprised when I came home and realised that my father had gotten married, his third, to a very young lady who was just two years older than me.
From the first time Maureen set eyes on me, she stuck to me and we became so close, to the delight of my father who often times, always sought my opinion on things, so he was happy I approved of his new wife.
Being someone who was born and brought up in Lagos, Maureen kind of became my unofficial guide and showed me round the town. She took me to the cinemas, the beaches, shopping complexes and hangouts.
I was comfortable in her company though I did not forget the fact that she was my father's wife. But she became sort of possessive and always got angry whenever she noticed I had interest in any lady, often warning me about Lagos girls, how they are after money and all that.
I thought she was just looking out for me as her stepson, not knowing she had ulterior motives till the day we went to a beach party one of her friend's threw. Dad had travelled to China on business, so there was no fear he would disapprove of going with her to the party.
At the party, Maureen made sure everyone knew I was off limits and even when I tried to chat with some ladies, she would practically intervene and drag me away. On our way home after the party, Maureen curled up in the front seat of the car and rested her head on my shoulders. I knew she was a bit tipsy and tired, so I did not mind her resting on me.
When we got home, I helped her to her room and retired to mine but late into the night, I woke up to find her naked, sucking on my manhood. I was shocked and jumped out of bed, asking her what had gone into her.
That was when she told me that she was sex starved and wanted me to sleep with her » . When I reminded her she is my father's wife, and as such my stepmother, she told me to forget that fact, telling me she is in love with me.
I managed to persuade her to go back to her room that night but since then, I have not had peace with her as she keeps harassing me sexually, begging me all the time to have sex with her.
Now she has added another dimension to it: she has promised to tell dad that I raped her if I refused to sleep with her and knowing my father, he will surely believe her and anything could happen.
I know what she is asking of me is an abomination but at the same time, I do not want to be at logger heads with my family.
What do I do?
Mike."
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she just smoke Sk.

asalimpo or whats your name...please do not give birth to a child in this life....the world is already dumb without yor stupid genes being spread around!. Ignorant Human

buy only black tops

congrats

i think it's safe to say God didn't cure you, he just gave you peace of mind. biko go nd do test. You probably never even had it in the first place...God can't cure yu from what you do not have. Go Do A Test!

congrats

it's true tho...my car once had problems accelarating. For a long time, i thought it was plugs or something, cos it was always sounding like it wanted to go off...accidentally found that it was the fuel pump and since i fixed it...i've been enjoying my car like never before

i'm sure my grandchildren will see this joke. stale

laclicklabend



i just mentioned myself

No matter how much you have spent on a girl, rape is rape and you are just a filthy scum that deserves to be jailed. Abi did she force you to spend on her?...instead of just accepting that you are a maga you went ahead to rape the girl, and yu are proud of it...don't worry, when they are raping yur daughters, we'll remind yu idiot

KingsCity:
11 Points may not be enough. He should target to win the three home matches and also pick at least 2 more away points. 14 points will guarantee qualification

sigh that's 11points do the maths again

Ngozi123:
Not really, considering that the majority of those who died were little children and elderly people. To be blunt, those two groups can be easily replaced within a society. It's sad but it's true.

hmmm...not to mention the soldiers...and there were towns were all the Males were slaughtered by Nigerian Soldiers. No way only kids and elderly ones died please. Like yu said, it's sad, but it's the truth that ibos were greatly reduced during the civil war

you know how many ibos died during the civil war?....of cos their numbers have greatly reduced now

Bugatie:
The president should get ready to order more arrests soon, customs officials, police, army, EFCC, even the DSS and SSS, immigration, CBN and all other occupants of public office deserve more invasion.

The question is does the fight against corruption make it right to invade/swoop on persons and make arrests based on suspicions and allegation without due process.

Mr president must be advised not to test the resolve of the masses

you didn't read that they had Search and arrest warrant

lmao see this thread people. I can't be of much help since i'm busy laughing, but i'm sure the poster below has alot to say on this matter

kevoh:
Have christians finished marrying each other? Jehovah Witness can't marry Pentecostal and vice versa? Catholic can not marry Lord's Chosen and vice versa? Christ Embassy can not marry Celestial and vice versa? E.t.cWhen you are done marrying each other a.k.a removing the speck of dust in your eye, then we can talk about the log in us atheist's eyes! Hypocrite!

you sir, deserve a potato. Hypocrites Indeed....the whole scum of dem can't even deal with other denominations

chymevicks:
English language is ALWAYS read from left to right. English ain't Arabic fvcking Afonja

hahaha calm down man...yur hatred won't give yu any money. morever it's a picture. wen taken, it becomes inverted and right becomes left. not that it matters tho, just letting you know

i heard it's a good fone tho

Mologi:
it should have ....
BIAZOWA......

according to the pix.....one Nigeria is corruption ....

not if yu reading from the right

how much is data that you cannot buy

she dey famz...she needs anoda 300k

Ronke Idowu is married and she's on Nairaland

bwahahahaha