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Lobolintin:
Hahahaha see this people

Then why was the meeting close doors?


Just like me asking. yy father for money inside his room, while asking mom to vacant and close the door behind her...


Then two days later a! Now saying its just money I went to ask dad after her pressure has been high on what the discussion was all about?



Who no go know say Nah an other discussion me and my old man get ? For him not to be able to oepm up to his wife ,cox if its money he will surely inform her...


So bubu and saraki u ah never yan us wetin unah go do for aso villa....
Let the media crab all this close doors meetings...al meeting in Villa should be televized,villa is for us all and isn't for just one man ....... Its getting to time we need to let this men know we don't talk a 4ck


Threaten me with whatever you like, I dot give a 4ck FG and NASs

But why?

If Dammy Krane is referring to his track called 'Headache' then he has a right to be pissed. Wizkid's 'Ginger' was almost exactly the same as 'headache' and i think it sold more cos Wizzy has more exposure. It will pain anyone.

Meanwhile I am waiting to know who stole whos track between Don Jazzy and Kcee. jantamanta and Ebeano are too similar to be a coincidence and they came out almost exactly the same time. I was wondering if that was why Kcee immediately took Olamides side in the Back to Back; come and collect it saga.

Plus234:
FUOCK YOU
FUOCK YOUR MOTHER
FUOCK YOUR FAMILY
IMBECCILE

Better take your medicine

Before I answer, you must answer some questions?

Does she watch Clinic matters on TV?

what day did she tell you this story?

If she watches Clinic matters and she told you the story about 3 weeks ago then it could be that she is lying because her story was the theme of an episode of clinic matters some weeks ago. They fit don do repeat broadcast sef. Ask her if she watches Clinic matters and watch her reaction closely; If she shows any of the following signs then she is lying;

1. Changes head position quickly
2. Begins to breathe heavily
3. Stands very still
4. Stammers or repeats words/phrases
5. Begins to talk too much
6. touches nose or mouth
7. shuffles feet
8. stares without blinking
9. starts pointing anyhow
10. If left handed, the eyes will move up and to the left. if right handed, the eyes will move up and to the right

As you can see, you must be very close to her, to be able to observe all these things. i recommend you stand nose to nose so you dont miss any of the signs.



anyway, you should trust your babe. If there is no trust, then the relationship is fake. So ignore me.

obiorathesubtle:
[color=#990100]cool story!
When the part 2 go comout?[/color]

Na the part 2 you dey see so. but its still season 1

Meanwhile nobody has said anything about the DJ at the headies.

I think he should be located and given 12 strokes of the cane.

Olamide finished his speech na im the guy begin dey play Eniduro. the thing enter olamide head im throway mic, give all of us middle finger.



don Jazzy sef finish im speech, the dj begin to play Jantamanta. the music enter Jazzy head im vex comot for the venue.

saxywale:
stupid Namibians.

And the guy is Nigerian

Last to comment. Thanks

Hmmm. One of these women looks very familiar. If she's the one, OP, pls run and hide. She won't find it funny. Unless it's not you that originally brought the pic to social media

See why it's not good to steal? 700k 3 years ago was big money. What did he do with it. From the way he is dressed it doesn't look like he invested wisely. Probably squandered the money cause he didn't work for it

Police woman getting on okada. The criminal won't be getting it back to back but rather front to back

We should also consider the thousands of other soldiers who fought with the same weapons yet didn't abandon their post.

Those who have Instagram should follow the Nigerian army account. You'll be proud of what our boys are doing

But what did the girl achieve na. I can't see what is written on the certificate.

Dannieln1:
From which of his wives?

a b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z








Come back same time tomorrow for continuation of reading lessons

But even if one calls them what will they say. You have to pay into my account to activate your ATM or you have to send me credit to help you activate your account? Will anyone fall for that? I'm curious

potbelly:
miss potbelly?

Lol. Thou shalt not take offence. I refereth not to thee or thy woman

Meanwhile the picture looks like a competition for Miss potbelly.

ZUBY77:
OK... TWO OF YOU APC rats should read yourselves... I blame Aisha Rice for all this.

lol. Nairaland has to create an 'unlike' button so we can just unlike some silly posts without having to comment. its a waste of energy responding to some of these silly comments

WaffenSS:
Netflix is a content provider. We still have to deal with the data conduits. And we all know how slow, expensive and unreliable our data networks are.

Unless the MNOs provide free streaming as part of their data packages, or very cheap huge bundles, I'm afraid it won't take off.

yeah, I was just going to say that. If the Network providers have any sense, they will approach Netflix and partner with them to provide special packages and dedicated bundles or something. its a money spinner for sure.

Leyqute:
YOu can check it out on Google.com.

What is google?

buskie13:
imagine..when there are lot of unemployed graduates roaming the streets moving from offices to offices,shops to shops and so on...now we have a govt who pays militants 65k a month ..for wat actually... very soon..boko haram will also table their amnesty prospect... fvck this govt

It's painful. But the truth is that at the time they started the Amnesty program, the ND militants were crippling our oil dependent economy. Even the price of oil in the international market was affected each time the militants attacked.

It was cheaper to pay them that amount of money than to keep losing oil money.

We are not sure how they will react if they stop the Amnesty program but I think it should be phased out gradually.

Sept20:
How come there are 3 men in the first picture and 4 in the 2nd?

Where did the Leader appear from?

The boss got down from his chair and joined the others. He is the one in front and thats how he changed from boss to leader

I wanted to make fun of you but i have made a new year resolution

Regards

Good. At least he will be able to buy new jeans. Those jeans he is wearing are not crazy. they are just tired, fed up and worn out.

Dele Momodu didn't deny anything the Dr. said o. That means the Dr made some concrete points.

Anyway he should give the man what he asked for unless he will reply Momodu and then Momodu will reply and he will reply Momodu ...

Na so dem go dey reply each other until they take over the whole front page of Nairaland

And then Seun will retire and go and work for Linda Ikeji

No ban me o. Mi o sepe. Na sleep dey my eye

hmuhammad:
GEJ almost sold Nigeria, now that we massively voted in PMB and voted out the clueless man, some people soon to be killed by HBP don't want to hear good news from PMB's administration. My prayer goes thus "any Nigerian who is praying for Buhari's failure will never achieve anything throughout his/her lifetime"......amen

HPB, HPB, HPB. HPB dey pursue you?

Beehshorp:
abeg!!!
make una hook me up with dis illuminati o am desperately in need of cash

Stand in the middle of 3rd mainland bridge when the traffic is heavy. do the iyanya pose and do the iyanya sign.

illuminati will come and collect you

taryour:
Lol. Its a bedmatic course 401 for lovers. *lips sealed*

I am a lover too o.

I actually thought they were calling down fire from heaven on his head.

Nothing new here

Bye

taryour:
Nice thread,here is what works for me.
Firstly I went into my relationship with a statement on my mind(if my mum can remain with my dad with all the challenges they had which I also witnessed,then I can do better)
Ability to communicate effectively, while dating and up till now in marriage with 2 kids our communication has remained very very solid.
Communication has really helped my relationship a lot,it helps us both trash our differences amicably,there are somethings I can't say to my hubby face(cause I know I might not present it well and I don't want to be rude) so I put it into a chat and he understands me perfectly well. Each time we have our arguments,we make sure we apologise n trash it out before the end of the day.we do not go to bed in anger.
I have also learnt not to argue so much with my hubby,whenever he is angry with me am quite and let his anger subside then I apologise(even if deep down in my heart I know I wasn't wrong)I still apologise,I know how angry my hubby can get and I know better than to push further,we both have a bad temper but there can only be one leader,outside my home you don't dare mess with me,I will dish it to you very hot and spicy. I am the very aggressive type but hubby isn't,he is more calm than I am. I argue a lot too but not with hubby except in cases when we are gisting and having fun. Hubby loves football but I hate it with everything but what can I do I simply got used to it,my first son already took after him as a football fan.
We both understand ourselves perfectly,we have been together for over 10years now. We have had our ups and downs which has taught us to be more united and understand ourselves better.
Our sex life might not be has active as when we where still single cause of kids but we have both been active,we have fun anywhere in the house(of course when kids are asleep or in school).we try out new things and I sure don't forget my bowl of ice-cream when I want to give a special treat(call me a dirty woman/raw woman/sex freak/whatever) I care less,his my man.
We have remained each others best friends,we share gifts,watch movies together,shop together,hubby goes to market for me at times and cook as well, we gossip together and share news with each other. We are both social media fans(we actually meet on a social forum and started as friends before dating which led to our marriage). We don't hide anything from each other. He introduced me to nairaland and he is also a active member on nairaland.
We do not encourage 3rd parties into our affairs,it has never and will never happen. What ever happens within our walls die within our walls.we both help ourselves to remain strong in work life and business life. We support ourselves in every possible way we can with the help of God and for once I have never regretted meeting my hubby. If there is a next life,I would chose the same man all over again.
My marriage is not perfect cause there is no perfect marriage but I tell you,marriage is fun and am loving it all the way.

Nice. 2 things

1. Please don't reveal your husband's identity on nairaland or they might try and snatch him.

2. What exactly did you do with the ice cream

Next rated Linda ikeji. Your future is bright. If I had a Hyundai skelemba I would have given you

Costa2000:
Estoy bien y tu?

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