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Education / Re: Nigerian Students In Teesside University Ordered To Leave UK by LadyPortable(f): 4:16pm On May 23
maasoap:

If you have 30 million naira now, go and waste it on purchasing student visa and still get trapped midway. You will receive common sense by that time.


Yes, I'm. Go and check my recent contributions on topics here, you will confirm it without stress.


Yes, Tinubu policies are affecting many businesses including mine. But at this period of our time, I don't pray to be a salary earner or as a sole source of my income. Between Monday and yesterday alone, even with the unstable economic atmosphere, I spent 190k unexpectedly. My business is standing and many businesses are standing.


Would you rather spend 30 million naira pursuing education abroad because of the need to japa (but deceiving yourself that it is because businesses are failing) or use it to start a business?
If you have money and lack business ideas, let me know, I will give you simple business ideas right here. You won't even stress before you will be counting your profits daily. But I don't think you are the type that can venture into business with this your defeatist mindset



Please share the ideas
Food / Re: We Are Dying In Calabar. A Cup Of Garri Is Now N250. Who Do Us? by LadyPortable(f): 5:10pm On Apr 24
How many rubber makes a paint
Celebrities / Re: Junior Pope’s Wife, Jennifer Is Unconscious - Nurse (Video) by LadyPortable(f): 8:05pm On Apr 12
ozo13:
anything goes in Nigeria.if na UK standard she will be invited for question.she just want to trend on social media.

She won’t even think of it let alone post it. She’ll be joking with her PIN

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Politics / Re: NIN Registration Centre Spotted In The UK (Video, Pictures) by LadyPortable(f): 12:09pm On Mar 16
Where's the location please
Health / Re: High Cost Of Medical Care: Asthmatic Patient Cries As Seretide Sells For ₦52,000 by LadyPortable(f): 4:38pm On Nov 15, 2023
kinkydude:
I saw this drug @ N 36,000 around Abuja mid October. Minister of Health need to get to Presidency to ask for relief/rebate on drugs for all these life threatening diseases.Abi? Ventolin Inhaler is between N 5,600 - N 6,000 now. Haba🥺😟


I saw someone typed 15k

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Family / Re: My Wife Calls Her Family For Everything by LadyPortable(f): 12:59pm On Oct 18, 2023
You forgot to add copied. Original story says 5k

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Family / Re: Should A Child Of This Age Be Sent On An Errand? by LadyPortable(f): 4:20pm On Aug 27, 2023
doyin01:


The way some of you just confidently speak thrash that you have no idea about...who told you they do not send 7 years old kids on errands in abroad ?? The same abroad that some of these kids even go to the ice cream shops , schools , etc alone ?? Very soon you people will say they do not even eat it at all in this abroad. As if abroad na where aliens dey live...

I won't waste my precious time with you but know know that you don't send underage on errand on a vehicular road. Argue with your keypad.
Family / Re: Should A Child Of This Age Be Sent On An Errand? by LadyPortable(f): 11:09am On Aug 27, 2023
Try am abroad, you go explain tire
Family / Re: Advice To A Father by LadyPortable(f): 7:50pm On Jul 15, 2023
quatrevingtdix:
Yes you need to pay as long as what you are streaming online is live, be it : BBnaija, channels tv, BBC, CNN, Arise TV, youtube livestreaming. Anything live you pay the TV license fee 😁

The only thing you get to watch without paying is netflix, prime disney paramount and other pay on demand streaming platforms.

I only watch Netflix, YouTube and Disney. Do I still have to pay ?
Family / Re: Advice To A Father by LadyPortable(f): 7:06pm On Jul 14, 2023
quatrevingtdix:


“How about if she looses her job in the uk?”. Okay, how about if he looses his source if income in Nigeria?.
Come on everything is a risk, you don’t live scared of taking decision because of if it fails, you take it and work against it failing while planning for whatever life throws at you.

Everybody keeps shouting bills bills, haba! Its like most people here dont want people to come or people in Nigeria are half informed.
Manchester for instance, there are houses(2 bedrooms for instance) that are 800-900 amd 1k tops
Monthly budget:
900 - house
African food(which is the most expensive from african stores) - 200

Light and gas -200
Council tax - 150 tops

Diapers - 2 maxi pack(pampers which is the most expensive) for 22pounds at morrisons, enough for a month.

Baby food - 34pounds )thats if its just baby food no breastmilk)

Total - 1500
If you want to spoil yourself enter primark shop and shop -300gbp for tourself and baby.

This is from experience.
Why TV license when you’re still hustling netflix never do you?(you don’t have to pay tv license if you watch netflix and prime and don’t stream live channels like bbc, channels and the likes)

Abeg lets stop discouraging people from coming please, @o.p I’m just giving you the info needed to make an informed decision.

Most people here shout bills bills, ehn UK is expensive, and they haven’t gone back to Naija. The cheapest thing here is food stuff. So live according to your income and you should be fine, but don’t all come if there’s no accommodation ready. Make plans.

Thanks for the in-depth analysis. Can you throw more light on this tv license stuff. I'm confused. I got a non smart tv and virgin media broadband and has been worried if I need a tv license.the tv has got channels like itv and bbc
Education / Re: How We Falsify JAMB Results — Culprits Confess by LadyPortable(f): 8:38pm On Jul 08, 2023
Damage control

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Health / Re: Ugochukwu Okpani Allegedly Committed Suicide By Ijeoma Chinonyerem (Photos) by LadyPortable(f): 2:00pm On May 27, 2023
To those mentioning Lagos and Abuja, there are there other Int'l airports one can use like Enugu. It must not be Abuja or Lagos
Celebrities / Re: Marry Your Mother If You Can't Trust Your Wife - Peter Okoye by LadyPortable(f): 4:55pm On Apr 15, 2023
[quote author=fasterwell post=122527820]Like Kanye West trusted his beloved wife Kim Kardashian who later divorced him and left with her own part of the guy's wealth and other men who have lost their assets to their wives after divorce.

If you do not have the balls to make her sign pranam then make sure she does not have access to your assets.

Tell me why a beautiful young lady like her will be asking for a divorce from her rich any young husband.

Tell me also why is so called the richest Spanish actress is seeking to have half of another man's assets?

Can you give a detailed explanation of prenup
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Was Scammed Today At My First Day Of Work by LadyPortable(f): 11:36am On Mar 29, 2023
It's painful but count it as your loss and move on. It just made you smarter

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Have You Worked In The Same Place With A Married Couple? by LadyPortable(f): 11:31am On Mar 29, 2023
It's not an easy environment to work in cos you'll be torn between which of them is the boss.
Woe betide you, if you're a beautiful lady and oga is becoming overly friendly with you. Madam will find it hard to release your entitlement/benefits with the incessant complaints that you are sleeping with her man. I hate working in such environment it's most times toxic

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Crime / Re: Unexpected 600k Alert On My Phone This Morning, Pls Advice by LadyPortable(f): 1:03pm On Dec 30, 2022
HomeTutorsPro:








You dey create thread dey ask for advise because you don't know what to do.
Same you dey advise yourself two times.
I bet you forgot to log out of this account and log in to the other ones.
All these multiple account holders sef.
Just creating rubbish threads to seek attention.

Cc
Seun

You be FBI o. Nigerians are indeed observant and smart. How you were able to point this out unlike others who are already in his swing
Health / Re: I Saved An Accident Victim's Life And I'm Proud Of It by LadyPortable(f): 10:21pm On Nov 06, 2022
Well done dear. You'll receive your reward in multiple folds. You piy smile on a family's face by your kind gesture, as well as revived somebody's future husband. Heaven will always provide you with a helper in your time of needs. Never knew good Samaritan still exist in Nigeria.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Ever Gone From Grace To Grass? by LadyPortable(f): 2:03pm On Oct 30, 2022
jeslom:
If I start to talk I won 40 million with 40,000 Naira on sportybet , I felt invincible . I started carrying all the prostitutes I could think of, send money to all those begging me , bought a car and living the lavish life out 20 million Naira back to betting and I can categorically tell you that I lost it all . Now all the friends o gathered in the win days has left me and my rickety camry alone..

Tell me you're joking, but If true, it shall never be well with whomever that did this to you

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Education / Re: IELTS: Share Your Experience, Ask Your Questions, Tell Us Your Score If You Can. by LadyPortable(f): 6:51pm On Aug 21, 2022
TheMbano:


They suggested I request for an appeal after I constantly disturbed them via mails to release my results for about 2 months. If you don't have time to go through this process, you can just rewrite but I wasn't going to let them smear my name when I did nothing wrong so I didn't budge till they released it.


Mine is almost 2 months now. I've been disturbing them via mail all these while, but all they could tell me was to await the outcome of the investigation panel since they can't do anything about it
Education / Re: IELTS: Share Your Experience, Ask Your Questions, Tell Us Your Score If You Can. by LadyPortable(f): 10:08am On Aug 20, 2022
Davido97:


Yes we have created a group for this purpose please try the link below it should direct you to the group and if it doesn't kindly contact me

Link: https:///BkS9c1YjUuwEkUrEZbqzGj

Kindly add this no 07038447417
Wrote on June 11 2022
Education / Re: IELTS: Share Your Experience, Ask Your Questions, Tell Us Your Score If You Can. by LadyPortable(f): 10:04am On Aug 20, 2022
TheMbano:


Yes I did. After almost 5 months and an appeal, they released it. R-9 L-9 W-7 S-7. They claimed they held it because they suspected malpractice and I appealed for them to carry out an investigation.

Thanks dear
How do I go about the appeal? Its 2 months + yet no response from them.I'm just confused pls. What do you advise I do? Can I rewrite...sobs
Education / Re: IELTS: Share Your Experience, Ask Your Questions, Tell Us Your Score If You Can. by LadyPortable(f): 7:02pm On Jul 08, 2022
Asagna1:
I wrote my IELTS General exam at IDP centre Abuja on the 13th of March. I received a mail from my center that i should send a written information regarding the test with my handwriting and have done that on the 1st of April. But am yet to receive my result. Anybody with the same issue at Abuja center

Were you later able to view your result. How long did it take
Education / Re: IELTS: Share Your Experience, Ask Your Questions, Tell Us Your Score If You Can. by LadyPortable(f): 6:34pm On Jul 08, 2022
TheMbano:


Thanks. You also wrote on the same date and venue? It's almost 2 months now and they're beginning to hint that I should take another test whenever I call their customer care line.
Did you later see your result. Mine is 3 weeks late already,but still Unable to view my result
Education / Re: IELTS: Share Your Experience, Ask Your Questions, Tell Us Your Score If You Can. by LadyPortable(f): 6:20pm On Jul 08, 2022
Vokes10:
I wrote the exam Feb 12th

Were you later able to see your result. If yes,how long did it take.? Mine is being delayed for weeks now
Religion / Re: Mbaka: They Planned To Use Prostitutes To Set Me Up Before Killing Me by LadyPortable(f): 6:25pm On Jan 05, 2022
No matter how hard they fight to tarnish your image,they'll never succeed. Their problem is outright envy and being unable to match your religious prowess. God be with you
Family / Re: My Husband Paid N580K For My Bride Price But Refused To Help My Family Members. by LadyPortable(f): 6:05pm On Jun 20, 2021
I thought this same story was on front page sometime ago
Crime / Re: 15-Year-Old Boy Beats 14-YearOld Girl To Death For Refusing To Be His Girlfriend by LadyPortable(f): 8:56pm On Jun 15, 2021
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15 years old na man? Instead of concentrating on how to scale waec he was busy pursuing skirt. See where it has got him



quote author=NewDelhi post=102760656] Too bad. RIP young one. If you had accepted the offer , your life wouldn't have ended tragically.

Moral of the story.

If man toast you, no dey do shakara. Some guys are crazy, they'll get jealous and stalk you, things can get horribly wrong. [/quote]

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Politics / Re: Okorocha: I Became Poorer Being A Governor by LadyPortable(f): 10:40am On May 17, 2021
Made you poorer and you decided to make your son in law poorer by trying to install him as the state's next governor. Clap for yourself

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Travel / Re: Sergeant Kabiru Musa Returns N1.2m Found At An Accident Scene In Kano (Photos) by LadyPortable(f): 12:42pm On May 15, 2021
kuntash:


A whole you na im dey do contradictory writeup like this ? Abi some one has hijacked your account ?


You don't know him well. His write-ups are always contradictory. Most times one wonders if he's normal.
Food / Re: See How I prepared my stew as a single guy. by LadyPortable(f): 5:50pm On May 06, 2021
Why is frozen chicken not good for consumption
Family / Re: Help! I Want To Leave My Wife by LadyPortable(f): 8:07am On May 02, 2021
Righteousness2:
There are certain people that are Designed to take you to your Next level!( Not Pmb/Apc next level oo). If you don't come in contact with him/her , you will keep operating in Ordinary level.

I think your wife is one of such ,Designed to take you to ur Next level.
Your wife carries Favor! Make use of what she carries and Be happy.
She is your Deborah!

As long as she is not into any form of Diabolical stuffs! Guy Be Happy and Enjoy the Favor she carries.

Words on marble

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Travel / Re: Broke Lady Offers Lagos Uber Driver Sex In Exchange For Payment. He Refuses by LadyPortable(f): 6:48pm On May 01, 2021
So she can quickly turn around and accuse him of rape

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