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I was so tired I just wanted to leave and the fear that our passports might go missing if I started screaming at her was too much. After witnessing the lady they made cry I held my tongue.

I only saw the funny side later.

Waiting times are shocking the last time I waited 3.5 hours, by the time I was being seen I couldnt even argue as crazy old lady shouted at me for buying three separate postal orders for 3 different visa applications instead of just one postage order.

Crazy embassy lady:Next time you just buy one postage order not three!!!

LadyT: But I thought because its 3 different applications and the website said-

Crazy embassy lady cuts in: Did I ask you all of that ? Im not asking you that just listen to me next time you just one!!!

LadyT:Ok sorry

WOW I agree with Sauron for once *slaps herself*

People need to be honest that place is a deep shame.  I was so ashamed that this was our Embassy in London for Gods sake!


I so agree with you.

Siena:
It's attitudes like yours that make that squalid Embassy what it is - how bad do you want it to be, before you acknowledge it's a sh1thole? You sound like someone who's used to accepting crap, and just shrugging it off, as "just one of those things." That place is a disgrace - period. It needs to be knocked down, and declared Ground Zero! I am used to receiving a degree of respect, and expect the same when I visit that place. It's not being negative, it's the truth - that place is a disgrace.

The fact there are foreigners there too, including white travellers, witnessing all the nonsense the staff dole out to Nigerians, are partly why they too feel they can spit in your face, afterall, "Nigerians sh1t on Nigerians," why not them too, huh?

Secretz I dont doubt your story of bribe. You could write a novel on the hell that is the Nigerian embassy. Theres also a butt toothed bastard who handles the payment. He doesnt face his job he makes jokes walks off randomly while serving people. I mean WTF

This scary old lady is a living legend at the London embassy.  Shes a monster she will use any excuse to shout at you.  I have sadly ALWAYS dealt with her whenever I go and after my last experience I vowed I will get my Nigerian passport.


The lady they made cry wanted to take her children to Nigeria and two male staff started shouting at her about needing a letter from the children's father who was in Ghana. They wanted a letter saying that he gave permission.

Jesus you wanted to hear noise.  She was so calm but the screaming by the two staff was a joke.  The other staff member was not even involved he was merely walking past but decided to involve himself  and join in the shouting! 

Everyone was in shock

I just died laughing!

http://www.nigeriahc.org.uk/

this is the hellish website.

Theres no blood relation it may seem a bit odd but who cares!

I agree they know NOTHING about customer service. The website is a bastard joke nothing works the graphics are shocking with various random crap scrolling across the page!

What I want to is know do they own the whole building or just the basement?

They also have this STUPID policy that you can pay the visa/passport fees by card but the processing fee must be by postal order.  Do you know HOW many people that confused they get to the counter and they get shouted at to go and but postage order. Which isnt even free you need to pay £2 ontop on postage order and you get charged by the embassy £1 for credit card and 50p for a debit card I mean WTF?

They must be making a killing. I was so ashamed when I saw people of other races getting screamed at at the counter so shameful we cant even run an embassy.

I cannot believe the people who are saying it was not that bad actually went to the NIGERIAN EMBASSY IN LONDON!!!!!!!!!

That place is a hell hole!

Theres one old lady there behind the counter Lawd have mercy she is MAD!!!!!!!!

She screams at people randomly "what are you doing at the counter?  Who called you GO AND SIT DOWN!"  "MOVE AWAY FROM THE WINDOW"

If you are stuck at the back when she calls your number and take too long to get to the window Jesus you will see hell that day. Example

Crazy embassy lady:  "Number 67, number 67 ok number 68 number 68"
Number 67 is running to the front
Crazy embassy lady "where were you when we were calling your number?  Eh?  Where were you?  Did you not hear your number? You have missed your turn!"
Number 67 starts shouting like a madman


I hate that place

Avoid it if you can I went recently and it was hell!!! The staff are ALL animals rude slow arrogant.  They screamed so much at one lady she started crying.

And why is it so fucking small?

When love goes bad.

Really sad

Can everyone please watch this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6xJlyJgfS8

He suffered really badly at the hands of the media

Now I know EL is on crack!

~Sauron~:
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Battle of sexes(re-mix). . . . . . . .
This is supposed to be a fun thread but some sluts have taken it to another level.
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