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tosyne2much:
Lemme hear from perverts

Cutehector:
lool bad company corrupt good manners. I believ she has done bad tin already . U knw bad tin sweet die

dopeJemi:
I've edited my post

dharay99:
olden days b dat, if u try dat with our girls now..aaah, u go hear song of Solomon chapter 40 verse 40..."we are more Dan dat na, we are too close for dat.." She dun friendzone yhu tey tey..

kevinberry:
I disagree with the above..

Me I love to smooch a lot..I can do it for more than an hour... Maybe that why they usually refuse to visit again after our first meeting...

Cutehector:
so u hav done bad tin befor

EcoTerror:
It can only happen in Kenya.



That Kenyan gal LadyX should com and explain ooo

Truckpusher:
Wetin concine me?

Make she pull her cloth make MIL confirm her abeg , too many girls running around with too many fake boobs , fake asss, fake eyes and even puccy these days with the help of alum yet they want to run along with good guys

Please ,let them fake girls stick to fake guys joor.

Truckpusher:
I never said mine do inspect wives-to-be.

But on a serious note it is simply weird

Though I'm still of the opinion that she should face her demons abeg.

Truckpusher:

Men aren't usually subjected to such cultures.

Cultures like this are solely meant for you psychos

EcoTerror:
Youths can kill themselves if they want to remain stupid but nigeria population will still be. 180million.


Are you not the Kenyan girl

Truckpusher:
MIL wants to be sure of what his son would be stuck with for the rest of his life.

Nice MIL.

They will always be looking out for you knowing what a treacherous people women are .

You better carry your bucket go answer your warrant abeg.

stanisbaratheon:
what? am i lying?

stanisbaratheon:
the man will just shed tears for his daughter due to what is down below

frank043:
Indeed! In this country that everything is buyable,even doctors! Story for orunmila. I'l so do the inspection myself that the babe will even prefer my mother. I know what to check and I'l just go straight there. Case closed!!

brito:
LadyX
diddydiva
cutehector
LewisO
toysne2much
samer1212(don't know if d spelling is correct)
kingtom
iceberylin
orijin101
Agapecharis( you'll teach me Esan)



And many more

ALAYORMII:
On no occasion will my Mum say she wants to have a bath with my to be wife.

What ever assessment she wants to do, she can do it while she's fully clothed and leave the carnal assessment to Mii.


You've been misunderstanding Mii since and it looks as if you are looking for a way to pick quarrel with Mii.

Been joking since

ALAYORMII:
Never said you called any one a monster in-law

The issue of my FIL testing Mii, there will be no need for that coz the daughter go don tell am say I dey fire from right, left and centre.

Mind you, I don't shoot blank

You can ask any of my Exes

ALAYORMII:
You'd be happy to open ursef to a doctor bur not ur would be Mother (monster) in law?

redcliff:
May God help you.

macdelene:
God bless u ask him oooo. Its easy to talk when it's the lady. Lol. Just imagine ur. Future father in-law checking the Rod that will be handling his daughter whether small or big

redcliff:
Omo this one you are speaking is english o. When the matter is heated up, you wont be talking like this.

immortalvoices:
[b]LadyX nice one from you...just what was going through ny mind...
However I will like to put in writing/typing/piece a comical scenario of election violence if we refuse to adhere strictly to what you wrote...

I was eating beans outside, thinking it was one of the
best I ever had when the first explosion was heard,
i ran out to find out what was going on and to my
horror, I saw
the sky split open and and a lot of strange aircrafts
came through the opening portal formed through the sky and then they dispersed in all directions,
shooting laser beams at people and building alike
disintegrating them on contact, thugs like soldiers
picked up some people and
tossed them
as if they are paper weighted,

they shot at streets, house, and dropped nuclear
Weapon that drilled into the earth, the roads
where cracked, smoke rose high and black to the sky.

People where scattered everywhere, some were
running, I even saw a man with clothes spread in
front of him
he said "Nwanne business must go on my brother" (hmm my igbo brothers)

There was a lady being dragged off by one of the
Commando like thugs and to my amazement, she
was screaming "pleeeease I will
go just let me confirm if my boyfriend sent the money he promised today" chai (women ehn!)

On a radio bartered by old age and only known
because of it's antenna was emitting music, suddenly
somewhere a man was speaking from the
radio "my fellow
Nigerians do not be afraid I am certain that the opposition party is behind this and be rest assure
that we will set up committee for this"

I turn around and noticed another general on tv
somewhere was a man wearing horn-rimmed glasses
was saying "pelo nijerian no matter whaz haffens
ztoday
make sure you zu all votez for change when the time
comes por we can't
Be intimidated"
it was chaos.

Behind me all of a sudden came a loud BOOOM!!!
I turned around and to my horror saw that where my house should have been, was a pile of rubbles and
my first thought was : "OH NO, MY POT OF BEANS!"

Then I woke realizing that it's only but a dream...but this could be real if we FIGHT instead VOTE...

Thanks ladyX[/b]

ikombe:
whats dis wan saying, grand ma of 88yrs na lezbian self

LewisO:
[color=#000033] [size=14pt] Thanks very, i have booked spaced. [/size][/color]

LewisO:
[color=#000033] [size=14pt]Oh! Really? That's good, will like to see it! [/size][/color]

immortalvoices:
Coming from you...wow. *so humbled*

This quote made my day..

Thank dear!

immortalvoices:
Long live the king!
Ruler of all woman lord
Always the best remaining
Kingtom is surely the boss

Tis who make us high
Now we know through our smiles
His anger is only but a few
His laughter comes as at when due

Long live the king!!
He is the avatar of all
Mastery of all element
Eloquence so permanent

Long live the king!!!
I can only smile and bow
Cos his aura makes me wow
Won't you all hail the king!!!

My oga I still remain loyal and your student

LewisO:
[color=#000033] [size=14pt] Insult? Who deer insult me? Nothing is really stopping me.

I don't feel like creating thread yet, don't worry anytime i open it i will summon u. [/size][/color]