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gifttracy:
WHAT IF THEY BECAME ADAMANT @ THAT TIME?

I go use style chase them away...something like...I forgot that we were supposed to go see someone at this time. I need to prepare. Thanks girls for coming over, but I guess I have to see you off.

I will walk up to him. Hold his hand and lead him to the bedroom...I expect the girls to use common sense (it's time to leave). I will return and see them off. Then return to the bedroom

As someone suggested let him learn some skills and then be given capital to start a business in line with the skills acquired. If he is determined, he will excel.

See jamb question

You do what you are paid to do. In other words, you apply the law.

Op, you are not married to her so it's not your responsibility to meet her family's needs.

What I don't understand is why she gave her aunt money expecting you to refund her. The decision to refund her or not is yours. However, make it clear that you will not be refunding her when she decides to help people.

Her action tells me that she is money minded....she's turning you to her money bag.

Be wise

lordtosan:
-walks in carrying cartons of 'always pad'- listen up ladies! i'm here to give free sanitary pads to anyone whose experience could crack me up and leave me rolling in the isle.

So who can?
LadyX tried but i forgot to smile.

Oya smile and give me the carton

xpirence:
thx all, hmmmm can you imagine, am watching things like i dont knw what to do, I made effort to get the details and the contact of the Man (pastor) but my woman refused blontly and told me not to disturb myself. I am so amzed, just watching lying dog. what do u hav to say to this

Why doesn't she want to give you his contact? I could be wrong, but I think your fiancé is hiding something from you because she doesn't want you to report him and she's not giving you his contact (she fears you will confront him). Why would she allow a pastor to control her life like a puppet? Which real man of God threatens to deal with peoe spiritually?

That businessman (pastor) is not a genuine man of God. And there is something that has been going on...

AlphaMoi:
Imagine what you come here to dicsuss..so nothing else to talk abt ,na ur privacy issues come be public talk..Dirty Girls/Kids..Irritating set of local NL girls..

So irritating that you have the nerve to comment on *dirty girls/kids* thread. You are even a man

If you don't know the aim of this thread, it's to give information to young girls who might be wondering what to expect or are scared of Menstruation. In case you don't there are kids on this forum.

And yes, we are local girls and proud of it. Did you want us to discuss international issues yet we are local?

Tholudee:
grandma really scared you
My mum was like, if a boy touch you, you will be pregnant

These people know how to scare the hell out of you. My mum was also like, "If you play with boys, you will get pregnant."

In my school pupils of about 9 years and above were taken into different rooms (girls by a few female teachers and boys by male teachers) and taught about the reproductive system and changes that will take place in their bodies.

Older girls were told to share their first experiences. We were taught to be very clean during that time and much more.

However, my grandmother had told my sister and I that if we sleep with boys, we would *see red*. So despite all the lessons in my head I was like, "I can't menstruate because I don't *play with boys*.

One day after break I started feeling some pain in my stomach. I was about 13. We had been told about all the signs and I could tell that something was wrong somewhere. I was scared. At the same time I thought it could not come (coz of granny's claim).

We walked out of the class to go for lunch. I was so scared that I didn't even want to check my dress. I was walking with a group of girls. One of them came and tied her sweater around my waist and said, " You have soiled your dress."

I went home and didn't come back to school that day. I think I shed some tears.

If dishing/serving food is causing a problem between the two of you, how do you guys handle bigger issues?

Time to check how you treat other people's sisters and daughters, guys

offspec:
fall is an understatement. You will even break limbs and spinal cord after the fall...

You made my morning

DTOBS:
Hahahahha...so wat do u care abt? The heart's colour?

General appearance... Someone that is easy to the eye

DTOBS:
Lolll...but the question is can u stand dem? Just make do with wat am giving u ooooo, or else? You know say oko won lode

Lol...Truth is I don't care about lip colour.

DTOBS:
Lolllll...if I put the pishure,u will surely have rivals ooooo...so let's make it a personal affair or wat do u think....

It's good to have rivals...it will prove that the lips are kissable

DTOBS:
Can u kiss mine? It"s pink and sexy...

Pishure or I donbilivit

Feranmicharles:
hmmm why una dey pretend na

I no pretend o! Abeg look at those lips again.
1. They look like the guy just ate raw goat meat with dripping blood.
2. They are not proportional... The lower lip looks like it's a botched lip surgery.
3. In generally, the lips look scary.

Op, I'd rather kiss the bark of a tree instead of those lips

I see nothing wrong with holding/having 2 expensive phones. One can be for business and the other for personal/family calls.

RickRichards:
Op, if I slap you, you'll spin so hard you'll create a mini turnado.

Why do you want to slap him?

Interesting

PROVACATEUR:
Where is LadyX, come and tell us what is happening in your homeland since Obama came in

A lot is happening...since I don't want to add salt/sugar, just Google "Obama in Kenya" you will know all that is happening.

MzJackBaueress:
Serves her right!

ELTON123:
Nice one
I hope this will serve as a lesson

You no pity am small?

When you have such implants you need to be careful about what you do. Did she seriously think her butt can stand such pressure...well she wwill get it fixed.

Where is the groom?

She's very happy that she's married. Am wondering how she (they) will consummate the marriage.

Let me leave my mark here too

Kuja- come
Enda- go
Nyumbani- home

Ninakuja - I'm coming.
Ninakuja nyumbani- I'm coming home.
Ninakuja Nairobi - I'm coming to Nairobi.

Ninaenda- I'm going
Ninaenda nyumbani- I'm going home.
Ninaenda Nairobi- I'm going to Nairobi.

Ni- represents the first person singular (I)
Na- used in present tense

Sometimes people drop the "ni" and start with "na"e.g

Naenda Lagos- Am going to Lagos.

Simple: stop associating with them.
Do the needful...deactivate your NL account.

She can go for surgery to get it reduced. Some fat will be taken out and she will be fine.

vibrant:
May I humble you Op. You would always feel insecure whenever your friend is near your wife.How could you stoop so low as to tempt your own girlfriend with your friend. Did your friend also give you his gfriend no. to help check her fidelity? I guess not. Bro, don't ever do such again.

Exactly

lokito:
Some Silly people here, attacking the OP and sparing his two-timing Bii. God forgive all these pretenders here on Nairaland forum

I attacked the op because after finding out the truth, he continued to share the girl with his friend.

juwonsmyle:
But you mumu ooooo! Which kind human being be this na? Chai! i feel like slapping out the d*mons in you! olosious were!

Hilarious!