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Goahead:
Lol
I'm a hermaphrodite, I can equally wear both but I detest panties

Pictures please

Pishure or you know the rest.

Goahead:
I just needed to confirm it from you cos I don't wear panties too.

Men wear boxers not panties.

Goahead:
pictures

I no get pishure. But walk into a boutique and ask them, they will sell or show you.

olaxco2f:
I'm responsible for what I post on Nairaland.

Yes, I'm responsible for what I post on NL.

There are pants that don't show a pantline.

alberto2k:
Nice piece...

the number 1,2,3,10, and 13 makes alota sense

Thanks!

iphanyiuma:
chill..are u from kenya

Yes nah. Why u dey vex?

krall:
it unsightly for people on a date to be sharing the expense.

The man will bring N300 from wallet
The woman will bring N250 from purse and say the man should bring more
The man will then bring N250 from his socks and start complaining that that is their transport fare
The woman will then bring 2 crumpled N100 notes from bra to complete the bill.

All in the presence of the ever waiting waiter

Okay, then he will order and settle the bill

krall:
then that's no longer a date. It is a hungry girl going to fill her belly at the expense an unsuspecting mans pocket

We can split the bill.

sauceny:
[size=40pt]Ajebo's Voice[/size]

Sister y u too dey lie like dis... Dorrr O!
Y u too dey lie like dis,e good 4 ya eyez,e good 4 ya eyez¿

Y you too dey like dis...Dorrr O,am not lying
Y you too dey lie like dis,e good 4 ya eyez,e good 4 ya eyez¿

I'm not lying, but I know you won't believe it.

The only Nigerian food I have eaten is Suya (It's the dried meat which has been shredded to look like thread, right?)

messpero90:
I pray u dnt die of cancer

Amen. Thank you for your prayer.

I eat healthy food...lots of veges and fruits

krall:
its not the girl that will choose what to eat

Really
Thought am supposed to choose what i want to eat

sauceny:
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I will be worried about soup dripping down my fingers ...I haven't eaten eba/fufu, so I will go for something am familiar with.

krall:
see your mouth like [b]fried pizza [/b]and the soup will be hungrying you.

what will it profit you to form at the expense of your enjoyment?

Lol at the bolded.

I said I would order for something am comfortable with.
Do you want me start forming by eating eba with fork and knife?

iphanyiuma:
..yea I get the gist...that's cool..maybe we should form an enlightenment organisation or something..just a little way to give back to the society positively

Sure...Is there an option of forming such a group on NL? I would be glad. I created a thread yesterday shedding more light on my country. Maybe I should ask Ishilove to put in on FP so that people can learn.

When you form the org, lemme know.

Blackett:
Well, if I order such, I'll wash my hand, get comfortable and eat. If she doesn't like that I ate my local dish with my hands, she should walk away. . . Life is too short to try to impress a girl by eating with cutlery mehn.

The point is conmfort...I agree with you

Blackett:
End of!

First impression matters a lot. I'll eat something that am comfortable with...something like fries, pizaa...I don't want to worry about soup trickling down my fingers.

I will not order for eba/fufu on a first date.

Why did he decide to SORT his lecturer instead of working hard?

Imagine the kind of leader or person he will be in future! SHM
People will have to sort him before he can serve them

Emodeee:
nice chatting with u.

Nice chatting you too. Hope you learnt something.

If some of the points rub you the wrong way, don't take it personal.

promsman12:
Nice piece...

Thanks

Emodeee:
sorry to ask bt r u single?

This is a public forum ...

iphanyiuma:
now that's mean buh true too. Lollzz

Not in a bad way...I don't want to offend anyone. I just want people to know the truth so that they can work on themselves.

No one is paying me to do this, but if it can impact someone positively I will be glad.

Emodeee:
i lyk dat. U write lyk a boss; i perceive u r d CEO of ya company.

Thank you. I'm not a boss/CEO, but I hope one day I will get there.

Now that we know they are alive, for how long will they continue living in the forest with those kidnappers?

iphanyiuma:
No9.. Very important...lots of people lack that

That's very true. Sometimes you can't make out what they are saying or have written. Hope this piece will help them.

Emodeee:
what do u do 4 a living? If i may ask

I would not like to disclose much about myself, but l am employed.

Emodeee:
Well written.

Thanks

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paranorman:
you pidgin's quite good. Even has a blend of Yoruba innit.
Pardon me for my doubt, but that's how them scammers go about their 'business'. If truly you's a Kenyan, good. If not,..... :@

Thanks.
No problem, you are allowed to doubt. I am truly Kenyan. If you understood Swahili, I would have written some for you (guess that's the only way I can prove it). My profile might also tell you that am Kenyan.