(1.) HOW TO EXPEL WALL GECKO

To expel this dangerous creature from your homes (Tsaka in Hausa , wall gecko in English , omo onile in Yoruba and awu uno in Igbo).

Simply mix SALT and BLENDED GALIC and pour at all corners of the room , by God's grace it will leave your homes forever.

May God protect us from its dangerous action.

Amen!

( 2) HOW TO GET RID OF COCKROACHES

Cockroaches are disgusting insects or better said pests that thrive in houses, particularly in dark and warm places. These pests carry dangerous diseases.

There are many different ways in which you can get rid of the cockroaches, but most of the products specially created to destroy these pests are loaded with poisonous chemicals. These chemicals are dangerous for your and the health of your children, as well.

Below is presented a natural mixture that is completely harmless for your family and pets, but is extremely efficient and will kill the cockroaches instantly.

All you need is: 1 onion and 1 teaspoon of baking soda.

Preparation: first chop the onion and then add the baking soda. Place the resulted mixture in the corners of your house, in the kitchen and in the bathroom.

Very soon you will notice dead cockroaches on these places. Repeat this process every day and you will get rid of these disgusting pests – forever!

NOTE:

Baking soda is different from baking powder

Can a cockroach hurt you?

While they do not bite or sting they do feed and live in areas that harbor dangerous bacteria, such as bathrooms, drains, and dumpsters.

The American cockroach (like other roaches) carries the bacteria on their body and can contaminate food as well as areas where food is prepared.

Thanks for reading.

Credit to Ismael Musa

so u will do this for every semester till u graduate. after knowing this, u just need to know ur strength and weakness in each course u r doing for u to set a target base on ur goal.

now the cummulative gpa after second semester is (47+35)/(14+9) = 82/23 = 3.54

sorry for the delay in my response. i was busy during the week thats why i couldnt respond. let me start from where i stopped. assume ur second semester courses and grades are CHEM102(3Units)-A CHEM104(2Units)-B MATH102(2Units)-B MATH112(2Units)-D Then ur total units is 3+2+2+2=9 and ur total point is 3*5+2*4+2*4+2*2=35. therefore ur current gpa is 35/9 = 3.99

mrpoul:

okay I was just curious,
and pls can anybody with average intelligent/brain (I scored 240 in jamb, currently studying computer engineering, in 100level in one of the federal universities) achieve it?

yes, very poss!ble. i graduated from elect engineering (similar to computer) and we had 5 firstclass graduates.

mrpoul:

pls why does first class have the smallest gaps(4.5-5.0)

its believed that a first studenj is exceptional or genius so he/she is expected to have alot of A"s to be pin that range

sorry for the delay, i have been busy since morning. now lets move on. assume the courses u offered with there grades are math101(2Units)=A MATH103(2Units)=A PHYS101(2Units)=A PHYS107(2Units)=D CHEM103(2Units)=B GENS101(2units)=B GENS103(1Unit)=A GENS107(1Unit)=F UR Total point is 5*2+5*2+5*2+2*2+4*2+5*1+0*1=47 therefore ur gpa for the semester is 47/14=3.36

sorry for the delay. recall that the grades A'=5 B=4 C=3 D=2 F=0 and 1St class is 4.50-5.0, 2-1 is 3.50-4.49, 2-2 is 2.40-3.49 and 3Rd class is 2.00-2.40 Assume u r a new student of 100Level 1St semester offering 8courses out of which 6 are 2Units and 2 are 1UnitS each. then the total unit is 6*2+2*1=14Units

this is in response to a lady, amakababe, that asked if she can still graduate with firstclass after a gpa of 0.2 after 100Level 1St semester. i decided to open a new topic on this because every student suppose to know this but most students dont know. now let me start.

My brother went to this school while searching for school for his child but what he saw was shocking.

we have been surfing WiFi for years in ABU, Zaria. so this is not news to us

Mine I s Dairy Farm Primary School, Agege.
1994 to 2000

What actually happend in the camp cos I av been calling my younger sister since morning but her number is not going through?
Is there anybody in the camp from this forum?

I LOVE ABU

1.u ask your friends..how far
with reading? They say they
haven't started...only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.

2. GENS Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not
compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that have
bought

3. You graduate with 3.50 and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be UDUS,UNIMAID,OAU,MAUTECH,BUK... I would have been a
4.70 graduate by now.

4. If you think true love is the
only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you
need his signature on a form.

5. Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even to enter the KILL!!!! (Kashim Ibrahim Library)

6. You get to biology and geography class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by books abi dem dey leave am for sch go back hostel ni?

7. u have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because Ure already late for lectures.

8. Lecturer: Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he turns
back-------lecture hall don full. Lol

9. come night class during exam u go see different levels of reading. scaning,skimming,jacking ' cramming and lots
more.

10. During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all.
Everyone Don become? born- again by force.

11. It's always funny when exam
invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.
Lol

can you read again and understand the reason behind that?

meezynetwork:
Your story is not coherent. First u refused to give bribe, then u started u started giving bribes left and right.

MY EXPERIENCE WITH FRSC OFFICERS. The FRSC of of Osifila, Ajiboye, Njokwu and Okanlawon arrested my car at Gudugba along ifo/sango otta road, but to my utmost surprise they negotiated with me to pay them some bribe but I refused. As a result of this they were annoyed and said that my car must be impounded until I pay the sum of 15000 for route and vehicle licence violations. after booking me for the 15000 I summoned courage and taught payment to bank would be the solution, they suggested I pay to first bank or UBA. I then went to three different banks to quickly pay and retrieve my car the same day because I was on a journey to UCH Ibadan for medical checkup. On getting to the banks, I learnt the FRSC service site was having problem and without REMITA (TSA) PIN through the bank I cannot retrieve my car. Therefore I went back to the team who arrested me and explained what happened at the banks to them, then then advised that I go to their office at Agbado crossing which more than 30km away from their present location. At the FRSC office, Agbado Crossing, I met a staff who directed me to pay cash of 15000 to a senior staff. The officer demanded an extra 1000 for transport which I comply with her as a result of pressure. But to my surprise I was issued a receipt after two minutes of waiting without going to any bank. I immediately proceeded to the Ifo police station to retrieve my car so that I will not miss the UCH appointment. But to my surprise once again I was directed to the SO's office to collect my car key who demanded another 2000 from me before he could release my car key after all the payment evidence presented and I complied immediately so as to meet up with my appointment. The SO later said that the key is not with him and issued a release note to give the FRSC officers to collected my key.
As if that's not enough, I went to the FRSC officers at Gudugba and showed them the evidence of payment and note from the police but refused to release my key and told me to wait for them at the police station till they close for the day. I waited at the police till 5pm before they came back to attend to me since 8am that my car was arrested. I was therefore incapacitated to challenge their authority because they had already connived with the police officers so I relaxed by force till they returned. The police officers at the gate also demanded 1000 before I could drive out my car which I complied The questions are; what obstruct the FRSC site for TSA payment?; why should FRSC officers impoumd cars at the police station?; and why would the FRSC officers receive cash and connive with the police to extort and harass road users? This is bad. And must be checked if we really want Nigeria to move forward and want this administration to succeed.
Seyi Olamide

bennyjaey:
The Old password is #DIFFICULT... The new password is #DIFFERENT

You are abdolutely right.
How dou you get it?

You are partially wrong
Nex......

EMPERORLEEE:
The man's old password was "out of date".
His new password is "different".

Still waiting for the password................

Let's wait for the person that will give us the right answers then

MrMarvelous:

Alright. I'm waiting for the right answer.

MrMarvelous:
The old password is "out of date"
The new password is "different"
I get am OP?

You are particially wrong

eyeview:
The old password is 'outofdate’

You are absolutely wrong

eyeview:
I think I've got d old PW. Still trying to figure out the new. Gotta be there somewhere

reveal the password if you know it

This is what we were using for car race in the streets of Agege in the 90s
When men were boys

This may be difficult.
(For the intelligent)
A man worked at a high security institution.
The man tried to log into his computer and the computer denied the provided password.
He then remembered that the passwords to the office computers are being reset every month for security reasons.
He then called his boss for his new password.
The man said,
"Boss, my old password is out of date"
The boss said,
"Yes it is. The new password is different, but if you listen closely, you will be able to figure out the new one. Your new password has the same amount of letters as the old password and four of the letters are different"
The man then logged into his computer with no trouble.
WHAT IS THE NEW PASSWORD?
WHAT WAS THE OLD ONE?
(READ CAREFULLY I SAID)

Y can't u try it first before judging

ekwuzzy17:
Lai Muhammed
linus Mba

Open your facebook and type @[4:0] in your posting or comment box without any space. If it change to Mark Zuckerberg then your account is ok but if not then account is hacked.
I have tried it and it works

eme40rald:
nah actually you are not. you might end up losing them both.

If I lose both then both are not meant for me. So I will move to find the one meant for me.
That's all

I have two girlfriends and I decided to chose a better one as my future wife bydoing the following test for them.
1. I decided to ask my sister to squat with the one that's in the same school with her for the mean time while I assisted in posting the other who's a corper to my brother's office without letting any of my girlfriends and siblings know the reason for my decisions.
My reason for my decisions is to here about their conducts in their respective environments because I believe that they may pretend to me but cannever pretend to their respective society.
Am I beibg realistic on this decision?
All sort of comments are allowed.

tempem:
7 Colours in a Rainbow
5 Letters from Alphabets are Vowels
9 Planets in Solar System
3 Wheels in a Tricycle
12 Numbers in a Clock
29 Days in February in Leap Year
90 Degrees in a Right Angle
36 States in Nigeria.
11 players makes a Football Team

I am no genius!!

Waiting for number 7 answer
3 B in a CF

Where are the genius in the house?

Solve this...
For example
24 H in a D.
Ans: 24 hours in a day

1. 7 C in a R
2. 5 L from A are V
3. 9 P in SS
4. 36 S in N
5. 3 W in a T
6. 11 P makes up a FT
7. 3B in a CF
8. 12 N in a C
9. 29 D in F in L Y
10. 90 D in a R A

Answering any 5, means your IQ is pretty high.