beetle24:
Pls,my sister can access Jamb site to check where she's been considered for admission cos the site keep saying "cannot find table 1" any advice on what to do (she's putting for DE)... Thanks in anticipation

jamb has not been posting DF students. It will be announce as earlier as they start

asodane:

Lol I don laff tire, na wailers ways of saying that they didn't score up to 200. Bros congratulations joor, besides I wonder why they are taking alabuku for person drunkenness

don't mind them jare
Nairalanders always believe every other person is like them

You are the kid here, if not you wnt be arguing the result of the person you don't know

Drienzia:
who's pained here?, you think all nairalanders er jambites? We de follow am drag him result? All these kids cef.

Drienzia:
who's pained here?, you think all nairalanders er jambites? We de follow am drag him result? All these kids cef.

Y must u quote me.

Drienzia:
g

you are the kid here, if not you wnt be arguing the result of someone you don't know anything about him.

Adeshiinaa:
Lol, let's forget about my 300+,Just write down my name somewhere,had it been jamb had release its statistics ni... , i know i worked for it,u don't know me, xo i can get annoyed with ur replies. #lol again.

don't mind them. They are just pained. Weither u worth it or not is ur own busness. Even if u score 400 is non of their business..
Why must people be taking panadol for soimeone else pain?

ummeey:
Kubwa

I sent u a PM but u don't reply

O baje tiiiii

Its good to go to school in the earlier days. They are just bringing new methodss in Nigerian education system like cbt and co. In which onecan be confused if not careful.
Wishing all jambitos best of luck

G

MIKOLOWISKA:
now we know why she couldn't get a job. You go fear English

I know people like you.

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Eventual all things fall into place. Until then, laugh at the confusion, live for the moments, and know everything happens for a reason - Albert Schweizer.
Hmmmn little did I realized that the surest way to know whether you are a modern being is to forget your mobile phone at home. If you are unable to go back home to fetch it immediately, your outing on that day is incomplete. When I decided to completely do away with my smart phone because I wanted to live a natural life in the city and to do away with the deceit of the modern life. Then I realized what a psychologist told me concerning habit. She said before character becomes a habit, one must have constantly practicing such for more than eleven times after which is difficult to do away with . In my own case, I have been using cell phone for more than fourteen years now. I guess this is part of the reasons I was unable to complete my task. I lived without smart phone for close to five months and I really enjoyed a secluded life which afforded me the opportunity to use my pen and my God gifted intuition to solve problems rather than ask Google. When I went through a copy of the letter I sent to my intimate friend in UK, I was impressed. How I wish those days without smart phone could come into existence again.
A very big sorry to my friends who swiftly try to reach me when a blogger created news out of no news. I believe we really don't see things as they are, we see them as we are. It's on this that I want to narrate what really happened on Wednesday, 6th of April. I was on my way from DHL office in Victoria Island to get my rollex wrist watch which I ordered for. While I was coming back from VI an agent whom I've directed to get me a shop where I can display my artistic talent, since am unable to secure any office employment since I left university five years ago, called to inform me there was a vacancy at computer village. Could it have been my wish that after my university education, the only available job for me is to source to rent a shop? I settle for this because I realized that after climbing a great hill, one only finds out that there are many more hills to climb. I was at Computer Village solely for this reason.
It's almost becoming a natural occurrence that wherever there are assemblies of guys and I happen to be sighted, I must cease the show. I guess these habits display by most guys towards beautiful lady especially those that highly endowed are not alien as most of us must have had similar experience. This is what happened when one quark online photo reporter who couldn't have the required skills to nose for news purportedly created news out of no news. My layman understanding of journalism is 'When dog bits man is not a news but it's a news when man bits a dog. News is simply reporting the unusual. Pls what is unusual in what happened at Computer Village that day? I challenge the superior of that quark journalist to always dot the i and cross the t because her reputable might be tested and when that's done....
A closer study at the background of the posted picture would reveal that such scenario always happens to ladies and would continue as long as men and women are created to complement one another. I want to sound a note of warning here that I don't want anyone to drive my popularity since am neither an actress nor musician. Why on earth do I need such popularity. Enough of this!
I tender my unreserved apology to friends and family who felt uncomfortable seeing such pictures going viral. You all know me for my modest life, believe me it hasn't changed. Olorun yio ma sho wa ni owo eni ti ako sho. I wrote this piece for those who thought I masterminded it and to appeal to my immediate family that I know nothing about the ugly situation. All of us are products of the same childhood experience. And the same blood flows in my vein. Therefore, there's no how I could mastermind such. If not for an in-law journalist who advised that I should let the sleeping dog lies, Linda Ikeji would have by now been sued. Am afraid, shouldn't we all support the social media bill. I vote in support of the bill. #‎enjoyingdoingmything‬ #‎focusonmyfuture‬ #‎LaberrCollections‬



If you missed the earlier thread, see it here, more photos https://www.nairaland.com/3038479/big-breasted-woman-lagos-causes

sekundosekundo:

'if it's completed' you said.

u knw that we r in Nigeria so anything can happen that's d meaning of 'if'

This is a very nice one if its completed

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Eid Mubarak.... May the blessings of Ramadan never desist from us.... And may Allah accept our fasting and prayers..

Taqaballahu minni wa minkum.

Tag a Muslim nairalander

I wish ummeey, maclatunji and tbaba1234 Eid mubarak and Jumah mubarak
May the Almighty Allah makes us experience many more on the earth

ummeey:
Kubwa

That's nice, kubwa and dutse are at d same place.
I have sent u a pm

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I don't think the train is even working because I am staying not too far from their station in kubwa, abuja and people are not talking about it.

Ameen.
May the Almighty Allah continue to answer our prayer and accept our Ibadah

bolajiboi:

Am very sorry I didn't give u feedback I was actually offline throughout d I'tikaf period. I later got one close to me at Ijesha organise by The Muslim Congress. May Allah reward you for the info. Happy Eid Mubarak

Those who have used the new train should tell us their experience on the speed and confortability as compared to others.
What time do they operate?

rinw:
Salam. Please will itikaf hold at National mosque abuja this year?

I later heard that the I'tikaf held at National mosque but it was too late for me to reply u. Wc mosque did u later perform the I'tikaf?

bolajiboi:

Am in mushin. How do I locate d mosque in ogba and does d 10k covers feeding. Thank u

hw far?
Did u go there or u did d I'tikaf somewhere else?

ummeey:
Oh nice, where?

am in dutsen Alhaji, and u?

Reyginus:
Is it the words that matter or what the word means? And what exactly is the point in greeting someone in a language they don't understand?

in some cases its not possible to translate.a language directly to the other so its better for u to use arabic in religious practices. An example is translate a yoruba word 'e ku ile' to english. I have been looking for the tranlation of the word from immemorial but never see it. That's how it is in every language

Try ur lie again later

bolajiboi:

Am in mushin. How do I locate d mosque in ogba and does d 10k covers feeding. Thank u

the 10k is for feeding and its at high standard.
When u get to Ogba ask of Oluwole estate, then ask of their central mosque

Without Nigeria on the list the list is incomplete





Sorry ooooooo



It was in my dream

Wc area r u in lagos?
Try Oluwole estate central mosque, Ogba.
That was where I did I'tikaf when I was in Lagos.
Go there with 10k but u can talk with the organisers there if u don't have upto that.

bolajiboi:
Av been searching for mosques in my area too no mosque is open am in lagos any one with good info.

Which way for Naija.
Immigration did stampede in an open Field as a test in 2014 while a lot of ppl die.
So EFCC do another style of Night virgil as test in 2016
Am waiting what will happen in 2018
Kontunu

Most of the mosques I know in Abuja including the national mosque do not make arrangement for I'tikaf in this Ramadan for security purpose. Do anyone know any mosque in Abuja than one can perform I'tikaf?

Shits happens in Nigeria
Everyday