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please where can someone board the free train in Ibadan? ,i travel frequently from Ibadan to Lagos.

shogsman:
Your hatred couldn't be more obvious. It's hard to see the integrity in your comments.

explain to us in plain term, a single thing that's wrong with what he said, trump broke the deal oga.

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beckNcall:
In this twitter age,no one would ask him to provide factual real evidence that the British solely did it without pressure from any Islamic entity. But nobody will ask, as long as reno says it it's true.
He is feeling like a saint, or is he looking for favors? Gtfo

your Mata tire me oooo, so na slave deh put pressure on him master to do something abi? use your head, the British colonized us, so they have all power to say no to that.

Simplyleo:
Predictably, they are already defending Shehu Sani as usual.

Pretty sure evidence of such transactions has been provided but the crook ex senator is now talking about transaction for car as the explanation for the transaction.


When did Shehu Sani become a car dealer?

Okay, he purchased the car, but how comes it is the seller that paid the buyer? When dat one start?

Omo you get brain ooo, see sense

ubunja:
only if you're not subtle enough.

The trick is to give a green light so subtly it's almost inception. You Give the hint in such a way you implant it in his head and make him think he is in the driver's seat. Instead of approaching him or even talking to him first, you put yourself in his path. If you know his routine and he stays in your hood you are always where he passes. But never alone. And never looking at him. He will soon notice you and if he likes you make the moves. And to remove any idea in his head that you are chasing him you play hard to get. He won't know what hit him.

Haha after reading the comment I had to go check the name again only to see its this man again, this time around giving ladies tips....

nice one there, the mid wey push this one come fp ehn, him head get oil well well.
At least we should be having educational contents on the fp too, not just " I am leaving him finally ", " I trusted her and she did this" etc.

zubydave:
Movie name pls.

Google and YouTube are your friends, go and search/stream it's free.

dairykidd:
What he's saying is that it's better to stand up for ur rights than to be a coward... I guess ur not created to understand what that means. We are where we are as a nation because of minds like yours. He might have died while at it but he died standing. And fighting for ur rights doesn't mean going suicidal.. Its more than slapping a police officer.. Wetin dey happen sef time never reach

He didn't die standing, he died a coward having low self-esteem (he didn't want people to see him as weak).
The simple truth is, there is a CLEAR difference between bravery and stupidity, what he did was the latter, are you telling me if it was an armed robber he slapped ( without having any weapon to protect himself ) , you will tag that bravery? man, that's a clear case of stupidity, the way you are feeling frustrated that's how the policeman is too, no be only you dey feel d the heat.
Lastly, it's clear from the story that the child lacked good upbringing, otherwise 18yrs old, Haba pesin wey dem born 2001, get mind dey slap police officer wey carry gun for hand chaiiiii, diaris God oooo , una well done. that means he could actually do worse to a civilian elder.

Ladycewhy:
lets start from 38.

Loners fine but the part where they get irritated by the presence of another person is where the issue is. Its this kind of people that will tell you to stop chewing food too loud,to walk less noticebly ,God help you if you belch in their presence they just don't want anything that indicates you are there,if possibly don't even breathe heavily around them . I know what i am talking about, its not normal behavior.

some of the things you mentioned above are actually wrong because they are irritating.
firstly, chewing food loudly can be as irritating as anything you can imagine, and that has nothing to do with loners. Secondly, belching loudly like oorrrrggggggg, is really irritating at least control the sound na anty, may be you have a man that can tolerate it and he never told you it irritates him , but just note that if you do these two things try to adjust, it can be embarrassing when you do any of the two publicly.

Can you see a typical example of what money can cause , referring to okoboi and goldust throwing words at each other, how can we be sure that that's not what they do/ will to their spouses at home, just because they feel they have some cash.
A lot of men are too egoistic because they feel they have the money, but marriage doesn't / can't work that way, men keep your ego ooo, live a good life because life is short, remember even the richest man in the world currently will just be like a middle class man in the sight of the all-time richest man (Mansa Musa) , so why all the show off?
Abeg make una stop to dey insult each other oooo.

livebyday:
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Mr Patrick you are too desperate to create a relevance with your content which are all unrealistic and not applicable to Nigeria

Tell.them the truth , there is a difference between the way things should be and the way things are , you neglect the latter at your own peril

Know the right people and you get the job.. all your so called interview tips or resume styling tips are total garbage and not applicable to Nigeria of today

To nairalanders

Know the GM HRM or GM people development, attend the sort of events I posted in my profile

Network ,meet the human development decision makers In any company

Start attending the same church or mosque with the CEO

See I have seen people get employed from the sitting rooms .. then get sent for training to get the required skills for the job by the company that employed them

Forget all these nonsense, these applied over a decade ago when we were still starting in tech and online recruitment back then but not today

If it's a government agency like DPR, PEF , FIRS, FAAN , NNPC , or PARASTATALS

Find a PA who works directly for a perm sec or senator and pay them, last I heard for FIRS they charge between 700k - 1.5

Listen I am not advertising I am.just telling you the sad unfortunate reality of Nigeria

Anyone who isn't biologically related to you that promises you a job in any of these agencies will just deceive you or sleep with you and abandon you.

That's the sad reality

Nigeria has gone to the pits ... If you can't afford it then try and get close to a perm sec and start attending his or her church or mosque they get slots too
Senators give their's away to their staff hence those ones sell it to make money that's how those charges come about

I just like being factual and not mislead people

Cheers

when you have no skill to showcase that's what you have to say, I just got a job of recent ( I.T JOB) , and we are still looking for an angular 5+ developer.
My point : most youths are not employable, because they have no skill, instead of you to advise people to go and develop themselves by learning skills, you are giving them a solution that's not holistic.

selfwife:
maybe you shouldn't continue with the traditional as you both are already legally married.she needs rest and peace for now especially as she is pregnant. I think you need patience okay. Pregnancy isn't easy and makes women rude,naughty or develop other weird behaviors. Be patient. with your finances now, I will advice you not to spend money on some things for now (either traditional marriage ceremony or divorce) just be patient and save up money for your lovely baby that's on the way.

I believe this may be her situation, take this advice.
Pregnancy comes with some sort of unpredictable behaviour in women, Imagine a woman waking you up in the middle of the night to go and buy her yoghurt, just be patient may be it's the pregnancy sha.

the elders have spoken.

ehinmowo:
Next

e be like say your project supervisor don do this one shege before.

what's happening to nairaland? I am seeing some strange text below people's comments.

ikwedim:
Whoever that Marge us with this people will never die better. Even he is dead he will rot in hell. Some times I wonder which planet this people came in from

I don't mean to hurt anyone, but I can't seem to understand why some people feel they can actually speak better than others, what comes out of your mouth may sound correct but grammatically wrong.
Let's bring out SOME, out of the many mistakes in the sentences the person I am quoting made.
Firstly, he wrote "Marge" instead of merge, two mistakes here; the spelling, and capitalization of a verb, chai there is God.
Secondly, he wrote"this people" instead of "These people", he made this same mistake twice, a proof to show he is ignorant of it.
My message: we must learn to be tolerant, many people who claim to know how to speak English actually do not care about the grammatical structure of their sentences, and that of the language at large.

Ngwamankillyou:
If he is a southerner pls someone should advise him before those blood sucking barbarians descend on him.

so the murderer is not a barbarian right?.
hate will not let some people think
straight.

I been dey think say na microphone dey him body, may be him wan go do MC for heaven.

olaBC007:
And who will their own ios system and play store epp??
It will thrive in China alone

oga have you seen vivo phones?? do you know that all vivo phones are not Android?? (they use fun touch OS, with a unique play store) and the phone is thriving here in naija, and I believe the HengMeng/Ark OS(huawei owned) will even be better.

jaxxy:
China are more vindictive than the us. We know this for a fact. Instead of following a constructive path to the resolution they are attacking poor Americans staffs and destroying IPhones. Lol



Samsung has already been way bigger than huawei and still is and they only had Patent issues with iPhone and it’s resolved peacefully not the us government cos they are not shady or spy channels like huawei. The us isn’t bothered about competition bt security. That’s the concern with huawei here.

mtcheeeeeeew , first of all, do you know that huawie's main product is not smartphone? stop comparing them with Samsung.
as for being vindictive, China is not an ass licking country, so it has called o make a counter attack.
lastly, as for the issue of spying If you know, you know, US spies more on you than any other nation ( please go and read about Vault 7) and mind you, I am into infosec so I know this subject matter bro.

Obaofusa:
I wish they can see the real story behind the situation..



As a man of God I just saw a vision it was the work of the witches from the second generation, Their parents did extremely evil and one of the uncle sold them out in the witch world.


Anyway I've prayed the uncle will confess and die in few weeks.


If this didn't happen know am not called.

All the atheist and uncircumcised Philistines Moslem can insult me I don't care

scammer

Obaofusa:
I wish they can see the real story behind the situation..



As a man of God I just saw a vision it was the work of the witches from the second generation, Their parents did extremely evil and one of the uncle sold them out in the witch world.


Anyway I've prayed the uncle will confess and die in few weeks.


If this didn't happen know am not called.

All the atheist and uncircumcised Philistines Moslem can insult me I don't care

please tell us when the uncle will die, mumu. Even your ogas at the top have made prophecies and it failed, not to talk of you, a young trickster claiming to be a prophet.
Question: Who is a prophet (in christian world today)?
Answer: A prophet is ANYBODY who is vocal (orator, public speaker) who has the ability to hypnotize people using magical power or, by exploiting the weaknesses in the human brain.
Your "Spiritual father" don dey give you small small jazz abi?. kwantinu diaris god ooooo

DuBLINGreenb:
Ok we done lose Joshua to BRITAIN our SLAVE MASTERS we done lose Izu Ugonoh to POLAND our fellow poor country these are current big names in heavy weight boxing.
But we have EFE AJAGBA who is still claiming Nigeria he has a perfect record of 10wins 9 wins by knockout the only fight he didn't win by k.o the other boxer ran away from the ring so he won by DQ, but we are not giving EFE any attention, money or support, USA will soon take him oh his last fight I noticed they wrote Texas under his name his sponsors are now 100% U.S
USA is also about to take EFE APOCHI another Nigerian boxer with a perfect 100% win record he fights in the CRUISER WEIGHT.
You are waiting for your SLAVE MASTER to show you the next big boxer to put your weight behind right? If these guys decide to box for USA or UK those countries will OVER HYPE THEM and youd think they are God's they'll worship them but look us na we are too hungry and angry to think straight.

EFE Ajabga won all his bout with KO's, the reason they say 10 wins 9 b y knockout is because of the fight that the opponent, went out of the ring after the bell for the first round was rang, and[b] I THINK[/b] they said that was the fastest victory in the history of boxing.

PMBuhariGCFR:
This man. Osinbade give me Otobo number.

hahhaahaha so you still remember that him long time girlfriend (mistress).

you can't conduct a poll on the social media,especially here on nairaland and expect a result that is close to what will be obtainable in the real world. Most of them here don't have PVC, they will not even go out to vote but will find it easy to click "like" for buhari and "share" for Atiku,Because it takes some few seconds, but voting requires patience.
please stop wasting your time,this poll is not going to be close to the reality.
#thankMeAfterTheElection

beclosetome:
this is lagos, u don't expect crowd as it use to be in the north. everybody is busy. will going put food on one's table.

when buhari visit, shey nobody remember say make him go put food for table abi??,false hope na him u get.
come Saturday una go shame.

timothy2396:
Anyway that's FIFA's family problem..... Buhari is still a terrorist....

1D107 of the highest order spotted. weytin concern buhaari and FIFA

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