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Frostyzone: I second that. Ghanian movies are pure thrash.

is it because they have far more beautiful, sexy, trashy girls than Nollywood movies Trash is Trash Pure or Impure

I have seen the video and it is not as gory as their brothers in Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran during the hey-days of Saddam Hussein. the guy looks so dazed and doped-up he probably did not feel anything as he was been slaughtered like an orphaned chicken. ISLAM is truly leaving its mark on the world and somehow it does not look as peaceful as they preach

Kobojunkie: The man is not weak. He is more likely incompetent as a leader.

He is truly a lucky INCOMPETENT BUFFOON

A remix of Usofia's I go chop ya dolar

Martian: Nature is nature.

Nature is soo beneath God - why the heck would he want to be imperfect

FGC Abuloma.. sexy school back in da days

vacanci: FAMOUS 5 AND ROBIN HOOD

at least my mate dey here

sunjetg: sunita!!!sunita!!!!sunuta!!!!!!!!!!

Cry cry movies

Bops!! soo many young people here ooh.

Godzilla and Gadzuki
Avengers
Dr. Who
Big Trouble in Little China
Double-Man
Danger Diabolic
Enter the Dragon
Our Man Flint
Logan's Run

All in Black n' White all on BETA Max format

Well when we sit there and look waiting for God to intervene, this is what you get. let them carry on Bombing

pharmking: There is no such thing as privacy in relationship!!!! If you are committed to somebody, you should allow that person to know your deepest secret, share you fear and trials with that person. That is where true intimacy and trust built from. Her acts are suspiscious. I would ask her why she is doing that!!! And I would lock up my phone to see her reaction too...

Na wa to you-- all you have just said are based on Utopic ideals.. real-world G.. Privacy must be maintained even in marriage.. not everything must spill out of your mouth because of Trust.. Go buy a cheap nokia phone and leave it at the office -Runs Calls Only

I don't get it... EFCC must be up to some hanky-panky.. Police in Nigeria are experienced enough to strip you bare naked Belt, Shoe-lace, Tie, Dental Floss before putting you in a cell. how come the bed has sheets, of course he would hang himself but i suspect this story haba.. this is not nollywood EFCC show pictures please

kilimanjaro: Share your experience and forget grammar.

It took me under 1 month and ended in marriage - wetin dey there

@OP FYI if you think all that WOOOOING is what got you the babe, you have a rude one coming - she set you up big time. she already new from the start what she wanted and just needed to get you very high so you do not notice that the value of the relationship is lower than the price you are paying for it - SUCKERR!

Some peeps om Nairaland do not understand the Meaning and Value of DEMOCRACY - Your Freedom to Exercise your Basic Right to Expression UNILAG FOREVER so WTF if it is MAULAG - the Spirit of UNILAG is FOREVER and you can ar5e-swivel on a hot poker

this dude may look ugly - you should see his bootylicious daughter

issue: You pick on everything someone does
Answer: Who say's you can't - all most comply - resistance is futile

issue: You're expecting a LOUIS VUITTON MODEL as husband and u don't look like VICTORIAS SECRETS ANGELS
Answer: Expectation don't mean you must aim low because you are a midget

issue: You value ur brazillian hair to your marriage
Answer: The Brazilian hair on his mistress is what caught his attention in the first place

issue: you hate on peeps you don't know
Answer:like D,Banj, 50-Cent, WizKid, Jay-Z f'cos I hate them - they got cash and won't share with me

issue: You feel the world revolves around you because you are in charge
Answer:Hello!

issue: You Hit and don't respect Women
Answer: Thanks to the Women's liberation Movement, we now have Female in-mates on Death-row. keep looking at em like harmless fairies


issue: you think everybody hates you
Answer: f'cos they do- cos they cannot afford my blue suede shoes

issue: You drive a Range Rover Sport and you are jealous of someone who drives a Toyota Camry
Answer: because that Child will one day grow into a Kungfu Master and take his Revenge


issue: you think you are ugly and don't appreciate yourself
Answer: now did you just pull a rabbit our of your ear. only poor people think they are ugly

NL has the same effect facebook use to have on me - 90% facebook, 5% lunch 5% Work Facebook got blocked on the firewall but not nairaland

KunleOshob: it really suprises me that so many of us that call ourselves christians and profess to believe in the bible know so little about the bible. Ask the average christian "how the bible came about" and he would not be able to answer you properly. well the bible is a collection of about 67 different books written by several authurs over a period spanning about 6,000 years. It is also worthy of note that the books were only compiled around the year 400 AD by the catholic church to guide the christians and provide knowledge about our faith. Also worthy note is that the original bible contains about twelve books which have been removed from todays bible because some later christians who reviewed the original bible felt that those books did not have spiritual value. so effectively what i am saying is that although the bible contains the word of God, it was written and compiled by man there fore the human angle which is imperfect would also occur in the bible, i do not in tend to in any way discredit the bible becos it contains the word of God as i believe it is the word of God but there is an human aspect to it. As a result of the fact that there is a human aspect to the bible, we have a few issues that do not seem to agree in the bible, also a lot of this differences can be traced to translation from various ancient languages to our mordern day english( the books of the bible were written in at least five different languages) even our mordern day bible as several versions and the meaning of a passage might appear to mean different things in different versions.

Simply beautiful! . The Bible is the "inspired" word of God, written by Man who is constantly plagued with the dynamics of religious and socio-political environment. he is bound to embellish a little bit and mostly for the reason that it would likely be believed hook-line-sinker

A clear danger of trying to have an intelligent discourse with an avowed and knowledgeable Christian is that they never answer straight questions - they would rather throw it back at you by asking you the same question - per chance you have the answer, they will simply say "hey! that is the same here" it is such a childish, infantile reaction to an open question- it is not intelligence, neither is it wisdom. it is simply buffoonery at its finest.

BlackBaron: That was a pic from a midnight sectarian attack in Jos last year.

How much of a difference does that make - Islamic zealots advocate the killing of Children and Women to further their cause which is usually isolated to Converting the known World into Islam by Violence and Unwarranted Aggression. all this under the deceitful cover of social, economic and religious victimization.

To add salt to the injury passive Muslims simply remain passive thereby givign their tacit approval of genocidal killings world wide. It seems Allah is too weak to do his dirty work and must employ illiterate, beady-eyed child molesters to do it for him. Shame on this scarab-eating desert god

bodik: I WILL RELEASE THEIR NAME AS SOON AS I LODGE A FORMAL COMPLAIN

Do this quickly - with the problems the SEC/NSE have faced in recent times, your matter can very easily be ignored or treated lightly.
What i will advise is gather as much correspondence (SMS/Email/signed letters) if it is possible, write them a detailed letter of complaint explaining all that has transpired since you started paying money to them, ensure that the CEO and Broker in question are addressees to this letter. get a signed/acknowledged copy from the secretary or who ever receives your letter. Send a reminder a week later to get an official response on their company letter-head.

Gather your information and petition the broker to EFCC/SEC/NSE and the Special Fraud Unit at Ikoyi.
Thus should get you some reprieve

scopusng: Whenever GEJ's government puts itself in a fix...like the $20bn fuel subsidy fraud expose, multiple bombs go off...that is the pattern.

You my friend are a very insightful man same pattern with MEND and pre-GEJ campaigns

Let us be honest with ourselves here. going by the trends in social circles and the economic downturn in mostly every economy but Switzerland. @masterpiecer is %1001+ right

@OP, it is safe to say that you have been horn-swaggled -i.e duped. please tell me it is not AIMS

1: Do you have an online CSCS Account
2: Did you pay in cheque or cash - if cash, do you have payment receipts
3: Did you pay in the Stockbroking House name or in the name of the Stockbroker in question

A CSCS Account is your right and a good stockbroker will ensure you register to have an online CSCS account where you can monitor trades made on your behalf.
If you do not have it, too bad, you will need to wait on the broker to tell you what you have from their in-house system or their CSCS account

If you paid cash and have no receipts then you have no proof of this transaction, if you paid cheque to the Broker, then you have something to hold on.

Revolutnz: Be Evil And Famous. Very funny.

One thing I enjoy about Beaf is the way he starts a topic as Beaf and support his own views using other aliases like pointB,Werepeleri,johndoe, wesley13 etc.

If you want to prove me wrong, just check any topic started by Beaf or the aliases listed above.

Werepeleri @beaf cannot possibly be @Werepeleri - they are both miles apart in intelligence and speech, one goes durgghh and the other is.. well you know him already