₦airaland Forum

I wonder why GEJ never ran this past @BEAF at least to be sure it would be swallowed without vomiting

olushaggy: Yes it is true America has 50 States; but why do we always refer to America whenever we are discussing Nigeria? America has its own policy and Nigeria has its own. American Senators are there to serve their nation: Nigerian Senators are here to be served by the masses; while not allow the creation of more States to enable close monitoring of our resources. When we operate a State like a LG stuff i believe we all 'll be very close to the so called leader to reject and fight back whenever they try to play on our intelligent. I believe this is the level where Nigeria should be placed not comparing ourselves with such an organized Country like America.. Abi beeko?

Correct Guy - we do not have a working Health Care Delivery system, Economy is limping like a crippled Mad-man and the 95% of the masses are barely literate yet at the slightest opportunity we rush to start comparing ourselves with the USA, on what basis - That is how the Mental Grasscutter AKA OBJ said afterall Americans buy fuel for more than $1 per litre so Nigeria must too..

rokiatu: As usual this is now my marriage topic. Like I said I am not at all doubting my husband, and I have no reasons to. I trust my husband 100% he's even beyond kind, good, loving, romantic, and faithful to me. I was just kinda wondering about what my friends said abt smelling sex on a man hence this topic.

No you did not!! you got married and did not let on all this while.. gaddemit, I am ripping your pics of my wall.. grrrrr!!

Aksally: Fashola over to you. LASU to be changed to Ahmed Bola Tinubu Univdersity Lagos - ABTUL. Which is sexier ABTUL or MAUL?

You mean BATUL or LASBATUL

timbros: U dont want to open that lid, it might be a can of worms....
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Btw how does sex smell? iWondering

It is a misnomer of the term smell. here is what is actually happening
1: When you have sex and no doubt sweat a little, the male sex hormones mix with the sweat to produce a smell/scent that is unique to individuals depending on natural body odor and the perfume you are wearing - because it is sweat and pheromones and a good mix of pussy-juice and male pap, it produces that distinct blend of sex scent that we are all familiar with. and if you are familiar with it, you know how long it lasts

1: Big Round Firm Buttocks
2: Big Round Firm Mammary-Glands
3: God-Fearing
4: Independent (and gainfully-employed)
5: Good Cook

Sweetdbest: some women smell like dead animals and some smell like rotten vegetable.

good ones smell like disinfectant - hard to hide the smell, better stay out that night and cover up with beer and smokes

Try as we must we can only grasp as far as evidence and and reach as far as speculation but the truth has always been unknown

Greatest MAU MAU!! GREAT! Greatest of the Greatest MAU MAU!! Great!!!

sex has a scent and it stays on for at least 8 hrs afterwards, even after a cold shower

Part 2 of NIGERIA VS. COMMANDCLEM

See what CommandClem is causing EFCC

Sensational Updates regarding CommandClem on the way soon

WHAT will make CBN and EFCC back-track on their recognition of Clement King and his Patent - Where they deceived, bribed or CommandClem just wanted us to believe that they were- WATCH OUT for a revelation that will blow your faith in CommandClem out of the water
Who is OMOKEMESI of Nairaland and what does he do for a living and what is his real identity? what is his connection to COMMANDCLEM besides being a PATENTEE an investigative report is under way to this effect.

Banjo24: Tomorrow...

you mean today, EFCC encourages visits at particular times of the day and Monday is one of such days - have you gone to visit the King in his cell and get critical insider information about the trial next month

who dares complain that aregbe is delaying he is only planning, putting his plans in place so that his protoge (Elewemo) can implement - A Classic Tinubu Business Strategy - But Seriously.. at least a quarter of his initiatives should have manifested completely by now

Kayode Fagbenro has committed a criminal offense punishable by Law, unfortunately the Court of Public Opinion (Nairaland) only deems it fit to electronically ban him (as if it affects his business in anyway). The only thing I have to mention is that Kayode is very fortunate not to have done this to someone just as devious as himself. I recall 4 years ago - a similar incident happened in Ikoyi when a buyer paid up in full to get a Golf 3 and the dealer gave him a version different than the one he paid for while at the park in Cotonou. He did not realize that the buyer real job was a "cultist". it took pleading from various people to save the dealer's life. Kayode is very lucky.

SimonAndal: Moment 1. When that floating aircraft carrier . . . well, floated.
Moment two. The way Agent Romanov got Loki to spill: classic!
Moment 3. When the hulk smashed the god outta Loki and called him "puny god".

SimonAndal: I watched it twice on monday. After the initial viewing, I tried sneaking back in for the second one ('cause it would be showing again on the same screen), but one of them GD guys caught me and I had to pay another 1k to see it.

kay9: @larger, i'm disappointd u even had to ask.
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Moment 4 (and this takes the biscuit): when Captain America is dishing out orders...and it gets to Hulk's turn. He just points to Hulk, then points at the invaders, and says, ''SMASH!!!''
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As for whether i'd go watch it again, i think what u should be asking is how many times i've ALREADY gone back.

hhhmmm. perhaps there is something about watching CAM recorded movies and the big screen - when is it showing again - it better be worth it or u guys will pay

Sometimes I really admire the guile in fraudsters... as far as the Court is concerned
1: Clement King has still not produced a sample of his paint to validate that whatever MOBIL used/using is a derivative or exact copy of his invention
2: You can only claim infringement from the date of patent - no other way. You can charge infringers to discontinue or pay royalties to continue using your product but you cannot claim infringement when you cannot prove it.
3: Have you gone to visit Clement King at EFCC, I have but according to sources only 1 patentee has come to make enquiries - No Yusuf Akure, No Banjo, No NewKem, No Miss Uzuoma . I expect Prince Ade to start preparing a strong defense against the Trial in June 2012.
4: Please categorically provide evidence that your case is with the supreme court and at what stage

mintyx: Ok what this implies is that they were actually using it before he got the patent certificate and then stoppd afterwards Intresting really

This is the Legal pivot Mobil Lawyers used in quashing the suit and it was final - The Suit against MOBIL was Statute-barred simply because CommandClem could not prove that after acquiring the patent, MOBIL continued to infringe on it. He lost from that point on. who knows, MOBIL may have acquired the formula and improved on it significantly such that it no longer bears the finger-print of Clement King's QIT Transteel Blue. so he lost this case in the early nineties.

He hatched another plan to make money of the back of the popularity of MOBIL and the Court case he lost by simply not mentioning FACTS as they actually are. He misinformed and lied. setting up CommandClem on the basis of a promise he could never fulfill

Okay Movie goers. I want to ask all those who thought it was a good movie 2 simple questions
1: What was "The Moment" in the movie. movies have moment like in MATRIX when NEO says "I know Kung-fu" or "When he doges bullets" - what are the moments of this movie
2; Would you pay to go watch it again. a movie is that good, you will see it over and over again, years after e.g Terminator 1/2, Matrix 1/2, Superman 1/2, Troy, Gladiator, The Good The Bad, the Ugly - would you see this movie more than once ? not because you don't remember some parts,but because you loved it

See you thinking about it again... I thought y'all said you loved the movie

HNosegbe: Two questions:

1. How much is the state government owing at the moment?

2. What is the repayment plan for this loan?

3. What specific "strategic investments" are they looking at?

One Word! Election 2015

Adrenaline: At 26 The guy is still not wise. Even if u wana do whores you stil have to use your brain imagine him driving a LovePeddler up and down lagos trying to get laid, does he not have a girlfriend?

Whores are meant to be called up at random to meet you up somewhere, its even normal to stand them up frequently. You don't make plans with them, and you certainly don't tell them your family history. . .

Jus saying. . .

bobs at 26 your hormones are over-loading big-tyme. a gorilla in a skirt will draw your fancy in seconds - imagine two gorillas

we all keep missing the point - we are all victims of the propagated myth of cultural and ethnic disunity - only the poor and blissfully ignorant (and painfully intelligent) fall for this every time, GEJ is simply the most convenient figure to blame. The Foundation of the Presidency lies on other parts of Government. It is like asking one riot policeman to hold back a massive crowd of rioters. he will always be swayed to and fro. Unfortunately the most powerful factor (The Masses) are the ones doing the pushing/pulling, name-calling and insults. Someone mentioned how quick we are to insult when we do not agree. It is sad that this Myth has now become reality and continues to fuel the flames of backwardness and stagnation in this once-great country. GEJ may as well be a convenient victim of a hopeless situation. How would you act if you were in his shoes .. I forget he has no shoes

newken: Whatever means is used to frustrate the efforts of Comandclem, we will only get stronger.

While America celebrates Bill Gates and many more inventors, EFCC, Currupt judges and the pay Master Mobil are busy destroying the pride of Africa. Enemies of the Country. Your time will come. I promise there wont be a place for these demons. Every individual who work against Intelectual Property Right will pay.

What name do you see fit for the Government that awarded the patent certificate? What do they stand to gain? They performed their duty without intimidation.

Would you call WIPO a fake organization? Didnt they certify the invention?

Kindly judge and pitch your tenth. EFCC or WIPO, Intellectual Property or Curruption, Comandclem or the Thief called Mobil.

The whites took our fathers away as slaves. The black sold their own people into slavery.

The whites are back, milking us dry, drilling the good out of our lands. They are back using our cheap labour, intellect while they deny us our rights. They have used our patented invention without permission. And some Evil men are still selling us into slavery. Ateke, saibuhari, EFCC, etc.

You will be judged.

Okay let us look at this rationally

1: CommandClem Invented/Patented QIT Transteel Blue Anti-Corrosive Paint (No Wahala, it is his to use and sell)
2: Was MOBIL using/still using QIT Transteel Blue Anti-Corrosive Paint when CommandClem recieved both Nigeria and WIPO patent Certificates? CAPITAL NO

This is done by every mechanic worth the title of MECHANIC.
You: I have a list of problems, can you fix it
Mechanic: Easy, Na Japan I dey do since 1978, I don work for shagari car and even Fashola Jeep, your own na small thing
You: Okay how much will it cost in all
Mechanic: You money go be N35,000 my labor na N3,000 (You tell yourself you are getting a bargain right - WRONG)

2 weeks later
You: how far have you finished
Mechanic: Oga e dey like say your foma mechanic don job you big time, as I dey work for buushin I see say dem weld am so new Bushhin Stabilizer we put there and na N15,000 come see am
You: What! Wetin! What! errrmh! wait let me come over - no do anything yet ooh
Mechanic: Oga see as we loose efritin for ground make you see wetin your foma mechanic do do, as we calculate am d money for tokumbo parts na N130k and the origina Japan Na N240k. I fit help you price am down if you want (imagine dat)

At this point you are faced with forking up N130k because you cannot afford Origina Japan and if you try to bail on the mechanic you have already spent N35k and you will still pay N15k for Stabilizer buuushin as well as workmanship which has increased due to newly discovered faults that will not be fixed anyway (N10k because I like you).
If you are stupid enough to pay N240k, they will keep your car for at least 1 month and fix back all the faulty parts, wash your car (fuel on reserve) and deliver to you and still try to ask for N15k additional expenses for using their money to buy parts for you

why una dey complain - FRESH AIR

Naming and Shaming Criminals is not the first step to sanitizing our Polity - It is the Last Step.
STEP 1: Review the constitution and extricate any constitutional loop-holes or allowances that allow criminals exist in the system without due punishment (plea bargain is not punishment - execution is)
STEP 2: Remove the Immunity Clause from the constitution

MRbrownJAY: did you really spend 36K of recharge cards, in the hope of winning 50K?!

Just joking, after MTN's Yello Treasure Hunt - I will never fall for a SCAM again