₦airaland Forum

What if she put a spell on the guy to rape her?

DevilishMan:
Ok. Once your wife wakes up, I'll tell her to return home then.
I'm tired sef.

Nice try. I'm not married.

Your jokes are dryer than Somalia

DevilishMan:
None.
Noodles are for Gen Z kids with weak erection.

Lmao! I eat noodles a lot and I'm a millennial. My bick is dig and gets hard as a rock. Never ever in my life have I had a premature ejaculation...matter of fact it's quite the opposite. I suffer from delayed ejaculation.

Nobody should blame noodles for their other ridiculous life choices.

fx45:
IPOB hasn't killed one person yet. Why the fixation on IPOB?

Mstcheeew

I don't like the big pack noodles. I prefer the smaller packs. I'm old school like that. The only problem is that these days as a fully grown adult, I don't eat noodles as an in-between meals. I eat it as a full meal, breakfast, lunch or dinner so I make 6 to get my filling. Someone called me a glutton because of this and I must fry eggs with it.

Abeg adults, when you make noodles at home, how many do you cook?

Pic credit - Google

fx45:
IPOB has committed no single crime anywhere in the contraption called Nigeria. Nobody in Igboland buys into the propaganda and the false flag operation orchestrated by the Nigerian government in the South East. That is why IPOB still remains the number one government in Igboland.

By the way 99% of all Igbos worldwide support IPOB. Deal with it!

Ipob is proscribed a terrorist group same as Hamas. Both are liberating, freedom fighting groups who are supported by its peoples

Jeyun:
Oga it is not the same. Ipob is not the ruling authority in south east. doesn't operate from hospital, schools, church, mosque neither do they dig tunnels to these places. Ipob doesn't go to other Nigerian state to kidnap people kill people indiscriminately. They only go for those who are their perceived enemy the uniform men police the army. If hamas has left of Israeli civilians and concentrate on fighting the military alone Gaza would not have been in this current state of things. Stop comparing Hamas and ipob as one

Just listen to yourself.

KillahPriest:
Say the truth for once in your life. Saheed Keshinro is the land thief according to this article. Haba

So he stole the land from South Easterners in Isale Eko?


Do you know how deranged you sound?

IamAtikulate:
Who will do the killing of Igbos?

Yorubas?

SW is already surrounded. Do you guys think we are fools? We learnt after the war.

Only a f00lish Yoruba president will try to start a war against Ndi Igbo. There are more than enough Igbos in the West to cause maximum damage.

North?

They are also surrounded.

Let peace reign. Stop threatening war that will consume you and your households. If you have problem with IPOB go after IPOB like IDF is doing to HAMAS

😂😂😂😂

Don't be stupid. Chest beating will take you nowhere. The Nigerian military killed more than 1.7 million innocent Igbos. Don't insult their memory

hotwax:
Israeli kids killed by Hamas on October 7 nko?

They deserve it abi. See I know an hypocrite when I see it.

Denying their nation? Which nation? A land renamed by Rome to Palestine.

Palestine is a Romans name. Jews were massacred and chased away from their land. Omo I am a student of history ooo. Don't get slained.

Lebanon was a Christian country, Arabs are claiming it now, France was taken from Christian's until crusaders liberated it chase away Arab jihadist...Syria was a Christian counrey...turkey was a very important Christian country...

We know this game of "it's our land" Arabs are dubious land grabbers.

Mohameed never stepped his foot at alqsa mosque but he told his followers that he dream that he flew to the chapel dome...after Muslim jihadist conquered Jerusalem, they built alqsa mosque just because mohameed claimed he dream..

You are supporting land grabbers

You're a student of history but October 7 is your reference. Did this war start in 2023? No side is completely innocent in this war but Israel has killed more innocent Palestinians than Palestinians have killed Israelis.
Student of history but failed to acknowledge that the so called Israelis were the first land grabbers who massacred people to claim their land because their priests said God instructed them to do so. Pls tell me what the difference is between that and the Mohammed story you wrote up there. You better stop judging this war based on your own religious standings. Humans like you are being killed in an ethnic cleansing and you choose to stand behind religion. Those you support don't even give a shit about Christians. To them Jesus was a fraud. I know nothing I say will change your mind but just continue to wallow in your ignorance and programmed mindset. I won't reply you again

DatNiggaDaz:
This is all you need to know.

My SS brethren, hope you are seeing & learning the bile, hatred & tribalism from those who claim sophisticatiion. Better learn from the predicament of our close door neigbours from the SE.

Hatred & jealousy for one group is hate for all other group in Lagos.

Save all these tribalistic demolition exercise in Lagos, it will come very handy in the nearest future

One nijeria

Shut your unlearned mouth. Did you not see the name of the owner of the building as Saheed Keshinro?

There's no difference between Pakistan and Nigeria except that they have nuclear warheads.

They just concluded their investigations by saying the person who died must have been a mad person because apparently accidents don't happen in their zoo. Who ever made that statement must also be very mad

Wrong sentencing. They should make him eat 100 naira notes till he dies of mercury poisoning.

Grande Lagos.

LagosG, Eyan Grimaldi.

hotwax:
And they can learn their lessons now and be productive in life or follow the terror life and be killed too.

Let them tow the same cycle..I'm sure Israeli children are growing up as soldiers...IDF will also have Israeli children trained to take care of those animals

So the innocent orphans and other civilians who are being denied a sovereign nation are animals? This is like killing all Igbos for the crimes of Ipob or wiping out the state of Borno for the creation of Boko Haram. It is stupidity.

Validated:
See updates, to obliterate Hamas is a divine task.
5 down, 6 to go! With Sinwar encircled, the number will be down to 5 by noon tomorrow.

Even if they kill him, they have already created dozens of him through orphaned Palestinian kids who have grown accustomed to death and destruction. The cycle will never end.

VeryWickedGoat:
Because it involves bringing in money and the pussy is the strongest money magnet in the world.

Simple and short

For the first 3 months of 2024, let's attempt celibacy. You can have a Detty December but let's be guided and use protection.

Who's with me?

Regular banks have downtimes that last an entire weekend.

Opay is here to stay

Daft people just full this Nairaland

Slurity:
I HAVE SAID IT SEVERAL TIMES, OBI SUPPORTERS ARE EITHER TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED UNDER OBI AS PRESIDENT OR THEY ARE JUST BEEN WICKED AND WISH NIGERIA DEAD. I WILL RATHER VOTE ABACHA INSTEAD OF OBI THE FRAUD.

In the distant future, countries will use Obi as an example of the disadvantage of fake news spread by social media like Twitter to brainwash the electorate. I remember in February when they posted Obi on the front of Time magazine. It registered in some people's subconscious and they continue to believe it today. They even said Bill Gates awarded him best governor. I argued with loads of people at the same time that these were fake news. They said I was a hater of progress and some even threatened me if I spoke against Pitobi. Truth is very few people in the world can say the internet has favoured them like this. That's why I think he will be studied in the future.

beemedia1:
Let's count it by ourselves, how many story building makes skyscraper?

1. Eko pearls, eko atlantic lagos.
2. Millennium building or centenary building, Abuja.
3. NITEL building, Lagos


Add yours.

300m+

They try their best as possible to eliminate all links with broke ass folk. (Well, unless you got something to offer that will eventually make them richer) It is what it is.


You're just as good as those you surround yourself with.

otipoju:
7 men and 70 one night stands

Otipoju, o ti get e.

Truth is it actually turns them on more than you who is squeezing it

Only a penis can do that.

Pierohandsome:
do you have comprehension issue? Olatunji Disu is the Commissioner of Police Rivers State

You deserve hot resetting slaps. How can you be replying a donkey?

In the next 2 billion years, this life no go still balance.


Deal with it.

Birdbyrde440:
No, I was careful with my choice of words, no crime committed and my OPSEC is average

I know but they'd still do it. They'd tag you a national security threat and once they do that, they have clearance to put one in your skull.

Better not to talk about revolution in public spaces. And it's not just Nigeria....you get my drift, yeah?

Do you smoke for a living? If yes, by all means burn the reefer

DSS will just come like a thief in the night and silence you

Ever8090:
Our people name must be there...

But una quick to call BAT a drug lord.


Let me tell you an open secret. Asian countries are now fully aware of the Igbo tribe. An Indian guy was saying Igbos have casted in his country. Like after confirming if someone is Nigerian, they ask next if he's Igbo.
At least 70% of Igbo billionaires have their roots in drug pushing. Many of them are importers and exporters.

The whole tribe needs desensitization.