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Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria not just 1 person

lexy2014:
no everyone can't sit in the front if the front is full. but if the front has empty seats, why being scared of sitting in front?

will an usher push u to the front if there is no space there?

Truth is many people who sit in front are self righteous people who commit the most evil of sins from Monday to Saturday

codedgalaxy:
Are there any hidden benefit's for sitting behind at a gathering, especially in a church.
Its quite baffling to see people who on a daily basis make prophetic declarations like, 'i am the head and not the tail",
" i shall be a leader in my generation" but, when they get to church they run away from the front row seats lol. How do you lead from the back?
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Which begs the question,
" why do people like sitting behind ?

Can everyone sit in front?

Ten Haag should understudy Mikel Arteta for the next 10 years

SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.

Everything you said there are physical attributes and that says quite a lot about your state of mind. While it's fine to have preferences, I can tell you that you will most likely cheat on every man you're with because you'll never be satisfied. You'd live in a perpetual fantasy because the men who have all these listed physical attributes probably don't want you sef.
And I'm 1000% sure you'd still spread your legs for Wizkid, Fireboy, Omalay, Dangote, Mark Zuckerberg, even if they don't meet your height requirements

It's called hookup.

Shoodboi:
I said it on the earlier post that they're about to claim it's Hamas and they didn't disappoint.

They're even claiming they're prisoners released by Israel when Israel only released 'prisoners' below 18.

300 prisoners below 18. Some have been in Israeli prisons since they were 12.

Why does Israel have so many Palestinian children in prisons?

What type of country imprisons children?

But then, it is better for a child to be in prison than to be shot in the head... like these two Palestinian children that Israeli soldiers assassinated in Jenin yesterday.

One was shot in the head. Israel shot a 9-year-old Palestinian boy in the head.

NOTE: Jenin is in the West Bank and not in Gaza. There is no Hamas there, yet they're being killed like rams. Yet Israel claims Hamas is the problem.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh6eJHBkVEk&pp=ygUbSXNyYWVsIHNob290cyBraWRzIGluIGplbmlu

Mainstream media brainwash many people. Israeli settlers do worse but it is never tagged terrorism. I just want to find a portal to take me to the far future where humanity has outgrown this madness.

What Jewish people have done for America cannot be underestimated...from science to tech to military, politics and entertainment. That's why they will defend Israel till their last breath.

atiku4President:
Guess he's kind of mentally unstable.

Nobody can be worth that kind of money and be mentally stable. Too rich or too poor will result in mental instability. The only difference is that the rich guy's own is celebrated.

I love Elon regardless

Fugazi

Mercisharelove:
A big fool.

Of all the challenges in the world, the only thing you can add to the problem of the world is to romance yourself, when your siblings have bastardised sex into public toilets.

Abegi, romancing your own body until you release crucial, most strengthened liquor ever known to man.

Don't stop ooo, just continue by the time all of your fortune 🥠🔮 are gone or you finish littering everywhere with your pure water.

What's that liquid which produces a real human being, the preferred white blood is what you are messing with.

Why are humans so dumb and without glory. Who has punish you like this, who cursed you to waste your white blood?

Where's that witchy witch 🧹🧹🧹?

Women masturbate more than men.

victorclean:
Not the right word. Are their foolishness becoming irreversibly gangrenous?.

Don't you think generational transfer of mal developed brain cells is worst than death?... I just ask questions and no attack

No sense whatsoever inside your skull

oliverwrites:
My daughters ( 3 of them ) have been through a lot this year. They are not used to daddy not being around ( Me and their mother are currently separated but I am hoping she would change and we would be back together ), so far the seem to be coping fine but I want to make this Christmas an awesome one for them and need gift ideas.

Please give me gift ideas.

I have a budget of 200k for each of them. This includes 100k each for their clothes and shoes for Christmas and New year.

And another 100k to buy them gifts they will like. They all have ulesson tablets so tablets are not options.

They are 7, 4 and 3.

They're just kids. The best gift you can give them is a Christmas activity that will involve you spending a lot of time with them cos that's what they'll really remember

Sonnobax15:

Any man who has found a way to tame his sexual urge has successfully solved more than half of his earthly problems..

Do you still agree with the opinion that masturbating is a sin?

tunjilomo:
Oops

You sent me mail...I don't have access to that address anymore.. Anything I can help you with?

PedoBear:
Grow up and get a gf or go and marry

Ur username fear me o

Mine is actually healthy cos we dey always do checks and balances and also do interventions for the most ridiculous issues lol. We're so close we've all watched the same tv series and there must be more than 100 different ones not counting movies regardless of whether we're together or not. Not like we don't have our bad moments o but they never last past a couple of days

There's just three of us. I'm the first. I may have bad habits but with the way they look up to me, I just can't afford any bad blood, you feel me?

If not for rising level of poverty, is this even supposed to be a thing?

Wizkid na goat.


I love Big Wiz's engagement on social media. So f***ing matured. OBO, as much as I love him, needs to learn from Big Wiz. OBO too dey cap. Father of 5...haba

But this is not Rupeeland

Taylor94:
He don carry come



Taxing taxing taxing that’s how he taxed Lagos to its knees


All the cocaine he sniffs who use to tax him?

You are mad. They've been doing this in Ghana since. You go just dey talk waaaaa. Isn't taxation how governments run? Mumu

Botragelad:
Good on the Paris police. Note this woman was shouting Allahu Akbar while making threat that she was going to blow herself up.

As you all know that word is synonymous to Islamic bombing and violence, so good on the police for getting rid of the danger. Bloody Islamic terrorist are not welcome in France!

God is great. The same God of the old testament that asks people to commit murder na.

Taylor92:
If not that Nigerians are stupid



Why would you expect education sector to boom when una president him self no go school



So Tinubu wey forge him certificate na Mumu naa

I can't wish my enemy your kind of brain

Christistruth00:
Did he Congratulate the Election Winner,?

The most important question on this thread

If na Afghanistan dem try this thing, Taliban go just recruit them. Lol




Free Palestine

Emperormartin:
The kidnappers want premiership money...

It's a shame kidnappers can operate smoothly in Colombia

Na Colombia you call am

Many people are just uninformed but what is worse not even trying to know or research then coming online acting like a know it all. Haba. That's why I don't take any of the people asking Israel to kill all Palestinians seriously. I know they don't know any better. This year has taught me serious restraint from replying people on this forum but sometimes I just can't help it.

Knight1210:
Oga normalise the use of Google for fact findings before commenting. He's Columbian

Its the guts for me

Godstime133:
its fine sir i admit i was a mugu but let everyone else learn from my story because in this lagos u can never be too wise. Just follow me and see how it all went down.

I feel you bro. But I can smell a scam a mile away. I was born and grew up in Lagos. Overwise dey worry me. In 2012 when I went to the UK for the first time, my overwiseness got me over £200 in two days. Dem wan scam LagosG based on say Dem see me like JJC for Jand because I rent Range Rover....I say no wahala. Last last I chop their money saara. Emi Idan! My guys still remind me of it steady. Before you scam me, I don chop your money dey form mugu

1 billion naira.

Our economy has gone to the dogs

If you sent money to agent instead of the landlord, na mugu you be.