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Requirements
Age : 18-27
Gender : female
Education: O'level
Two guarantors, at least 1 family member.

Location; Ikeja
Price ; 150k negotiable

Bump

Corolla 04/05

Toyota Corolla 04/05
Naija used
Perfect Condition
2.150m

Mercedes Benz GLK 450
Naija Used
Mint Condition
6.150m (negotiable)

folake4u:
1. I Hate drinking garri. I don't know how people do it sha.

2. Spaghetti.
3. Head of any anything (fish, goat, cow, fowl). Nor give me.
4. Groundnut soup.
5. Shawarma.
6. Pizza.
7. Pap!!!!!!! (Last time I ate it was when I was a baby and my Mum said I still hated it then).
8. Golden morn. Trashhhhhh!

Can't remember all again oh but these are top 7 for me.

Will you marry me?

Crack diet.


Yeah we know it ain't cheap.

ahnie:
Lai Lai Poco....he must go...we must filter him out from her life let men with potential locate her.

She's a fool

FOOTSOLDIER1:
Obi kererenke, Obi kererenke X4

Obi you done win oh! winner!! We go win again oh, winner!

Obi 4+4=8 years Nigerian presidency from 2023 to 2040

Simple maths una no fit do. Shame

Bump

Bump

Vacancy

Age : 24-34

Single mothers

Contractual agreement very attractive.



Dm if interested.

You people just hijacked my f***ING thread

Bump

Bump

bump

Will pay handsomely.

Dm if you have one around Ikeja/Ogba environs

Eggs from a fair complexioned lady needed.

100k per egg

Dm

muyico:
4real?

Yes sir. Surrogacy is the only way for some couples to become parents.

Age : 24-34
Single mothers
Contractual agreement very attractive.

Dm if interested.

Here we go again.. who's up and can hear it?

ShenTeh:
That would be worrisome

It's stopped now but went on for more than 20 minutes. I thought it was a firetruck but I can't see smoke or fire anywhere

It's been over 15 minutes now and it sounds like someone forgot to turn off a really loud siren that's supposed to alert citizens to take shelter. Abi?


Can you hear it too?

Eliazejike:
How To Smash Any Nigerian Girl On A First Date!

Come with 100k cash and put it on the table. Pay for your una flexing with POS. Return the stack inside your pocket. She will follow you to Sambisa even if na one night stand

Nobody dey even ask OP about how he's dealing. That's messed up.

Atiku's Olosho...ifkyk

UyaiIncomparabl:
Whats this one saying? How do you people even manage to decipher and conjure trash when typing? I don't regret anything I do especially when it comes to relationships. If I need my EX to return to me right now, all I need to is a phone call and he will be right here with me. Or you think all women are losers? See, I use and dump your gender like papers.

Lmao!!!!

You kind of just added steel to everything I just said. Especially when you referred to that one particular ex. Pele, shogbo?

Me, I'm just arranging bucket around my house. Roof is leaking everywhere.


Sapa is a bitch you don't want to spend the rainy season with around here.

MadamVanessa:




How our women feel comfortable dating and marrying a man they can toast left right and centre, a man who can't exudes his manliness , a man who's very timid beats may imagination.

Inasmuch as I detest redpill gang, but I don't need a uselèss man who'll allow me to have my way all the time.

Something tells me you like it ruffffffff

This rain is making you think about one of your exes. I'm sure you're regretting letting him go. Like big man Draslo said, you're even calling the guy a simp.

Konji no be your mate

Blackfire:
Lazy youth

Says the guy who's daydreaming about buying Nairaland. Lmao!

You wey get 2billion to buy Nairaland, how have you used your money to make the world a better place? Spits!