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These are the kind of examples, they will soon use to justify their bad performance.

They will never mention the good things, these advanced Nations do for their citizens.

Speedy recovery to the injured, and i pray no life will be lost to this unfortunate incident.

Supib1997:
I can set the whole school ablaze.. ..who school help, nonsense

Abi na.

Certificate is already becoming worthless gradually in Nigeria.

Thanks all.

Thanks all.

Thanks all.

Thanks all.

Thanks all.

This man is obviously under a spell or generational curse.

I know this is what these clowns will use the next three months to be doing.

Since dem don start am for jigawa.

Next will be: opening ceremony for the world fattest national flag pole.

After that: launching of the world first national flag that can change color.

They will never launch anything that can impact the masses lives positively.

Mukah1234:
Hmmm... Thanks.

You are welcome.
Best of luck bro.

dru23:
Anything is possible my brother

Some possiblities are always impossible in certain situations:

CORRUPTION FREE NIGERIA

A VIRGIN GRANDMOTHER

SUPER EAGLES WINNING THE WORLD CUP

A NUN DOING OLOSHO e.t.c

And one of your condition,of coming back to Nigeria: One #aira EQUALS to One $ollar.

Ahahahahah.

emmancecute:
you're very correct bro, but I'm sure he can still get someone trusted. Its better than going alone when you know nothing about cars.

Sure! He will,just kind of hard.

I dont equally support him going alone,just making him to understand the antics of mechanics.

dru23:
when N1 equals $1

Future impossible tense.

Kuku contest for United State Of America president(you might be lucky like obama).

Cos practically,you have let us know that you are not coming to Nigeria(abi UAR) again.

Lol.

emmancecute:
Take a professional along if you intend buying.

Most times this professionals/mechanics(sic) are even accomplice when buying cars.

They mostly codedly go back and collect kickbacks,they know how they run stuffs like this,they will certify bad cars to be okay.

Its later that you will be left to carry your cross.

Best thing is to pray to be lucky,and go with someone that is faithful(hard to see) and you trust(most times,i dont even trust myself).

Hard!

edoairways:
I have done all that was suggested here yet Airtel still drink data.

Airtel don't even drink data, they drain your data out with electric pumping machine.

And he remain small, make Z enter that BEN plate number o. Lol
He for make sense die.
Happy sales bro.

There is actually difference between FATHER and DADDY.

Any man can be a FATHER, not every man can be a DADDY.

In yoruba, its called "eedi", he is probably under a spell.

What is he finding attractive in the body of a 60 year old woman?

Or, it might be porn gone wrong, instead of milf(mum I'd like to f**k) category, he fantasized with gilf(grandma I'd like to f**k).

Or, probably he overdosed on Colorado

Just thinking out loud.

This is terrible.

And its quite appalling that, this is coming from a woman that knows the pains of giving birth.

So sad.

Pearl1910:
Lols...I no tackle am o. Same goes to anybody wey say him dey drink and him dey drive. Quantity is not d question, when driving, u have to abstain.

Osheee, FRSC sector commander...

Prestonn:
All this English people self, still trying to read and understand what you typed

Anyway Thanks

Which country are you from please?

Pearl1910:
If u drive, don't drink
If u drink, don't drive

Lol..

You people always tackle this guy,shey na one bottle of beer go con dull person brain,to the point of crash.

I'm sure if felicity drink fanta,you go write "dont drink and drive"

Josephase:
I have done 2 trips this morning and the rider rated me 5 star right in my very eyes but still rating went down.. like this their scam on rating is top notch

The more you look.. The less you see.

That is why, they are called "gbomu le lantern"

ROUGH TRANSLATION: Put your breast on a lantern.

Its painful to put ordinary finger on the lantern, not to talk of sensitive breast.

So their loans always comes with pain when defaulted.

See the mess baba ijesha lands himself to.

He is one of my favorite yoruba comedian, a veteran and aged man should know better.

Its certainly a relationship go sour between him and princess, quite obvious.

But he fell totally for the antics of women.

So sad.

Mtshewwwwwww!
The car sef no get stadium to host 2034 FIFA world cup.

ValCon888:
Convertible car wey no dey convert is not a convertible. No difference between the man in his car and pesin wey dey trek.

There is difference:

The man will get to his destination faster.

They keep boasting and daring us with our collective wealth, even in our face.

They already know we can't do jack about it.


World poverty capital of the world, with the highest paid political holders in the world, that literally do nothing to better the lives of the masses.

It is well.

These guys are generational billionaires.

These kind of wealth hardly gets dry,they just transfer it from their kids to grand kids till it gets to 1 million generations.

Little do you wonder same big men families are running things in the country since 60s.

They are already wealthy and have sure plugs and connections. No be today Thingzzz!

No wonder the rich keeps getting richer..

I pray lord almighty gives every nairalander reading this post, the right connection to be at the top.

Amen.

No be by only hardwork o, you need person wey sabi person wey sabi road to make it in this country.

This is maturity i love about men.

We gat no problem.

Life is easy.

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