₦airaland Forum

Naajjii:
Its not all Nigerians but Igbo people , point of correction pls . my part of Nigeria we are contented people.

I understand you.

But the international community won't categorize it as igbo tribe, they term everyone to be Nigerian.

Lagos CP really mean business o.

Big boss sef follow carry AK.

Lord please heal our land.

This get rich or die trying attitude by Nigerians, is really messing up Nigeria name in the international arena.

What a silly excuse, you carried drug to bury a dead man that doesn't know if you are either spending one million or one naira on him.

Unbelievable!

Number 2.
Most women are always emotionally gullible during that time.

ArewaWife:
Their closeness to benue is the one affecting the state. Nasarawa people just have sex anyhow.

So you mean benue people also have sex extraordinarily ANYHOW, to the extent that they affected a neighboring state with their act.

Lol.

15ssDRIVE:
3 gbosa for you,if you mistakenly fine small.Come get Tashere join am. E go bad gannnn nio

Ahahahahah.

Are girls cheap there?

Without clicking the news, i know it must be NASARAWA STATE.

oochi123:
idoma

Thanks for the reply.

oochi123:
Yeeee! De pain alone is something else..tnk God we dnt do it in my place...

Where is that please?

I dont think most hausa states do it for their girls, like bauchi, gombe and the rest.

Just asking.

All these oyinbos and their strange rules:

You eat soup that contain slight banned substance,na ban.

You take medicine that contain small substance,na ban.
They prevented Semenya from competing because of God given homones.
Yet they want to allow man made/artificial transgendered(sic) people.

It is well.

It still baffles me how AS ROMA famz with Nigeria like this
And i dont think any of our recognized footballers plays for the club.

Even those clubs that our people nearly dies for,dont give a damn about us.

Best of luck to Jose and AS ROMA.

Motor45:
Available

Dope!

Stupidquestions:
Let's assume you have access to your dad's car that you sometimes take out to cruise or hang out with babes especially when your dad is not around. And considering that after meeting babes there's usually need for timely logistics to hasten your time to lash her. Can you then just bang her in your dad's car if she's down to banging you based on the context. For instance: maybe on a lonely road in a cold night...or in the car behind a quiet bar?
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Now have you done it before?
And what do you think?
Honest comment needed.
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PS: This isn't about me, just some curious questions. Thank you.
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I love your moniker,it goes well with the question you asked.

Femeto:
Thats T.J.

Yeah!

hopefullight:
Please is this toyota Yaris a cool Deal for uber At 2.2m cost to Nigeria?

Or buying tokunbo corola in Nigeria is better?

Baba! No try am.

This car is closer in resemblance to micra(ibadan popular taxi) than yaris.

Within one week na low rating go pursue you out of the business.

Femeto:
4th person to die around Davido. D.J Olu(Gov Dapo Abiodun's son), Tagbo, T.J and now Obama.

One of his bodyguards also died recently.

gmacnoms:
I don flag down prado with covered plate before. I enter am from effurun to Benin. I realised its a senator's vehicle going to Abuja.

Then,what later happened?

Did the driver collect money from you,or the senator was inside the SUV?

Full gist please.

Bilabong:
Make I shock u?

That guy is not not a Nigerian living in Nigeria.

All this lady is doing is for clout chasing and to remain relevant.

When last as she acted in any A rated yoruba movie? Mtschew!

She should go and find somewhere to chill,the matter is already in court.
Wetin be her problem with baba ijesha gan sef

cdz:
That Accord is the reason he sold me this Civic. If and when he's ready to part ways with it, I'll give you a shout.

Just teasing you up bro.

Thanks for the feedback.

kaffy4tope:
Mercedes Benz GLK 350 Toks
4matic
Panoramic Roof
Duty Fully Paid


Contact: call/WhatsApp: 08064690290

I love the colour of this GLK.
Happy sales.

Its that Honda Accord at the front i want bro.
Happy sales.

In my own opinion, as long as it will result in peaceful and loving marriage.

Its better to be late and perfect, than to be fast and horrible.

The marriage institution in this present day is so messed up, judging by all the deaths, bitterness and divorce going on lately.

shollywendy1:
Another one Why Una come be like this now ? Laff don almost kill me here

Ahahahahah..
Me sef type am finish,re-read am,i con dey follow you laugh sef.

AIRTEL!

GeneralZodd:
Lol. Is part of this business bro, any real hustler on this Ehailing job must have been to aleast 3 different police stations,

Me since I stated this work in 2015, I have been to 7 different police stations in Lagos on different offence commited knowingly and unknowingly.

1 . Ogudu police station : Driving without tinted permit in 2015. I paid fine ₦5000

2. Maroko Police station: Driving one-way at midnight due to bad road. I bailed my car for ₦10,000 with serious begging and pleading. I slept in police station to collect my car the following day. That's was 2016

3. IGando police station: I picked up G boys from ikeja going to Lasu gate, police stop us at IGando bustop, they search phones of those boys and found white women pictures and some tools they use in collecting money from client. I tried to explain to them I drive Uber, they refused to listen, Na so dem carry us go police station. Getting to the station, they compelled us to write statement. Luckily for me, one of the boys called his uncle who happened to be the Commissioner of police Lagos state. He demanded they release us with immediate effect. They freed us immediately without wasting time. That was in 2017.

4. Maroko Police Station again. : I picked up a Nigerian Artist based in UK in Lekki phase 1 close to Don jazzy's Mavin studio. The dude was going to Palms ShopRite Oniru. On getting to his destination he alighted and paid me. After 10mins of driving off from ShopRite, I got a call from him that his wallet is missing. I searched the nooks and crannies of the car I didn't find any wallet. I called to tell him I didn't see his wallet, I had to drive back to Palms to clarify myself. Getting there, we both searched the car again. We didn't see the wallet. He insisted we go to the station. We got there and entered there was no officer to attend to us. We drove back to his pick up location, he searched his house and found his wallet on the dinning table. 2018

5. Somolu Police Station: Google Map took me through one way, as I was about to exit the one way Some police men hiding for one corner jump out from no where stop me, collected the car keys, impounded my car and took my particulars and my car keys. They were threating that my car will be Auctioned for taking one way. I had to beg and beg. We sha settled at ₦8,000. This was 2019


6. Ikorodu Police Station: I took BRT lane, because I wasn't familiar with Ikorodu road network. And there was serious traffic. Task force stopped me at Majidun and ceased the car. This was the biggest fine I have ever paid. ₦35,000. Initial they were demanding for ₦90,000. That was 2019


7. Ikeja police station: This happened recently. I was coming from festac that faithful night after dropping off rider. I decided blow to empty back home, it was pass 12 and I didn't know lockdown was still on. Naso I jam police for ikeja underbridge. They stopped alot of cars and took us to the police station. They were claiming we violated Covid19 rules and they would lock us up in a cell. , But deep down in my mind I knew they were trying to shalo us. At d end everybody Paid ₦3000 to bail himself




Police matter and Ehailing business are like 5 & 6, is something one will encounter, but the most important thing is to always learn from every mistake or offence commited so it doesn't repeat again. Because sometimes the subsequent mistake or offence might cost you alot than the previous ones.


I am patiently waiting for the Gist

What!

With all these police stations that you have either visited or branched,its not too bad if you are made an honorary ASP.

Some ASP's sef no waka go different police stations reach you.

Was the guy high or something.

LutanFyah:
Did he share the money he got from the match fixing with the NFF and his friends?

Ordinarily, if he was selecting players on merit when he was a coach,one of his boys could pay off his fines but he was allegedly asking the boys to pay to be selected to play for the national team,so why won't they turn their back on him?

I'm not particular about siasia.

I'm talking about LIFE in general.

Such is life.

You only know your true friends when you are in problem, i always laugh at guys that go around with multitude of friends when they are balling, and call them friends.

All of them will desert you when you are in problem.

I only care about those that my death will greatly affect and cause pains, they are my parents and my family.

F**k any other person.

The moment you realize that nobody gives a damn about you in this life, thats the day you emancipate yourself from fake love.

yamunla:
but i can see dejo tunfulu there and remi shatta-bey..am sure some other guys are behind him,they just dont want o show face because what he did is shameful.

Yeah!

I also saw dejo there yesterday.

shopnimini:
Without caucasians your list is a joke

Tell me more?

They oppress and ride on us in their countries, yet they still try it here, in our hood.


Sorry to generalized this, my most detested and perceived most wicked race are these:

1. Chinese

2. Arabs

3. Indians

4. Africans.