₦airaland Forum

charleymed: It's a thing of choice bro, not everyone wants to leave Nigeria, so don't speak for everybody cos some people really don't bye the idea. To your question, i think it does'nt require just HARDWORK but knowing the possible ways to getting an interview for a residency spot, and if you read lomaxx's previous posts on this, by now you should have a first hand knowledge of what is required of you. Beleive me, your step scores is very important but it alone WON'T get you into residency. So i advice you do more researchs on it and decide if you really want to give it a shot, mind you the procedures are quite cumbersome but it all depends on your willingness.#peace

I need not say more.....

The fall of Goliath took only a stone....

If you like, laugh in vladiskovostokian..... I don't care!!!

So carry your assets and liabilities to mount Babylon....

Omaresh: Well mine was out of frustration,after begging my dad and my bro to teach me they refused and i got angry one day i finished my chores took the car and drove a very long distance in a major road,i came back home without a scratch on the car and since then i've driven a Toyota Avalon,highlander,sienna,4runner and the list is just endless... Hoping to drive a range rover before i turn 18....

Before 18?? That's illegal you know...

Siena: Turtle? What's a "turtle" doing in a car?

I think he meant THROTTLE!!!

moderatorr: na so the life be.

my bloody mistake was giving out my airtel number as my 2nd number.
#gloOnMyMind

i know glo will take advantage of airtel's stupidity
.

That's why I've been using Airtel's 2+1 day package, because they can block all of them Anytime!!!

Imagine some peeps just subscribed to the 4GB plan.... how them go do am now??

moderatorr: AIRTEL disseminated their suicide note to all their customers this morning:
it read
" Dear Customer, effective 3rd Dec 2013 AIRTEL BB Plans will cease to function on non BB devices or used as a modem . Thank you"

They should remember the history of their ancestors.

LWKMD!!!

XLR8: how come? I guess you pressed the clutch and turtle at d same time

That's it!!!

But now, I love manual drives, I don't think I can even buy an auto....

A friend taught me how to drive, that was when we always quarrelled......

I remember the day I burned his clutch plate, the guy para no be small!!!!

aliandro: With the look of d medical sector in Nigeria,many medical studentz are planning 2 move overseas.DR Lomaxx,u've just given me some insight on Usmle.USCE,diz is d 1st tym am seeing diz.GIVE DETAILD info plz.y did a aneursym patient need brain surgery?

That's because a ruptured Berry aneurysm leads to a hemorrhagic stroke!!!

But, I haven't received any text from them....

Anyway good riddance....

Then the shiny parts don't change colour when tilted at different angles,

Please can the mods move it to front page when i upload pics, so that other nairalanders can benefit from this

Also, the original note usually has a bar where 1000 naira is written at the back, but is absent on the counterfeit

Hello everyone!!!

I want to alert the general public that there are counterfeit 1000 naira notes in circulation, I got hold of one today, studied it with an original and here are my findings......

1. There is no CBN thread on the counterfeit..... which you see when held against light. What you see is a broken line that has CBN on it.

2. The image seen when the fake is held against light is blurred, dull and is displaced to one side.

3. No watermark seen under ultraviolet light....

Please be vigilant!!!

Emzybrown: bro thanks i asked u a question before but i did not know, wheda u replied. When do unilorinth normaly conduct internship exam?

Oh!! Sorry...

They usually conduct every 3monnths or so, but due to the last ARD strike, it may be till next year.....

But I'll be on the lookout shaa

Emzybrown: Can somebody recommend a good morbid anatomy testbook for me?

Robbins pathologic basis of disease?

dominique: You don't see anything wrong with eating in a place full of germs? Everytime you flush, specks of fecal matter (containing a wide variety of bacteria is dispersed) into the air which lingers hours after doing the deed. Imagine all the shiit and germs that person is consuming in his food right now (tufia!). I won't even recommend talking in the in the bathroom not to talk of eating ayama.

Auntie Dominique Plss tell them oooo, Hmmmmm......

Joanna Sedley: They are idle@lagusta probably because their Oga at the top dont know much about enforcing environmental laws because he wasn't trained exclusively on that rather he is an expert in curative.
So give them Oga kpatakpata wey sabi environmental health not the preventive medicine..ish and watch the loyalty and turn up. In health, like attract like, unlike magnet where north attract south..comprende doc.

Were u trying to quote laalamed

slord: dats 'over' true,permit me to say,he is mre than a lecturer,he is a father! He is my numba one role model,at least cos i knw him physically.to d questn i askd earlier,i jst wntd to cmpare d consultant's pay with his honorary colleague,was jst being curious anyway,thanks once again.

Uwelcs

slord: k,thanks bro,im sure ul knw prof. Adedoyin?

Who isn't a Unilorin Med graduate and doesn't know Prof adedoyin

If I don't know him, I have committed an atrocity... one of my best lecturers of all time....

slord: Ogas pls sori 4 disturbing again o,how are honorary consultants paid? Are they also paid specialist allowance or jst clinical duty allowance alone?pls clarify,tnks

I'm not sure, but I heard they are paid....

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alutacontinua: *coughs*

Hmmmmm, abeg, me, I need money ooooo

Okay ooo!!!

lomaxx: There's no money in Nigerian medical practice. The change is just enough to be comfortable.

I also do not believe that because you are saving lives, then it's a license to suffer. All over the world, doctors are earning very well and are still saving lives conveniently. The Nigerian case is very saddening. That's why we will always have brain drain, and people will always leave to climes where it is understood that saving lives is not synchronous with suffering.


Whether you did medicine for money, passion to save lives, or for fame, you will come to understand that the practice of medicine is all about principles. A doctor who's in for the money or fame but understands the principles of the practice is more relevant to the patient and will save more lives than one who is a just ''passionate to save lives'' but doesn't have a thorough drill of the profession. Doesn't matter what your intent is - just be sure you know what to do when the time is ripe.

Guy, what u're calling "change" some people are begging to earn a tenth of it......

Imagine a fresh graduate doc earning that amount, while some bankers old enough to be their dads earn half of it...

And Yes, it's all about principles, but they still ultimately lead to a patient's well-being.... that's our goal, isn't it?? ??

Tobbie9: And why don't u like mentioning it?

because people would want to go for medicine for the money, not for the passion to save lives.....

slord: Dr. Lagusta,pls wats d total pay package for interns at UITH presently, thanks.

I don't really like mentioning this, but.......

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alutacontinua: I've missed you in a holy way.
How are your nurses?

all DEAD

congrats to everybody that gained admission, but a special one goes to m.esther with lots of hugs and kisses!!!!!

No wonder they all act crazy..... smp

deols: hehehee

made in Nigeria staphSTI

Abi ooo

Everybody please..... staph aureus is not, and I repeat NOT a cause of STI....

One of my former colleagues was withdrawn because of this....

What people erroneously call staph infection is actually the secondary or tertiary stage of syphilis. Which needs strong antibiotics to cure....

tpapi: Pple r jus shoutin water, water, lets b sincere wit ourselves, ow many pple rily use water 2 wash our anus after usin d toilet, washin of hands after toilet use is not d same tin as washin anus after toilet use

While you use tissue, don't you notice some brown streaks on your pants/boxers

That's the remnants of poo from your butt....

Hmmmmmmmmm