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op, please put a warning on this thread, the pics could disturb others......

for those asking for remedy, there is no ABSOLUTE CURE, just palliative therapy e.g pain relief, treat infectons.....

the tumors may be surgically removed via cryotherapy or laser ablation, but how many, and they usually grow back!!!!

zutu29: Ok I wnt drink anytin with the name dew!!

including mountain dew

okay, let me get this straight!!!

Whatsapp bundle: *948# for 100

BBM bundle: *440*22# for 300

Facebook bundle: *888*2# for 200

now opera mini bundle *885*1# for 300

if one wants to do this for a month, it totals 900 naira

I also think with opera mini, you can browse 0 Facebook for free.....

the only disadvantage is NO 2GO!!!!!

concerning lime....

I remember my mum used to make lime-and-salt solution Anytime I have upset stomach.... old school things!!!

lomaxx: Lemme see if I can make it simpler:

•Women of reproductive age have a menstrual cycle. This cycle varies between 28 days to 31 days.

• No matter the length of your cycle, you will ovulate at mid-cycle. Hence, the woman with a 28-day cycle will ovulate on day 14.

•Ovulation means that the egg is now released and available. Hence, any availability of sperm cell will result in fertilization which could lead to pregnancy.

• So from Day 1 to Day 10 of the menstrual cycle is considered safe. If you have intercourse on Day 11, the sperm cell can live long enough for 72 hours (3days) and may meet an ovulated egg.

•Day 1 of your cycle is the first day after the end of your menstruation. So if your menses ends today, Day 1 starts tomorrow.

•This method of avoiding pregnancy is not 100% perfect. For double assurance, use a condom or the pill.

Source: Years of Med School.

sorry boss, but you got itt all wrong @bolded....

menstrual cycle stats from the fist day YOU SEE YOUR PERIOD, NOT THE DAY IT ENDS!!!!! the beginning of your period s the beginning of your cycle....

browse and check if I'm wrong.....

lomaxx: Lemme see if I can make it simpler:

•Women of reproductive age have a menstrual cycle. This cycle varies between 28 days to 31 days.

• No matter the length of your cycle, you will ovulate at mid-cycle. Hence, the woman with a 28-day cycle will ovulate on day 14.

•Ovulation means that the egg is now released and available. Hence, any availability of sperm cell will result in fertilization which could lead to pregnancy.

• So from Day 1 to Day 10 of the menstrual cycle is considered safe. If you have intercourse on Day 11, the sperm cell can live long enough for 72 hours (3days) and may meet an ovulated egg.

•Day 1 of your cycle is the first day after the end of your menstruation. So if your menses ends today, Day 1 starts tomorrow.

•This method of avoiding pregnancy is not 100% perfect. For double assurance, use a condom or the pill.

Source: Years of Med School.

sorry boss, but you got itt all wrong @bolded....

menstrual cycle stats from the fist day YOU SEE YOUR PERIOD, NOT THE DAY IT ENDS!!!!! the beginning of your period s the beginning of your cycle....

browse and check if I'm wrong.....

lomaxx: Lemme see if I can make it simpler:

•Women of reproductive age have a menstrual cycle. This cycle varies between 28 days to 31 days.

• No matter the length of your cycle, you will ovulate at mid-cycle. Hence, the woman with a 28-day cycle will ovulate on day 14.

•Ovulation means that the egg is now released and available. Hence, any availability of sperm cell will result in fertilization which could lead to pregnancy.

• So from Day 1 to Day 10 of the menstrual cycle is considered safe. If you have intercourse on Day 11, the sperm cell can live long enough for 72 hours (3days) and may meet an ovulated egg.

•Day 1 of your cycle is the first day after the end of your menstruation. So if your menses ends today, Day 1 starts tomorrow.

•This method of avoiding pregnancy is not 100% perfect. For double assurance, use a condom or the pill.

Source: Years of Med School.

sorry boss, but you got itt all wrong @bolded....

menstrual cycle stats from the fist day YOU SEE YOUR PERIOD, NOT THE DAY IT ENDS!!!!! the beginning of your period s the beginning of your cycle....

browse and check if I'm wrong.....

Babalola1990: HAART - Highly Active Anti-Retroviral Therapy.. A Bi or Tri combination of Anti-Retroviral drug groups. (NNRTI, NRTI, PI ...).. CD4+ of 200 - crushing immune level..Need to slow down viral whacking of the CD4s

you again?

lomaxx: As a health professional, why would you insist on HAART for a patient diagnosed of HIV/AIDS with a CD4+ count of 200 cells per cubic millimeter of blood ?

What is HAART ?

HAART: highly active anti-retroviral therapy....

a combination of ARVs. in which an NRTI is constant.....

usually in combination of 2NRTI and 1PI or 2NRTI and 1NNRTI

some authorities say we start HAART when CD4 is below 300, some say 250... so stick with what your lecturer tells you!!!

STORM2: Yeah...thats usually what dudes say till the day comes (God forbid oh

you really don't know me, do you

charliejose: he can fight over me

wtf??

STORM2: What? U fight over dudes instead? **running away to avoid stoning**

nah, not like that....

I believe that if one lady goes, another will come knocking....

if my girlfriend breaks up, or my wife files for divorce, I let her go, it's a free world sis....

[quote author=m.esther96]lomaxx n lagusta,dnt tel me u both r faitin on me?? ermmm m nt interested,got dt?


[/quote]what Did you just say

me, fight over a lady??

Allah forbid!!!

lomaxx: And the year has just begun

This has to be the deepest curve of the year. I'm laughing tears

you'd better go and sleep before I inject you with dactinomycin, potassium chloride and flecainide by push....

[quote author=m.esther96]shd i cal dz joke of the year?[/quote]*yawns*

if Tyre burst, Na spare go replace am....

no worries....

edoyad: OK, let me settle this. If you think Schumacher(praying for his recovery), Hamilton, Vettel and Button are better drivers than Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and Miley Cyrus say "I". If you disagree say "nay".
Now I want us think which of the groups belong to Auto Tranny and which drive manual

or Who is better between Jason statham and uche jombo!!!

lomaxx: 1- Yellow fever.
2- She should have been vaccinated beforre travelling.

do you know that, in our final year class, we were served this question, only 8 of us (myself inclusive) got the diagnosis correctly... others were saying severe malaria, leptospirosis, etc.....

in fact, you are a genius!!!

only a genius will get this.....

a middle-aged white lady came into the country. two weeks later, She developed fever and malaise, later progressed to abdominal pains, headache, high fever and vomiting with 'coffee-grrounds' colour. on examination, She was pale, lethargic, pulse: 121 bpm, RR: 45 cpm.....

what is your diagnosis??

what should the patient have done before travelling

m.esther96 is okay for me......

dominique: do we classify them as homo or heterosexuals? mummy was born a man and daddy was born a woman. if this no be first degree madness, i no understand again.

it's third degree psychosis

if I'm at fault, I apologize.....


if what the driver Did was tolerable, I'll just ignore....


if he/She Did something bad, I'll just caution him/her....



but if he Did something really stup!d.......

I love manual tranny, but like someone rightly said, I believe driving auto or manual is a thing of choice.....














but I believe auto tranny is meant for ladies and sissies.... no pun intended!!

Did you say BBM downloadable from Nokia store

Babalola1990: A1: Acute Pancreatitis. A2 : Pleural effusion from exudate leakage of the excess amylase and lipase

you beat me to it....

Plss I need that download link....

Tecno Q1 is my hobby!!!

lomaxx: Right on target. Ziehl-Neelsen is the stain....but in climes where things are done efficiently - a rapid Auramin-Rhodamine stain is done first, then probably a Ziehl-Neelsen.

One drum shot of Goskolo for my oga at the top

And I can categorically tell you that this is the first time I'm hearing that method of staining!!!!

lomaxx: Why would a Gram stain procedure be deemed unnecessary in the sputum sample of a patient recently diagnosed of pulmonary tuberculosis ?

A gram stain will not only be unnecessary but useless!!!

Gram staining can't stain MTb Cos of the mycolic acid present on the cell wall of the tuberculosis bacterium.....

You can only stain it with a ziel-nelseen stain(hope I got the Correct spelling )

lomaxx: A 25-year old lady presents to you with milky discharge from her left breast of a 4-month duration. Her menstrual cycle has recently become irregular and she complains of an intermittently dull headache and double vision. What is your most likely diagnosis?

hyperprolactinemia, most likely from a pituitary tumour......

Usually, dopamine agonists e.g bromocriptine will resolve the galactorrhea, but surgery will remove the tumour

olatunji21: Thanks Sir..A test waz conducted & d result is still Pending..She's been admitted since Ystaday....

As 4 d Stomach pain i suspect dat PEPTIC ULCER u made mention of bcause dere is no time she ever had appetite..(She's Like i dnt feel lyk eating)..

Okay, which test was that??

And concerning peptic ulcer, is the pain general or located on one side, and if on one side, where exactly?? Upper or lower, right or left.....

[quote author=adeola_drg]That's true sir, but as a matter of urgency and discomfort, antispasmodic drugs or buscopan could be given to such patient on sight. Secnidazole is usually given too, tho I don't know the modus operandi yet.

Considering the availability of pharmacists and the otherwise for doctors( I dispensed for a woman last week at 6pm and she said she had been in the hospital since 9am). Now tell me how such patient would be able to cope when undergoing a traumatic and painful illness. The pharmacist is the only health professional u don't need an appointment to see, u don't pay to see him either. The most easily accessible healthcare professional they say, plus he's also trained and knows when to refer u to a physician. I've seen pharmacists do on-sight referral, its no biggie. There's enough space in the sky for us all to soar, God's blessings.[/quote]On point tho