₦airaland Forum

Keep the calls coming

Profcamsey:
Hello docs. Is it true that 2 sets of students can take a particular mb exam within a year? For example, when a skul has 300 A and B, A should write in march and B should write six months after. Is that possible? Cc: lagusta , lomaxx , dr.Gboy , alutacontinua , ebsu guy , saxophemsy

It has happened in unilorin before, depends on the rate of admission, delays in lectures... A lot of factors shaa

ritababe:
Pls guys help me differentiate these test according to their groups (tell me which is serology, haematology and microbiology test).
Malaria test
widal test
PCV test
RVS test
haemoglobin test
pregnancy test
blood sugar

thanks.

Malaria: microbiology
Widal: serology
PCV: hematology
RVS: serology
Hemoglobin: hematology
Pregnancy: serology
Blood sugar: not really serology, since we dont deal with serum, but you can put it there

Hope it helps!!!!

teemanbastos:
if Heaven sure 4 you...y u dy afraid of death?

My brother, neither heaven nor hell is sure for anybody.....

Let's all just do the good deeds we can and live a good life....

RIP to the dead once again!!!

RIP to the dead......

I am terribly scared of air travel, I have never entered a plane before, and I don't think I would ever do that

Terribly scared of air travel nowadays....

I have never entered plane before, and I don't think I would in the nearest future....

Even if I spend two years on the Atlantic ocean, e pay me!!!

RIP to the dead, quick recovery for the injured...

Hold on till father leaves HOTFL

I get am!!!

Oya where is my money?

Good morning!!!

HNosegbe:
I'm not sure what ethnic group you belong to, but I'm not sure you'd appreciate someone hating on all of you because of the m isdeeds of some.

Keep calm and direct your anger at the herdsmen themselves, not the Fulani as a whole.

Fulanis are always known to be aggressive, violent, they always carry dangerous weapons without permit, and won't hesitate to use it without thinking twice....

Their ladies too are very saucey, and if you make the mistake of even talking back to her, she would report you to their gang, which would finally track you down and kill/maim you....

Fulanis are the worst tribes to have ever migrated into Nigeria.....

PS: I am not talking about HAUSA ooo, they are totally different...

I hate Fulanis.....

I hate them all.....

Hurry, grab it while it lasts....

Okay oooo

anigold:
so why cant we just copy the positives from the white man, which one be bikini.
walking with pants n bra is cool right...

What of the olden days African tribes, where their women were bare-chested and even the butts were showing, with just a flap to cover the punanna.....

That's was also cool then right

Don't miss this golden opportunity!!!!!

Hope your day was sweet....

This is nice...

Nice day to buy a car!!!!!

Amy11:
Why will a lady wear pant and bra outside her house all in the glorified name of bikini. SMH!

You saw the husband there, are you the husband?

Or don't you k ow of some African civilizations where the ladies bare out their standing bweasts, while using a flap to cover the pucci area......

In fact a lot of African civilizations

mencade4:
whats the difference? Does it not cover her nyash and pussie?

Hahaha hahaha, e be like say na deeper life u dey go!!!!

mencade4:
stop showing me your pant and bra.....am not interested.

That is not a pant and bra, that is a bikini....

Babaneh:
how come people no dey the beach? abi na ghost beach them go?

No holiday to celebrate nah, you no know say Nigerians dey go beach only during holidays....

After three kids

WoodenGate:
;DMake I call

Please do.....

lanxebony:
The ego of drs are much in our hospitals and most of them going for housejobs are empty skulls
Imaginig a dr begging a nurse to set line which is not nurses duty just because she(dr)cant do it
Imaging a dr begging a nurse 2 show him how 2 check bp claimming he has 4gotten hw. Wat a student nurse will do even closing her eyes.
Our hospitals see dis pple as who knws all in all
Imaging a dr giving ceftraxone and agumentine prescriptn 2geda tell me if nurses dnt have d knwoledge of pharmacology hw will dey knw both are antibiotics
Pple claim nurses are too hostile...
Imagine a nurse,nursing 2 or 3 wards with full patients in all. Many dnt belive 4rm there tym in sch of nursing dey are faced with stress
The stress of waking up 2 read every night and end up failing ur 1st 6mnts weeding exam or reading both day n night n was asked 2 repeat a semester.
Who owns d patient care award? Drs or nurses?

I have also seen nurses that cannot plot a good TPR chart...

I have seen a nurse give 50IU of insulin instead of tetanus toxoid, just because the two solutions look colloid.....

I have seen a nurse telling a poor lady to push, she thought the dilatation was full, when I checked, it was just 5cm, she abused me and said I don't know anything, but when the consultant came in, he asked if she was fully dilated, I said no, she said yes, that his house officer knows nothing, but the consultant checked and found out that I was right!!!! She even had a poor progress of labour and had to be sectioned..... God knows what would have happened if that woman pushed through an undulated cervix.....

I personally know some doctors, including house officers, cannot perform some basic procedures, but its not their fault, tell the consultants you are fighting with to review the medical curriculum...

lanxebony:
For many years,the masses have always seen Drs as superior over nurses. Come to think of it nurses take almost the same courses as doctors will in school.
In the hospital envrons, your dr only prescribe bt i discover that the nurse do the most work. From given of injection, staying with patients, recording and taking vital signs,first contact with patients and even the most at risk of hazard in the hospital.
The masses never see this nurses as great care giver bt they depend on their drs. Who are these nurses? Care giver or assistants.

What did you just say??

Doctors take the same curriculum in school?

What insolence!!!

Let's start from the basics, compare the anatomy textbook of medical students to that of nursing students....

Not to even talk of the Kumar and Clark's, the bailey and love's, the Robbin's, the Nelson's.....

Are you trying to tell me a doctor cannot give injections

The surgeon in the theatre, that blood and body parts splash into his eyes (it has happened to me before) are not exposed to hazards abi?? The radiologists that are exposed to ionizing to ionizing radiation, radioactive materials are enjoying themselves abi

In fact eeeehhhnnnn

PAGAN9JA:
Never insult my faith again. I wont say more an that.

Nottin do u

PAGAN9JA:
How dare you belittle IFA?
Is IFA from satan abeg?

Wats your point jorr?!
Plz nxt time dont just yab to spread your political agenda. I dont care for politics. Just dont toe your line on my religion.

whether buhari wins or Gej wins it doesnt matter to me. It doesnt change the fate of ATR.

i have very little time first of all and i must utilize it well to abuse these ppl who work against my faith. So dont blame me if u get caught up in this for irresponsible comments.

Isnt IFA from GOD Almighty?

I also do not have time to argue, with the kind of work I do....

Never call me a bastard again, I won't say more than that....

linuxuser:
Rubbish true. But which GOD ALMIGHTY are you inferring. Is it the one that its followers have to kill and main to defend or another one. Just asking.

No sir, the GOD I am referring to is the ONE that created you and me, that commanded us to worship him with all our heart, and the one we would answer to on the day of ressurection!!!

That's the GOD I worship, what of you??

PAGAN9JA:
Ill show you wats IFA you bastart from hell!

Sir, I respect you a lot, and I read all your comments and topics, and I enjoy them a lot....

Never in your life call me a bastard again!!!

You don't know how my parents got married, in fact YOU DONT KNOW MY PARENTS!!!!!

So sir, respect yourself....

Frenzydili:
hmmmmm,never knew u could b dis subtle to reply.i tot u would bash mi ur usual way.aniways am sorry for misunderstanding u ok.Daluuu!

I get irritated by silly comments, that's why...