₦airaland Forum

Ambo all the way baby....

ebamma:
And there is one other friend of yours you are not telling us about who dropped out and started following this Senator around, now he is the chairman of your local government

What of your own friend who dropped out of school, became a hooker, a junkie and a street urchin, and finally employed you to be his shoe polisher?

RIP to the dead....

I had a friend that dropped out of school, thinking he would make it like Ben Carson or Steve Jobs.....

That guy is now a messenger in one firm like that

@ajimobi2015 you'd better tell you governor to pay doctors at lautech teaching hospital ogbomoso their salaries since november......

I am not impressed with the way he is governing Oyo state, amosun performed better than him

Kachisbarbie:
lols.
Are you an "Eleja" ?
How come you know so much about fishes? Hahahaha
I think it's a croacker....na think o

Hahahaha, no mind me jare

Herring: shawa

Tuna: kote

Mackerel: Titus

Well, could be croaker tho

Kachisbarbie:
ehnehn
No be only tilapia, na prawn

Okay what do you think it is, it has scales....

It can't be herring, tuna, mackerel nor salmon

And croaker is more silvery

Kachisbarbie:
This is that woman that poured acid on her rival's face , then jumped into River Niger.

She af turn to Eja-Nla (Big Fish)

Delicacy? Na to just fry am chop...with origin

Chooooi, nairaland!!

Looks like a giant tilapia fish....

Yummy!!!!!

Bossforeva:
why is the president not driving Innoson, yet be increasing Import Duty .

Inno-WHAAATTT!!!!!

Ordinary knockout would tear that motor car to shreds, not to talk of a boko haram bazooka....

time to book space as usual

RIP MUNA....

what of herbert macaulay

The future is NOW!!!!

UjSizzle:
Are you one of those who consider 'odour' to represent anything foul smelling?

There's no point calling spades shovels here. Stop looking for qualifying terms all over the place when we both know smell can either be good or bad

Look babe, i'm a doctor, and we must use those qualifying terms to separate a healthy vaj from an infected one.....

If a lady comes to me complaining her vaj smells, but with my years of training and experience, I find out that its just a normal whiff, I reassure her and tell her it doesn't smell...

And if it does, I treat it asap.....

If you know how smelly an infected vaj really is, you won't be trying to prove a point that isn't really there.....

I'm out!!!!

UjSizzle:
And a 'slight whiff' doesn't qualify as 'smell'?

Babe, let's call a spade what it is.....

The "whiff" of fresh fish can never be compared to the "smell" of rotten fish....

Do you get it now (in my oga's voice)

UjSizzle:
I am convinced there are so many people in Nigeria who lack simple comprehension skills

The vagina is SUPPOSED to smell for god sake. Don't you people read?
Do you ever wonder, when you watch movies with weird men handling used female undies, why they sniff it?

Smelly vaginas does not equal yeast infection or Chlamydia or whatever for that matter.
Healthy Vjays smell. Unhealthy Vjays smell too. One is just less offensive than the other.

If you disagree then I'm sorry but you should never have sex again with a human female

Please go educate yourselves.

A healthy vaj may have a slight whiff, but it must never have a foul smelling odour....

cytochromeC:
..haba bro, easy on the ladies! May I never cross path with a lady who wears her pants for 6months without washing! Ever come across them?

Some patients have confessed to that.....

Iamfrank:
Chai!!!!!!!!!! I wil neva hv sex again

But if you see that your pastor's daughter today, would you still type this??

Nneka123:
But plain water doesn't do all the job na , what about when one is one her period, will i be using only water

Use a soft toilet soap, wash lightly and rinse, don't douche...

This can be applied in the white man's land....

But in Nigeria, ladies should stop sharing pants, stop wearing pants for 6months without washing, always wash pants everyday, keep that corner healthy, use a condom or tell that he-diot to use one, and treat any sign of infection like severe itching, crazy odour, discharge, etc....

Ogbeche77:
You are damn right... Had a nasty experience sometimes back with a chic.. I nearly choked in the room.. On a hot afternoon... Chai
The whole room was smelling like rotten dried fish... And this wasn't the first time I was with this chic, but my first experience...
I was already in the mood to visit Jerusalem, but the stinking smell.. My JT won't obey the clarion call...
I asked her what's up with her, who straffed you of late? You have yeast infection? But she was on the defensive,and even claimed she can't smell anything..
o'boy.. I had to choice than to cut off contact with her.. The fear of STD infection

She didn't have yeast infection....

That fishy smell is a pathognomonic tell tale sign of bacterial vaginosis....

She needs treatment asap!!!

This isn't basket mouth nah, but who is the other crazy chic¿

I'm also an MBBS aspirant....

Na wa ooo.....

I never really liked this WhatsApp+ of a thing gaan sef.....

And those bbm users that are now using GBBM.. By the time them ban you for life!!!!

GMB till GEJ produces his own certificates!!!!

julioralph:
Abegi face the facts! Have you ever heard about those poets? And their life history? Yes or no. Don't tell me you didn't come across any of them within your holy books.
Tell me that, before you claim that the source is baseless.

There is only one holy book in Islam, and that is the Quran!!!

There are different stories about the prophet, some are true, some are blatant lies!!!

Those that write the stories try to expunge falsehood from truth....

Its better to stick to the truth than being fed with devilish schemes....

No time to argue bro....

julioralph:
I guess tolerance is hard to come by in Islam.

Your source is based on fabricated evidence...

So it is BASELESS!!!

Potential for front page....

GMB till Jonathan stops drinking...

GMB till Jonathan stops stealing....

GMB till Jonathan repents!!!!

Linda says one, a nl nurse says hers, now a twitter handle says otherwise...

Nigeria is a big fvcked up country...

GEJ is to
blame


Said buhari till thy kingdom come!!!!!!!