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They have being lovers for so many years and the lady has demonstrated during sweet and sour that she is worthy of an house wife apron.

This doesn't go unknown to the guy who decided to know his wife to be people.

All went well at the attachment program. And the guy was told to make up his mind so as 4 them to set up the date the nikkai(marriage nuptial knot).

The guy's best friend who grew up and went to the same sch from primary to secondary surfaced and it was discovered that he has dated the wife-to-be some years back with enough sex among the friend and the lady in the issue.

The guy happens to be at a cross road. Not knowing whether to go ahead with the nikkai with a lady he loves or to call it quits because it is not ideal to marry your best friends ex.

Pls guys. What would u advise?

4rm Lovers to enemies.

Girl : Luv. Guess what?

Boy : Wetin?

Girl : I want to tell u what u have never heard b4.

Boy : Hen-en. Oya talk am.

Girl : I am pregnant!

Boy : Haba! Na dat one u say u want tel me wey i never hear b4. I don hear am plenty times.

Girl : Whaaat!!!!

Boy : Yes nah! I go tell d answer wey u neva hear b4 but wey other girls don sabi overtime.
WHO IS THE LUCKY FATHER TO BE?
Lol!

Vikin: I feel sorry for the lady. She doesnt know she is older and you knew this all along. Played the game with her for two years and called it a quit.

Clap for your self.

Just like she said, she might be the only responsible fish in your river. Your lost!

OP, Before we call it a quit, we must have drifted apart(Knowing well that is gonna happen), so never felt guilt by both parties.

What u think is the case actually isn't! I knew that she was a year older than me 1 yr and sum months into the relationship. U don't expect me 2 end d relationship abruptly. I had to take my time. I lov her but i can't date a lady older than me. And once i knw i won't eat something, i don't smell it. If u are lady, cam u marry a guy younger than u?

Fell in love with a lady unknowingly a year older than me.
After a year or two, i decided to call it quits with her. She doesn't knw she is even older than me!
Yet she has being showing that she is the only responsible fish in my ladies river.
What do u think of that?
Is there any such thing as age barrier in a relationship?

Expected u to talk abt urself!

Mogul with fowlyansh.
Realsammie with pig nose.

Dog and Bone...

Girls and money...

Guys and sex...

Police and bribe...

Pastors and seed...

Native doctors and fowls...

Monkey and banana...

Terry and Weed...

Jim Iyke and fight...

Jonathan and Confusion...

Boko haram and bomb...

You and wetin Oya tell...

Ajibel: IT'S LIKE WHAT YOU ARE INTERESTED IN IS FOLLOWING MY POSTS INSTEAD OF FOLLOWING ALL JOKES THAT ARE POSTED HERE THEN YOU'D KNOW THAT THERE ARE ONLY FEW ELEMENTS OF CREATIVITY IN HERE IF AT ALL THERE IS. JOKES HERE ARE RECYCLED AND CANNOT BE APPRECIATED AFTER READING THEM A MILLION TIMES.
BTW, MAYBE YOU JUST RECENTLY ARRIVED INTO THIS SECTION OR ELSE, YOU'D HAVE KNOWN THERE ARE THOSE BEFORE ME WHO NEVER FOR ONCE PRAISED A JOKE... SO BACK OFF, GUINEA FOWL



I HAVE THE RIGHT TO POST AT WILL, I CANNOT SEE ANY REASON WHY I SHOULD BE SCARED OF POSTING IN ANYONE'S THREAD EXCEPT IF I DONT WANT TO... GUINEA FOWL NUMBER 2

Your faaather!!!

onyejiokem: I just don't knw wat kind of a person u're. Are u always like dis? don't see anytin gud in other pple's creativity. Nt even a ''well done'' I hav bin observin u closely, u don't hav gud manners at all, u're 2 critical. Pls ma dear no hard feelings, bt pls learn 2 make constructive criticisms or u save urself some troble by avoiding dis section since notin interests u. Ewu!

No mind the yeye guy. Na so im do 4 my thread too. Maybe he is a sadist. Anyway thumbs up with d way u dress am down. He go begin fear ya thread nah.

That wud b wonderful! I wud like to be called MII YAA SOOO.

Ajibel: was i reading a joke?

no. U are reading an obituary!! Mtcheeeew!
I guess calling u a simpleton will actually make u happy cuz i knw u wud think i was calling u a simple thing!

NB: The Axx i used here is the other name 4 a donkey. Was coded 4 admin nt 2 change it to bottom or behind!

A preacher wanted 2 raise money 4 his church and he was told that there was a fortune in horse racing. He decided 2 purchase a horse and 2 enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, d going prices 4 horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well enter it into the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in 3rd! The next day, the newspaper carried d headline "PREACHER'S AXX SHOWS!".
The preacher was so happy that he entered it in d race again and this time it won. The papers read "PREACHER'S AXX OUT IN FRONT!".
The bishop however was upset about this kind of publicity headlines and he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headlines read "BISHOP SCRATHES PREACHER'S AXX!".
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided 2 give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper read "NUN HAS BEST AXX IN TOWN!". The bishop fainted. He ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next day, the headline reads "NUN ANNOUNCES HER AXX IS WILD AND FREE!". The bishop was buried the next day, The headline read "BISHOP DIES BECAUSE OF AXX!".

Na wa o! Who we wan blame nah?
Hope everybody knw d Axx wey i dey talk about?

A preacher wanted 2 raise money 4 his church and he was told that there was a fortune in horse racing. He decided 2 purchase a horse and 2 enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, d going prices 4 horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well enter it into the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in 3rd! The next day, the newspaper carried d headline "PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS!".
The preacher was so happy that he entered it in d race again and this time it won. The papers read "PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT!".
The bishop however was upset about this kind of publicity headlines and he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headlines read "BISHOP SCRATHES PREACHER'S ASS!".
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided 2 give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper read "NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN!". The bishop fainted. He ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next day, the headline reads "NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE!". The bishop was buried the next day, The headline read "BISHOP DIES BECAUSE OF ASS!".

Na wa o! Who we wan blame nah?

mikuz: So madness could be this severe?

Our president own na grade one. Only God knw wetin he go do 4 june 12 and october 1st.

On Jan 1st, a new day. He introduced new subsidy.

On the 29th of may, democrazy. He demo crazed.

On the 1st of October, independence day. Let's hope he doesn't free all prisoners and psychiatric patient...

Lol.

The boy dey vex o!

At the end of the day, them go talk say LOVE DON'T COST A THING. Na sand them dey use buy recharge card, buy blackberry porsche and at the same time pay 4 brazillian hair? Even sand sef na something.

What a man can do, a woman can do better. If the above is actually, then i wud be the happiest person on earth cuz right now i knw i wud see so many ladies at once who are willing to...

1. Take me on an all expense paid date without complaining about it.

2. Take me shopping the next day without buying me undersize or oversize wears.

3. Pay the newest hairstyle in town which i happen to be interested in.

4. Buy me the latest blackberry device in town to celebrate my birthday.

5. Call me 24 times a day with a minimum of 5mins for each of the calls.

6. Visit me every 9t without complain.

7. Pay me brothers and sisters school fees consecutively for three years.

8. Buy so many presents for people at home whenever she comes visiting.

9. Beg me everytime we have a misunderstanding even if i am the one at fault.

And finally...
10. Hence, i am expecting a lady to come and ask 4 my hand in marriage and pay my brideprice.

Please, how many ladies do we have on the queue already? Am waiting o!

Guyz, is there any other things that we guyz do that i forgot to add? Pls add it. The ladies can do it better...

UNILAG SAGA

U have to be baptised before marriage, hence 4rm UNILAG to MAULAG... Guess our President Boda Jona have suddenly become JOHNathan the baptist...
Happy married life as...
MAULAG
WEDS
MAPOLY...
All na moshood abiola pickins.
What a wondaful thing to happen on a democrazy day!
Our President dey demo dey craze!

UNILAG SAGA

U have to be baptised before marriage, hence 4rm UNILAG to MAULAG... Guess our President Boda Jona have suddenly become JOHNathan the baptist...
Happy married life as...
MAULAG
WEDS
MAPOLY...
All na moshood abiola pickins.
What a wondaful thing to happen on a democrazy day!
Our President dey demo dey craze!

crackhouse: Very dry

why won't it be dry? Where is yours? Everything about you sounds dry. CRACKHOUSE. U no go repair ur brain wey don crack and dry.

Is this the much talked about Osama bin gbagbo? Chai. U fall my hand.

Driver - Ogbeni, call passengers 4 me nw. Abi u dey mad?

Conductor - Wetin sef. I never try since morning. Man never chop anything. I no fit kill my sef.

Driver - See this foolish boy wey d tell me say im don try. U dis illiterate.

Conductor - Oga, which one nw? Haba, wetin concern illiterate 4 dis matter? Why u go dey call me illiterate? If u no knw, i go school pass you o!

Driver - Hen-en! Oya spell school make we see!

Conductor - S K U !

Driver - God save you. I 4 kill you today! I think say u no go get am!

Lol!

Your poverty don actually change point...

When you start charging a blackberry battery with a desktop charger... LOL!

When you start wearing one singlet or boxers 4 ten days... Eeyaah!!!

When you are happy to manage 10mb data plan 4 2 weeks... Hmm! Managing director!

When you soak N20 garri 4 30 minutes so that he go plenty well well... HABA!!

When you start packing the battery of ur blackberry porsche with paper and binding the bb with rubber bind... SMH!

When you derive pleasure in wearing underlyings 4 five days... OMG!!

When you use just two eggs in a family of five to chop N200 bread on a sunday... CHAI!

Wanna add yours
Feel Free!

Your poverty don actually change point...

When you start charging a blackberry battery with a desktop charger... LOL!

When you start wearing one singlet or boxers 4 ten days... Eeyaah!!!

When you are happy to manage 10mb data plan 4 2 weeks... Hmm! Managing director!

When you soak N20 garri 4 30 minutes so that he go plenty well well... HABA!!

When you start packing the battery of ur blackberry porsche with paper and binding the bb with rubber bind... SMH!

When you derive pleasure in wearing underlyings 4 five days... OMG!!

When you use just two eggs in a family of five to chop N200 bread on a sunday... CHAI!

Wanna add yours
Feel Free!