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Wetin concern u?

It is only in our country 9ja u fit take question answer question and he go stil make sense. Imagine :
Q : You dey mad?
A : Se no b me u dey ask that one sha? Lol

Oya. Make we start... Make u answer the poster b4 u question with ur own question.

Make me start...

Q : Where u dey chop cockroach?

External invigilator... Whatz happening here? You, sit down!!!
You, face ur book!!! Ajibel... What z that with u? When wil start reading? If ur brain can fathom it, go and learn an occupation. Precisely vulcanizer.

What video is that?
#Collects video recorder# who is this lady? Does ur recorder hav bluetooth? Send it !
#student giggles#
Order now! B4 i involve u all in an unceremonial convocation.
Meanwhile ladies, write ur phone numbers on ur questn papers

But_one_day: @Laitesmart pls do you have a younger sister. Am looking for a girl to marry, don't be offended?

Of course i do. I dot on her a lot. But i am doubting ur eligibity! I dnt even knw u.

With Age comes maturity.
What was your reaction when you first saw your younger sister with a guy?
Did u feel like strangling the guy? Or u felt it was part of life?

I tire o.

Wey dis pickin mama?

On field yesterdayVan persie looked to the right... No Walcott...
To the left... No Gervinho...
To the middle... No Alex Song...
Then the little boy in him said silently... YOU ARE FOOLISH...

Van persie looked to the right... No Walcott...
To the left... No Gervinho...
To the middle... No Alex Song...
Then the little in him said silently... "YOU ARE FOOLISH"...

I saw this cuming. Ferguson fail my hand 4 dis one. Buyin van persie with no creative midfielder is like buying a symbian phone with no charger. Well sha. Wetin that little boy inside im stomach talk?

Indescribeable. Unexchangeable. My pride.

What are your predictions 4 all the set of EPL actions coming up this weekend?

WIGAN VS CHELSEA

ARSENAL VS SUNDERLAND

EVERTON VS MAN U

READING VS STOKE CITY

FULHAM VS NORWICH

QPR VS SWANSEA

WESTBROM VS LIVERPOOL

MAN CITY VS SOUTHAMPTON

WESTHAM VS ASTON VILLA

NEWSCASTLE VS TOTTENHAM

Q : Why is it called unwanted pregnancy?

A : Becuz it was derived 4rm having unwanted s3x with an unwanted girl in an unwanted or uncompleted building and c.o.n.d.o.m was unwanted.

Teacher : Who can give me examples of rays?

Kola : X ray.

Teacher : Good of you.

Felix : Cosmic ray.

Teacher : Thatz fyn.

Akpos : I knw the types of ray very well. I will even giv u three types.

Teacher : That wud be Gud of u. Letz hear u.

Akpos : Hmmmm! Murphy Ray, Muka Ray, Lasun Ray....

If u are to give the Jovial nairalanders one nollywood name and one hollywood name.... What names will u gv the 4llwing...
BIN GBAGBO
BOOQEE
MIKUZ
BUSHY ANUZ
DANY1LUV
VICKY
SWITCHICGIRL
REALSAMMIE
BUNMIOGUNS... And others.

Given me... I would lyk to cal BIN GBAGBO.....
Segun Arinze and Lincoln Burrows of prison break.

BOOQEE...
Opeyemi Ayeola and Angelina Jolie...

All of una no knw wetin una dey talk. If u go all dis pple show. U go pay to laugh. But 4 my mummy grammar show. U dont need to pay. Have u seen Dame Patience Gudluck Ebele Jonathan in grammatical joke action? She is d 1 one bomb

doublecross: lol. Mind you, usain bolt sabi straight race. you no know say some people sabi corner corner race well well. I bet you the guy no sabi that one. shey you never even here the saying LIKE FATHER LIKE SON?

So, as im papa sabi run. Im sef go sabi run. Lol

Q3. If Usain Bolt happens to be ur father and u offend him to the extent that he wants to beat you... Hmmm! Where you wan run go?

Which is faster?

A. Airtel

B. Glo

C. Etisalat

D. Mtn

E. Usain Bolt



Which is more Unrealiable?

A. PHCN

B. BLESSING OKAGBARE

C. MILO D FOOD DRINK OF FUTURE CHAMPIONS wey all our olympic athletes drink and...

D. 9ja Police

E. JONATHAN GOODLUCK.

All questions carries equal marks.

Wishing u GOODLUCK!!

Haaa, sorry!

Wishing u SUCCESS!!!

No chop apple, tomato, suya, orange. Nw... Dnt wear red.
I guess them go soon tel us nt to chop and nt to wear anytin 4 a whole day.

After what happened at the olympics, this is my verdict about milo. The undisputed drink of champions.

Imagine. On their wedding day. Wife dey ping. Husband dey 2go. Wetin una think say them go born?

Why is there no chatting facility on Nairaland like the likes of facebook, 2go and other social networks?

Don't u think chatting opportunity on nairaland would have made it a force to reckon with in comparison to other social websites in terms of nairaland environment?

Is there any reason behind this pls?

DRUNKARD... Hello! Pls is that the police station?

POLICE... Yes. What can we do 4 u.

DRUNKARD... Two ladies are fighting because of me.

POLICE... Hen. Hen. Leave them to fight. Go home with the winner at the end of the day.

DRUNKARD... That one go difficult o.

POLICE... Why?

DRUNKARD... The ugly one is winning.

Congratulations!!! Here is your prize, a ticket to the all expense paid trip to BAUCHI... Enjoy ur flight and journey and eat as many oranges as possible. Lol.

Why are you in a relationship? And what do u think of secondary students engaging themselves in love affair? Do u think they are matured enough to handles relationships?

Breaking News: John Terry signs 4 years deal with Manchester United after agreeing personal terms with Rooney's wife.

At a point in time when a certain tottenham was leading the london el clasico with a 2 0 scoreline, all hopes seems lost. But through the bravery of a reorganised and invigorated reds side led by the capo himself RVP... It ended in a 5 2 scoreline in favour of the once shocked reds.

Afterwards, every arsenal fans felt it was a new atmosphere at the emirates, and were certain that a certain Robin Van Persie would surely sign a new contract... Without hitch.

But come season end, the spirit of all gunners faithful, who had just recruited the services of Olivier Giroud and Lukas Podolski, was dampened when RVP stated openly that he won't be signing a new contract, stating the fact that the club lacks ambition as the reason behind the outburst.

Fans found it difficult to stomach the insult from sum1, who spent the greater part of his arsenal career on the treatment table, and resigned themselves to his leaving the club.

But, after almost recruiting Santi cazorla and Nuri Sahin also on the horizon, it seems the captain (RVP) is having a rethink...

Do u think it was done on purpose? Can he stil earn the same level of respect he once commanded? Do u really want him to stay at such a club? Is it right 4 arsenal to forgive someone like him and let him continue adorning the red and white jersey?
Thoughts.....

dplordx: Whats with Barca and Arsenal player
Wenger should sue this annoying club! They always rob Arsenal whenever we meet, and they even go as far luring our young talents away and end up messing them up!
What has become of Cesc since he left. Ofcourse hes lifting trophies, but is his football style any better?

Don't make a mistake that ain't there. The önly major trophy he won is the spanish cup. No champe, no liga.

A mad man once entered a church in progress with a double barrel gun and shouted "where is the son of God? Show me the son of God and let me send him to heaven".
The church members kept quiet in the face of a doomy panic.
To further signify his intent. The mad man shot at the roof 'gbuaa!!!' and repeated his request which further sent tremble into the heart of the strongest worshipper. After some dreadfully year-like minutes, a chorister summoned courage and said... "P..l..s.s s.i.r. Our choirmaster use to sing that he is the son of God". Choirmaster immediately answered... "Haaaa!! Sis Ibukun. Is it because i refuse to look at ur love side? P.l.s sir, it is our pastor that use to say he is a bonafide child of God". At this, all the congregation echoed "Yes! That is true.
The pastor immediately answered! Haba!!! My people, this is conspiracy ke. When did i tell u that i was the son of God? Me that i am d son of Jegede, the palm wine tapper. The last born of baba orimogunje who married the last daughter of iya adigun alakara. Hw did i nw bcum son of God overnight?

Ajibel: Oya mukina2, move am to Romance section

Ajibel. What are u insinuating?

With Arsene wenger coming out to state that the english youngster is set for yet another surgery which will keep him sidelined till probably october, Arsenal FC is set for yet another unpleasant injury circumstance.

Where did it all go wrong? From recent experience and happenings to players who have found themselves in the same situation, it can be said to have bothered on how it all started within the season before the long term injury.

Stating case studies, the likes of Micheal Essien, Thomas Vermaelen and others have passed through a phase of such. With Micheal Essien losing the tenacity and vigour he is known to possess after the injury spell.

I would love to say that this is caused by the fact that these players played a complete season without visiting the treatment table once in the course of the season...

Essien, Vermaelen and now Wilshere played full season with there respective clubs without injuries, which i believe can be disastrous. From what happened to them. I am sure i am right with Wilshere the latest on the ever busy treatment table.

Do u share these views? Your thoughts!