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No mind all of them. Make them dey form yeye innocenty! All of una wan tel me say una no knw 69, u lick i lick style abi... Mtcheeeew!

obowunmi: Abi shey the fun na chinco?

chinco as in?

obowunmi: The fun wey u kill, where him dey? He follow you enter? I no see fun for hia oo

Tooto?

slightlyMad: i like to always kill the fun.

little wonder ur name. But wait. Are u truly slightly mad?? As in real psycko?

obowunmi: Na ur sweetim you take follow enter - shey make I toast you small?

b4 u begin toast am. U don declare ur assets? Casket dey among?

beauz: Yea!laitesmart is holding me!abi na lie smart?

why u go say i dey hold u? U b liar? Wetin i use hold u? Where i hold 4 ur body?

B4 u begin dey scatter, u don ready 4 prison?

larride: I'm very sure I passed..... **remember d video tape** [i][/i]singing gongo aso

in fact with dis tape evidence, prof crazy man must pass everybody or else....
Who wan paste who?

Obowunmi na sensible name b4?

[quote author=~vicky~]go ask Mukina [/quote]Na mukina write am?

Really?

[quote author=~vicky~]
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[quote author=~vicky~]
https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-cool20.gif[/quote]wetin dis 1 dey indicate?

Why u wan knw?

Nawao@lwkmd.com

U no knw say i b my brodas keeper?

larride: Sweetie, don't let him scam you, he's not an invigilator oooo. Missed you boo



Hey mr man, she's mine so now BACK-OFF











BUSH PIG

Na me b that o? Abi?
Offence 1... 4 insulting an examination officer
Offence 2... Contending 4 a lady with d exam officer
Offence 3... Gross misconduct
Penalty... Expulsion and free ticket to bauchi so as to join boko haram without any interview.
*gbam*

U sure say d guy get sense?

Mouthwash sounds like 70. Lmao.

booqee: ^wetin you dey find for jokes section??

who?

PretiEbony: see this man o, what do u wanna do with ma phone number eh!...i tink i have to report you to the school authority.

Report me? Hahahahaha. Where is ur evidence? That is libel or slander...

U nko?

PretiEbony: excuse me sire, erm...plz always try to close ur mouth wen sliping. By d way, i'm done with d questns, can i summit ma script now?

Ehm... Ehm... Ehm.. Ur presence is making my brain absent... Hav u gone thru ur work? What is ur name and hav u written ur phone number on ur answer booklet?

Wetin u mean by that question? U no see wetin dey happen?

Women get liver?

U go wait make i show u wetin i fit do?

Pls. Answer dis riddle... I am an eight lettered word... I am kept secret by every 1... My 2, 3, 4 letters spell an animal. My 4, 5, 6, 8 is a weapon... My 1, 2, 8 is used 4 writing... Letter 3, 4 are d same letter...
What am i?

You no dey fear?

Do u knw who u dey 4lw talk?

bunmioguns: When u hear Larride, u beta run for your dear life cos d guy fit bleep die

Haaaaaa! Thank God i woke up at the right time. I discovered that my belt don loose. So larride wan...

Dat question na rubbish 4 ur eye? Wetin dey do u sef?

larride: *slaps him hard*** wake up, exam starts by 3pm you are already benchwetting

Eh yah. Thanks. Guess i overslept. Who are u and what are u doing in my room? I ain't gay.