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I beg make una help Idera Johnson tie her dross the thing fit fall down o.

gboss4sure: Emm, Oga GEJ i need one oil well for bayelsa

Barawo

They say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. She is not my idea of beauty too muscular.

This is what we call mechanic workshop clean wow not the normal papa mufu black engine oil stains everywhere. We are getting somewhere in 9ja.

ebamma: I have personally
experienced from my
former boss' daughter
whose school fees
amounted to millions of
naira and yet she couldn't
even wrote final exam by
herself

I am sure you are happy now attention seeker. I know that "wrote" was deliberate.

aliumik: Naija be know book shaaaaa.But some guys can crime a whole textbook

Hope you did not include yourself as part of the intelligent Nigerians. We don't want anyone that will crime a whole textbook.

He who has ears let him hear a word is enough even for addicts.

oneangle: when we go experience heavy flood for lagos? make he scatter island... especially all that rich people's zone.. banana island, ikoyi, vgc... make e flush their loots , dollars come mainland...

The rich can always take care of themselves but you poverty stricken maggot would be flushed to hell.

festwiz: Everything enjoyable in this life is a crime
anything fun is a sin,
anything sweet con be death,na wetin remain,make we starve ourself?

beware of beauty in whatsoever form cars, women clothes houses and flowers the more the beauty the more the danger that is why narrow is the way to heaven.

They make sure the Nigerians are kept until the very last day of the show for we are the giant of Africa if take us out at the middle of the show everything would crumble on them it has happened before. Do you think they loved Beverly's face for where?

tpia@:
are cars still a luxury in nigeria?

i noticed its considered newsworthy whenever someone buys a car, is given a car, or wins a car.

just asking.

When did you leave 9ja because we still celebrate motorcycles.

IK please pass the barton on to the next man/woman enough of your face.

We sure have some clowns in Nigeria land. I have laughed though. God bless the couple.

As a couple they look so good together. I used to wonder why people are always beefing the man now I know it's because in their wildest imagination they can never have what he has. Beautiful family may God continue to uplift you, had I known will never be part of your vocabulary.

Why are the hands thinner than the rest of the body. They look like chewing stick.

No dandoko to carry her load? If she 9ja she no go carry that load by herself. The people wen invite her sef no fit organize boys to help her but
Wen them come we go even help them remove she**t from their yansh.

babakb: pardon me guys for derailing this thread, i grew up with hunger, anger, disappointment, embarrassment, rags,harassment, bad friends and prostitutes, very bad public primary and secondary schools, trekking, broken home but naturally i have a very sharp brain though because of the factors above i didn't realize it until i got to Tertiary institution.
and now my story is turning around, i am going from rags to riches, the people who despised me before now use me as a role model for their kids, i am becoming one of the blazing stars of my generation, i am intelligent, physically strong, brave, outspoken, tolerant, compassionate, entrepreneurial, men i am too sure of myself, i rest my case until you read about me in the media.

NUT CASE. To the psychiatric ward oya move.

God bless Jonathan and his wife. But the designer of madam's attire is wicked and was paid to do so by her enemies.

My dad used to tell us that God has only one eye and it's bigger than the whole world. And that eye sees everyone no matter where you hide to do evil for sure hell fire awaits you. I was not afraid of the hell fire as i was afraid of the big one eye my prayer back then was never to see that eye in the dark.

Joyturns2: Asafon Sunday? Is that guy still a student? He was the Ekiti student's president in 2009 or 2010 during my ND days. As at then he was even a staff at my school. When is he going to graduate? Which school is he actually.

Graduate to what? Someone has a steady job organizing students strike you want him to graduate. Don't you know that means reading books and passing exams abi you wan kill his career?

The shuku with the cone is so fine I will definitely do it. Some of the styles would be very fashionable for deeper life convention.

She is indeed very pretty. She has shed the baby look now looks like a real beautiful woman.

Sing Victor Uwaifo's sweet banana sweet tantarantarantaranta sweet, sweet........

What happens after the wooing? Would the winners be given money to take their catch for a quickie at the nearest hotel?

antiembezzle: So bokos don't have food anymore and selfcentred yorubas went to maiduguri to buy the little oloyi beans left? No wonder they slaughtered them like native chickens though secretly and it resulted to a war of beans in ibadan. Chai! Hunger no good oh!

What?? I have laughed so much. Whoever you mad person is thank you so much.

I don't think I envy a life like this no-one will ever tell you the truth everybody around you are sycophants. From day one everyone trying to please you in your presence with fake smiles you are not sure if a single soul cares about you. Even your husband would be very careful even during action time. Dialogue just before the main shows HUSBAND bows please your majesty is the royal bongo willing to accept this lowly bongo tickler. Afraid of saying the wrong thing if not off with his head.

You mean he died since march and he is just being buried that's evil I don't think he would have approved of it. As a man of God I don't know why they kept that him that long to be buried like an idol worshipper.

You no get money buy exercise mat?

My extremely gorgeous Ini Edo I am warning that blouse maker that ran out of ideas to be very careful not to face my wrath when next they making a blouse for you. And the hair stylist what is the meaning of that alinco style on Ini's head.

Please Desmond I am one of your greatest fans. You simply cannot do this to yourself ugly is not in your dictionary tear that page off. Hit the gym, buy Brazilian hair just do whatever will make you look good again.

What some members of this family needs is extreme fat drain if not some sorrow will be added to their blessings that is over flowing in their bodies.

I am from Bayelsa too I don't think this is right I beg where she get the money from. Things like this should not be heard outside I take God beg my brother this disgrace too much.