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Christianity EtcRe: I Believe In God, I Believe In No Religion, What Am I ? by lalanice(f): 8:45am On Aug 11, 2017
KinzyeWriter:
I have been reading this 2 scriptures lately (Bible n Qur'an ) and what I have been seeing some nonsenses and violence.

I hereby conclude that religion is fake, individual intuition with imaginary things, but at the same time I looking at everything in this world cannot be on its own, there is that supreme being that has created all these things.

I believe in God but in no religion, religions are all trying to relate with him.

Bobowaja has said something like this undecided

So what am I?

Is it my fault that I reason like this?
you are confuse, but better than an atheist.
......I get like that sometimes but I can't not be a Christian.
CrimeRe: Ritualist Den Discovered At Ile Zik, Lagos, Suspect Nabbed With An Iphone. Photo by lalanice(f): 8:11pm On Aug 10, 2017
fumiswtpusy:
Seriously I regret been a yoruba girl.
Are we yorubas cursed or what.
From been slave to illiterates.
To our women been dirty like pigs and our men stinking like dead goat.
Please yoruba nation should wake up please.
what you people aim to achieve with this tribal war, me I dey wait to find out.

you made it so obvious you are non-youruba with this your comment. get another monicker, you blew this one
Forum GamesRe: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by lalanice(f): 8:06pm On Aug 10, 2017
anticipation of death is worse than death itself.
RomanceRe: should Wives Dress Seductive At Home by lalanice(f): 7:55pm On Aug 10, 2017
ayam not understanding, are you asking or you are telling huh
CelebritiesRe: Olayemi Bakare: Some Nigerian Movies Are Better Than Hollywood Movies by lalanice(f): 2:29pm On Aug 10, 2017
CountCarter:
Ma'am, you've got to be kidding me. Compare nollywood's finest movies to hollywood's average movies. The average movies still have the upper hand. Yes, there are movies in hollywood which nollywood movies are superior to and the reason being, is because those hollywood movies are trash. Generally, hollywood movies are superior to nollywood movies and no matter how much we try, we won't reach their level.
well I just like good act and story line and for that I think nollywood is coming around, as long as they starts getting that right, I'm good.


PS: my phone keeps correcting nollywood to Bollywood/Hollywood. haha we are not even "that" recognised and oga at the top is comparing smiley
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Calls Out Facebook Lady He Loved, But She Chose To Dupe Him by lalanice(f): 2:10pm On Aug 10, 2017
mehn! shocked and my conscience won't even let me collect anything tangible from a man I know I don't want to have anything with. sad why me

But that was wicked sha!
CelebritiesRe: Olayemi Bakare: Some Nigerian Movies Are Better Than Hollywood Movies by lalanice(f): 1:47pm On Aug 10, 2017
yea, recently some Nigeria movies been trying, if they keep it up, im'a ditch foreign movies for them
CelebritiesRe: April Joju Muse On Ozubulu Catholic Church Shooting: "The Priest Didn't See It?" by lalanice(f): 8:39am On Aug 09, 2017
Mekanus:
If God actually has mercy, those people shouldn't have been killed in a place that is supposed to be his house. I don't need your Gods mercy because he can't do shiit.
when I say I pity you, pls know that I have no intention of defending a God that needs no defending. I Really do Pity you.
CelebritiesRe: Lady Seeks For Advice On How To Dump Fruit Seller Who Sent Her To College by lalanice(f): 9:02pm On Aug 08, 2017
well! this story ain't true, and if it was she ain't going anywhere karma can not get to. He helped improve your life, now it's your turn to help him, unless he doesn't want to, then leave you can.
RomanceRe: I Think I Might Be Dying Soon, God Help Me by lalanice(f): 11:18am On Aug 08, 2017
cheesy very funny and disgusting at the same time, makes me want to puke. embarassed
RomanceRe: Here Are 3 Reasons Why Girls Keep Friendzoning You- Number 3 Will Shock You. by lalanice(f):
bukas15:
mr man stop justifying ur stupidity,dt girl should concentrate on studies nt been hooked up to u a a tender age.she is stil small to be in relation.allow her concentrate
the only problem I have with what he is saying is that he is involving her in romance at that age, a girl you claim to be grooming.

@gentlegenius ..Dude you are setting yourself up for heartbreak, I know a story like yours. Just don't come to nl to call all women bad after your mistakes
RomanceRe: Here Are 3 Reasons Why Girls Keep Friendzoning You- Number 3 Will Shock You. by lalanice(f): 9:36am On Aug 08, 2017
The day you people will realise that there is no formula, every girl does not want the same thing that day you will know how to get a girl without reading from a one- size-fits-all adviser. What happened to being yourself and finding the one who complements you, instead of acting? That's how you get tired. ... You can only make a girl like you if she was unsure, not a girl who really don't want you. Follow all the rules and you'd only make it easier for her to leave.
RomanceRe: When Real Love Is Involved... Age Is Just A Number. by lalanice(f): 8:30am On Aug 08, 2017
gentlegenius:
What can you say about this story...
The next French President is 39 years old. But that is not the news. He is married to a 64 year-old... that is still not the news. His wife was his class teacher 24 years ago... not still the news. His then class teacher had a daughter who was his class-mate... everybody including his parents thought this teacher's daughter was his girlfriend... nope they were wrong. He fell in love with his class teacher when he was 15... she was "happily married" with 3 kids. now the "happily married" is relative in this context. At 17, he promised to marry her. She was at the time 42 years. They got married in 2007 with our man now 30... well she was almost 55.
Next month he is going to be sworn-in as the President of France 6 months to his 40th birthday while his lovely wife is 64. She has 3 adult kids and 7 grandchildren (her first child is two years older than her husband while her second child, the former classmate/sweetheart is the same age as him). His name is Emmanuel Macron (39) and he is the next President of France.
shocked
RomanceRe: Runs Girl Fights Man Because He Gave Her 1k Instead Of 20k (pics, Video) by lalanice(f): 8:15am On Aug 08, 2017
ayam not understanding, and you happen to have the man's name, pictures and fb address shocked
the person who posted this must be on the girls side grin
HealthRe: Edo Confirms Two Cases Of Lassa Fever by lalanice(f): 9:03pm On Aug 07, 2017
SirMichael1:
Lalanice, looks like I won't be going home for the festival after all cry

Oh lord! But I can't miss that aba festival sha. Igarra's gon' be lit!
haha! what are you afraid of? people will be there and no one is going to die of lassa fever. if you really want to be there, be there. don't worry I got you covered in prayers cheesy


by the way, if this aba festival is the same once in 7yrs festival I used to here about then I hope it's different/safe now. cos then I heard it's like the purge, people get hurt/die. heard anything like that??
CelebritiesRe: See Photos Of A Man Buried In A Casket Like "Star Larger Beer Bottle" In Ghana by lalanice(f): 2:41pm On Aug 07, 2017
maybe he was a fateful customer till death
FamilyRe: Sidechick Reports Husband To His Wife After He Cheated On Her With Her Friends by lalanice(f): 8:59am On Aug 07, 2017
Gwaihir:
Looks staged to me, i am not saying such do not happen but this doesn't look real. A woman will typically want to meet up with this lady gather more facts and evidences to use against the husband. She may even collude with the girl to burst in on one of the girl's friend just so she can fck him up proper.

That's the naija women i know, at least the literate ones as this one appears to be.

I may be wrong though.
not that you maybe, you are wrong. every woman react differently. the story sounds very real
CelebritiesRe: Thin Tall Tony And Wife Welcome Baby Number 3 by lalanice(f): 8:35am On Aug 07, 2017
eww! TTT wears nose ringhuh
RomanceRe: To All The Ladies Calling All Men Dogs, Please Kindly Identify Your Father by lalanice(f): 9:13am On Aug 06, 2017
donproject:
#MyVoiceForMyGender
when a lady can call men dogs...it is not harsh to say her papa included.

you won't like to get head-to-head with me.
dude I don't care where you put your voice as long as it's not on my mention. and you are right I don't even want anything with you. thanks as you stay away.
RomanceRe: To All The Ladies Calling All Men Dogs, Please Kindly Identify Your Father by lalanice(f):
donproject:
have you checked out the one at the right back...you will be surprised how your papa managed to get there.
yea only the dogs would mention me, I personally don't believe all men are dogs, that's for ladies who have never met real/good men, and I don't blame them.


you are not even the OP!
RomanceRe: To All The Ladies Calling All Men Dogs, Please Kindly Identify Your Father by lalanice(f): 8:41am On Aug 06, 2017
OP my father isn't there, but I see you looking small in the fore front, what are you? a chiweenie huh
Christianity EtcRe: Premarital Sex: What Is Your View As A Christian? by lalanice(f): 8:32am On Aug 06, 2017
Shelloween:
My view as a Christian is that it's bad.

My view as a human being, if God really wanted us to shy away from premarital sex.... Why then did He let us to sexually mature early? ( How am I supposed to wait till marriage?) sexual tempation we get from girls, is more than the temptation Satan gave Jesus Christ.
Lies, what sexual temptation do you get from girls? that all those waiting don't get? oh ye corrupt minded. undecided
Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by lalanice(f): 1:39am On Aug 06, 2017
iamsirmichael1:
@ the emboldened, cheesy You didn't have to be so cruel on your hometown. That's where you call a home and that's where you can stay without anyone giving you quit notice wink

So you're really gonna turn down the request of a loving gentleman, right? grin

So tell me, why do you wanna keep it a secret so badly?
no that's not cruel at all, it the truth. I don't have to lie, its still my place. there's nothing to lie about or be ashamed of. if only you'd understand that I'm not keeping it a secret, just don't want to tell.
Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by lalanice(f): 7:41pm On Aug 05, 2017
iamsirmichael1:
Oh my... I didn't really think I was gonna have to explain this, anyways this should do it...

Dating--->Courtship--->(Pre-wedding photos)Marriage. That's how I last remembered it to follow. The sequence I mean grin

You're right about one thing though. You won. You won yourself a place into my heart cheesy

Honestly dear, what am I supposed to do with this hint? Between Igarra and Ibilo? I haven't been to my hometown more than 5 times so I don't really know anywhere. Why do I feel that you're scared of telling me your hometown? Is it that bad or are the people there are too wicked cheesy

You should have known that I was hell bent on finding out where you're from when I mentioned you on this thread so... No, I'm not letting this slide at all. You never can tell, we could become offline friends. wink Do you know the feeling of meeting just one person out of the entire 1,854,977 NL members who is also from the same local government as I am?

Phew embarassed Are you from okpella or ososo? Why did you have to make use google cry

https://nigeriazipcodes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Edo-State-postcode-Map.jpg
cheesy cheesy D cheesy cheesy cheesy Funny. OK I just had to mention that opkella is an etsako village as I remember it, and you honestly didn't have to go through the trouble as my village is really too small to make it into any map cheesy they'd be too kind to put it there. I already told you how much I want to tell you about what I have told you. I'm from akoko-edo but not igara I have no intention of telling you more about that.
Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by lalanice(f): 6:28pm On Aug 05, 2017
iamsirmichael1:
Phew! It took me so long but I finally found it. This thread is as old as it can be and also 'derail' worthy wink

Wait what?! shocked Were you really thinking that I was gonna open a thread for you... cheesy You can be funny too. The only thread I'm gonna be creating for you is our 'Pre-wedding photos' and that will be for US wink

I know you've been eagerly waiting for a reply from me, so I'm sorry for keeping you waiting this long but I'm here now. I'm back to you wink

So back to my previous question, "What part of akoko-edo are you from?" smiley
oohhhhh dear!!!! first of all I didn't think you'd open a thread for me, I thought you might use one of your old thread (I know this ain't your only monicker). I don't even know what you Mean by pre-wedding photo when you say it. and to be honest I wasn't expecting a mention from you, at least not any time soon. I thought I had won when I said as long as you're not the OP. OK lastly, I'm from a village between Igara and Ibilo grin. can you just let that slide?
CelebritiesRe: LOL!! Basketmouth Wants To Run As Governor Of 6 States by lalanice(f): 4:07pm On Aug 05, 2017
so to basketmouth now everything is a joke even Nigeria
CelebritiesRe: Bride Sends Betty Irabor SOS, Says Man She’s Marrying In Few Hours Not The One by lalanice(f): 3:59pm On Aug 05, 2017
dingbang:
what is ur problem na... Is it ur comment? undecided
I don't have a problem, I was just pointing out yours tongue
NYSCRe: Nigerians React To The Removal Of NYSC From The Constitution by lalanice(f): 3:31pm On Aug 05, 2017
I won't even read all that, I've always hated the idea. they should please stop it
CelebritiesRe: Bride Sends Betty Irabor SOS, Says Man She’s Marrying In Few Hours Not The One by lalanice(f): 2:59pm On Aug 05, 2017
dingbang:
Then she should call of the wedding..... But be ready to pay back all that he has spent..
mtchww is everything about money? you not even saying how that might affect the other person emotionally. how do you know it is even the man that is sole responsible for the wedding
PhonesRe: What Is Your Current Subscription Like? by lalanice(f): 8:58am On Aug 04, 2017
Glo and I'm regretting it. Nothing special about it and poor network. Clearly I wouldn't be subscribing to it next time.
PropertiesRe: See How Flood Carried Cars In Edo State (video) by lalanice(f): 12:55pm On Aug 03, 2017
iamsirmichael1:
What?! cheesy Tactically evaded the question right? Smart move. smiley

Anyways, it was nice conversing with you on this thread. So I'm gonna give you another chance to make your conversation with me worthwhile on another thread where the OP won't be bothered wink Don't worry, I don't bite

You can't run, I have you all to myself cheesy
Haha really?! I swear You got me interested. As long as you are not the Op then I'll be waiting to see that thread that fascinates me and how "derail" worthy it will be. smiley Have a nice day.
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Where Nigeria's First Crude Oil Was Drilled In Imo State by lalanice(f): 11:38am On Aug 02, 2017
ayokellany:
I hope you are not destined to die angry with Nigeria. There is nothing you or your forefather can do to change this n there nothing your unborn generation can do about it too. Just the way Azikwe planted Igbo as the first VC of UI. You will only end up dying angry n die angry you will with self persecution of your soul.
oh dear!! embarassed this was mean sha

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