Romance › Re: Opinion Needed by lalanice(f): 4:13pm On Dec 31, 2019 |
" she refused me penetrating her"  you sha just want to fvck....yet wonder why she can't take you seriously |
Romance › Re: When Dey Fvk Finish Dey Begin Find Husband by lalanice(f): 3:22pm On Dec 31, 2019 |
So? Why are you the bitter one  |
Romance › Re: Chinese Groom Plays Video Of Bride In Bed With Her Brother-in-law At Reception by lalanice(f): 12:30pm On Dec 31, 2019 |
SmartyPants: If I were a Chinese lawyer I would if I were approached. As I'm not and have not, I cannot. Therefore "go take up the case" is neither an argument nor a defence to my argument.
It was their bedroom in their marital home. no, they weren't married so technically it was just the guys bedroom. She has totally no respect for herself her man or his property |
Romance › Re: Is It Right For Me To Do This by lalanice(f): 11:25am On Dec 31, 2019 |
humility100: why is it only Evil that full your heart,did I tell you that I am searching for sex, you are already cursing.would you tell me that you have no sin in you. If you have no sin in you repeat that curse again,but if you have sinned ask God to forgive you and stop cursing yourself with the same mouth you praise God with  I wrote alot but you ignored it all and paid more attention to the curse because I must've been right. That was just to make sure your inttentions were good, and I'm not being part of another person's wrong. You'll only be afraid if your inttentions aren't of good. And stop trying to turn it, I am not the one trying to destroy a little girl.  |
Romance › Re: Chinese Groom Plays Video Of Bride In Bed With Her Brother-in-law At Reception by lalanice(f): 11:07am On Dec 31, 2019 |
SmartyPants: There is no shame in Court. Your shameful acts do not rob you of your fundamental rights, and any lawyer taking up such a case would be quite normal. go take up the case na! Was it not his bed room? How does he not have right |
Romance › Re: Is It Right For Me To Do This by lalanice(f): 8:15am On Dec 31, 2019 |
humility100: There is this lady in my neighborhood,she just finished secondary School two years ago and she is 19 years of age, this lady respect me very well to the point of calling me Uncle, she has never addressed me by my name,we normally gist and talk very well,her mom knows me very well because I normally gist with her mother, I am a graduate and am currently 25yrs old. Recently I started having feelings for her, but I don't know how to ask her out, this is the lady that normally calls me Uncle. I have discussed this with my friends, some say I should ask but others said I should forget about it. I need quality advise from expert in relationship matter on how I can ask her out successful without loosing the respect she has for me, even when she says No. I like her alot, please help me even when she says no? Then just leave her alone. But if you really want to ask, ask subtly. Examples: if a guy like me were to ask a girl like you out, how would you feel? * would you find it annoying if at this stage in your life a guy were to ask you for a relationship? If you dont get a straight answer just respect yourself and back off. But curse you if you're so much as looking for sex from a young girl that you will useless or waste her time in aaaannnyyway. |
Romance › Re: Chinese Groom Plays Video Of Bride In Bed With Her Brother-in-law At Reception by lalanice(f): 4:28am On Dec 31, 2019 |
TOPCRUISE: Some people will be of the opinion that she should sue him for infringing in her privacy anybody that takes up such a case for her is stupid, she is a disgrace to mankind, she not only cheated on her man, she did it with her brother in law. That will be one shameful case to follow up |
Celebrities › Re: What Happened Between Naira Marley And My Wife On A Plane - RMD by lalanice(f): 6:24pm On Dec 30, 2019 |
Tchwwwww |
Romance › Re: Enough With The Wailing Threads, It’s Becoming Embarrassing. by lalanice(f): 5:28pm On Dec 30, 2019 |
Gbam!!! |
Romance › Re: Help. My Side Chic Is Going Diabolical On Me by lalanice(f): 5:25pm On Dec 30, 2019 |
So you are hoping to eat your cake and have it abi?
Side chick ko' back chick ni' |
Romance › Re: Please I Need A Candid Advice On How To Go About A Lady I Met At My Place O Work by lalanice(f): 5:23pm On Dec 30, 2019 |
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Family › Re: I Am Not Sure What To Make Of This by lalanice(f): 5:17pm On Dec 30, 2019 |
Go to the bank na! And see if they can help or atleast give you details of who/where the transaction was made |
Crime › Re: Widow Cries After SARS Killed Her Son In Edo by lalanice(f): 5:09pm On Dec 30, 2019 |
NwaAmaikpe:

Was her son truly a Yahoo boy? If no, then that's the problem with my people in Benin City.
Someone that is not into Yahoo will dress like a Yahoo kingpin so that someone who does not know someone who knows him will accord him the respect of someone who has 'touched' money.
Go to Siluko and Upper Sakponba and see boys who have never even been approached to join a cult, flaunt cult colours like they are Excos.
Go to Asotime and see girls whose brezz are fallen and downtrodden wear iron bras that will make you think their brezz are standing firmer than the rock of Gibraltar.
In a city where stereotypical profiling is the order of the day, why will anyone willingly assume false identities that jeopardizes their chances of living in peace knowing that profiling is the modus operandi of our overly extrajudicial SARS? this is stupid, Nigeria is just messed up otherwise why will a person be blamed/killed for how they dress? We have no law enforcement agencies in this country, they are just greedy touts. On 26th of this month we were travelling for a wedding and the so called security men just looked at the back seat saw my brothers and told them to come down, and that happens all the time, their only crime is looking good, they are students, they don't wear tattoos or dreads nor use big phones or even wear expensive clothes. They just look neat and that's a crime. One of the idiots didn't fail to say 'this one fine, e go be Yahoo' and the next thing they were about to arrest him before a call was quickly made that saved him. So I say it is STUPID of anyone to support such stupid bunch of touts  |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Do We Know The True And Fake Men Of God? by lalanice(f): 8:30am On Dec 30, 2019 |
No need for long reads, Just be a real christian
If you are a real Christian you'll know them if you are not you won't. Only fake christians fall for fake pastors |
Crime › Re: Lagos: Woman Arrested For Maltreating Stepchildren by lalanice(f): 6:01am On Dec 30, 2019 |
Olalan: The husband who doubles as their father should equally be prosecuted cause it's obvious he was aware of The maltreatment of the kids. BTW I really wonder why the so called feminist movement and their numerous groups are silent over the issues of women maltreating kids who aren't their leaving with them..........where did the energy they dispensened on the pastor celeb rape allegation go?...........bunch of hypocrites they seem to be. stop being bitter about women, that news was public, nobody could ignore it, even some good men were part of it, this happened in one neighbourhood. Were you the one that arrested them? Who told you a man can't speak up for children? |
Romance › Re: Are We Good To Go? by lalanice(f): 5:31am On Dec 30, 2019 |
You know it takes integrity to know that once you pick a person for a relationship, their family and friends is now out of bound, no matter what happens between you two |
Romance › Re: Which Of These Will Make A Lady Lose Interest In A Man Fast? by lalanice(f): 5:32am On Dec 28, 2019 |
All of the above but D is a major for me. |
Crime › Re: Nigeria Lady Beating Her Underage Househelp Goes Viral by lalanice(f): 5:18pm On Dec 22, 2019 |
saibuhari: You believe in first among equals? Did God say a woman is equal to her husband? Where do feminist get all these useless ideas from? No wonder there is no peace in marriages anymore because of struggle for equality and supremacy. Women women women. How many times did I call u people? Stop wasting your time trying to recreate the world. "the world " was already recreated when women began to work for themselves and fend for their families financially too. That wasn't the original plan either, did you miss that?  So you are ok with women providing but didn't realise there's a result from every action  |
Crime › Re: Nigeria Lady Beating Her Underage Househelp Goes Viral by lalanice(f): 5:14pm On Dec 22, 2019 |
eni4real: How does this correlate with the topic now?  not your business, I didn't mention the OP so it didn't have to correlate with her topic. |
Crime › Re: Nigeria Lady Beating Her Underage Househelp Goes Viral by lalanice(f): 10:39pm On Dec 21, 2019 |
HopeSpencer: Gone are the days when I was in pursuit of cerebral women like yourself. But I concluded that no one, male or female, is wise in the very sense of the word. Marriage should just happen as a phenomenon, because harmony can never be guaranteed. Where there's harmony, thank the stars or God if you believe in Him.
You attract so much negative energies on nairaland that I finally resolved to say one or two things about you. You must, and will get married, believe me, your wisdom won't play the most vital roles.
In my culture, monkey is a symbol of foolishness and it is reknowned for the mastery of tree plays. So, an adage goes thus; "When wisdom succeeds in flying over the tallest trees in the rainforests, it ends its exploits in the natural habitat of monkeys." That means wisdom still can't master the Woody terrain more ingenuously than the pioneer foolish monkeys.
I'm a liberal person, and if a partner or associate breaks that code, I would restart everything from the beginning. I could resign from a job on the 29th of a month and forfeit the salary.
Young woman, the earth will never be a better place. Learn to fight for your immediate needs, and leave the rest for the forces beyond man to handle.
Why am I saying this? I befriended someone who sounds almost like you. We shared very lovely memories, delved into manifold wisdoms of the unseen... We never met in person. Then we agreed that a relationship leading to marriage would not work because we seemed to know so much more than necessary. She vanished into thin air. I married someone who can't boast of 10% of her intelligence, and heaven has not fallen. haha, until people realise this, some people will keep hating other people/things not realizing that the real problem is actually within. I totally love this very post. I always say knowing too much is the reason some people will die lonely or never find love but they'd keep saying men/women are bad  whereas people marry every Saturday. |
Crime › Re: Nigeria Lady Beating Her Underage Househelp Goes Viral by lalanice(f): 10:27pm On Dec 21, 2019 |
I think this is the test women should be put through to know if they have a good heart or not. Because if you can't treat another person's child right, you are not a good person no matter what you do for your own.
And I don't care how much a man or woman smiles, I always look at the least person in their house either their maid, driver or whoever, if the person doesn't look ok I automatically view you as 'not a good person' I don't care how well you can pretend it will show. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › . by lalanice(op): 8:57am On Dec 04, 2019*. Modified: 2:05pm On Dec 27, 2019 |
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Romance › Re: Why do I keep getting rejected by girls? by lalanice(f): 2:43am On Aug 07, 2019 |
MrWTF: Don't change a thing on your socialization with girls. The only thing you need to change is your Availability.
Never show a girl you are desperate. Always make her feel she's an option.
Never laugh like a jackal where a girl is, she's gonna take you like a pet, which means Best friend.
Always learn to Say No to a girl.
The most of all, flirt with her friends. Let's say you meet her with her friend in a library, say hello to her, then complement her friend's beauty or her hair, trust me, girls can go crazy for this.
Trust me, you don't need a 7 figure bank statement before you could rip her pant and insert your long dick from behind, thrusting her, till she reaches her peak of pleasure. SingleGuy9999 trust me you will never get a good girl like this, if my man did any of this he'll still be single and would probably be making a post like this. If I knew you I might have been able to help. First you need to know that this is normal, and there is nothing wrong with you plus you're 22, not everybody finds love early but going with the flow makes it easier than trying to follow other people's rules or doing what works for others when y'all are not the same or chyking dsame woman. |
Family › Re: Vera Ogbebor: Battle For Child Custody by lalanice(f): 4:06am On Jul 18, 2019 |
AnthonyAk: Chei see fine family broken , what do they intend to do with the baby? didn't you read? they want to use her to attract sympathy and then beg for money from her fathers friends. |
Celebrities › Re: Juliet Ibrahim: 'It Is Harder To Break Up With Someone You Have Slept With' by lalanice(f): 7:57pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
lies |
Celebrities › Re: May D, His Wife Carolina Wassmuth And Their Son In Lovely Photos by lalanice(f): 10:09pm On Jun 29, 2019 |
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Celebrities › Re: Dolapo Oseji, Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Family Friend Speaks by lalanice(f): 10:09pm On Jun 29, 2019 |
More people will probably find the boldness to come out after this  |
Romance › Re: Man Reveals Why It Costs Too Much To Have A Side Chick by lalanice(f): 12:22pm On May 29, 2019 |
chiommy123: I blame ladies for side chick whatever. Why will you date a married man or someone you know is in a serious relationship ehen so a single lady should be responsible for a grown ass man's decision to cheat on the woman he went to chyke himsef  |
Romance › Re: If You Had The Chance To Ask Dangote Of Three Things by lalanice(f): 12:16pm On May 29, 2019 |
Marry his son  |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N.L Hotel Now Open by lalanice(f): 4:53pm On May 26, 2019 |
emmyzee07: N.L hotel now open in GRA Benin city now create jobs opportunities for people vacancy now are bar man Receptionist Assistant manager (educated) Cleaner Security If interested please contact 09060460704 vacancy in Benin city N.L as in nairaland  |
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe Is Every Man Crush With Her Slay Pictures by lalanice(f): 7:52pm On May 10, 2019 |
Advertising and waiting for her on Ned |
Romance › Re: In Benin And Want To Hangout? by lalanice(op): 8:23pm On May 07, 2019 |
row2ray: Lwkmd.. Lalanice, when next you want to hangout, pm.... Just socials... Need reasonable friends ok. But why is it so funny |