₦airaland Forum

sirusX:
See gobe!
Lost two jobs in one sitting

I can imagine the boss asking him questions during the interview:
It say on your CV that you’re currently employed, why would you want to leave your current workplace?

Some of the core values of this company are trust and integrity, are u always honest?

For the 2nd question, na to cry in silence

livebynite:
Good morning bro, just woke up checked the kitchen and my garri reservior is depleted..

Just realized that I still owe my neighbor mama nkechi for 2 derica of garri so I can't get from here. I owe sule the aboki down the street for groundnut and biscuit so that's also a no go.

Men e no go better for politicians o

9japrof:
Instead of the youths to stand up and demand structural changes and a mess to the swallowing going on, we only make jokes and create comedy skits with the harm befalling Nigeria

livebynite:
Solid advise abet you be sure guy jor

michlins:
thought he said he's retired

livebynite:
Bag ke?? That one marketing paradise Who born me well to know the price ? I don't think anyone in our lineage don't buy bag of Garrii before o
Na the price of cup and derica of Garri I sabi

michlins:
Black man and liability. Make sure you have a stable income to sustain this.

livebynite:
Guy the 5k nor fit buy enough garri anymore to last me and my 8 siblings o!!! Buhari has devastated the price of Garri oooooooooooooooooooooo

livebynite:
How does this reduce the cost of Garri?

exlinkleads:
Singapore To Give Citizens Above 21yrs A Sum Of $300 Each Because Of Excess Budget - Freeze Reacts

Singapore is an example of a nation that became something out of nothing. Out of just good managerial kills and political will, Singapore was able to turn their already doomed future around in the 70s and they have not become a country to recon with.

Singapore announces plan to pay bonus to all citizens after surplus budget of almost $7.6 billion. All Singapore citizens aged 21 and above will get a one-off “SG Bonus” of up to S$300 each as the 2017 budget came in with a surplus of almost S$10 billion (US $7.6 billion).

Finance minister Heng Swee Keat made the announcement during his budget speech in Parliament, describing the bonus as a “hongbao”, the Mandarin word for a monetary gift given on special occasions. He said this “reflects the government’s long-standing commitment to share of the fruits of Singapore’s development with Singaporeans”, according to Channel News Asia.

The “SG Bonus” will cost the government S$700 million (US $533 million). The bonus will be paid according to people’s accessible income. About 2.7 million people will get the payouts, which are due by the end of 2018. Those with an income of S$28,000 or below will be eligible to receive S$300, those whose incomes ranging from S$28,001 to S$100,000 will receive S$200, and those with incomes in excess of S$100,000 will receive S$100.

Singapore’s revised budget for fiscal 2017 showed a surplus of S$9.61 billion, thanks to contributions from statutory boards and higher-than-expected stamp duty. The surplus will also be used in other ways. Heng said S$5 billion will be set aside for the Rail Infrastructure Fund to save up for new railway lines that Singapore is building. Another S$2 billion will be set aside for premium subsidies and other forms of support for Eldershield, an insurance scheme that helps senior citizens with severe disabilities to cope with the financial demands of their daily care.

Singapore became an independent republic in August 9th, 1965. Facing severe unemployment and a housing crisis, Singapore embarked on a modernization programme beginning in the late 1960s through the 1970s that focused on establishing a manufacturing industry, developing large public housing estates and investing heavily on public education.

By the 1990, the country had become one of the world's most prosperous nations, with a highly developed free market economy, strong international trading links, and the highest per capita gross domestic product in Asia outside Japan.

Daddy Freeze reacted to the news as follow;

Ironically, Singapore is a predominantly Buddhist nation and they are sharing the equivalent of N100k ($300) to every adult citizen after surplus budget.

All these were achieved without tithing or 50day fasts! Nigerias please learn from this! When some Goat overseers decided to gather to pray for Nigeria I knew that our foolishness had reached its all time peak!

I think is high time Nigeria and Nigerians put the issue of religion in perspective in other to grow.

more @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2018/02/singapore-to-give-citizens-above-21yrs.html

justtoodark:
kiiiiikikikiki...even my ex igbo wife called me a demon.....but she still married me...before ipob went around ranting rubbish....

justtoodark:
i laugh over igbos....they think when nigeria perish they will have it better...

study the map of africa...how long do you think before boko haram reach igboland...!!!!....

you easterner are black moroons.....

xcolanto:
I thought BMC zombies said no girls were kidnapped?? So how come there are rescuing school girls again?? Oya zombies come and work your 30k out on this thread.

I mean the likes of sarrki,hungerbad,tayebest,ilugunboy,aresa, pearlstreet,evilmetalhuman,basic123, simpleseyi,subway, alariwo2,madridguy,gbera, chokolatunji, babyfaceafrica, frathmathy, ntoakwaibom, omenka, passingshot, vedaxcool, hilroy, oladimagyy, blackpand, generalojukwu, hungerbad, bolustica, babaramota1989, maclatunji,markfemi2,jesuslovesu,modelmike,kingsango,abawora, mvitalis, okoroawusa,yyeske, barem, imperialyoruba,wristbangle, gbera, benekruku,victorvex and other top class nairaland zombies.

eTECTIVe:
It was staged jor... I was patiently waiting for dem to make d announcement... D timeline is even funny...
-News breaks of an Attack on a Girls skool
-D state govt initially denies d attack
-D state govt eventually admits an attack but denies any gals were abducted
-Today Yobe state released a publication saying more than 50gals were abducted
-Today d Army announces rescue of 111 gals...
-D end
-Production credits
Producer- APC govt, Director - D Army/Yobe state govt

Maiconyoung:
that is why he is golden and making and breaking unexpected records.

dheilaw1:
the ipob terrorists go smell pepper

SONofnezzar:
Hate him or love him....He's simply the best

Not like a tap in footballer

buffalowings4:
I beg I Don tire for naija about kidnapping


Do you mean BBC Hausa?










Biko let me rest and enjoy my life too

But BBC said they all escaped
I'm beginning to think that BBC is part of Buharis propaganda machine

Baawaa:
I can guarantee that those students will not miss, because this is not Jona-dull regime.

zionmde:
so how many candidates in the pallet paper have u cared to dig up their background and check if they are capable or is it only APC and PDP u see there?

zionmde:
tyranny
they are all tyrants
tomorrow they will still queue up under the sun to fight and Vote in another tyrant
I wonder wen youths will get fed up of the tyranny flowing from the chief tyrant in command buhari down to the state tyrants. its only then that they can boycott every single election.
Sadly as long as we have zombies everywhere and people who eat crumbs falling off from politicians' tables, revolution is far far away from us.

NO HOPES
NO END IN SIGHT
LORD LUGARD WHY

angels09:
If you continue like this Yoruba will vote Buhari again and nothing will happen

DrRasheed:
The Lawyer Is Too Scared Woo... Look How He Carefully Regroup And Analyse His Words.


Must He Write "on His Behalf" At Every Paragraph ?

JULIE1925:



If that's the final verdict, so be it & i hope those criminals who killed innocent ppol & raped innocent girls will be hanged as well...

Criminals has NO place in this world...

ReinaFarine:
She was a stupid girl jare.. A real woman knows what she wants... She would have ridden the Bleep out of your kokoro.. Which nine come be I don't want you to think I'm cheap... Y'all been chatting for months.. Does he seem like that kinda nigga?

But op what do you now want? Medal for self control? Consolation prize? You're one of the rare good men.. But blasting it on social media reduced your VIP mancard to just Regular man.. Which is two steps above fuckboy so?

Congratulations.

Modify:

I am in no way commending the attitidenof the childish girl.... I am against confused girls that try to promote dubious consensual sex and pseudo-rape by making a man feel he should still go ahead even after a solid no from the ladies.. I see her as a rapist teacher.

Neither am I insulting the guy for posting on the social media. I called him a real man (y'all seem to miss that out while reading my comment). But I seriously don't see the point of displaying the situation on social media. You've learnt your lesson, block off childish girls like her and continue. He is not being acuser of anything. He is not trying to accuse or incarcerate her for anything. I don't know.. If I was in his shoes though, I messed around with a guy, he got hard and stuffs, i was ready to ride and he says no, I'm not ready... And then tomorrow he calls me frigid because I didn't ignore his no. I'm just going to phase him out as a juvenile.. No need putting that on social media... But that's just me.. He will be a bigger man (VIP) to have ignored her without creating a pat on the back and give me a medal story out of it...

lordimmaogidi:
what exactly is her intention...imagine a formal world bank VP, jobless.

sirgalahad26:
i'm sure their operation would be successful if it was transported to nigeria!

bewla:
Thanks any way but China shoes are fake not like Italy shoes so

bewla:
Nexf Aba chinko shoes


buy one get two free

omoelerin1:
I observe that pastorprenures are allowed to acquire all the luxuries of the world, building estates, flying private jets, living like emperor, sending their children to best universities in Europe and America, while members of the congregation are encouraged to keep sowing seed, paying tithes, keep having faith, with the promise of breakthrough, breakforth and breakdown through annual anointing.

One will be wonder if there is no conspiracy somewhere between the GO and members or is God so wicked and stingy that he cannot bless members too?

gypsey:
No different between crooked pastors using the gullible church goers as thithe paying mor'ons.