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Romance / Re: "Don't Go To Their House If You Don't Want Sex" - Lady Says On Twitter by laliga01: 11:50am On Jul 04, 2018
mimimile93:


our ladies are already prostitutes by default.
A naija girl's pvssy is worth N200. If u give her more dan that u have outpay her.
when I give a naija woman gift, I ask for her pvssy because that's the only tin she can offer.

I don't run charity home.

P.S why is it that naija ladies don't spend on their men? Why do the belivd men are responsible for their upkeep?

The last time I was in Canada, my female Canadian friend took me for launch.
Before 9ja babe take you for launch, you go don pay tire.
Na your money them go use to carry you chop.
Na today?
Romance / Re: "Don't Go To Their House If You Don't Want Sex" - Lady Says On Twitter by laliga01: 11:48am On Jul 04, 2018
sweetrace:


Please don't turn our ladies into prostitutes. In the days of our mothers men gave ladies gifts to show that they could take care of them after marriage and to demonstrate their feelings. Now a guy gives a girl a gift and he makes a big deal out of it. Doesn't it give you pleasure to give your woman a present. While I am totally against ladies asking for anything 〰 I think that is totally demeaning. Stop making a big deal about giving material stuff. And stop asking for her body in exchange. There is nothing you can give that equates her body. Absolutely nothing.


Lolx.... I can see the capital letter L in front of your car.
Romance / Re: "Don't Go To Their House If You Don't Want Sex" - Lady Says On Twitter by laliga01: 11:46am On Jul 04, 2018
Tallesty1:
You are most active in Romance and Celebrities section, two section that are filled mostly with boys and girls and talk is usually sex related. Since it is only guys that are thinking about sex then why are you not active in places like politics, jobs, education family, travels etc? Why romance and celebrities?

I agree with you though. Nigerian guys too like sex, the girls don't and that is why they cannot date a one minute man.

Smiles, Gayoyo. You de operate like rat o.
You bite small, blow small breeze.
I know this pattern.
Phones / Re: Who Has Used A Phone With A Very Long Lasting Battery? by laliga01: 10:56am On Jul 04, 2018
Angy55:
Techno L5. 5000 Mah.

This is my phone room mate...
Daalu.

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Phones / Re: Who Has Used A Phone With A Very Long Lasting Battery? by laliga01: 10:53am On Jul 04, 2018
Bintabisiriyu:
Who knows a phone with very longlasting battery like once charge in 2 days.

This my leagoo kiicaa Power is really fuckin up and i need to change.
Thank you, advice are welcomed

Buy Techno L9+ and thank me later.
Romance / Re: Achoakawa Jane Egobunma: 'Michael Ugwuezi Nwankwo, My Baby Daddy Wants Me Dead' by laliga01: 6:37am On Jul 04, 2018
austyn0:
You wanna get any lady real quick?? Package and decorate a lie,, present it to them and you are a darling to them.... It's just the wrong side of nature....


Real men refuse to be fake...Without lies and false packaging,, we can wholeheartedly hold on to that special girl that loves us.


I can see L in front of your car mbok.
Politics / Re: DSS Arrests Ekiti Teachers Over PVC Collection In School by laliga01: 6:21am On Jul 04, 2018
This is obviously an inside job. The mole might even be working at the office of the principal for DSS to arrive at the time it did.
Possibly they were waiting outside the school gate for the call.
I don't see any reason arresting a citizen making photocopy of his PVC. Pvc is part of one's identification, so tell me something else.




EmagNig:
Operatives of





the Department of State Services, DSS, have reportedly stormed a popular secondary school in Ekiti, Ola Oluwa Muslim Grammar School, and arrested some members of staff.

Those arrested are the Secretary to the Principal, one Mrs. Olagbemi, and an Office Assistant, one Mrs. Ogunrinde, PunchNG reports.

They were arrested for allegedly collecting Permanent Voter Cards from teachers.

The Principal of Olaoluwa Muslim Grammar School, Ado-Ekiti, Mr. Sunmonu Olaoye, confirmed the arrest to journalists.

He said the DSS officers came in some Hilux vehicles and right from the gate of the school, they started harassing people as if they were on a war mission.

“The DSS operatives were in black uniforms and also wore black masks and headed for my office. I wasn’t in the office but I was on the premises to monitor the ongoing third term examinations. Some of my staff members were in my office making photocopies of their documents including their PVCs.

“I allowed them to make use of the school’s facilities because I don’t want anything to disrupt the ongoing examinations. The DSS people just swooped on the teachers, seized their documents including their PVCs and took away two members of staff. They also locked up my office and denied us access to examination materials we were to give to our students.

“I don’t know when making photocopies of documents including PVCs became an offence. One of the operatives even called my number saying I must report in their office within an hour or I would be treated as a common criminal.

“We have 123 teachers in the school and the people are resolved on who they will vote for during the poll regardless of intimidation and harassment.”

Olaoye calls for the release of those arrested because they did not commit any offence and that their documents including their PVCs should be returned to them.

“We are in a democracy and people reserve the right to vote the candidate of their choice. Harassing or intimidating people is not a democratic practice,” he added.

https://lailasnews.com/dss-storms-ekiti-school-arrests-teachers-over-pvc-collection/

Sports / Re: Rugby Of Zimbabwe Sleep In The Streets In Tunisia (Photos) by laliga01: 6:12am On Jul 04, 2018
Sarkin:
don't mistake me for sarrki we are different people Mr. And if it's me thank you, I'll make it up to you. grin

Can't you see overtaking India as the poorest country is really affecting you?
Sports / Re: Rugby Of Zimbabwe Sleep In The Streets In Tunisia (Photos) by laliga01: 6:08am On Jul 04, 2018
lilfreezy:
Tunisia won't do this to their fellow northern Africans ọ.
Fụcking Arabs angry

Zimbabwe knew the requirements before sending their team to Tunis.
Am sure they also have an ambassador in Tunis. It's just an African thing of poor welfare package for it's citizens.
Sports / Re: World Cup: Colombia Vs England - 1 - 1 (3 - 4 On Penalties) Full Time by laliga01: 5:36am On Jul 04, 2018
Bamz:


All the teams on this side of the WC are just not exciting enough for me. I thought Spain was going to qualify and Croatia was going to be swashbuckling.

We are in for a borefest with teams like England, Sweden, Croatia and Russia.

Well, it's nobody's fault. They are the best so far. We have to enjoy it.

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Sports / Re: Belgium Vs Japan: World Cup (3 - 2) On 2nd July 2018 by laliga01: 8:53pm On Jul 02, 2018

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Politics / Re: Killings: Gowon Wants Buhari To Deal With Culprits by laliga01: 8:36pm On Jul 02, 2018
Terminator1234g:
that they shouldn't be wicked, evil and tribalistic like you and the should just someone based on his action and not his tribe, race or religion.
I hope you learn form this too.

You av never had any meaningful post since I know that Monika.
Wetin concern me, run your race as you like.
I have said my own.
Politics / Re: Killings: Gowon Wants Buhari To Deal With Culprits by laliga01: 8:22pm On Jul 02, 2018
Terminator1234g:
you better keep quiet. I can never ever call a good tribe "pig" I am lambasting the Biafran terrorists not igbos. Use your head and see through this for once.

You should be ashamed. I wonder what your children will learn from you as a father.
Politics / Re: Killings: Gowon Wants Buhari To Deal With Culprits by laliga01: 7:55pm On Jul 02, 2018
madridguy:
Can you stop disturbing us with this nonsense?


You have come out of your shell ones more....
You think the killing has passed you by?
It's still at your door step.

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Politics / Re: Killings: Gowon Wants Buhari To Deal With Culprits by laliga01: 7:46pm On Jul 02, 2018
Terminator1234g:
The jobless aggressive idiotic lazy mad wicked evil pigs of Biafra should be happy now, mostly because Buhari is already working to catch all the killers sponsored by them and PDP although some of them have been caught.

How come you are this frustrated?
Naso garri don cost reach?
Celebrities / Re: Georgina Onuoha Buys A House In US, Now A Landlady (Photos) by laliga01: 9:27am On Jul 02, 2018
CANDYDADDY:
shocked






She is one of those yahoo yahoo girl that blackmail white men into travel from their country to her village for mere marriage, so the mumu will later move her to US, and become a citizen

You are simply a hater.
Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty Pictured With His Coursemates At The Nigerian Military School by laliga01: 9:19am On Jul 02, 2018
CANDYDADDY:
shocked


This is where your glory can shine


music not your way, probably reason you never sing better song


Lolx... Did you deliberately want to sound stupid this early morning.
Guy quit smoke abeg, it's not good for you.

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Politics / Re: INEC PVC For Sale On Alibaba.com (Pictured) by laliga01: 8:32am On Jul 02, 2018
senatordave1:

Not so,hes trying to chart a course through his probing and satirical questions.by the way,if what the op posted is true,it goes to further show that buhari will easily win next year polls no matter what.up buhari

These guys can do anything to remain in power. No chance for fair play at all, just like the past administration did.
These guys want it all by force and they can easily do those manipulations far north, I tell you most solemnly.
Politics / Re: INEC PVC For Sale On Alibaba.com (Pictured) by laliga01: 10:57pm On Jul 01, 2018
GavelSlam:


Every polling unit has a fixed number of voters.

You cannot foist yourself on it.

Your details go into a database.

Please tell us something else.

This shows that you are Jon Snow, you know nothing.
Sports / Re: "Cristiano Ronaldo Is Overhyped, Scores From Set-Pieces" - Cesc Fabregas by laliga01: 8:13pm On Jun 24, 2018
mejai:
effect of marrying Granny grin

Lolx... Guy you no get chill at all.
grin grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: England Vs Panama: World Cup 2018 (6 - 1) - Full Time by laliga01: 2:20pm On Jun 24, 2018
XVIER:
Top goal scorers
Ronaldo 4
Kane 4
Lukaku 4
Kane could get a hat trick

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Religion / Re: Of Church Instrumentalists And Payments by laliga01: 2:15pm On Jun 24, 2018
sunnywhyt007:
IDK means I Don’t Know

I guess you didn't get the humour in it.
It's not my fault.
grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Imo APC Factions Clash At APC National Convention In Abuja. Photos by laliga01: 8:00am On Jun 24, 2018
ClassRep001:
Confused set of people.
There surely will be no peace for the wicked.

Imo state is the worst, most evil and most barbaric state in the whole of South East.

Marry a lady from Imo and die before your time. We do see them as outcast here in 042 cos of their barbaric characters.
Very wicked set of people!

Imo should have been an "Afonja" state honestly embarassed

Guy are you sure you don't have any form of brain disorder?
Cos the way I de see you, you have to be careful before trailer kill you for abakpa road Biko.
How can you write ill words against my people even when I know my governor is Jon Snow.
You have to slow down okay, I don't know what your problem is but you are taking it too personal.
Cheers.
Sports / Re: Argentina Coach's Notebook Reveals Tactical Work Ahead Of Nigeria Match by laliga01: 7:52am On Jun 24, 2018
footballflaver:
make eagles use their head sha


Lolx.... This one clear my pivot, honestly.
The guy below me can explain better.
Religion / Re: Of Church Instrumentalists And Payments by laliga01: 7:40am On Jun 24, 2018
HomeOfMe:
You know when you give some people a yard,they want to take a mile. It's supposed to be service to the God you serve. I discovered that when the church started paying them in my church,they started seeing it as a right and whenever they don't get it they start misbehaving.

Lolx.... Don't pay a pastor for two months, you will see the elder brother of misbehaving.
grin grin grin grin

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Religion / Re: Of Church Instrumentalists And Payments by laliga01: 7:37am On Jun 24, 2018
sunnywhyt007:
IDK

I De Kome!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin
Sense will not kill me.

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Romance / Re: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match On Nairaland by laliga01: 9:16pm On Jun 23, 2018
trendsvivi:








I checked your profile , your pic is not there too

But are u 30s and above , in age?

If you are ?send me a pm.

I tried to PM you but I couldn't.
I think we should whatsapp.
Send me a hi on 07036461321.
Today could be my lucky day.
Romance / Re: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match On Nairaland by laliga01: 8:31pm On Jun 23, 2018
trendsvivi:









Lol,start dieing smiley

Lolx... Unfortunately am not seeing any light skinned perere for ya profile.
I almost shot down your page.
Align with me if you are my spec.
Romance / Re: Can You Date Females Who Drink Beer? by laliga01: 8:26pm On Jun 23, 2018
grin grin grin grin grin Ma nigga.

Anigreat:
shocked





Yes!!!


Real women drink beer, and Bleep you endlessly.
Romance / Re: Can You Date Females Who Drink Beer? by laliga01: 8:25pm On Jun 23, 2018
OMG, ..omo na the grooves be that.
Romance / Re: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match On Nairaland by laliga01: 8:08pm On Jun 23, 2018
Where is ma Valentine baby?
If you are light skinned, I die there.
Education / Re: PHOTO: Best Student In Crop Production In EKSU Gets 2 Thousand Naira by laliga01: 4:55pm On Jun 23, 2018
opomulero:



This is truly NIGERIA............... N2k to Best student in Crop Production and N2,000,000,000:00 to appear nude on TV

what are we encouraging, later they will tell us there is brain drain in Nigeria shey.

I rest my case here

This is shameful.
Give the guy an award without attaching money to it would have been perfect.

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