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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: ...... by laluski(m): 8:28am On Mar 23, 2021
Jurado:
This goes out to all the mature Ladies/Women that wanna have fun to the fullest....yea, furcking fun...

I am 6'2 tall, dark, lefthanded, gap toothed, final year vet medical student and a programmer with a 8.2 inches big black deek.... I'm a good bahd pussy eater too....

I eat your clit so goooood while fingering it hard .surcking your puna deep down and licking it up and down....while grabbing your thighs firmly....I mouth-fvck you good till you squirt so harrrrrrrd.....

then I open your leg wide and slide in my erected big black hard corrk into your eaten wet puccy and begin to furrk it so harrrrrd......i punced on you doggy style while pushing your arss upwards and hit it so hard for the next 30 minutes till your cum harrrrrd......

hit me up on WhatsApp to see me more there and my 8.2inches big black Cork pictures and let's meet..... 08135605028 or call......

Lagos-Ibadan-Oyo-Ogbomosho- Ilorin only....
What If the girl in question is HIV positive, so you'll lick the pussy of an HIV positive girl free of charge. And you call yourself final year student. What's wrong with you children of nowadays
Phones › Re: Buying Phone On Installment by laluski(m): 8:18am On Mar 23, 2021
Easybuy... Thank me later
Family › Re: I Have One Month Left To Live by laluski(m): 8:06am On Mar 23, 2021
frozen70:
May all the fun he gets happen to him in reality
Amen and amen
Family › Re: I Have One Month Left To Live by laluski(m): 7:22am On Mar 23, 2021
ChildOfDoom:
my fate

There's no way any family member of mine can part with 250,000 naira in this COVID-19 ravaged economy to save me. I can forsee and imagine my rotting in jail. My mum will be worst hit by the news. I will keep my deeds hidden for the foreseeable future in order not to raise her blood pressure. I might even need to pay more than 250k once the police is involved.

oh the torments and discomfort of prison life keeps me petrified. How do I cope enclosed in a place, knowing I am claustrophobic. Considering my good heart (aside betting addiction) and 'Ajebo upbringing', how do I cope being locked up with hardened criminals. They will sodomize me for sure. The unhygienic nature of cells will exacerbate my fragile health, no doubt.

I once experienced a slight jail experience. during an illegal raid on passers by in Warri. The Calabar DPO of B Division Police station at Okumagba had us kept in a room at the station for a day, till our loved ones came to bail us the next day. That travail is still fresh in my mind. Sleeping on the bare floor, Shut off from daylight, people urinating in a pail and the flies around wasn't something I can cope with for long. my body temperature changed after that day's experience.

I'm doomed
Yes you're.. for professing such thing into your life.. we all say Amen to it.. since you called yourself a child of soon, so shall you be all days of your life... Nothing good will ever ever come from you.. obviously you're ba wasted sperm, making 9 months your mother carry you in her womb and with all the pains of child birth she went tru cos of you a pure waste or time and energy. As we've all said amen to it so shall it follow you all the remaining the days of your life
Thank me later
Car Talk › Re: Pls How Good Is Nissan Micra For Delivery Business ? by laluski(m): 12:00am On Mar 22, 2021
adonainana:
A used one cost between 350k and 450k

I have plugs who can sell it for you also one thing about this car is that it rarely dies no matter how used it is or the condition it is in, the whole engine cost 80k or so and all you have to do is give it a new nucleus and it has started work again
Clap! Clap!! Clap!!!
Car Talk › Re: Pls How Good Is Nissan Micra For Delivery Business ? by laluski(m): 11:56pm On Mar 21, 2021
ThisCouldBeUs:
Buy this one from police.
Don't be stupid ..... Answer the question or forever shut up

MODIFIED
I don't even know whose more stupid.. the fool commenting or the it's RELATIVES showing its entire family stupidity by it's shares and likes
Romance › Re: Me And My Female Coworker(what Could This Mean Please) by laluski(m): 7:11pm On Mar 21, 2021
[quote author=JAOS post=100056418][/quote]cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Education › Re: Famous People Who Mocked God And What Happened To Them. by laluski(m): 7:08pm On Mar 21, 2021
Mhimi007:
even if you don't mock the old hag you'll still die...next point
I wonder how I got into this thread
Celebrities › Re: Bolanle Ninalowo Acquires A New House In Ibadan (Photos) by laluski(m): 6:17pm On Mar 19, 2021
pretydiva:
Which kind childish color be this ni undecided
Show us your own house bought and paid for by you
Romance › Re: I Just Found Out Her Hiding Place by laluski(m): 11:29pm On Mar 16, 2021
slimman007:
Don't reply him he is a male masquerading as female do your diligent finding you will confirm my assertion... Forget that profile pix the guy is it to scam gullible people like him
Yes o!!
I jus notice am sef
Bastard scammer
Romance › Re: I Just Found Out Her Hiding Place by laluski(m): 11:25pm On Mar 16, 2021
Biyonce:
Broke ass behaviour undecided
Bastard scammer
So you be guy
You no go see December for this path u wan take so
Romance › Re: I Just Found Out Her Hiding Place by laluski(m): 9:45pm On Mar 16, 2021
Biyonce:
Broke ass behaviour undecided
You must be very stupid for this comment. Senseless street hustling urchin with no brain upstairs than that useless dirty smelling rotten pomo in-between your Stone legs wei rough like bricklayer hands.
Tell me why is broke ass behavior?
Oh sorry, can't answer that, why?
Simple, you're stupid
Your pic says it all, ikotun market ashawo
Celebrities › Re: Bose Ogulu: Burna Boy’s Grammy Win Is Best Mother’s Day Present (Video) by laluski(m): 1:19pm On Mar 15, 2021
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Oluwa Burna really deserved it... Judging from how assiduously he has been working since the last two years.....The guy good abeg....

The pride of a woman is seeing her kid succeed in whatever he does...

Rip to mine...I suppose make her proud via say I don promise her many good good things of life but death no gree give her chance to reap the fruit of her laborhuh
It's well my brother... Just give your daughter all those gifts, still same thing...
You came out of a woman.. now a woman will come out of you... smiley
Celebrities › Re: Davido Congratulates Wizkid And Burnaboy On Their Grammy Award Wins by laluski(m): 9:05am On Mar 15, 2021
GreatChizzy:
The only Award Davido cannot win, is the one money cannot buy!!!
Gbam!!!
Barman!! 5 Hennessy for our next wise governor here,.... Be quick about it!!
Romance › Re: This Is How A Beautiful Woman Should Look Like by laluski(m): 9:14pm On Mar 13, 2021
IntersexSherry:
This is true beauty with strength
What's wrong with this boy!!
Romance › Re: She Is Rejecting My Advances, Yet Wants To Know Everything About Me by laluski(m): 9:05pm On Mar 13, 2021
Everester:
Call this thread anything u want, criticize, mark error, I don't care, I just need ur honest opinion, and pls no one should tell me to go make money.

We met some months ago, I got her contact, and u know the rest of this wooing tricks, but the issue is that she is always like I'm not interested and yet, each time we get to meet, she will like to know every details about me

If we talk on phone, she likes to know my current location, she even know some information about me, which I never disclose to her.

Call me a simp, I don't care, but naturally I'm not like this, I don't do this, I'm guided by my church rules, I'm not women freak, but I love her so much, the first time I saw her, I nearly lost my balance, I started having a breaking voice, when talking to her friends, I really love her, and no one should talk about any redpill here,

But today, I got frustrated, I was like, let's define this relationship, I'm not interested in all this ordinary friendship stuff, I didn't get close to u to have u as ordinary friend, I want us to date,
She was like this is all we can have together, friends!
But still, she won't stop interfering with my personal affairs,

Now I'm scared of not getting into friend zone, if u were me, will u try more to persuade her or u just leave her like that?

And pls, nobody should mention anything like "I'm the plan B" cos I know her so much, she is this churchy type, with strict doctrine, me getting her number sef, was a miracle,

So what do u think, am i been stylishly friendzone, or she is trying to forming hard to get and yet we won't stop talking about me.
My dear brother.. lemme tell you the truth. She likes you, alot. But she's just being cautious. Love is based on friendship. My wife and I were friends for more than 6 years before we got married and have 3 beautiful kids together. Our first is about entering into the university. What will keep you both together for ever is that FRIENDSHIP she wants to build with you now. She wants to take it slow. Take it slow too. Be in charge, she'll love you more for it. It's all to your advantage and NO DISADVANTAGE whatsoever. Friendship is very important in marriage my brother .... TRUST ME. If she wasn't in love with you she won't want to know more about you and what you do or are doing. Also it's good to play Abit of hard to get wink ... Even when she eventually gives in... Don't rush her for sex.. let every thing come naturally... You'll end up enjoying( and even more) what enjoying now. My wife is the GREATEST gift God gave me in this life( after my breath)
Good luck smiley
Romance › Re: Revealed: See Why Davido Cannot Legally Marry Chioma. by laluski(m): 11:52pm On Mar 09, 2021
Xenry:
And how is that your business?
Exactly... How the hell is this your business... It's obvious you've nothing to blog about... That's why it's also obvious you won't make it... Try condemn aluminum selling
Celebrities › Re: Meghan & Prince Harry: Peter Okoye Hailed For Choosing Lola Omotayo Over Family by laluski(m): 9:02am On Mar 09, 2021
chatinent:
The mother not being in support of the marriage isn't a public matter.

It was her own decision.


He made the decision he felt was right for him.
Infact you deserve more than 10,000 likes and shares for this very smart, short and simple answer, you've said it all with little words
Career › Re: Where Can I Begin Life Cheaply As A Fresh Graduate by laluski(m): 10:21pm On Mar 07, 2021
Jashub:
Oga, if she wanted advise I do not think here would be the best place. And further more, why should she have replied me in that manner...or are you one of those guys on the "blue pill"?
I believe this is the CAREER section, correct? Why won't her thread be appropriate here. She wants to start a life/career of her own and came to here for advice. As a gentleman, you could have ignored her post ...
Oh.. and as for blue/red pill I don't want to even know what that means since it won't increase funds in my bank account
Career › Re: Where Can I Begin Life Cheaply As A Fresh Graduate by laluski(m): 9:58pm On Mar 07, 2021
Jashub:
It seems you have never heard the word "sarcasm" before...abi? Please if you haven't, try and look it up. It is not an abuse. It is a form of mockery.
But truth be told, this serious question needed a serious answer, it was commendable for her to want to leave her parents house and fend for herself, wasn't going to be an easy feat. So she came here for advice not sarcasm or mockery. It was uncalled for. That's the fact my brother
Career › Re: My Hot Tempered Colleague by laluski(m): 10:40am On Mar 03, 2021
Ikjosh04:
Sorry to say but in Broda Shaggi voice "you're a mumu man"
How is he a mumu man
Career › Re: My Hot Tempered Colleague by laluski(m): 10:39am On Mar 03, 2021
2special:
You're the real definition of shame
How is he a definition of shame, explain

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