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dre11:
https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2021/02/19/four-ejigbo-boys-who-allegedly-gang-raped-girl-arrested-by-police/

That ejigbo Dpo is a lady and a hard-working one at that. She's well know in that area. Very understanding no nonsense woman

Danhoys:
I thought I knew what dirtiness was until my cousin's sister started living with us. We gave her a room, a roof over her head until she finds her bearing.

She's an orphan, almost going to 28 years, and sells food on Sundays for cash.

But, looking at her, she's the replica of the word 'unappealing.'

Her hair is always shabby, dirty, and she never attempt to even braid it to keep it in order. Black is beautiful, but hers comes in brown patches and acne.

She doesn't even care.

We have a water closet, and she's ready to keep popping without an attempt to flush. The last time I traveled and left the home for a week, the toilet was beyond what I could comprehend.

To the point I had to do renovation, repainted the wall, and had to hire a cleaner to help wash the toilet thoroughly.

I couldn't risk catching a disease doing it myself. That was how bad it was.

After doing all these, she stopped using the toilet, but would prefer to pop in the compound with a black nylon at night.

Sometimes, she even forget to throw them away. I had woke up very early in the morning. Saw her bucket and wanted to use it, what I saw changed my day.

I saw her feces, and since then I vowed never to touched a bucket that is isn't mine.

Aside from her protruding stomach which she does little to hide, the wrapper she wears every evening have never seen water in months.

Women are supposed to be conscious of their unclothedness, but not this cousin of mine.

She can avoid all the bathrooms, and choose to bathe outside in the open at night.

Like, around 8 to 9 pm when everyone is still very much awake.

Sometimes children will bump in on her unintentionally, and the kid will run away traumatized by what he or she have seen.

I dare not go into details to recount how she prepares the food she sales, and how dirty her coolers and kitchen utensils can swim with maggots for 6 days before she finally washes them on Saturday and prepares food on Sunday for her esteemed customers.

She's not beautiful facially, nor wear makeup or earrings since it's against her belief.

Doesn't wear clothes that suit her. If she dresses like an mbeke, that wouldn't be a problem. I just don't understand her dressing at all, coupled with her dirty look.

When it comes to religion, hers is the worse, jumping from one church to the other. And worse, we hardly sleepy at midnight.

She is always in battle with demons, with her speaking of tongues that don't just sound ridiculous, but deafening and irritating.

She's just 28, and I doubt if any man has ever stopped her on the road, and I still suspect she have never laid with a man before.

She's not mentally unstable if that is what most of you might think.

She's lively, knows how to joke and hold conversations like we all do. But when it comes to her body, grooming, overall cleaningness, she's zero.

There are grades of dirtiness, but when it comes to a stage where someone now dines and wines with feces, then there is a problem somewhere.

She's shapeless and doesn't want to do anything about it despite my numerous advise. She eats junk, like...

She runs to the backyard, gets some vegetables and fry it up with some concoctions and food is ready.

I know all their foods, and the things she cooks is nothing less than a concoction. I've eat her food once and my stomach testified.

A thoroughly analysis of her personality fascinates me to some extent. Is this her personality? Something that is genetically engineered into her that she has no control over?

Can she change?

Do you think I can help her, how?

Don't even bother,
A useless and dirty girl at 28 years is a useless and dirty girl forever...

So no one could post rest of the here abi?


He asks me where I would like to go and I say, anywhere. I really do not know so many places in Abuja. He smiles and says "okay, I have just the perfect place."

Soon, he is driving into this building. The place looks exotic and chide myself for not going home to change first before hanging out.
He parks, tells me to hold on, comes to my side of the door and opens up for me. I preen inwardly, "my, my, such gentleman!"

He holds my hand and we step into this restaurant. The inside is so classy, I feel somehow out of my place with my work clothes and fatigued self.

Instead of leading me to the array of fanciful tables and chairs before us, he takes me through a stairway and we burst into this cozy, dimlit restaurant. Up here is even more exotic and I allow my eyes roam.

He asks me where I would love to sit and I tell him, "anywhere"....... again.
He laughs softly and leads me to the far end that seems secluded.
As we sit, he rummages through his trouser pockets, then leans close to me and says, "err, you will be the one paying for our dinner please. I am not with my wallet."
I look at him like I've not heard him correctly, he has a somber look on his face.
"You said?" I say.
He smiles weakly, "will that be a problem? I have just only two thousand naira on me."

I smile. I assume he is pulling my legs so I tell him that's not a problem. He visibly seems relieved and signals to a waiter hovering around.

Dinner is awesome. He is a good conversationalist. We laugh, we make jest, we talk about serious stuff. Dinner is over and I am all smiles and satisfaction.

Then...... our waiter for the evening appears and hands over the bill to him. My date then does the unthinkable. He shakes his head and tells him to give me the bill.
I stare incredulously at him. My eyes says to him, "so you were serious?"
Many things begin to run through my head.

"What is this? Did I ever brag to this guy that I'm a 'feminist' and must take care of bills? Was I the one that suggested we hang out? If it was prawn soup that was hungrying me, won't I have just gone to the market and prepared a pot full?"

But even as my thoughts threaten to consume me, I reach inside my purse and give my atm, while perusing the bill tab. The money is a bit much, but it is understandable considering the kind of restaurant it is.
Deep down, I am pained.
"What kind of yeye date is this?" I keep asking myself as he leads me through the exit. He hands over the two thousand naira and thanks me for helping out and I grunt a reply.
Soon, we get into his car and he says he doesn't want to let me go yet.
Within me, I'm like, "oga, you've lost the privilege to want anything."
But outside, I just smile and say it is fine. Because frankly, I need the drive around he suggested, too.
We resume our banter, and soon I feel free again. I tell myself that, it is just one dinner and some cash, money will always come. And I did really enjoy myself.

An hour later, he pulls up at the front of my house.
And in the darkness of the car, he turns to look at me and smiles, "did you have a good time?"
Sounds like a tricky question, but in all honesty, I know I had a good time.

So I say, "yes I did but next time do not forget your wallet. Thank God I was with my Atm or we would have been embarrassed."

He smiles, then reaches behind me to rummage in his suit jacket placed on the back of his chair.

Then he brings out a wad of cash and hands it over.
I look at the cash, then at him, confused.

"What's this?"

"I told you I wasn't with my wallet in the restaurant. I forgot it in the car."

All I can utter is, "oh really?", then I collect the cash, thank him for the outing and step out of the car.

As I get inside my house, I count the money in my hand and I'm in for another shock. The money had felt heavy for the amount I spent, when he gave me in the car, but I had assumed it was in 200 naira notes.
Now inside the house, my mouth hangs open as I look at the cash in my hand. It is nearly five times more than what I had paid. All in one thousand naira notes.

I called him on the phone immediately.
"What did you do?" That was all I could ask.

He laughed softly, "please manage it. Thank you once more for hanging out with me."

Then it hit me that I had just passed a test.

Well played, mister, well played. I will never hang out with you again because I am not cut out for the 'testing' nonsense, but well played!
You make a good script writer and a fantastic actor.
Well played!"

AremsonAutos:
just cofirmed your type, was still doubting thinking you might wake up on the wrong side of the bed but YOU can see that you I AM just a perpetual Idiot, I can continue being with that sha, i hope TO get sense someday. God bless you.

AremsonAutos:
hahahaha......i dont need to drag myself with you in the mud, you can continue with your mischief, i hope you find someone of like minds that is in with you for time wastage.

Don't be stupid... It's fits you perfectly

Inception:

An emoji from a great Prof like you means alot... Hope and looking forward to doing business with you .... Very soon
My warm regards to the family

AremsonAutos:
why you dey open teeth

Now as a wise sage, lemme give my tuition to you, as it's obvious you're a slow learner.
It seems this car is a HAND-ME -DOWN to you.. you know... How our uncle's , elder brose's/ sisters usually give us shorts, trousers, and even boxers
If it wasn't , you'll know the true value of this "car".
Oh so you've even deleted the price, good...
Lemme advice you. Just dash another of your ABUROS this "car"
His prayer for you will work and more importantly, be Everlasting
Who knows.. you might even be handed down a 2007 Honda Pilot or even a RANGE SPORT
Good luck

mbahdi:
If u ask me na who I go ask

And this is your own contribution to what men and discussing here
I weep for your parents

emmaebube:
scammer
Low budget yahoo boy
Online almaraji
Shey you don chop my 5k
Na God go punish you

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Kai... Upon my preaching about this yet boy

Brendaniel:
You see something I've learnt about trend is : even a stupid idea can be adopted and accepted by a large number of persons, initially when bobrisky started his crazy looks people over-looked and said he was been stupid instead of the government puting a stop to his stupid appearance they over-looked it, constant social media feed and money show off and followers started coming and now this is where we are with bobrisky

TRUTH: even a stupid idea with constant feeding of the idea to people can be adopted by people you think are not stupid...



Would you allow a man who dressed completely like a woman into your car for a free lift?

Barman!
Barman!!!
Give this man crate of Heineken.
Best comment on nairaland this year
I love and appreciate comment like this
Not the fools on romance sections who just wake up one morning, post / comment on issues even this parents know nothing about!!

Ibehvictor24:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CLPacsEH4Zj/?igshid=hgp7ftmdr189


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2rN14VhTfs

Yeah ryt

nairalandankrah:
Oga pls Shut up..or talk reasonably

You must be very stupid for this statement you just made, this guy you so stupidily crossed all his comments made more sense than you can give in this life. Before you dare allow your stupidity to over rule the little sense you have left lemme explain your folly...
Now.. if your only brother or sister woke up this morning, dressed up and told you all he/she was going to lekki toll gate for protest, after all the warnings and cautions the police in conjunction with other security agents have been tell you all, wetin you go tell am.

1.Why you sef no dress up go there.
2. and if u claim say u no dey Lagos, why u no enter bus land Lagos yesterday go sleep there make u be the first person we go see there this morning making us no say u be freedom fighter
Someone made sense and you come dey show your stupidity
Cow...

thorpido:
This statement below was you comment.
You quoted someone who had made a remark.


I be the fool here. (

valemtech:
Call 08037607036

I just called you now about the tab.
Am coming REAL soon
Am buying specifically for Bible reading and CALL OF DUTY GAME
Can't wait to see how it'll be
My sniper rifle go mad gan!!

My 2 and 5 year old kids too will want to dump their phones and start dragging my tab

dollytino4real:
pls return her to where u brought her from b4 she starts to corrupt ur kids with her witchcraft attitude

Don't mind the cow. Let him be busy looking for advice when he should have sent her packing ling ago.
Let him wait, till she explodes his house with his kids inside!

thorpido:
This statement below was you comment.
You quoted someone who had made a remark.


Don't be the fool here.

Oh I see
Lemme tuck my kids in... I'll get back to you shortly

thorpido:
Only fools don't know nothing.....too dumb to find things out.

I'll very much appreciate you explain what you mean by this statement so I'll understand what you're trying to say

slowice:
These things aren't always known from the onset... What sort of talk is this?

Don't mind the fool

This is sad... Real sad, N9m is not peanuts. How will she sleep this nite. Her village people are real and working non stop on her

emmaebube:
Have anyone applied before and was it successful?

It's a scam