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Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani Celebrate Her 39th Birthday With Hot Pictures by laluski(m): 2:24pm On Mar 01, 2021

Lanry1:
We don't know her here in Mars, maybe those in Pluto may know her.

Celebrities › Re: Tboss, Her Sister Wendy, And Her Fans Drag Ka3na For Trademarking Boss Lady. by laluski(m): 12:32pm On Mar 01, 2021

jimi4us:
Who are all these people??

Ah! My brother!!
You don forget ni? Na keana dey sell fried yam that time for entrance of your estate na. Tboss na that girl Wei the Mama dey sell catfish intestines for ikotun market grin

Celebrities › Re: "I Am Doing Well" — Nigerian Man Whose NYSC Parade Picture Went Viral On Twitter by laluski(m): 12:53pm On Feb 23, 2021

chatinent:
The veins on his neck can wire Idimu to Igando.

Romance › Re: I Almost Committed Suicide When Temi Dumped Me For MR Eazi - (pictures) by laluski(m): 8:39pm On Feb 21, 2021

RealGboy:
so you are a condemned iron seller... how did u get on Nairaland

As a REALGBOY grin

Romance › Re: I Almost Committed Suicide When Temi Dumped Me For MR Eazi - (pictures) by laluski(m): 7:26pm On Feb 21, 2021

Feddytune:
Fast Rising musician Alo Innas has called out temi otedola for dumping him for Mr Eazi of all people ..

The musician claimed he would have been happy if he was dumped for wizkid or Kizz daniel but it hurt him more because she chose to dump him for Mr Eazi ...

The singer also shared a screenshot of temi otedola allegedly messaging him on instagram and begged her fans to pls ask her what's she's looking for ?

This boy looks like the boy I used to sell condemn iron to grin

Travel › Re: All Seven Personnel Die In The Abuja Aircraft Crash - Airforce Confirms by laluski(m): 4:17pm On Feb 21, 2021

NwaNimo1:
A ll

P ersonnel

C remated?

[img]https://media./images/04c3bd721a0fa40bcd1e90540e8dc815/tenor.gif[/img]

You all just stop all these nonsense Apc gifs
Someone just lost a father, mother, brother/sister. Someone just lost a bread winner and you're here making mockery of yourself (not the situation at hand).
Avbin seeing these uselss APC gifs all over different threads
It's wrong and a very stupid thing to do
Stop it and grow up angry

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Phones › Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by laluski(m): 4:16pm On Feb 20, 2021

Kennydollz:
What happened before? Did it fall? Did u try rooting/flashing something? You can do a force restart firstly, hold down power button till it restarts itself

My brother I no do anything o. Just happened like that few hrs ago
Lemme try what you just said
Tnx

Romance › Re: Admin Please Hide My Identity by laluski(m): 4:00pm On Feb 20, 2021

[quote author=SaintXto post=99253940]Admin please hide my identity

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I am this kind of lady that hates pretense. They said what you won't tolerate in marriage,don't tolerate in courtship.

I have known my boyfriend for a year, but this is my first time of coming in contact with his family.

Because of my long holiday at work, I visited him and met his mum and siblings. They were so happy to see me and they welcomed me so well.

Yesterday, I cooked and served everybody.. I later noticed that his mum went to my pot and took more food. I calmly told her that I don't like people going to my kitchen and pot.

I fold her that if she needs more food, she should notify me and I will serve her more... If you see the way the woman looked at me. So disgusting.

Later on, my boyfriend told me that my action was wrong and that I should go apologize to his mum.

For the records, I didn't tell my boyfriend, so invariably, the mum reported me.

I gently told my boyfriend that I won't tolerate that, even after our marriage. I told him it is better they get use to the real me so they won't say I changed after marriage.

Since yesterday, the mum and siblings have refused to talk to me even when I greet them.

WHAT'S YOUR VERDICT?[/quote

You must be very stupid for several reasons but the worst is even having the audacity to come here to know what I think about what you did.
Since you're here, lemme explain why you're a wasted sperm.

Lemme even ask, when you told your mum what happened ( that's if you even told her), what did she say?

2. So tell me, is the kitchen yours in the first place.
3. First time! First time Your "boyfriend" took you to go see his family and look at how you disgraced him, yourself and your entire generation( including your unborn children).
4.A woman accepted you as her son's fiance and even allowed you to go cook in her kitchen, and you had the guts to tell her not to ever touch food Wei you cook
If I were your boyfriend I no go vex, I go jus double and intensify the banging on you so if eventually u decide to go I'll have the satisfaction of knowing I have spread your useless legs and banged you 7 ways till Sunday.
If your boyfriend is an idiot and he so as still calls you his "babe" after that nonsense episode, then he's a bastard and needs to be castrated cos obviously he's thinking with his dick angry

No have I answered your question

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Phones › Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by laluski(m): 2:53pm On Feb 20, 2021

I just noticed my finger scanner just disappeared on my A5 pro. Has anyone experienced this. Have been using this phone ever since it came out and really like the phone cos it's s very rugged phone, TRUST ME
your inputs will be highly appreciated
Tnx

Autos › Re: 1995 Toyota Previa AUTOMATIC Available @ 1,950miilion @ Agege by laluski(m): 11:31pm On Feb 19, 2021

upengineer:
Available for sale is an automatic previa. The car is in good condition. It comes with sound engine, clean interior.

Location: Agege, Lagos

Asking price: 1.950million

Transmission: AUTOMATIC

For inquiries, call: 08066683750

Crime › Re: Four Ejigbo Boys Who Gang-raped Girl, Arrested By Police (pic) by laluski(m): 7:59pm On Feb 19, 2021

dre11:
https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2021/02/19/four-ejigbo-boys-who-allegedly-gang-raped-girl-arrested-by-police/

That ejigbo Dpo is a lady and a hard-working one at that. She's well know in that area. Very understanding no nonsense woman

Family › Re: I've Never Seen A Girl As Dirty As My Cousin Sister by laluski(m): 7:48pm On Feb 19, 2021

Danhoys:
I thought I knew what dirtiness was until my cousin's sister started living with us. We gave her a room, a roof over her head until she finds her bearing.

She's an orphan, almost going to 28 years, and sells food on Sundays for cash.

But, looking at her, she's the replica of the word 'unappealing.'

Her hair is always shabby, dirty, and she never attempt to even braid it to keep it in order. Black is beautiful, but hers comes in brown patches and acne.

She doesn't even care.

We have a water closet, and she's ready to keep popping without an attempt to flush. The last time I traveled and left the home for a week, the toilet was beyond what I could comprehend.

To the point I had to do renovation, repainted the wall, and had to hire a cleaner to help wash the toilet thoroughly.

I couldn't risk catching a disease doing it myself. That was how bad it was.

After doing all these, she stopped using the toilet, but would prefer to pop in the compound with a black nylon at night.

Sometimes, she even forget to throw them away. I had woke up very early in the morning. Saw her bucket and wanted to use it, what I saw changed my day.

I saw her feces, and since then I vowed never to touched a bucket that is isn't mine.

Aside from her protruding stomach which she does little to hide, the wrapper she wears every evening have never seen water in months.

Women are supposed to be conscious of their unclothedness, but not this cousin of mine.

She can avoid all the bathrooms, and choose to bathe outside in the open at night.

Like, around 8 to 9 pm when everyone is still very much awake.

Sometimes children will bump in on her unintentionally, and the kid will run away traumatized by what he or she have seen.

I dare not go into details to recount how she prepares the food she sales, and how dirty her coolers and kitchen utensils can swim with maggots for 6 days before she finally washes them on Saturday and prepares food on Sunday for her esteemed customers.

She's not beautiful facially, nor wear makeup or earrings since it's against her belief.

Doesn't wear clothes that suit her. If she dresses like an mbeke, that wouldn't be a problem. I just don't understand her dressing at all, coupled with her dirty look.

When it comes to religion, hers is the worse, jumping from one church to the other. And worse, we hardly sleepy at midnight.

She is always in battle with demons, with her speaking of tongues that don't just sound ridiculous, but deafening and irritating.

She's just 28, and I doubt if any man has ever stopped her on the road, and I still suspect she have never laid with a man before.

She's not mentally unstable if that is what most of you might think.

She's lively, knows how to joke and hold conversations like we all do. But when it comes to her body, grooming, overall cleaningness, she's zero.

There are grades of dirtiness, but when it comes to a stage where someone now dines and wines with feces, then there is a problem somewhere.

She's shapeless and doesn't want to do anything about it despite my numerous advise. She eats junk, like...

She runs to the backyard, gets some vegetables and fry it up with some concoctions and food is ready.

I know all their foods, and the things she cooks is nothing less than a concoction. I've eat her food once and my stomach testified.

A thoroughly analysis of her personality fascinates me to some extent. Is this her personality? Something that is genetically engineered into her that she has no control over?

Can she change?

Do you think I can help her, how?

Don't even bother,
A useless and dirty girl at 28 years is a useless and dirty girl forever...

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Romance › Re: Lady Dumpfounded After Meeting The Mystery Man She Has Been Chatting With... by laluski(m): 2:53pm On Feb 19, 2021

So no one could post rest of the here abi? angry

He asks me where I would like to go and I say, anywhere. I really do not know so many places in Abuja. He smiles and says "okay, I have just the perfect place."

Soon, he is driving into this building. The place looks exotic and chide myself for not going home to change first before hanging out.
He parks, tells me to hold on, comes to my side of the door and opens up for me. I preen inwardly, "my, my, such gentleman!"

He holds my hand and we step into this restaurant. The inside is so classy, I feel somehow out of my place with my work clothes and fatigued self.

Instead of leading me to the array of fanciful tables and chairs before us, he takes me through a stairway and we burst into this cozy, dimlit restaurant. Up here is even more exotic and I allow my eyes roam.

He asks me where I would love to sit and I tell him, "anywhere"....... again.
He laughs softly and leads me to the far end that seems secluded.
As we sit, he rummages through his trouser pockets, then leans close to me and says, "err, you will be the one paying for our dinner please. I am not with my wallet."
I look at him like I've not heard him correctly, he has a somber look on his face.
"You said?" I say.
He smiles weakly, "will that be a problem? I have just only two thousand naira on me."

I smile. I assume he is pulling my legs so I tell him that's not a problem. He visibly seems relieved and signals to a waiter hovering around.

Dinner is awesome. He is a good conversationalist. We laugh, we make jest, we talk about serious stuff. Dinner is over and I am all smiles and satisfaction.

Then...... our waiter for the evening appears and hands over the bill to him. My date then does the unthinkable. He shakes his head and tells him to give me the bill.
I stare incredulously at him. My eyes says to him, "so you were serious?"
Many things begin to run through my head.

"What is this? Did I ever brag to this guy that I'm a 'feminist' and must take care of bills? Was I the one that suggested we hang out? If it was prawn soup that was hungrying me, won't I have just gone to the market and prepared a pot full?"

But even as my thoughts threaten to consume me, I reach inside my purse and give my atm, while perusing the bill tab. The money is a bit much, but it is understandable considering the kind of restaurant it is.
Deep down, I am pained.
"What kind of yeye date is this?" I keep asking myself as he leads me through the exit. He hands over the two thousand naira and thanks me for helping out and I grunt a reply.
Soon, we get into his car and he says he doesn't want to let me go yet.
Within me, I'm like, "oga, you've lost the privilege to want anything."
But outside, I just smile and say it is fine. Because frankly, I need the drive around he suggested, too.
We resume our banter, and soon I feel free again. I tell myself that, it is just one dinner and some cash, money will always come. And I did really enjoy myself.

An hour later, he pulls up at the front of my house.
And in the darkness of the car, he turns to look at me and smiles, "did you have a good time?"
Sounds like a tricky question, but in all honesty, I know I had a good time.

So I say, "yes I did but next time do not forget your wallet. Thank God I was with my Atm or we would have been embarrassed."

He smiles, then reaches behind me to rummage in his suit jacket placed on the back of his chair.

Then he brings out a wad of cash and hands it over.
I look at the cash, then at him, confused.

"What's this?"

"I told you I wasn't with my wallet in the restaurant. I forgot it in the car."

All I can utter is, "oh really?", then I collect the cash, thank him for the outing and step out of the car.

As I get inside my house, I count the money in my hand and I'm in for another shock. The money had felt heavy for the amount I spent, when he gave me in the car, but I had assumed it was in 200 naira notes.
Now inside the house, my mouth hangs open as I look at the cash in my hand. It is nearly five times more than what I had paid. All in one thousand naira notes.

I called him on the phone immediately.
"What did you do?" That was all I could ask.

He laughed softly, "please manage it. Thank you once more for hanging out with me."

Then it hit me that I had just passed a test.

Well played, mister, well played. I will never hang out with you again because I am not cut out for the 'testing' nonsense, but well played!
You make a good script writer and a fantastic actor.
Well played!"

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Autos › Re: Clean Naija Used Car by laluski(m): 7:28pm On Feb 18, 2021

AremsonAutos:
just cofirmed your type, was still doubting thinking you might wake up on the wrong side of the bed but YOU can see that you I AM just a perpetual Idiot, I can continue being with that sha, i hope TO get sense someday. God bless you.

Autos › Re: Clean Naija Used Car by laluski(m): 1:07pm On Feb 18, 2021

AremsonAutos:
hahahaha......i dont need to drag myself with you in the mud, you can continue with your mischief, i hope you find someone of like minds that is in with you for time wastage.

Don't be stupid... It's fits you perfectly

Autos › Re: Clean Naija Used Car by laluski(m): 12:25pm On Feb 18, 2021

Inception:

An emoji from a great Prof like you means alot... Hope and looking forward to doing business with you .... Very soon
My warm regards to the family

Autos › Re: Clean Naija Used Car by laluski(m): 12:22pm On Feb 18, 2021

AremsonAutos:
why you dey open teeth

Now as a wise sage, lemme give my tuition to you, as it's obvious you're a slow learner.
It seems this car is a HAND-ME -DOWN to you.. you know... How our uncle's , elder brose's/ sisters usually give us shorts, trousers, and even boxers grin

If it wasn't , you'll know the true value of this "car".
Oh so you've even deleted the price, good...
Lemme advice you. Just dash another of your ABUROS this "car"
His prayer for you will work and more importantly, be Everlasting
Who knows.. you might even be handed down a 2007 Honda Pilot or even a RANGE SPORT grin

Good luck

Autos › Re: Clean Naija Used Car by laluski(m): 10:37pm On Feb 17, 2021

Pets › Re: I Just Found This Young Bird By The Corner Of My House. How Do I Help It? (pics) by laluski(m): 9:59pm On Feb 17, 2021

mbahdi:
If u ask me na who I go ask

And this is your own contribution to what men and discussing here
I weep for your parents

Business › Re: Get a business loan here,no colletaral required. by laluski(m): 8:27pm On Feb 15, 2021

emmaebube:
scammer
Low budget yahoo boy
Online almaraji
Shey you don chop my 5k
Na God go punish you

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Kai... Upon my preaching about this yet boy cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Another Fan Gets Bobrisky Tattoo: Is This The Cutest Yet? by laluski(m): 6:37pm On Feb 14, 2021

Brendaniel:
You see something I've learnt about trend is : even a stupid idea can be adopted and accepted by a large number of persons, initially when bobrisky started his crazy looks people over-looked and said he was been stupid instead of the government puting a stop to his stupid appearance they over-looked it, constant social media feed and money show off and followers started coming and now this is where we are with bobrisky

TRUTH: even a stupid idea with constant feeding of the idea to people can be adopted by people you think are not stupid...

Would you allow a man who dressed completely like a woman into your car for a free lift?

Barman!
Barman!!!
Give this man crate of Heineken.
Best comment on nairaland this year
I love and appreciate comment like this
Not the fools on romance sections who just wake up one morning, post / comment on issues even this parents know nothing about!!

Celebrities › Re: Dino Melaye To FG: Release Macaroni, Others Or Be Ready To Arrest Millions Of Us by laluski(m): 8:14pm On Feb 13, 2021

Ibehvictor24:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CLPacsEH4Zj/?igshid=hgp7ftmdr189

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2rN14VhTfs

Yeah ryt

Politics › Re: #OccupyLekkiTollGate: Falz Reacts To The Arrest Of Mr Macaroni And Others by laluski(m): 4:44pm On Feb 13, 2021

nairalandankrah:
Oga pls Shut up..or talk reasonably

You must be very stupid for this statement you just made, this guy you so stupidily crossed all his comments made more sense than you can give in this life. Before you dare allow your stupidity to over rule the little sense you have left lemme explain your folly...
Now.. if your only brother or sister woke up this morning, dressed up and told you all he/she was going to lekki toll gate for protest, after all the warnings and cautions the police in conjunction with other security agents have been tell you all, wetin you go tell am.

1.Why you sef no dress up go there.
2. and if u claim say u no dey Lagos, why u no enter bus land Lagos yesterday go sleep there make u be the first person we go see there this morning making us no say u be freedom fighter
Someone made sense and you come dey show your stupidity
Cow... angry

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Family › Re: Outrageous Traditional Marriage List In Akwa Ibom: Man Runs Away by laluski(m): 6:55pm On Feb 12, 2021

thorpido:
This statement below was you comment.
You quoted someone who had made a remark.

I be the fool here. (

Technology Market › Re: Valem Phantom Z +4g Lte 4gb,64gb Android 9 Tablet Pc+keyboard Pouch by laluski(m): 6:47pm On Feb 12, 2021

valemtech:
Call 08037607036

I just called you now about the tab.
Am coming REAL soon
Am buying specifically for Bible reading and CALL OF DUTY GAME grin

Can't wait to see how it'll be
My sniper rifle go mad gan!! grin

My 2 and 5 year old kids too will want to dump their phones and start dragging my tab cheesy

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