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NIKITA217:
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TOY or PARLOR DOGS as:-:
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Lhasa Apso:#35,000
Japanese spitz ;#25,000 .,
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Pitbull dog.:;#50,000
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MASTIFFS as
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Cane Corso :, #65,000-250,000
Bull dog ,: #70,000--250,000
Pugs: #75,000
Great Dane ,;: #83,000
St. Bernard:: #65,000
Pedigree dogs :;#95,000 - #350,000
And lots more .

Call or WhatsApp us on 08164395537

We deliver nation wide to only serious buyers please don't WhatsApp or call if you are not serious in buying, discount for those buying more than one dog.

Lhasa for 35k?
Caucasian for 50k
St Bernard for 65k
You must be very stupid

helinues:
Toh

Ants infested wood started the party early.. Chicken is now fully back at home for roosting.

As we read and watched the Israel Vs Palestine show of power without being pinched, so as we go read and watch the events in SE behind our keyboards

Simple

abrosie4real:
Superspin.ng a subsidiary of NZ Pro Gaming Machine Operations Nigeria is massively recruiting suitable candidates for the role of Game Centre Cashiers in multiple locations across Lagos State for immediate hire.

The ideal candidate must be agile and ready to work.
Prior experience is not required as adequate trainings will be conducted upon recruitment.

JOB REQUIREMENT

• Must be available to start immediately.
• Should possess a minimum of SSCE
• Must be able to operate a smart phone.
• Should be able to provide a verifiable guarantor.
• Should live within or near the locations mentioned below.

AVAILABLE LOCATIONS ACROSS LAGOS

1 Ajah
2 Ikate
3 Osapa London
4 Mushin
5 Somolu
6 Apapa
7 Ijesha
8 Ago Okota
9 Ebutemeta
10 Costain
11 Ojuelegba
12 Okoko
13 Oluti
14 Orile/Coker
15 Ikotun
16 Oshodi
17 Ikeja
18 Ikorodu
19 Oyingbo

Salary Range – N25,000 – N30,000.


HOW TO APPLY

Interested candidates should send their CVs to info@superspin.ng mentioning the location interested in from the list above in the SUBJECT of the email.



You can also apply by Sending a WhatsApp message to Ms Wunmi on 09040751774 9 (Whatsapp Only) with the following information.

Your Name.
The location you are interested in.
Your personal Phone Number.


Applications received without mentioning a location will not be attended to.

DEADLINE
June 20th 2021

The phone number is not correct..I've tried calling it

Prosperous111:
And E enter news

Infact..these are times I believe nairaland has been sold to off to kids and moderators are teenage my daughter's age....a youth woke up in a country and posted and it online and you call it news...if you moderators were the ones who woke up in say...Paris tomorrow, who will give a Damn on common Facebook...you guys need to grow up or allow someone else grow it for you

Confirm scam..
Run...

Volkswagen90:
Congrats bro,,leave op i think is just a little boy posting his fantasy,this type of girl in Nigeria only know one thing,mess around.

Of course...when a girl flaunts her curves, it's simply because that's the ONLY thing she has in this life and beyond...come imagine say she no come get am or even worse, she get accident and one leg was cut off from the thighs down....one thigh and no brain...she go continue to flaunt for social media abi?

Infolenka:
Let's be honest, you can say all you want about inner beauty, intelligence and good character, but at a very primal level, men care primarily about looks when picking women.

In fact women themselves judge a guy by the kind of girls he dates and they base their judgement on how the girl looks. If she looks beautiful, they rate him high.

Beauty is subjective yes, but there is a kind of girl almost every guy would admit is attractive. This women are at the top of the attractiveness scale. Among the qualities they have is facial beauty, good skin tone, good hip to waist ratio, curvy physique and lot body fat.

The image below represents this top tier level of beauty and only few men are able to date these sorts of women.

So my question is, how many of you Nairaland men have dated a girl that looks like this?

Nice body, empty brain.
A brainless girl will wake up one morning and decide to take this kind of pic or is used to taking it every day.
A goal oriented girl, a hard working girl with a promising future won't do this nor even have time for this.
The girl in the pic is just selling 3 thins; lap/ass, boobs and her private part.
So I ask you Op. what's the point to this post.

Oh...and to answer your question, yes I did...and I dumped them all.am happily married with 3 beautiful very smart kids to a hard-working, highly intelligent woman whose very resourceful

OmegaDesign:
Very funny.

What's funny about the man dying

Annoms:
I'll try to make this short.

Yesterday I was having a conversation with my fiancée about my mum's suggestion about how to go about our wedding which is scheduled to take place Jan next year. My mum suggested that we do both trad and white wedding on the same day to cut cost. She opined that we do the white wedding in the morning and hold the traditional marriage as a reception in the afternoon. I pretty much see reasons from her perspective considering the harsh economic condition in Nigeria.

I was relating this to my fiancée yesterday in a phone call, when she flared up and said I should have consulted her to seek her opinion on this marriage arrangement before going to my family to seek theirs because I said my mum's advise seems okay.

What I deduce from her plight was that she wants the trad marriage at the village (south-east) while the white at the town where we base (South-West). That was what I initially wanted but due to high inflation in the land, I'm actually tilting towards my mum advise because I can't go bankruptcy just because I want to satisfy her. Why not use a stone to kill two birds?

She wants a cream-de-la-cream kind of wedding but she's not ready to assist financially to make that happen. (she's an awaiting corper)

I told her that the cost of transportation and lodging people from the village (hers and mine) to the city for our white marriage alone is gulping about 500/600k. That's transportation & lodging alone ooo.. I'll now spend if not x2 of what I spent on trad for white.. Why not just do everything in the village and move on with our lives? We can actually have it in the village and it will still be all nice and glamourous.

She said she wants to have a say in how her marriage will look like. Her imput is welcomed. But if she still insist on having the white wedding and not putting finances into consideration. I'm thinking that she want the white wedding on the city because of her friends who will attend which is not enough reason to go bankruptcy for.

It was a heated argument yesterday. We both went to bed angrily and not in talking terms till now

Pls advice accordingly. Thanks

My brother;
1. Dump her immediately
2. Dump her family
3. Dump the wedding
4. Move on
5. Wait for God to provide your wife for you.

God will give you the kind of wife I have. I have been married for close to 20 years. Right from time my wife has always been a huge help being financially independent on her own.
She's never because of that Insulted nor abused me. Infact I call myself a spoilt big baby.she goes out of her way, squeezes herself just to please me.
She's a God fearing person, highly spiritual.
You won't know nor perceive that she's the REASON behind my success. she's a superwoman.
She'll never EVER allow us spend such money on a wedding, she's very very prude t when it comes to money. Guy, I dey tell u, my wife no go gree make we spend unnecessary excesses on wedding
That's the kind of wife you need....
Not the unfortunate failure you call a fiance
Good luck

Xiaomi1:
somebody should help me explain better for thix dullard.

Must you abuse him, is it a crime for him not to know...and I wonder why the Op can't even stand up for himself over this stupid reply.
And who the f...k is the useless slowpoke with a worn out destiny even liking your comment

Please I need a video tutorial on how to use microsoft office.If you have lemme know.lagos residents
Call or whatsapp me 0802626462
Or you can drop your number here
Urgent
Tnx

robosky02:
Fans Thrilled As BBNaija Tacha Confirms Relationship With Footballer Kelechi Iheanacho

Ex Big Brother Naija Pepper Dem housemate, Natacha Akide, popularly referred to as Tacha, has opened up on her relationship with the Nigerian professional footballer, Kelechi Iheanacho.

The reality star made this surprising revelation on Twitter when she applauded Iheanacho who is currently signed to Leicester for making Nigerians happy.

According to her, the Leicester striker puts smiles on the faces of Nigerians more than the Nigerian government has done.

She further suggested that Iheanacho became the President of Nigeria.

A nosy fan in reaction to Tacha's post became suspicious that the reality star might already be having something romantic with the footballer hence her sudden interest in football.

Tacha in response confirmed the fan's suspicions.

In her words;

"Been sailing long long long ago".

https://www.mimidoris.com/2021/04/fans-thrilled-as-bbnaija-tacha-confirms.html

In Jack sparrows voice " let'em enjoy the fukening 'hile it last

Mordson:
It'll be nice if you lead the way by first telling us how you handled STD's contracted from your cheating spouse.

Abeg tell am

Nonso92:
It is a simple way of investing your money and trading it in the forest to make profit.
E.g Sambisa forest, you could walk into the forest with a lot of cash, look for a hidden place to bury your money, water it and add fertilizer, then come back in 3 months and watch it grow.
Easy peasy

Gbam!!!

Nonso92:
It is a simple way of investing your money and trading it in the forest to make profit.
E.g Sambisa forest, you could walk into the forest with a lot of cash, look for a hidden place to bury your money, water it and add fertilizer, then come back in 3 months and watch it grow.
Easy peasy

Omihanifa:
https://punchng.com/actress-etinosa-idemudias-second-marriage-crashes-less-than-a-year/

Why the hell do you bloggers and gist carriers like blocking people's faces you gossip about....a face that's all over the internet.is that not stupidity.
Marriage crash una dey block person face. oya goan block Bill and His wife face na

Flexherbal:
What type of punishment do you think is good for this kind of person?



#JusticeForHinyUmoren

Infact you took the words right out of my mouth..to send am go jail go be like renting a one bedroom apartment for him.if they hand him over to me, I know what to do

A buyer needs 10 units of this type of Truck heads.Manual or automatic.
Lemme have price for both tokunbo and brand new
Call or whatsapp 08082626462

He even put "God bless you" at the end.
You would have called his company and forwarded this convo.you messed up...
Hr guys are demons
Trust me
Am an HR consultant

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating 4 over a year and so we decided to get married.There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective 21yr old sister-in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts, and often times was bra-less.She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a fair view.*
One day this little sis called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once b4 I get married and commit my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and could not say a word. She said, I'm going upstairs to my room, and if u want one last wild fling, just come up and get me. I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and headed straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car, Behold, my future family were standing outside, all clapping!. With tears in his eyes, my father in-law hugged me and said "We are very happy that you passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter Welcome to the family!". I smiled with a sigh of relief, what a wonderful God we serve, because I was actually heading to my car to get my condoms
NA GOD SAVE ME OOh!

Cvesta:
See this old urchin... If that is your bragging right, you have thoroughly failed.. I stopped submitting CV since over 5 years cos I am getting myself paid enough to employ people.. I won't even take a 250k monthly paying job now.. I could buy 20 pro max tomorrow if I so Wish..
But then I ain't interested in all this your bragaccio.. Stick to the topic and the fact you have no worthwhile opinion on Ronaldo's life choices. A man who could only buy a pro max for his daughter for passing '' waec'' (it seems like a great achievement in your family, it is normal in mine) is angry about a man (Ronaldo) choices. a man who can dash you 5 million dollars each for every miserable years you have spent walking the earth and still have enough to enjoy till old age.. Get a life

I Ain't interested in this your pissing contest

Fool am done with you, move on

Cvesta:
You are the kid here.. He isn't going pay shit and even if he is, he doesn't need a loan from you.. It is barely 5% of his wealth.. Worry more about the decisions you have made in your life and where they have gotten you.

No one lives a life of perfection and if you are one of those who always strive for perfection, start living rather than just existing

My reply got to you, good...mind your business when you've nothing meaningful to add to wise comments.
Oh, one more thing, about my life's decisions?
I bought My 17 year old daughter whose about to enter into the University an iPhone 11 pro max for passing her waec and neco with flying colors .
Am living the dream life...send your CV to me lemme help you or your account number

[quote author=Cvesta post=101234940]You will hate a fellow guy for having a Joystick in between his legs? Are you castrated? [/quote
Lemme get this straight;
1. As he is about to pay this lump sum( and trust me, he is GOING to pay it), you're supporting him
2. As he put his wife and family tru this legal public disgrace over a girl that's not even a quarter as sexy as his own wife, you're supporting him.
All because he's wealthy and has a dick
Who buys you kids data on your phones nowadays

Ever8090:
I no still understand after reading like 3 times

Me sef

fergie0o1:
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Kathryn Mayorga in 2014

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Ronaldo in a club with Mayorga in 2009

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Lawyers for Mayorga want reality star Jasmine, pictured, to testify



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Cristiano calls rape 'abominable' in a firm denial


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The future is indeed female.how can you explain how a handsome fool like this idiot..whose babymama is WAY MORE BEAUTIFUL than this Jakande estate girl will even think of banging her...knowing fully well the clout following him day and night.
I no even pity am...I pity him babymama for the embarrassment this wasted sperm dey bring on her innocent soul.
If na my younger sis,him go pay more...just out of hatred that he even has that thing in between his useless legs..Stupid goat

PeraGSD:
"If u no get peragsd money for confirm puppy"

Who told you he does not have PerGSD money for confirm puppy. PeraGSD money for confirm puppy na shikini money . Just plan well. That is why we accept payments in installments. There are people from this forum that we have done that for and we have never set eyes on each other. We try to make the puppy adoption/acquisition experience easy so more persons can own a "confirm puppy"

Try us.

My dear brother
I mean no disrespect. Don't get me wrong. I also am seriously planning on having a pup from you. My 8 Months female Caucasian just died last week due to INBREEDING and I bought her from that plan.
So my advice to my young man was meant as an advice nothing else
I'll call you soon

kingcypress:
I have checked ooooo. I couldn't find anything like hairy.

Kindly tell me the difference

Leave all these long/short haired issues
Just love your dog the way it is.Na your deep love and care for him will bring out him fineness and sexiness.
If u no get peragsd money for confirm puppy just face your own and care for it, simple

Lesbihornest:
please, what is wrong with them? I was going to buy

Don't even try it..you'll be buying pure nonsense....its even better you buy a fine local dog than this

emilfischer:
Hello guys, I am close to my mid-twenties, currently in my penultimate year in the University. I am yet to have a girlfriend although I have met girls I think are into me but I feel it yet not time for all that.

I would like to hear what you guys think.

Above are very stupid answers to your really STUPID question

Have fun reading