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viviangist:
There was a drama in Uganda when a married woman allegedly got stuck to another man after having sex together.

The incident was said to have happened in Gulu city, in the Northern Region of Uganda on Wednesday morning, June 16[color=#000000].[/color]

According to an eyewitness, Pai Robins OgwengAkiiki, after engaging in sexual intercourse, their organs could not separate.

All the efforts by the duo to separate from each other proved abortive so they raised an alarm which attracted residents and the police.

They were eventually separated by the woman's husband after he touched their waists.

The two are now in police custody. Read report below:



Source; https://www.instagram.com/p/CMy7kbAhK8U/

In police custody for what...

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NeeKlaus:
Who be this fool, abeg?

He called himself ICTweb... meaning I Can't Think

Which...is very obvious

Long and short of it;

In a typical shisha session (about 1 hour), a shisha smoker can inhale the same amount of toxins as a cigarette smoker consuming over 100 cigarettes. Like cigarette smoking, these toxins put shisha smokers at risk of developing heart and circulatory diseases, cancers, nicotine addiction, and other health effects.

Drops mic....walks of thread

okhueleigbe:
Read this using the link below thank you




https://greenerhealth.com.ng/the-health-effects-of-smoking-shisha/

Don't worry..lemme kuku Google it and post here on your thread

Fool..use another way to monitise your scam..

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chukskafor:
Oga what you really need in your life right now is to quit this your local scam deal and go back to school.....who's gonna fall for this your gibberish; you can't even compose an ordinary two/three line sentence, SMH

My brother infact i tire for these local fools...calling them scammers is even glorifying them..let's pity their life and call their various destinies to order.... obviously they have no hold on it again sir

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Lhasa for 35k?
Caucasian for 50k
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You must be very stupid

helinues:
Toh

Ants infested wood started the party early.. Chicken is now fully back at home for roosting.

As we read and watched the Israel Vs Palestine show of power without being pinched, so as we go read and watch the events in SE behind our keyboards

Simple

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The phone number is not correct..I've tried calling it

Prosperous111:
And E enter news

Infact..these are times I believe nairaland has been sold to off to kids and moderators are teenage my daughter's age....a youth woke up in a country and posted and it online and you call it news...if you moderators were the ones who woke up in say...Paris tomorrow, who will give a Damn on common Facebook...you guys need to grow up or allow someone else grow it for you

Confirm scam..
Run...

Volkswagen90:
Congrats bro,,leave op i think is just a little boy posting his fantasy,this type of girl in Nigeria only know one thing,mess around.

Of course...when a girl flaunts her curves, it's simply because that's the ONLY thing she has in this life and beyond...come imagine say she no come get am or even worse, she get accident and one leg was cut off from the thighs down....one thigh and no brain...she go continue to flaunt for social media abi?

Infolenka:
Let's be honest, you can say all you want about inner beauty, intelligence and good character, but at a very primal level, men care primarily about looks when picking women.

In fact women themselves judge a guy by the kind of girls he dates and they base their judgement on how the girl looks. If she looks beautiful, they rate him high.

Beauty is subjective yes, but there is a kind of girl almost every guy would admit is attractive. This women are at the top of the attractiveness scale. Among the qualities they have is facial beauty, good skin tone, good hip to waist ratio, curvy physique and lot body fat.

The image below represents this top tier level of beauty and only few men are able to date these sorts of women.

So my question is, how many of you Nairaland men have dated a girl that looks like this?

Nice body, empty brain.
A brainless girl will wake up one morning and decide to take this kind of pic or is used to taking it every day.
A goal oriented girl, a hard working girl with a promising future won't do this nor even have time for this.
The girl in the pic is just selling 3 thins; lap/ass, boobs and her private part.
So I ask you Op. what's the point to this post.

Oh...and to answer your question, yes I did...and I dumped them all.am happily married with 3 beautiful very smart kids to a hard-working, highly intelligent woman whose very resourceful

OmegaDesign:
Very funny.

What's funny about the man dying

Annoms:
I'll try to make this short.

Yesterday I was having a conversation with my fiancée about my mum's suggestion about how to go about our wedding which is scheduled to take place Jan next year. My mum suggested that we do both trad and white wedding on the same day to cut cost. She opined that we do the white wedding in the morning and hold the traditional marriage as a reception in the afternoon. I pretty much see reasons from her perspective considering the harsh economic condition in Nigeria.

I was relating this to my fiancée yesterday in a phone call, when she flared up and said I should have consulted her to seek her opinion on this marriage arrangement before going to my family to seek theirs because I said my mum's advise seems okay.

What I deduce from her plight was that she wants the trad marriage at the village (south-east) while the white at the town where we base (South-West). That was what I initially wanted but due to high inflation in the land, I'm actually tilting towards my mum advise because I can't go bankruptcy just because I want to satisfy her. Why not use a stone to kill two birds?

She wants a cream-de-la-cream kind of wedding but she's not ready to assist financially to make that happen. (she's an awaiting corper)

I told her that the cost of transportation and lodging people from the village (hers and mine) to the city for our white marriage alone is gulping about 500/600k. That's transportation & lodging alone ooo.. I'll now spend if not x2 of what I spent on trad for white.. Why not just do everything in the village and move on with our lives? We can actually have it in the village and it will still be all nice and glamourous.

She said she wants to have a say in how her marriage will look like. Her imput is welcomed. But if she still insist on having the white wedding and not putting finances into consideration. I'm thinking that she want the white wedding on the city because of her friends who will attend which is not enough reason to go bankruptcy for.

It was a heated argument yesterday. We both went to bed angrily and not in talking terms till now

Pls advice accordingly. Thanks

My brother;
1. Dump her immediately
2. Dump her family
3. Dump the wedding
4. Move on
5. Wait for God to provide your wife for you.

God will give you the kind of wife I have. I have been married for close to 20 years. Right from time my wife has always been a huge help being financially independent on her own.
She's never because of that Insulted nor abused me. Infact I call myself a spoilt big baby.she goes out of her way, squeezes herself just to please me.
She's a God fearing person, highly spiritual.
You won't know nor perceive that she's the REASON behind my success. she's a superwoman.
She'll never EVER allow us spend such money on a wedding, she's very very prude t when it comes to money. Guy, I dey tell u, my wife no go gree make we spend unnecessary excesses on wedding
That's the kind of wife you need....
Not the unfortunate failure you call a fiance
Good luck

Xiaomi1:
somebody should help me explain better for thix dullard.

Must you abuse him, is it a crime for him not to know...and I wonder why the Op can't even stand up for himself over this stupid reply.
And who the f...k is the useless slowpoke with a worn out destiny even liking your comment

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robosky02:
Fans Thrilled As BBNaija Tacha Confirms Relationship With Footballer Kelechi Iheanacho

Ex Big Brother Naija Pepper Dem housemate, Natacha Akide, popularly referred to as Tacha, has opened up on her relationship with the Nigerian professional footballer, Kelechi Iheanacho.

The reality star made this surprising revelation on Twitter when she applauded Iheanacho who is currently signed to Leicester for making Nigerians happy.

According to her, the Leicester striker puts smiles on the faces of Nigerians more than the Nigerian government has done.

She further suggested that Iheanacho became the President of Nigeria.

A nosy fan in reaction to Tacha's post became suspicious that the reality star might already be having something romantic with the footballer hence her sudden interest in football.

Tacha in response confirmed the fan's suspicions.

In her words;

"Been sailing long long long ago".

https://www.mimidoris.com/2021/04/fans-thrilled-as-bbnaija-tacha-confirms.html

In Jack sparrows voice " let'em enjoy the fukening 'hile it last

Mordson:
It'll be nice if you lead the way by first telling us how you handled STD's contracted from your cheating spouse.

Abeg tell am

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E.g Sambisa forest, you could walk into the forest with a lot of cash, look for a hidden place to bury your money, water it and add fertilizer, then come back in 3 months and watch it grow.
Easy peasy

Gbam!!!

Nonso92:
It is a simple way of investing your money and trading it in the forest to make profit.
E.g Sambisa forest, you could walk into the forest with a lot of cash, look for a hidden place to bury your money, water it and add fertilizer, then come back in 3 months and watch it grow.
Easy peasy

Omihanifa:
https://punchng.com/actress-etinosa-idemudias-second-marriage-crashes-less-than-a-year/

Why the hell do you bloggers and gist carriers like blocking people's faces you gossip about....a face that's all over the internet.is that not stupidity.
Marriage crash una dey block person face. oya goan block Bill and His wife face na

Flexherbal:
What type of punishment do you think is good for this kind of person?



#JusticeForHinyUmoren

Infact you took the words right out of my mouth..to send am go jail go be like renting a one bedroom apartment for him.if they hand him over to me, I know what to do

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