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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: An Ugly Experience With A HR Officer In Abuja by laluski(m): 1:57pm On May 05, 2021
He even put "God bless you" at the end.
You would have called his company and forwarded this convo.you messed up...
Hr guys are demons
Trust me
Am an HR consultant
Family › Unusual Wedding Test by laluski(op): 12:39pm On May 03, 2021
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating 4 over a year and so we decided to get married.There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective 21yr old sister-in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts, and often times was bra-less.She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a fair view.*
One day this little sis called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once b4 I get married and commit my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and could not say a word. She said, I'm going upstairs to my room, and if u want one last wild fling, just come up and get me. I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and headed straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car, Behold, my future family were standing outside, all clapping!. With tears in his eyes, my father in-law hugged me and said "We are very happy that you passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter Welcome to the family!". I smiled with a sigh of relief, what a wonderful God we serve, because I was actually heading to my car to get my condoms
NA GOD SAVE ME OOh!
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Rape, Kathryn Mayorga, Accuser Demands £56m In Damages by laluski(m): 3:41am On May 01, 2021
Cvesta:
See this old urchin... If that is your bragging right, you have thoroughly failed.. I stopped submitting CV since over 5 years cos I am getting myself paid enough to employ people.. I won't even take a 250k monthly paying job now.. I could buy 20 pro max tomorrow if I so Wish..
But then I ain't interested in all this your bragaccio.. Stick to the topic and the fact you have no worthwhile opinion on Ronaldo's life choices. A man who could only buy a pro max for his daughter for passing '' waec'' (it seems like a great achievement in your family, it is normal in mine) is angry about a man (Ronaldo) choices. a man who can dash you 5 million dollars each for every miserable years you have spent walking the earth and still have enough to enjoy till old age.. Get a life

I Ain't interested in this your pissing contest
Fool am done with you, move on grin
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Rape, Kathryn Mayorga, Accuser Demands £56m In Damages by laluski(m): 9:35pm On Apr 30, 2021
Cvesta:
You are the kid here.. He isn't going pay shit and even if he is, he doesn't need a loan from you.. It is barely 5% of his wealth.. Worry more about the decisions you have made in your life and where they have gotten you.

No one lives a life of perfection and if you are one of those who always strive for perfection, start living rather than just existing
My reply got to you, good...mind your business when you've nothing meaningful to add to wise comments.
Oh, one more thing, about my life's decisions?
I bought My 17 year old daughter whose about to enter into the University an iPhone 11 pro max for passing her waec and neco with flying colors grin.
Am living the dream life...send your CV to me lemme help you or your account number
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Rape, Kathryn Mayorga, Accuser Demands £56m In Damages by laluski(m): 3:29pm On Apr 30, 2021
[quote author=Cvesta post=101234940]You will hate a fellow guy for having a Joystick in between his legs? Are you castrated? [/quote
Lemme get this straight;
1. As he is about to pay this lump sum( and trust me, he is GOING to pay it), you're supporting him
2. As he put his wife and family tru this legal public disgrace over a girl that's not even a quarter as sexy as his own wife, you're supporting him.
All because he's wealthy and has a dick
Who buys you kids data on your phones nowadays
Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Cubana Chief Priest In His Shrine by laluski(m): 2:38pm On Apr 29, 2021
Ever8090:
grin I no still understand after reading like 3 times
Me sef
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Rape, Kathryn Mayorga, Accuser Demands £56m In Damages by laluski(m): 2:35pm On Apr 29, 2021
fergie0o1:
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Kathryn Mayorga in 2014

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Ronaldo in a club with Mayorga in 2009

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Lawyers for Mayorga want reality star Jasmine, pictured, to testify



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Cristiano calls rape 'abominable' in a firm denial


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The future is indeed female.how can you explain how a handsome fool like this idiot..whose babymama is WAY MORE BEAUTIFUL than this Jakande estate girl will even think of banging her...knowing fully well the clout following him day and night.
I no even pity am...I pity him babymama for the embarrassment this wasted sperm dey bring on her innocent soul.
If na my younger sis,him go pay more...just out of hatred that he even has that thing in between his useless legs..Stupid goat
Pets › Re: Please Is This Pup A Long Coat? by laluski(m): 2:19pm On Apr 29, 2021
PeraGSD:
"If u no get peragsd money for confirm puppy"

Who told you he does not have PerGSD money for confirm puppy. PeraGSD money for confirm puppy na shikini money grin. Just plan well. That is why we accept payments in installments. There are people from this forum that we have done that for and we have never set eyes on each other. We try to make the puppy adoption/acquisition experience easy so more persons can own a "confirm puppy"

Try us.
My dear brother
I mean no disrespect. Don't get me wrong. I also am seriously planning on having a pup from you. My 8 Months female Caucasian just died last week due to INBREEDING and I bought her from that plan.
So my advice to my young man was meant as an advice nothing else
I'll call you soon
Pets › Re: Please Is This Pup A Long Coat? by laluski(m): 4:22am On Apr 29, 2021
kingcypress:
I have checked ooooo. I couldn't find anything like hairy.

Kindly tell me the difference
Leave all these long/short haired issues
Just love your dog the way it is.Na your deep love and care for him will bring out him fineness and sexiness.
If u no get peragsd money for confirm puppy just face your own and care for it, simple
Pets › Re: 3 Months Caucasian Mixed German Shepherd For Sale by laluski(m): 4:14am On Apr 29, 2021
Lesbihornest:
please, what is wrong with them? I was going to buy
Don't even try it..you'll be buying pure nonsense....its even better you buy a fine local dog than this
Romance › Re: Maybe Is Time I Get A Girlfriend. by laluski(m): 3:20pm On Apr 25, 2021
emilfischer:
Hello guys, I am close to my mid-twenties, currently in my penultimate year in the University. I am yet to have a girlfriend although I have met girls I think are into me but I feel it yet not time for all that.

I would like to hear what you guys think.
Above are very stupid answers to your really STUPID question

Have fun reading grin
Pets › Re: Siberian Husky Puppies Available by laluski(m): 11:24pm On Apr 24, 2021
olamirewaju6190:
Lmao, this is a scam obviously except proofed otherwise
Since he's proven It that he's not a scammer, I believe it's best you shut up abi no be so grin
Business › Re: Get a business loan here,no colletaral required. by laluski(m): 11:48pm On Apr 22, 2021
How far
How market grin
Car Talk › Re: From Gazzuzz To Radautoworks And Back Again…my Story. by laluski(m): 11:23pm On Apr 22, 2021
Kewtt:
Please shut up!
You tell person to shut up and you still dey put please? grin
Autos › Re: Did Gazzuzz Roll Back The Mileage On This Car He Sold In 2019 by laluski(m): 11:06pm On Apr 22, 2021
spacofadan:
Unfortunately you might get another 2 years in autos for sounding this dumb
You yourself will get 5 years ban for talking stupidly
Politics › Re: EFCC Arrests Abdulaziz Yari, Former Zamfara Governor by laluski(m): 11:52am On Apr 21, 2021
The future is Arewa grin grin
Pets › Re: Pure Breed French Bulldog For Sell same dog davido just acquired 900k by laluski(m): 11:20pm On Apr 19, 2021
It mus to dey drive my 2021 Honda pilot and sabi clean d SUV too . grin
Travel › Re: I Was Deported From Abroad. Urgent Advice Needed by laluski(m): 9:12pm On Apr 19, 2021
incogni2o:
Sorry Oh!

I think your best bet is to go back to what you know best.

With the 1m, unfortunately 1m value is reduced bit you can still setup shop with that.

Mind you, you can mix okada spare parts with selling other tools and spare parts.

It also depends on location and type of Bike. Bikes are still used for delivery.

It is well.

From where where you deported BTW
Aproko
Travel › Re: I Was Deported From Abroad. Urgent Advice Needed by laluski(m): 9:11pm On Apr 19, 2021
Sammy07:
What was the reason why you were deported?

Venture into Agric sha

And yes, you might not see profit immediately but its a promising industry
What's your business with why he was deported...you wan help am go back ni
Autos › Re: Reg 2010 Honda Pilot (full Options) 2.2m by laluski(m): 8:34pm On Apr 18, 2021
2shaw:
What i dont know how provide the ViN na ,make I expose u idiot
.

Oya him don provide am na.go and check for me and get back to me.abeg do fast before person buy am.person wei get mind drop vin for public sure wetin him dey sell.
I dey wait
Autos › Re: Reg 2010 Honda Pilot (full Options) 2.2m by laluski(m): 8:32pm On Apr 18, 2021
Simsid:
Mr fool here is the VIN # as requested dumb head

5FNYF48569B702699

Anxiously waiting for u to expose me... FOOL!!!
Oya mr man that called the car accidented.go and confirm and get back to me.I wan buy am but nor wan use my money do the checking.I dey wait your response
Business › Re: Get a business loan here,no colletaral required. by laluski(m): 12:03am On Apr 14, 2021
Ensho:
How Do I Apply
You better get outta here before this useless boy scams you
Phones › Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by laluski(m): 8:19pm On Apr 13, 2021
sexymonkey:
yes, I have 2 sef
Lemme have your number or WhatsApp me on 08082626462
Phones › Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by laluski(m): 8:11pm On Apr 13, 2021
lilbarracuda:
My A5 pro just stopped working all of a sudden. I took it to an engineer today and he told me that the phone is dead
So sorry about that. Can I but it as scrap.
08082626264( or u can lemme have digits)
Tnx
Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji Did A Permanent Pointed Nose Surgery (Photos, Video) by laluski(m): 5:10pm On Apr 09, 2021
Kai this life no balance o
Shei I go talk say make e no beta for this girl
Money I dey find to upgrade my kurukere 2003 EOD to 2007/08 Honda Pilot nahim this one take ADUST nose
Celebrities › Re: Crowd As A Viral Yahoo Boy On Gaaad Hits The Mall With Money by laluski(m): 1:56pm On Apr 09, 2021
MikeMicheal:
Which useless destiny? . If their destiny was useful, they wouldn't be rushing to pick peanuts from the floor.
Gbam!
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by laluski(m): 10:38am On Apr 09, 2021
Brand-new scan frost TV for sale 43 inches. N150k( negotiable). Ejigbo Lagos. Call\ WhatsApp 08082626462

Celebrities › Re: Crowd As A Viral Yahoo Boy On Gaaad Hits The Mall With Money by laluski(m): 11:18am On Apr 07, 2021
The destiny of those picking his money are already gone
Celebrities › Re: Moyo Lawal: Fans Want To See Me In The Porn Industry by laluski(m): 8:33am On Apr 03, 2021
So your parents prepared you to expose your chicken body all over social media abi?
I never even come across this one for nigerian movies(not that I even watch them). I also equally knew right from when she was a teenager acting those series then, she'll become a hoe
Crime › Re: Man Shoots Landlord To Death For Sleeping With Newly Wedded Wife by laluski(m): 11:54pm On Apr 01, 2021
Shuzzi:
A 32 year old man, Babajide Akinsanya has been arrested by the Osun State Police for shooting his landlord to death while his wife sustained life threatening injuries.

The wife and the landlord was caught on his matrimonial bed when he got back just after 3 hours of leaving for work

The suspect who confessed to the crime said “ i have been suspecting my wife and the landlord for about a month now, so i decided to come back home earlier when i saw a text message my wife sent to a number saying by 11am.

I got in through the kitchen door and went straight to my room where i caught them naked, this is a person my wife do complain about that she so much dislikes not knowing she was saying otherwise.

I’m ready to face the law, i really don’t care what happens at this time.

https://rotamedianews.com/man-shoots-landlord-to-death-for-sleeping-with-his-newly-wedded-wife/

lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ehn.... No problem na.. since you're ready to face the law.. oya na... When u kuku assume the 69 position for kirikiri your yansh automatically becomes Bob risky own.. happy transformation ... You kuku resemble babe sef grin

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