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MindOnMatters00:
For me, I would take the money and go buy a new house for them then watch my life movie with them while sitting at the back.
After its finished playing, I would just watch up to them and present them the house.

Then I will tell them "that lifestyle led me to my helper who gave me $20million and then I would dash each of them $2million each.

END OF MATTER.


Every parent weren't perfect in their own time even the ones that are Christians now like mine so you can't pretend to be a saint you are not.

LINSAR:
Tell me who doesn't get angry?
And it's common sense not to further provoke an angry person.

What happened to number 3? Most ladies apply fake things to look good. Why should I be moved by artificial enhancers?

LINSAR:
No sex till marriage, I don't fornicate.

If you have nothing doing to earn a living, I can't be fending for you like your father.

I pay less attention to physical attributes. I might not even notice you made a new hair. Your wig, makeup and nails don't do a thing on me.

You must know how to pray and have patience. Dating a believer is different from dating Pablo Richie the yahoo boy.

If I'm talking angrily, just keep quiet and don't touch me. If you dare me, whatever happens, it's sorry you'll collect afterwards.

Standstrong:
I picked up the gate man job ending of last month out of no other better options at the moment and seeing what economic hardship was making me pass through, especially waking up with no hope of where food is going to come from, make i no go steal, God abeg.

I have been doing the job well. Yesterday, while strolling around the area, I heard one man saying he is looking for someone to cut grasses in his compound. Being something I can do to collect the money to help myself as i was hungry and peniless, I met the man and told him i can do the work and we agreed on N15k.

So as my oga went to work, i rushed down to do the work. While I was on it, i dont know what brought my oga back to the house and he didnt see me at the post.

He called me and asked me where i am. I rushed down to the house. I told him i got a small contract of 15k to cut grass for someone in the neighbourhood.

The man got so angry on why I left his duty post to go do another job. Worse was that the person i did the job for was more like his enemy, as i later learnt they've not been in good terms.

He sacked me instantly. I begged this man as a human being to please forgive but he refused to consider me again. He even said, "go before you go and collect poison from my enemy to come and kill me".

Please what is my business with whatever fight the two of them are fighting?

That was how I lost the small job i just got 3 weeks ago and now back with nothing. He should have paid me for the 3 weeks right away but he didnt, rather he said i will find a way to pay you for the services so far.

Please, the country is already very hard and all I needed was something that could give me immediate money to survive on first.

Sad how struggling citizens are being badly treated everyday even while legitimately hustling for survival. How he will pay me for the 3 weeks, he didn't say it.

It's painful but it is not the end of the world.

I will make it too. Amen.

It shall never be well with hunger, agent of poverty.

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OladipupoIyowun:
https://dailytrust.com/im-richer-than-most-of-the-men-seeking-to-marry-me-says-skit-maker/

Wodu89:
Manatee. Instead of black men to capture and breed, they eat the seed and return to hunger the next day. Smh in Japanese

DesChyko:
Your wife is quite patient.

NaijaRealtor:
1. Right from when she was about three years old, she would always pray for me to make it so she can come stay with me.

2. Been married for like 7 years and we have 3 kids. My wife was on my neck to bring my niece to come stay with us so she can assist with helping to look after the kids once they all return from school.

3. Because I know how many ladies treat children that aren't theirs, I refused to bring my niece over. So after much pressure from my wife, I approached my sister and her husband and pleaded to allow me train her as she'd always prayed.

4. Weeks after her arrival, my wife started complaining about her attitude and stuff. I refused to yield to my wife's suggestions that I take my niece back. It almost caused quarrel between us.

I felt it was too early to judge her. She's just 12 years old.

Her Attitudes:

A. She would fold and keep pants stained with my 1 year old poop in the laundry basket until it starts bringing out maggots, then we would search the whole house for the source of the foul smell until we find it and throw away affected clothes, disinfect the house and all.

B. She, yesterday wiped my 6 years old son with iron buckle on the belt and his head nearly burst open. He complained of severe headache and we are still treating him.

C. Final straw was, while we were in the office today, my 6 years old started to throw up. He was sick. This girl just laid on the couch and instructed a 6 years old to go fetch the broom, mopping stick and packer to clean the mess.

My son was very weak, but he went to fetch these items and cleaning the vomit. Because he was very sick, he kept on throwing up and cleaning at the same time. All these while, this girl laid there relaxing until my wife came home and washed my son up and cleaned the floor.

When I came back this evening and learnt about the stuff, I quietly asked her why she'd behaved like that and she said it was nothing.

I really don't know whether to let her stay while I try to coach her or take her back to her parents.

I seriously need advice.

Sorry for the long epistle.

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Michael547:
Alright sir

Michael547:
Available

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vekiosin:
*IJAW WOULD HAVE HAD NO VALUE IF NOT FOR NIGERIA'S BAYELSA✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽.*



*Ijaw Nation, the 3rd or 4th largest tribe in Nigeria comprising of 86 Clans and over 2,800 villages and settlements starting from Apoi West Clan in Nigeria's Ondo State to Ibeno Clan in Nigeria's Akwa-Ibom State unjustly balkanized into Nigeria's Ondo, Edo, Delta, Bayelsa, Rivers and Akwa-Ibom States when we are fully together and not even scattered by God is among the most blessed people in the world.*



*Ijaw produce over 90 percent of all Nigeria's Crude Oil and Gas both onshore and offshore hence the unjust balkanizations into no less than 6 states in order to break us more because they know that if we are united, we can do wonders.*



*Fortunately for us, they gave us half State with few local government areas despite our great size.*
*Some say Bayelsa is with less population but this is false.*
*Population figures are being rigged in LGA Headquaters for political reasons and if they rig population figures in 8 LGAs Headquaters in Bayelsa, they will rig it in 48 LGA Headquaters in Anambra and Imo States combined.*
*And these two States put together are far smaller than Bayelsa in Area even when put together.*
*Imo 27 LGAs, Anambra 21 LGAs.*

*Despite the fact that Bayelsa is bigger than 10 Nigerian States of which are Lagos, Ekiti, Osun, Akwa-Ibom, Abia, Imo, Enugu, Anambra, Ebonyi and even Nigeria's FCT Abuja.*
*Bayelsa with 10,773km2 is 873km2 bigger than Imo of 5,100km2 and Anambra of 4,800 km2 the two is 9,900km2 when put together while Bayelsa is 10,773km2.*



*Bayelsa comprise of over 800 villages and settlements under it.*
*Bayelsa is the stronghold of the Ijaws.*
*Whoever talk bad of Sanni Abacha is a betrayal to the Ijaw Nation.*
*He may have issues with other tribes but they cannot instigate us to hate him.*
*To patriotic Ijaws, Sanni Abacha is an Ijaw man because before he created Bayelsa, people had already created 30 States with no State for Ijaws.*
*One good reason the road that the Headquaters of the Apex Socio Cultural Organization of the land, the Ijaw National Congress (INC) is known as Sanni Abacha Road in Yenagoa.* READ MORE

taylor88:
She regret losing you

If she get big nyash or big breast forgive her

But if she’s these categories of girls that looks like mosquito coils leave her alone

See if you wan enjoy relationship date chubby or thick girls they’re very jovial and lovely

But you see these other ones their nyash and breast stopped downloading at 19%

My brother run

plaindealer:
So, the engineers are responsible and they basically turned people into thieves and vandals because of the way the bridge was designed.

Stop blaming your criminal and antisocial behavior on other people, a thief is a thief and vandalism is vandalsim regardless of the design.

Humblelion1987:
Good morning nairaland family, please I have a serious issue which I need your advice.
I met my fiancee 1st March 2022 and everything clicked, within few weeks, we are like people who have been together for years because we share many things in common, we are birthday mates, we like the same food, we are practically like twins. I work as a Key account manager in charge of my region in one of the leading multinational company here in Nigeria, why she works as an RN(registered nurse) in one of the top private hospital in the state I base too. I will be 33yrs by September while she will be 25years the same date and month. We are supposed to get married by May this year because am ready and she is ready too, but the parents have been frustrating me, one that am not from there state, we passed through that phase and fixed our traditional wedding next month, the mum and her people now came up with another issue that she must travel abroad before getting married, even when I have tried convincing them that I can't prevent there daughter from traveling even after marriage because I have been nursing same ambition too.

When I met my fiancee, she has been doing bad in her ihealth exams not until I came into her life. I have purchased the form three times in a space of 6 months plus her form for CBT and I do practically everything for my woman. Since we met, she doesn't touch her salary, she doesn't stress herself much about house duties, both washing, cooking and other things because as a bachelor, those are the things I enjoyed doing. I love her so much and she love me too, but am totally confused on what to do as the parents have said point blank that she can only get married when she travels to UK.

She had a serious fight with the parents last night and the mum even called me and told me that if I can't abide by there rules, I should forget about there daughter. Am the only son and my parents are not aware of the situation.

I don't know there problem because as a young man, I leave in a comfortable bungalow, drives good car outside my official car and equally employed one of her siblings on a temporary project am running for my office, which they both earn 60k monthly.

Please I need advise on how to go about this as I have two options in my mind. Should I move on and forget all the money I have spent so far or should I stand by my fiancee who loves me so much and finish the fight?

lawani:
Aye e o nida o ni se oriire, ofo lo ma se kehin aye e. Asedanu na ni gbogbo e a ma ja SI fun e. O o ni riba tise, o de ni ri ona gbe gba. Radarada rederede na ni WA ma ba Kiri lase Olodumare

lawani:
Editing of curses does not negate the curse so far you 'merit' it and the curse was sincerely and solemnly placed on you by someone with the power to do so. Next time don't test the depth of a river with your two legs.

lawani:
I and and my loved ones will die in mental hospital. You are anonymous while my real id is posted on my profile. Nevertheless I lay a curse on myself wherever I are on Earth surface and I will die a gruesome death because I'm a bastard that abused a man of God that did me no wrong..i'm insane

lawani:
One might be tempted to think Enoch Adeboye is insane for repeatedly saying he is operating with grace from the Almighty father to account for his successful serial murder of seven people but then you will be forced to admit that it is actually the teaching of Christianity. Crass immorality is what Christianity promotes. With Christ ALL THINGS ARE PERMISSIBLE. However most Christians may not have thought deep about the issue. Enoch Adeboye however knows what he is doing and the real failing of people like him and David Oyedepo is that they believe there is no God. It may sound odd but that is the reality. Enoch Adeboye and David Oyedepo have concluded in their hearts that there is no God. They are atheists and are also professional con artistes. They believe their grip on their sheep will never weaken. They do not know that they had been slated for punishment by onlookers decades ago. All they can see is how easy it has been for them to milk their followers and live a life of unmerited opulence.

kunkelhanspeter:
Good morning NL
How is it possible for more than two months after giving someone employment letter no date to resume work?
Is it a scam?
In Construction company

Ihateheadslamer:
I arrived here by mistake

chigoziri2403:
Thanks

But what's your reason

AND where do you advise me to get one

chigoziri2403:
Please I want to know if it's advisable to purchase phones from jumia
I need samsung A 54 5g