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jubrilELsudan:
I love you and I want to marry you. You are so beautiful.

Awwwwww thank you! m blushing

Noooooooooo that crushed me!

This is beautiful! future husband where ever you are! shey you can see this oo!

McEphiks:
I'll keep it simple and short. I've been chatting this lady for a while now. During those period I clearly stated we ain't friends and should expect me to ask her out someday. Today I did and she rejected. Now I reject her offer of friendship but she's obviously not happy with it.

Is she serious now?

Lalasticlala
Seun

I respect and like the fact that you came out straight from the beginning.

That she rejected you doesn't mean you shouldn't be friends with her tho!

she told you she has someone she is dating! just give her that space and be cool friends

dmola:
hope am not asking for too much

WhatsApp s better! drop your digit

Gimmeballs:
Even though he's overly nice to me I don't see my self indulging in Anal sex with him sooner or later. He said we go Anal or we are done. How could he shove a huge instrument inside my butt hole. Perhaps he wants to hurt me. Perhaps he doesn't love me anymore. advice please is anal sex worth trying? Enlighten me


Thanks for ur contributions.

how sure are you that after the anal sex thingy he won't leave you??

Anal sex kwa?? let your NO be NO

dmola:
Really sorry do u stay in Lagos n hope it's not ajah?

all this question and answer here?

dmola:
Hws Ur day beeen,sorry chubby look kinda appeal to me thou I should shoot my shot

Anyways I'm damola by namr u?

I have a feeling we've done this before!
the moniker is familiar somehow!

anyways am Mercy!

dmola:
Hi

holla!

ori e lo ba wa!

gypsey:
make a video? the whole idea is for us to have fun cooking. isn't it?

You could still come to my kitchen, you know? it's not Impossible.

fun!
I love that!

fine!
kitchen here I come

gypsey:
Okay! i am so excited! i am gonna start gathering the ingredients.


but there is one little problem, my kitchen is in Tijuana California.

oppsie!
make a video then!

OK bye!

jeff1607:
it didn't stop at paying tfare


kindly read again but slowly probably word for word or with a stylus pen

bro! I got what the guy wrote there!
what I meant was 'the first impression'


if you still don't understand me! then I dunno how to explain better

gypsey:
sounds brilliant! Amen to that!
shall we begin with the cooking? your kitchen or mine?

yours! you would be more comfortable and it would make the teaching easy and fun!

gypsey:
Good, me too! now, who's gonna teach us?

we teach each other! case closed!

QuickStandard:




I met two pretty ladies at the bus stop last week Tuesday, they wanted to lap when a bus came by, and I told them to seat that I will pay for the second seat.

When we came down I saw them behind me again and we entered the same vehicle again to the next stop, and I repeated the process.

Without exchanging words. Though I observed the thank you were plenty.

For the 3rd time I was surprised when we headed to the same bus again and boarded the same bus.

I paid again, but this time I asked them how come, does it mean we are going to the same place? That was how we started gisting.

But truth be told there was one that was very pretty. When we came down I requested for her number which she obliged.

Two days later I called her and we hung out, she requested for a repeat the next day which I obliged to as well.

Then on Sunday I called her, so we could hand out, she requested she came with her sister I didn't say no, they came and had lots of fun.

When I took them home she requested for some money, I was surprised, I gave her, and the next thing is baby I want to make my hair. huh

I was like em, sorry I don't have money for that, and she said baby, do you like my hair like this?


I was forced to ask her, sorry the day I saw you, your hair was already loosed, where you not planning to redo the hair before you met me?


Chai, for my mind I was like this babe self, so you at this hungry abi you think say I be ATM?

Her countenance changed.

That was how I left, now she's saying I ran away.

This is a lady that told me her last guy left her barely a month ago.

Now my question is, who will stick with such a lady?

I have not even be rude to know the color of your undies.

Now you see me as a mugu fall guy woman chop. My

Anyways what are my even saying

You see a cute lady on the outside and you think she has some self esteem, but you later find out she's a broke ass, looking for the next meal ticket....

Obviously the girl thinks "you be mugu" since you paid their tfare 3times!

Wow!

you try

gypsey:
you sure do know how to tease a man.

nahhhhhh am still learning

ashewoboy:
do you know I'm actually not attracted to your boobs that you are parading about. that you are choking up with. . I think I'm attracted to your pretty physiognomy. that is if it is not with the help of enhancements.

Ermmmmm sorry! parading what
choking up on what

dude! you need help

gypsey:
Never mind the face without make up i am sure you are Good hearted which is what it's all About. Respect, care and Love is more important, that's also all we need.

that combination was one of the reasons i was sacked, i tried my own recipe and it got me sacked

but if you will not sack me, then be ready to try my bad cooking.

sacking you would never cross my mind!

i would love to taste your new recipes everyday!

Bambambiglo:
Any guy wey see you and him eye no go there na gay

na you talk am! no be every guy like am like that

pansophist:
How about not spending or at worse, spend even less than 500 Naira? simple.

Go for a walk in a park (UBA park, uni of Lagos will do), and after that, buy refreshment (or even carry water along). The idea that a date has to cost something is untrue. And yes, I have done exactly what I am telling. If she is a smart lady with an iota of self-respect, she will agree to this, as it will remove the burden of her being a liability on your finance.

If she feels comfortable visiting you, then you should impress her with your culinary skills (if you can cook though), or any kind of handmade arts you are involved in. Or just go to shoprite, sit in a coffee shop, then talk. After that, take a walk around the vicinity and admire the place.

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

Awwww this is nice really nice!
me likely! especially if we get to hold hands!

gypsey:
were and when do you want me? i hope your kitchen is spacious

i like fish with spinach, olives, peanuts and herbs with Roasted potatoes. that's sound like a bad combination right? :-


what do you like?, Damm!! do you Always look that gorgeous or was it just for that day?

I think its just that day!
imagine that face without the makeup! that's how I look everyday!


As for the combination, its just perfect !

gypsey:
if you want to learn bad cooking yes, i will teach you.

yaaaaay! perfect.�

my mum use to tell me, "If you can't let go! then don't do it" meaning na the money wey I fit give you I go give!
so even if you don't return it I wouldn't be bothered!

gypsey:
yes, for my bad cooking. i would love to come cook for you fine girl.
Maybe you might end up teaching me how to cook.

who says I know how to cook?
anyways you will teach me your bad cooking skills too.

Regiinald:
wow, that means you wet your panties every time you get into a keke napep or taxi and watch the driver take control of the wheels.

Na wa oo brotherly you no get chills atall oo
its her opinion you shouldn't crucify her or bad mouth her for that na haba!

no girl would tell me she doesn't like a guy who own a car!
I mean who no like better thing.

personally, I like guys who have cars (not all tho) some are really ugly and you wouldn't even look at them twice! but that doesn't mean I run after them!

And for those that run after them, na them know wetin them dey find!

TheOdd1sOut:
I wonder why most of them don't have sense.
Crab brained idiots

And if you meet the ones with brain what would you say??
she is soo full of herself
she thinks she is smart
she acts like she knows all
I wonder if I am the man?

I wonder why guys just abuse ladies at every opportunity they get!

I hope you know there are "crab brained idiots" guys too.

and ladies too have to put up with their shit!

gypsey:
what's this supposed to mean? what is wrong with cooking? i like cooking i was a chef for 2 years in a resturant untill they sacked me for my bad cooking, so they said.


maybe because you can't cook?

hahahahahahahahahahabahahahabab
(am choking abeg!)
sack you for your bad cooking??
oya come and cook for me

Bambambiglo:
Ya chest is robust. me likey

wtf! wetin you find reach there

Awwwww cute!

its same thing with poundo yam! doesn't have that pounded yam taste and feeling! its more like glorified semo!