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I can't stop laughing at no10

ask for num15 I refuse to believe

Joromi12:
including the ones pastors use bible to strike juju abi. Its real na. Lets go to a shrine with bible to test it o

God hasn't given me the go ahead! you go! I will pray for you!

Joromi12:
yes there is no proof it works. No serious babalawo would take pant. When they can get live humans. The current pant frenzy is borne out of ignorance and desperation.

Ehn no serious babalawo would take pant? but the same serious babalawo would give guys a white handkerchief and tell them to use it to clean a lady's private part before and after sex!
These things we watch in Nollywood movies are real oo.

so I miss this again!

SirMichael1:
You know the pleasure of thrusting your phallus through two big mammary glands?

Try that with peanut boobs

hahahahahahahaha

Pubichairs:
telling a girl u wanna kiss her..she'll see u as a weakling and will ditch your ass for good ..start from hugging her, kiss her cheek and then her upper lips..

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Lescott7:
Everything just falling apart.
This same thing happened when we 2012 set started and same thing is happenning when we are about to end it.

ikr but wetin we fit do?? may God help us

Lescott7:
Ekiti State University a mistake.
From 2012 till date, ASUU strike again.
This will be my second strike experience coupled with the Eksu nternal crisis.
Friends who went to learn work have started making money and training people while i am still an undergraduate waiting for papa's money.

hahahahahahaha n now we can't even write exams cause dey kip postponing it!

xpac01:
Asking too much questions
Definitely a turn ON!!
But you better understand when I say "I am not in the mood".

persistent asking here could mean going over board, next thing na quarrels. Talking from experience.

experience tempted to ask

princeakins:
Retweeted

BB answer your own no do copy copy

NairalandCS:
Don't be asking too many questions just ask one.

"Why are you secretive ?" Simple.

No be say if him wan go chill with Dem boys and him no tell you now you go begin to wonder weda na girl him go see.

Na that kind thought dey spoil relationship.

you think i haven't asked ??

IamSINZ:
As long as you don't ask questions about my ex or try the find out the reason why I do everything I do, then we'll be fine

i noticed guys dont like talking bou their ex!

just curious to know y

DeSepiero:
If she's inquisitive, she better be intelligent else ...

else

greyboy5000:
Yes I don't like girls who ask to much question
I mean I want to go on a date
Not a interview section

hun?? so she shouldn't ask u anything when u guys r out on a date??

NairalandCS:
Lool your bf don tell you say you too dey ask ask questions abi ?
Anyway, e no good. Na big turn off.
Inquisitive = Nagging

hahahahahahah weeell when he is too secretive nko

Tobiloba84:
Whats her inquisitive nature about boss?

like everything

Guys i wanna know
is an inquisitive babe a turn off or turn on for you guys??
and what do u guys think about an inquisitive girls.

single dad
single dad
single dad

are you really a single dad as your moniker implies?? if not then congratulations u are gonna be a dad soon
which advice u come want now after realising in her??
i just hope she aiint pregnant b4 and wants to make u tk responsibility

btw hope u have settled with d two ladies threatening you?

single dad

single dad

single dad

are you really a single dad as your moniker implies?? if not then congratulations u are gonna be a dad soon

which advice u come want now after realising in her??

i just hope she aiint pregnant b4 and wants to make u tk responsibility

btw hope u have settled with d two ladies threatening you?

Lionessza:
An itchy hand means you will recieve some money

something similar to this is if u wear your cloth inside out it means u gonna receive money

don't put your hands out when rain is falling if u do thunder will strike u

don't beat the wall if u do it will come to u in d middle of d night and beat u silly

don't whistle at night it attracts snakes

as a lady don't whistle atall if u do your boobs won't grow( welll i do whistle alot and my boobs is huge enough)

my problem with some guys in romance section

you dont have any other job other than sitting and start writing rubbish bou we ladies

if u wanna be respected then u need to respect us too respect is reciprocal u know!

u disturb a lady she doesn't give u attention the next is to open a thread bou how disrespectful ladies are if we are that spoilt and disrespectful then leave us alone the more u distrub us with your stupid talks the more u get disrespected!

stupid boys wey just finish sec school if una go get job abeg go learn work

SingleDad1:
Thanks. I called both of them yesterday, they ain't willing to hear me out. , am i still suppose to keep begging them?

smile they wouldn't wanna give in that cheap give them time , give them space and call again.

it might not be an immediate forgiveness but atleast its worth it believe me its for ur own good.

by Gods grace it wont be long.

well mine was when my classmate mixed water and sugar inside sprite bottle and gave me to drink

embarrassing part was that i drank it in front of the whole class and they all started laughing at me.


even after those years its still embarrassing when i remember

Perspectives:
Are you for real?? Are you a Nigerian? Unbelievable

yes i am for real
and yes i am a Nigerian

SingleDad1:
Thanks babe for your A-words, but why is everyone telling me to apologize to them?. I did not offend any of them.

U re beautiful.

true u didn't offend any of them but girls will always be girls those ladies feel cheated

its easy for guys to laugh it off and make jokes out of it but it ain't that way with ladies

u told them u aiint ready for commitment but a lady would still go ahead thinking she would be able to change ur mind

like i sd b4 u apologising to them is to let sleeping dogs lie. try to make amends.


n thanks for d compliment

i thought the bride family own d wedding

well to the best of my knowledge the bride family r d ones in charge of the wedding but its no biggie if the guy wants to support

but according to what d op asked! i cant let my boo borrow just because he wants to give me that dream wedding party! we have to cut our coat according to our size

we are still gonna celebrate lots of anniversary if i dont get a big wedding we can always make up for d wedding with our anniversaries!

elo ni 20million ti mo fe to ri e fi ololufemi si le

no amount of money would make me leavr my God sent love! he his worth more than any amount of money. so y would i leave him when he can give me even more than 20million.

*its team love over everything*

jumping the broom
i hate love stories
bang bang
addicted
friends with benefits

after viewing this topic and reading the comments!!! all i did was laugh laugh amd laugh again!

seriously desperate ladies can be very dangerous. your first mistake was having sex with the best friend (but girls self)

well whatever u do just be careful and i think u need to talk to them if u need to apologize do so (not cause u weak or scared but just to let sleeping dogs lie)

God help u

legs, butt n, hairstyle

i see nothing wrong in bin friends with an ex!

if we can't work out as lovers we could work out as frnds! my ex and i are good frnds we keep in touch and we cool