₦airaland Forum

OmoOduduwa01:
lammylam... What do you think, baby?

Wa je egba o.

Alexgman1:
In a situation where your sweet mum wants to watch a nollywood movie in african magic but at thesame time your beloveth wife wants to watch her favourite bollywood series in zeeworld and both of them are dragging the remote control in your sitting room. what will you do as a son and husband?

Very simple something! Collect remote and change it to PremL Jeje this life no hard.

Seriously ehn how does the guy's choice of words affect you people na??
Thats his trade mark then leave him alone and find yours!

Some people actually enjoy his comments! All i see here is jealousy abeg.

bbyby01:
It is the thought that my little sister is enjoying the preek that is freaking me out. This is a guy that was lamenting that he couldn't nack a certain girl because he was too big to penetrate her. Now it's my sis who is receiving the preek and she seems to be enjoying it. The guy too is enjoying her so much. He bought a phone worth over 100k for her as Xmas gift.

And it's not like we engaged in an orgy session for me to weigh his preek. We have a flat we all hang out and we usually take our bath in the compound after evening football.

Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . My chest o!

Pegi23:
Yeah u heard me clearly some Nigeria guys ain't worth it. I pity you all dating them. It is better to be single .. just forcus on your career ,make you clean money,buy house for your self,adopt a child and live your life to the fullest. .. check my signature

You are right. "some" men ain't worth it! While some worth every step and more. But lets not forget that we ladies too have our own who really aint worth it. So like you have said, lets focus on making ourselves better and go with the flow.

This life no balance atall! It is well sha! In everything, give thanks.

Kriss216:
Put more effort chasing a Nigerian girl

I rather put such effort chasing Caprisone in children's party!

Chai this reply cracked me up o. Caprisone ke!

Num 8 and 10

I would never understand why some people criticise this show every year! This show has nothing to do with the government! If you don't like BBN,you can opt out! This show is someone idea! And the persom was fortunate enough to get sponsors. Nothing is stopping you from bringing your own ideas and go out there to look for sponsors!

Omar09:
A big turn off. I feel it's a disturbance to me.

Interesting

This is beautiful. Congrats to the couple

bettermike:
Eeyah...

I pity the terms and conditions awaiting you in future because of this vagina that you can not develop independence from.

No one is asking you to be gay bro. We are telling you to live your life independent of compulsive emotional or sexual interaction with women.

Your story is like that of the bipolar minded. They never agree that anything is wrong with them. Even if plenty is.

You think you are in control of Vagina but in reality its the other way round.

New occasions demand new ways of living. Just like you no longer need to trek a long distance to see your loved ones, men should start leveraging on modern technology to extend their lineage.

I hope you get the gist now.

Op! What i see here is you trying to force your opinion on someone else! You have made your point now just leave others to read, and go with what they believe in.

LewsTherin:
In the old days in school, hanging out with some girl around lunch time.

Me: girl, are you hungry?
Girl: (trying to be coy) not really
Me: ok. Wait for me, I'm going to the canteen to eat. I'll meet you here when I'm done.
Girl: (surprised pikachu face)

2nd day
Me: gurl, are you hungry?
Girl: (remembering the previous day) yes oh. I am quite hungry
Me: ok, go to the canteen, I'll meet you here when you get back.


There are many ways to skin a cat.

Chai! This kain cruise ehn!

John1152:
what's ur facebook name

I can't remember the last time i visitedmy Facebook acct
Drops yours

John1152:
well it's not everyday I get to see a very pretty lady such as yourself

Chai see whinning!!

John1152:
so is it ending here, cuz I go like toast u oh. which way

I be bread?

czarr:
Fat is not thickness! FAT is FAT. point blank period!

OK! You go move now make i see front?

czarr:
Lol....no vex if u born one now everywhere go burst. hit the gym asap

Make e burst! Oga mind your business

When i was much younger, I was so eagar to start washing plates that i would beg my older siblings to let we wash it! But when i finally got the role of washing plate! Chai na war for that house o. But now its back to being fun for me cause my siblings (all 5) are married with children.

OmoOduduwa01:
Hello beautiful

Hello handsome

ZINIBANKS:
Don't mind that OP I love fat women I even want one But you're fat not now I guess maybe you're defending them

I'm on the thick side.

czarr:
Do short guys kill themselves over being called short?...why should a fat girl kill herself?.......a short guy cannot do anything about his height, but a fat person can....work out and eat healthy and stop complaining.

See this one o who is complaing? Na you dey put mouth for wetin no affect yo na. Fat or slim , Tall or short! Its nobody's fault just go for the one that suits you! and mind your business.

Wtf!
Did someone tatoo poo in his mouth

Ewwww

John1152:
you're not fat to me, ur gorgeous. I like them heavy anyway �

thanks

I wanna learn how to swim soooo bad
But i dey fear

I tried it once and it wasn't funny abeg.

From wardrobe malfunction, to almost drowning ,to hitting someone on the head etc!

merieam16:
For ladies is loyalty, while 4 guys is care, money nd understanding!!!

Ladies need to understand their man too care for him, trust him,pray for him, encourage him, advise him! Men shouldn't be the only ones doing the work na .

Understanding

Trust

Patience

Communication

Transparency

Have fun

I almost forgot

GOD

Prayer

Soo being fat is now a crime??
So we kill ourselves or what??

Mtchewww

I witnessed the fish rain once! I was 10 or 11 then i can't remember

she call me beautiful oo

Tpresh:
Hahaha

Hello beautiful...