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PoliticsRe: Update on developments in Anambra state-photos by Landmack: 7:18am On Sep 07, 2022
NwekereNdoki:
Anambra State Commences work on the dilapidated new market road onitsha

Source: anambra_diariess (twitter)


Ensuring all roads in Onitsha are in good shape is critical to the economic growth of ANambra, no governor reasoable Governor should abandon Onitsha.

Soludo is doing well
Absolutely right!

The economic hubs of the state shouldn’t be over looked...every govt attention must be concentrated there.
Awka pple should continue engaging in cultism..while d town keeps retrogressing. Going by the Benin and southwest cult wars of recent,I’m quite surprised we haven’t been entertained with gory pics of dead bodies from Awka. Whatever Soludo is doing should be quadrupled!
PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity Hits Abuja As Marketers Shut Stations by Landmack: 7:05am On Sep 07, 2022
Lol


Nice one

I think both APC,PDP,even LP members of Abuja will be affected by this...abi is there any APC fuel station selling pms at 100/L to only APC members ?
EducationRe: End In Sight For ASUU Strike As FG Reviews ‘No-work No-Pay’ Policy by Landmack: 7:00am On Sep 07, 2022
JoshTim:
When oil was selling above $100 per barel, what did Jonathan do?
Jonathan was a Niger Deltan drunkard. Never again will a Nigerdeltan be saddled with d mantle of leadership. They’re so unserious and lack focus.

The otuoke Niger deltan was part of the worst thing that happened to Nigeria before Buhari
CrimeRe: I Killed Sick Man To Free Him From Pains, Used Body Parts For Rituals — Suspect by Landmack: 6:53am On Sep 07, 2022
Djyucee1:
The level of ritual killings in Yoruba land is alarming..
No lie

While in the east we have unruly,vile,badly raised male children flogging their mothers and also screaming love for Ipob terrorists.
CrimeRe: I Killed Sick Man To Free Him From Pains, Used Body Parts For Rituals — Suspect by Landmack: 6:50am On Sep 07, 2022
Lestatdelioncou:
Pls never mention Bini in your stupid analysis again.

Respect yourself
Lmao

Don’t u know that crime in Nigeria is evenly represented amongst tribes?!
CrimeRe: I Killed Sick Man To Free Him From Pains, Used Body Parts For Rituals — Suspect by Landmack: 6:49am On Sep 07, 2022
I just noticed that the thread is quite calm unlike when the crime is committed across the Niger...the front page of this thread would have been filled with denigrating comments on this tribe.

So it’s good to say most Nairaland southwestern era are highly tribalistic in nature
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Attack First Bank And Zenith Bank Branches In Kogi (Pics, Video) by Landmack: 10:57pm On Sep 06, 2022
eebraa:
These thieves came from neighboring states and did this operation with some boys who are indigenes of Ankpa. They used 3 Benue Links Bus. Heard they abandoned the Buses and the money along Enugu road and escaped.
U lie...see as you’re already crying and passing blame like cowardly Ipob

Egbira boys of kogi are gradually grooming themselves for a big time terrorism
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Attack First Bank And Zenith Bank Branches In Kogi (Pics, Video) by Landmack: 10:56pm On Sep 06, 2022
Kogi state is gradually sliding into full time terrorism.
This is one state I fear d most not to I volve itself with terrorism. Kogi terrorists are highly brutal...imagine a combo of egbira,okun,IGALA terrorists...fearful!
PoliticsRe: Yakubu Fanami Dies With Female Suicide Bomber In Borno While Trying To Stop Her by Landmack: 8:37pm On Sep 06, 2022
Are we back to the era of suicide bombing?

I think this is one act most Nigerians fear so much
PoliticsRe: Protest Rocks Osinbajo’s Visit To US, Nigerians Storm Meeting Venue + Video by Landmack: 8:35pm On Sep 06, 2022
Cryofigbos:
They r ipob using oduduwa agitation to cause trouble.......a genuine yoruba don't need to write yoruba ni mi on d outfit....we don't do such

They will soon be exposed but meanwhile we need a clearer explanation on d full mission of the VP to US
Blame Ipob!

Honestly, Ipob brought all these insults to themselves.
“A cow was killed in Italy,they said Ipob did it.
Joe Biden stuttered,Ipob caused it.
Miyetti Allah member was killed in zamfara,Ipob did it.”

Ipob ntooor!
PoliticsRe: Protest Rocks Osinbajo’s Visit To US, Nigerians Storm Meeting Venue + Video by Landmack: 8:31pm On Sep 06, 2022
Highly expected.

If you’re not worried about the way the country is moving then you’re a first class witch cool

Everything is upside down currently...I fear for my future generation
PoliticsRe: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by Landmack: 8:26pm On Sep 06, 2022
Lezzlie:
Igbos are the most naive people in Nigeria.

I have never seen a people so brash, boastful and impulsive and sentimental and yet so tactless and blind.

See how they killed themselves thinking they are killing Nigeria.
Bia Lesley and Ezechi,so na from my mention this una fight start? Couldn’t believe I was tracing the source of una diss,didn’t know it started all here.

So u both have been dragging each other from August 20th-till date. Wonderful grin
Well,I think this must be the longest diss back 2 back i have ever seen since the birth of Nairaland.

The winner of the diss track goes to Lezz aka slayer of Ipob terrorist miscreants...

Nna mehnn,come forward and collect ya award!
CrimeRe: Gunmen Terrorising Enugu-okigwe Axis Caught By Community Vigilantes by Landmack: 4:06pm On Sep 06, 2022
Hmm. When we tell ediots like EmergingNation,Igbojew and a host of Ipob miscreants on Nairaland that indigenes and so called ESN are into this dirty business they will start crying .

If we check well these two criminals are members of ESN claiming to be guarding the forests along that axis against herdsmen grin
PoliticsRe: Reverse Cattle Movement Ban, Miyetti Allah Begs Soludo by Landmack: 12:32pm On Sep 06, 2022
Faber:
You no get house, no be for boat in river Niger under bridge you dey sleep. One day na so the river will overflow drown you. tongue tongue

Them go post your story here, bet am
Ouch! e pain the terrorist miscreant grin

Humpty dumpty spewing trash
PoliticsRe: Reverse Cattle Movement Ban, Miyetti Allah Begs Soludo by Landmack:
Faber:
Na me be Obiano way killed your pick pocket papa for Upper Iweka...see me see wahala o
Ouch! e pain the terrorist miscreant grin

Soludo ain’t done yet...he’s coming for that ur dirty looking match box u call a house in Fegge. And u will come on NL and shed more Ipob tearsssss wink
PoliticsRe: Reverse Cattle Movement Ban, Miyetti Allah Begs Soludo by Landmack: 10:59am On Sep 06, 2022
Faber:
He have chickened out of the fight with unknown Gunmen. We can remember vividly how Obiano hit the ground running. He needs to wake up, Valentine Ozigbo of Labour party is on Standby, Ifeanyi Uba of YPP is on standby
My friend shut up that ur Ipob mouth. Na that your grandmother shanty at Okpoko that was destroyed by Soludo is what that’s still paining u till tomorrow. Lawless miscreant cool
PoliticsRe: Reverse Cattle Movement Ban, Miyetti Allah Begs Soludo by Landmack: 10:56am On Sep 06, 2022
Igbojew:
Whether Soludo enforce anti-grazing law or not ESN are already on ground enforcing it throughout South East regions and Miyatti Allah should know that their eye service begging to Soludo will not change that.............I am that Igbojew the table shaker
Which dirty ESN? The ones kidnapping Enugu indigenes for 50:50 ransom with the herdsmen? grin

Mumu reloaded
PoliticsRe: Reverse Cattle Movement Ban, Miyetti Allah Begs Soludo by Landmack: 10:54am On Sep 06, 2022
Faber:
Na this Soludo or another one that is dealing with IPOB, you well so grin grin

No be IPOB forced him to ban open grazing in Anambra state. No dey smoke Tinubu's dried poo
My friend go and sleep. U no get talk. Just stfu Ipob terrorist
PoliticsRe: Reverse Cattle Movement Ban, Miyetti Allah Begs Soludo by Landmack: 7:57am On Sep 06, 2022
Faber:
Where is Soludo Solution presently going on outside demolishing structures up and down.

Perhaps in your papa compound. If he is your brother or kinsman better advise him to start working o. No be when time comes now, he start crying. We know what Obi and Obiano his APGA predecessors did, how they delivered.

We are watching, e go clear for his eye if he fp
Soludo is dealing with ur Ipob terrorist members. They’ve all ran away grin. Spineless twerps

It’s no longer news that Ipob terrorist members are anti development...they hate to hear good news and that’s why they hate Soludo. But sorry for una Soludo will keep pressing una necks.
PoliticsRe: Reverse Cattle Movement Ban, Miyetti Allah Begs Soludo by Landmack: 7:53am On Sep 06, 2022
morinto:
What sulodo is doing is good and not bad. But why does the igbo always play victims because you mention igbo stores been destroy in lagos? Why do we always divide Nigeria with tribal stuff? The high time we remove tribe and start seeing Nigeria as one and have interest of every body irrespective of the tribe the better for all of us in Nigeria. If we Nigeria can remove tribal sentiment trust me our politicians won't mess with us.
Don’t mind onumadu. Like who sent him to go rent shanties that are illegal as shops?
PoliticsRe: Reverse Cattle Movement Ban, Miyetti Allah Begs Soludo by Landmack: 7:49am On Sep 06, 2022
Faber:
Soludo is Anambra's most clueless governor right now. Quote me anywhere.

Going about shouting Umunne m Ndi Anambra grin grin nothing to show close to 6 months in office

This ban though is a welcomed development, I see it as way to show that he is working, because the ban cannot be effected
You’re talking nonsense!
RomanceRe: The arshawo I fûcked Told Me I Will See, Now This Is Happening To Me.PLS Help! by Landmack: 7:21am On Sep 06, 2022
xin5:
4 days ago, I was feeling hot so I decided to chat one big fat yansh girl from a regular hotel...if I was to go there a round was 3k.
but I told her to come I give her 10k for 2 rounds (which is 5k for each)
she agreed.

AFTER SHE CAME, since I have fûcked her before I knew the kinda person she is....the way she treated me in their brothel last 2week was so mean... girl said I can't touch breast for 3k...I shouldn't use my hand to stroke my dick if not I pay for new condom...as if I'm filled with dirt.. but still I called her because of her big booty hoping her attitude will change since its my domain..but I was wrong.

she came, squeezing face... saying I go give her transport...she asked for her money...I brought out 5k and give her....this babe change it for me say it's 10k we talk... that I should pay complete...me said no... that 5k is for first round...I give her the remaining 5k for the second.
we argued till she calm down and we got to business.


i told her to give me Mouth Gig....no Way
i wanted to suck her boobs....no way
i wanted to feel her pusci.....no way
she inserted me condom, warning me not to stroke my dickc....same thing she did while I was in her domain.

i just had to maintain and did that round doggy.... which was enjoyable though... and came..

then I told her I wasn't interested in another round.
she said no...I must do..
i Said I can't... you don't give Mouth Gig...(her customer relations is very poor)
why would I pay complete 10k for something that didn't come with full package.
she said she needed the full money that's why she came.
i said I can't...but I will add 1k to the 5k for her stress..
as for second round I'm not interested.


then she changed it for me
told me she leave the money.
THAT THE EARTH BARE US WITNESS..
I TRIED REASONING WITH HER...
holding her, blocking her way while she was about going out to take her money... 6k...she said no it's not what we agreed.

SHE DECIDED TO GIVE ME THE BL0WJOB, ASKING IF ITS JUST NOT THE TIP..

i knew instantly she won't do it well....she Just want to collect the full money..
i said no need for that it's too late


THEN SHE TOLD ME STRAIGHT TO MY FACE I WILL SEE AND WALKED OUT LEAVING THE 6K I GAVE HER ON THE BED.


THE NEXT DAY I HAD TO TREAT FEVER SINCE ON FRIDAY ENTER SATURDAY....

YESTERDAY SUNDAY..
MY BALLS IS ITCHING ME


THIS MORNING I THINK THERE IS BOIL FORMING IN MY BALLS.

i don't know if it's coincidence or it's her handwork.
least I forget I received a call from a man the next day after the incident...after I said hello...it cut the call..
it just like the person wants to hear my voice.
if it's her jazzman and they've sent something to me I don't know.
But God knows I have intention of paying her and no weapon fashioned against me shall prosper.
Funny things I read on Nairaland grin
EducationRe: What Offence Did a Student Who Approached His Female Lecturer For love Commit? by Landmack: 9:38pm On Sep 05, 2022
macrodata:
Monotechnic student for that matter. He wants to rope her into sex for grades brouhaha!

Thus boy can never be serious in life. How many times do you hear the word monotechnic in Nigeria? That's because students there are so ashamed of their institution to a point where they just silently study and graduate in peace.

Your in law probably thinks he's studying for PhD.

Fúck boy!
EducationRe: What Offence Did a Student Who Approached His Female Lecturer For love Commit? by Landmack: 9:36pm On Sep 05, 2022
Passionate888:
The boy is an id!oto to have done that, you that's trying to look for means to fight for him you be mumu too
Lmao...stray bullet knows no boundary. Na so op take collect too
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Chinwo Cries As Husband Suprsises Her With New Car For Birthday by Landmack: 9:32pm On Sep 05, 2022
Nice...see her thick legs like my baby’s
CrimeRe: Hotel In Awka Organizes Porn Pool Party (video) by Landmack: 8:33pm On Sep 05, 2022
I don’t know why this is funny to me.


Well,until MNK or Simon Ekpa sees this...I reserve my comment grin
PoliticsRe: Diaspora Donation To Obi’s Campaign Not Unlawful – Lawyer by Landmack: 8:15pm On Sep 05, 2022
optionalY09:
The same Obi that lives at the airport, I every time to travel or coming into the country i meet this guy coring bag. At a point i though my he left retired as a governor to becoming and airhostess
Are u proud of what you’ve just spewed?

Elections in Nigeria will make literates behave like illiterate nincompoops grin



Sadly u fall in dat category

BTW what d heck is “coring”? Or u meant “carrying”? grin

iti.com
PoliticsRe: Diaspora Donation To Obi’s Campaign Not Unlawful – Lawyer by Landmack: 8:11pm On Sep 05, 2022
gasparpisciotta:
Peter Obi and the Labour Party just wants to cash out on this ‘Obi-mania’ affair.

Hope they will not bite more than they can chew...they should not allow the Supreme Court to interpret the constitution for them o.
But some Nigerians home and abroad donated cows and monies to Bubu dearest prior to the 2015 elections. A corp member donated all his allawee too,,,I wonder the present psychological fitness of that ‘corper’ now...if he has gotten a job or even has a POS business cheesy
PoliticsRe: "Yoruba" Currently Trending On Twitter For Peter Obi by Landmack: 6:52pm On Sep 05, 2022
Jennifer663:
Am not a Yoruba woman!
Chaii why na? cry
PoliticsRe: Old Family Picture Of Tinubu With His Wife And Kids by Landmack: 6:33pm On Sep 05, 2022
Lol
PoliticsRe: Unknown Gunmen Attack Peter Obi Campaigners In Enugu PHOTOS by Landmack: 5:44pm On Sep 05, 2022
Well,Very funny thread grin

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