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EducationRe: UNICAL VC, Florence Obi, On Vacation In The United States During ASUU Strike by Landmack:
God1000:
I'm very sure that her children are schooling outside Nigeria as well.
My learned colleague enjoy ya self...nothing dey happen
PoliticsRe: Governor Wike Is In Abia To Commission The Osisioma Flyover. by Landmack: 5:09pm On Sep 05, 2022
Angelfrost:
Are we still on this flyover?!!

A whole 2 tenures to complete one flyover...

How the standards of leadership have ridiculously crumbled in Nigeria, especially in the SouthEast!
I tire!
Christianity EtcRe: How Can A Guy Touch You Because He Bought Shawarma For You? — Pastor Asks Ladies by Landmack: 5:06pm On Sep 05, 2022
We4all:
I don’t believe you.
U need a change of mindset cool
Christianity EtcRe: How Can A Guy Touch You Because He Bought Shawarma For You? — Pastor Asks Ladies by Landmack: 4:55pm On Sep 05, 2022
ppogba:
Any lady that comes extremely cheap has an agenda. YOU MAY BELIEVE IT. You may not believe it.

Question is, are you the first "fine boy" she is seeing either in ABJ or LAG?

If truly you jump pas the trap, I CONGRATULATE YOU.
No,you’re not getting it.

Some pple become sexually arouse at a mere sight of you...I mean they become sexually attracted to you. Do u know just d cologne you’re wearing can make a lady drool over u. It happens

So for that lady, it got to an extent she was sending assorted soup and stew to me in Lagos...see me see local trouble grin. The only thing I did was to be dashing out the soups to Ahmed and the other gatemen...I had to tell her to stop after the 3rd time. I think she was beginning to be too 2 attached. Wetin concern me with Abuja gal food. cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: How Can A Guy Touch You Because He Bought Shawarma For You? — Pastor Asks Ladies by Landmack: 4:14pm On Sep 05, 2022
handsomeyinka:
I was in Nigeria 2 weeks ago for vacation and I decided to drive to lekki (sangotedo area) to see one of my old time friend,going through the stress of driving from the mainland.
I decided to pass the night in his house so he decided we go to a club and relax.
We sat at the club for some few hours and 2 girls decided to walk up to us probably to chat or thinking we were looking for hookers.
My friend immediately admired both of them and offered them drinks.
They both offered us sex for #30,000 each but in my mind I was wondering what could be the reason for this act.
So I played along,I now asked the lady (emergency companion) what brought you to this act? she replied and said,shes a single mother looking for money to pay for her daughter's school fees #97,500 (less than $200).
I felt so devastated and asked her what will her daughter feel if she eventually knew she went into prostitution to pay for her school.

She replied and said,shes been doing it for years and that's the only way shes been sustaining herself and her daughter.

I felt so touch,got so emotional to the point of me weeping (This someone's mother,daughter and wife)

I told her I will pay for the school fees and explained to her that I dont leave in this country but just in town for vacation. I told her the reason for helping her is for her to know that not all men are the same.What will be my gain to do such an act? i told her to get her life together,look for a better trade to start in other to have a better life.

I feel so bad reading the above comments about guys taking advantages of females cos they are been asked for help.if you are in a position to help someone,just help and let go.

We can always help each other without asking for a favour in return.

Say no to prostitution.
Cc: internationalman aka fvcking long nails,slawomir aka ashawo Benin,seyifargo,perfectstranger

cool
CrimeRe: Gunmen Abduct Scores Of Travellers In Ondo by Landmack: 3:30pm On Sep 05, 2022
holluwizzy:
Oshey baddest, make I no simp.

Nobody for my family go drop 5k

Me wey even Waka travel, 100k no dey my account.

When u see danger and u can avoid it, my brother run far away from it.

I have Hausa n fulanis who re very close to me, they will tell me not to travel and avoid stopping when shooting, instead make I die like slaughtered foul house fly inside bush, let me kuku die taking cover.
grin
Christianity EtcRe: How Can A Guy Touch You Because He Bought Shawarma For You? — Pastor Asks Ladies by Landmack: 10:58am On Sep 05, 2022
brandsoncharlie:
grin ;Na am not , just telling u what’s on the street so be careful, not every guy u see out there is cool. Even Nairaland they do post such videos.
*Be careful* bawo grin


e be lyk say u no know that there are men who frown against abuse on women more than the women activists?

That post of yours reeked of a potential abuser sha.

I no be woman o cool
Christianity EtcRe: How Can A Guy Touch You Because He Bought Shawarma For You? — Pastor Asks Ladies by Landmack: 10:53am On Sep 05, 2022
Slynation:
Maybe I'm missing something here, because your post looks like it emanated from "osukos"

Well, seems like you are married with grown up daughters, so I will accord there father that respect.

My post wasn't to booste about anything neither was it made to attract attention, it was to convince a lady that indeed ladies can fall for you just because of your fingers which I'm very privileged to have witnessed and I'm yet to know your problem with my post, But I will take down the post if your daughters would see it and come chasing after me, me self don tire for women matter...

Oh... least I forgot, I'm not a boy!!
Bia this man, na ya father in law u dey talk to like this? shocked
Remember say u go come collect list...till then.


And u say u don tire for women matter? U neva see anything yet grin
Christianity EtcRe: How Can A Guy Touch You Because He Bought Shawarma For You? — Pastor Asks Ladies by Landmack: 10:44am On Sep 05, 2022
brandsoncharlie:
You’re just making noise here because na social media, the way they will beat you ehn, you won’t recognize yourself.
Except na those small boys, if na man the way he will deal with u, I just Dey laugh.
Hmm...u must be an abuser grin
Christianity EtcRe: How Can A Guy Touch You Because He Bought Shawarma For You? — Pastor Asks Ladies by Landmack: 10:28am On Sep 05, 2022
webizone:
Maybe I am the only one with understanding here. Girls will bang you for free, just like men do, if they are sexually attracted to you or when they are sexually aroused. Girls collecting gifts for banging is just because society tells them to so that they can maintain a "value" or as a form of decorum. Girls would collect less not because they need it, but so that you don't leave if they demand too much because they want you.
I think society asks girls to attach a value or token to access to sex because, since they have the better attractiveness, they could delve so much into sex and became useless like a drug addict or unwanted by men in terms of relationship.
You’re right on this. Still remember years back at a conference in Abuja and this girl was so attracted to me that she was ready to swallow...didn’t know this girl fromAdam...simply because I asked for a pen and na there she started...she asked for my number...my addy in Lagos...gave me hers as well...in her words “I just want to be fvcking u,that’s all” and I was gobsmacked!
Christianity EtcRe: How Can A Guy Touch You Because He Bought Shawarma For You? — Pastor Asks Ladies by Landmack: 10:23am On Sep 05, 2022
anochuko01:
I can relate

A girl during my undergrad said my fingers are the things she likes most about my appearance. And I kid you not, she really really liked me.
Do u mind showing this forum the so called fingers. Let the elders decide
Christianity EtcRe: How Can A Guy Touch You Because He Bought Shawarma For You? — Pastor Asks Ladies by Landmack: 10:21am On Sep 05, 2022
Slynation:
he saying the fvcking truth, I had 4 Ex GF for absurd reasons, One was because she saw my hand writing at the bank complemented it and collected my number, the rest was history... And the remaining 3 was because of my natural long fingers...lemme me show you some chats
Including the dead cells of a fingers,show us pls.


Dirty small small boys in this platform.

I cover my daughters from u dirty boys using rotten long finger nails to dive into a vjay
CrimeRe: Gunmen Abduct Scores Of Travellers In Ondo by Landmack: 10:11am On Sep 05, 2022
holluwizzy:
It's spreading...

Edo state and Ondo share boundary and have large forest reserve in which bandits live outside civilization.

I went to Okoho in Oyo state for occasion, when we went to buy cow, u need to see what a young fulani boy was holding in his hand. I told my guys I will stay in the car.




It's only one Yoruba woman selling food that leave among them.
You still had to simp for where u go buy cow..Lol


Well,hope Amotekun hasn’t started relapsing? The insecurity in the southwest is becoming alarming.
Christianity EtcRe: How Can A Guy Touch You Because He Bought Shawarma For You? — Pastor Asks Ladies by Landmack: 10:00am On Sep 05, 2022
Blessedmercy8:
Tell them.

That was how one thought he could try rubbish with me. Just small gift he gave me, the next thing is come to my house and prepare something for me.

I just told him, uncle, do it yourself.


Girls, give yourselves some respect. If he touches you, dash him a super sounding slap and abandon the food tongue.
Why did u collect the gift in the first place? U girls like free things so much and that’s why u end up with guys like internationalman who will deep his dirty long nails in ur vjay and will still use same fingers to guzzle amala
CrimeRe: 44 Worshippers Abducted From A Mosque In Zamfara Forced As Labourers by Landmack: 8:58am On Sep 05, 2022
Loooooolgrin



At least bandits will soon become CBNs anchor borrowers for the farming season. Well,bandits are becoming useful at last. They now own farm lands and will soon start feeding the nation
CrimeRe: So-Safe Corps Nabs Two Armed Robbery Suspects In Ogun by Landmack: 8:52am On Sep 05, 2022
kushma:
Good, I think every state should have their own force to secure their people better since the police don’t seem so active to curb out insecurity. Thumbs up to the gallant security outfit.
Nigeria security forces are all overwhelmed. Bandits ,Ipob terrorists,southwest bandits all dealing with them. Some of our security forces have now resorted in joining the terrorists (a clear case of if u can’t beat them u join them)...some are now coordinating kidnapping for a 50:50sharing formula...lol
CrimeRe: So-Safe Corps Nabs Two Armed Robbery Suspects In Ogun by Landmack: 8:45am On Sep 05, 2022
Lol

See their dirty faces.


Now imagine igboho coming live on radio and declaring all security forces persona non grata..and urging youths to shoot down all policemen in the region. Do jail breaks and release all innocent Yoruba prisoners. Just imagine these two criminals being released back to the society...dear NLders just imagine these two and others back in d societygrin
CrimeRe: Gunmen Abduct Scores Of Travellers In Ondo by Landmack: 8:13am On Sep 05, 2022
Bodmum:
fulanis....
You may be wrong.

Ondo locals alongside security forces may be responsible for the kidnapping.

It has happened in Enugu where indigenes kidnap fellow indigenes
PoliticsRe: Enugu PDP Town-Hall Meeting Ended In A Fight, Chairman Harassed (Video) by Landmack:
Who caused d fight? Money!

The youths are not happy keel all of u there. I knew the only thing that will cause fracas in any political meeting in Nigeria is MONEY.Sharing formula dey always cause fight.

Which party does that Chimaroke thief belong to sef

I learned he’s been annoying Enugu youths recently from Twittergrin
CrimeRe: Suspected Ritualists Behead Ondo Director, Police Recover Corpse by Landmack: 7:50am On Sep 05, 2022
Southwest govs need to rise up against skull mining in the region. What level of cannibalism is this...some cook and eat body parts while some bury in their room and keep their mattress on the shallow grave.

Humans have gone nut.
CrimeRe: N80m Ransom: Bandits Threaten To Kill DPO By Wednesday by Landmack: 7:48am On Sep 05, 2022
The FG is still relaxing on this whole kidnapping and banditry issue. I fear for a replica of this down south...it’s going to be more brutal than this. It has started on a low key down east and southwest...concerned authorities shouldn’t sit and look away
PoliticsRe: Pablo Escobar Lives In Ikoyi - David Hundeyin by Landmack: 10:32pm On Sep 04, 2022
LegendHero:
Amen.
Any imam or pastor here to stamp and seal this “Amen”?
RomanceRe: Sunday Meal Prepared By Me by Landmack: 10:14pm On Sep 04, 2022
2.59/10

Pls enroll in a culinary school ASAP
PoliticsRe: Pablo Escobar Lives In Ikoyi - David Hundeyin by Landmack: 9:54pm On Sep 04, 2022
LegendHero:
Since 1998, Asiwaju opponents have always brought up all this jargons and he defeated them at every cycle in his life.

David Hyundai won’t be the first and he won’t be the last. Obasanjo men did more than this and they even had to go all to the way to the FBI with their calumny and yet Asiwaju trashed them ALL.

I’m happy for Hyundai tho, he found a base of IPOB cretins and I’m sure they will be donating to him. Reno and Deji also milked them dry before dumping them.

Now that the albino fugitive Kanu is in prison, Simon Eba can’t seem to get much donation again, David Hyundai getting his own share of donations, Peter Pandora getting his own from the deluded diaspora base paying ticket to watch Obi


Yekini Amoda Ogunlere (Previously Tinubu) will be our next president.
May ur sons end up like Amoda Ogunlere,hw about that?

Say Amen pls
PoliticsRe: Mrs Peter Obi Beautiful Incoming First Lady By Edet Edem Akpan by Landmack: 9:48pm On Sep 04, 2022
Thinkam:
Druggy Druggy, Escobar


Atiku is coming
Lmao what’s wrong with u pple on NL

The guy said olumba olumba and u responded with druggy druggy,Escobar


Hahahahaha grin

Who’s olumba olumba?
PoliticsRe: Scores Of Boko Haram Terrorists Drown After Military Bombardment In Borno by Landmack: 9:43pm On Sep 04, 2022
Igbojew:
Am telling you but if it's in the East they will be showing us pictures of innocent Igbos they killed and called them UGM.........I am that Igbojew
Some were even going to buy cereal for their baby,some medicine for sick father,some going to pay up for the coffin that will be used to bury a love one who passed. Innocent pple o
PoliticsRe: The Many Sins Of the South West Against The Northerners(photos) by Landmack: 9:26pm On Sep 04, 2022
Rekhina:
Arrewa is 100times wiser and more educated than you . By Allah You think we are mumu up north?
Atiku is our president and u will do nothing or break away our military will crush ur Lagos state
Lmaoooo


Military will crush wetin? Why Lagos?

U pple should go and crush iragbiji in Osun state. We have Lagos indigenes spread all over d worlds and we won’t take rubbish from ediots insulting us because of a drug baron from Osun state and making Lagosians a laughing stock.

Woe betide Amoda Ogunlere for bringing insults to Lagos and Lagosians
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi’s kinsmen unveil campaign banner in Anambra (Pictures, Video) by Landmack: 9:12pm On Sep 04, 2022
HeadNigga:
No Anambra man who knew the state of infrastructure in the state before obi took over will hate him. Traveling to my hometown from onitsha used to take about 3hours but with the road networks this man built it now takes about 30 minutes. No lies!!!
It’s true, Anambra State has the best road network in the southeast
TV/MoviesRe: Diana Evicted From The Big Brother House by Landmack: 8:08pm On Sep 04, 2022
PeterPatterns:
angry
Lmao...what meme is this?
TV/MoviesRe: Diana Evicted From The Big Brother House by Landmack: 8:07pm On Sep 04, 2022
ishowdotgmail:
Useless show
Lol...that’s somebody’s buck franchise bruh
RomanceRe: How Do I Engage These Girls Beyond First Meeting? I Am Tired. by Landmack: 8:06pm On Sep 04, 2022
LonelyLucifer:
It seems everyone have a word of wisdom to say ehn?


Bunch of jokers everywhere
Shvt up,Lucifer!

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