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Nigerians are very talented in stupid and mediocre things

LUAN1:
ok. Just out of Data this night Shaa. Wanted to download a course for night browsing

Shey no be data u take dey browse now?

RingRoadMafia:
Tinubu has one of the worst gene pools I've ever come across. How can you be old when you're young and even older when you're old?

You're ugly in present tense and past tense 🤦‍♂️

How much has being handsome and beautiful put in you and your father's account?

How many people in your family have won the number of elections the ugly Tinubu has won even with their fineness?

Dey play

LUAN1:
ok.thanks.
Please share me Data . thanks I will appreciate

Sell your corn and vegetables and use it to buy data. Stop begging online

LUAN1:
I thought whätsàpp gb is own by WhatsApp too. I did not know. Please how are they invading people's privacy. I don't know much about whätsàpp gb

Google and read to learn.

The police pro is mad... Y not call for arrest of nollywood actors and actresses and movie producers and directors for shooting movies depicting violence, guns and prostitution? Mumu man

lilachiever:
Lagos State University (LASU) held her 26th convocation ceremony today and I am proud to say I graduated with a first class degree in Economics with a CGPA of 4.75/5.00.

2nd Best in the department.

The journey didn't start yesterday.

FSLC through Togedejoye Community Primary School, to WASSCE/NECO through Majidun Junior & Senior Grammar School to bagging a first class BSc Degree in Economics from Lagos State University.

We aren't stopping here, we will do more.

Please immediately apply for DAAD Scholarship and go study in Germany for free... Don't take any scholarship from your department with hope of getting lecturing job.. go to German students thread on Nairaland and read more on how to apply for MSc in Germany and get DAAD Scholarship. As a first class graduate you will get appointment quick for your visa. I hope you make a bold move now to avoid regrets later

Hope you're not part of those invading people's privacy via GB WhatsApp. If you're then your business deserves to crumble just like you're trying to crumble WhatsApp via GB WHATSAPP.

Tinubu, the man with balls of steel... Don't fail those who have little faith in you.

Buhari should never have happened to Nigeria

Tinubu, the man with balls of steel... Don't fail those who have little faith in you.

Buhari should never have happened to Nigeria

@Tunjoel add sauce to the post

Tinubu, the man with balls of steel... Don't fail those who have little faith in you.

Buhari should never have happened to Nigeria

You have to weigh the risks and rewards of having her as a life partner...

The way you're going with trying to secure your future with a woman who's working, you may end up with a disloyal and disrespectful wife.

The probability of finding a resourceful, fulltime employed woman who will be loyal, respectful and serve the duties of a wife diligently in Nigeria is 1%.

I wish you all the best

woginid967:
Forget about him, why dont you let me take you out of that apartment, to a short let and we get loud slutting each other out, while you sit on my face till you squirt and i cum inside ice cream and you drink it to stay healthy. Just do crazy shit like threesomes and orgies together. Your neighbor obviously wants to fuvk u, so he's frustrating you will u go up there and silence him with you labia.

Seun lalasticlala lawyer mynd44

What kind of trash talk is the above?
Nairaland is dead

Iceking1:
Good morning sir, please I would need more expatriation on the treasury bill, please respond please.

You can type your questions on Google or walk into any bank and ask your questions... Those options are free

D

Long and painful story.

She came to see me while returning from work. We were gisting. Suddenly a phone is ringing in her bag. Another phone. She refuses to bring it out to pick the call.

The caller calls repeatedly. It gets awkward. I ask why she isn't picking. She says her female friend owns the phone and forgot it in her bag. She attempts to bring out the phone from her bag. I sight her picture used as the wallpaper or screensaver of the phone.

I ask why will your friend be using your picture as her screensaver?

The rest is history. Happened ages ago. Learnt my lesson and moved on.

Indiscipline, non challenging environment and lack of focus is why you are unable to learn a skill in Nigeria.

In you spend 25-30 million to migrate to Canada, nobody would tell you to sit up and learn any available skill to perfection so that the money you've spent migrating won't turn to waste.

Also, the challenge of paying bills in whatever country you migrate to will force you to sit up or risk failing and returning to Nigeria.

If I was in your shoes with same opportunities I'd risk 5 million to load up on any one or two crypto that will blow next bull run... Then I'd stop day trading and use the next 18 to 24 months to focus on learning a skill that will be useful to me if I decide to be self employed in future...

Once you've acquired the skills you can then decide to migrate from Nigeria if you so want.

In all this, I think you need an accountability partner... Someone to monitor your progress in your skill learning journey and motivate you to continue before you find another excuse to abandon your plan or course of action.

I can be your guide and accountability partner, your vocal conscience to motivate you to succeed and always remind you of the cost of failing. Send me a pm.

At least add a picture.

I don't know why nl mods sometimes act abnormal.

Find the biggest forum in Italy and check if you'll see them reporting the death of any popular Nigerian.

Good educative threads will be wasting away but you all will be wasting space and people's time pushing rubbish unimpactful threads to front page.

Unless it's a stolen phone and you're just cooking up bullshit to gain access to it, I suggest you tell your sister to give you more details about the person who initially put the gmail and then get in touch with the person. If the person is still alive then you'll definitely get the access from him.

DarlingtonC:


My brother, I ordered Peter Obi, and got Tinubu delivered to me by Mahmood.

I'm returning him anyways

Your answer is reflective of how dull, uninspiring and unintelligent most youths in Nigeria with access to internet are. To you dull heads, everything is a joke. You truly deserve the moronic leaders you have

80% of Obidients are IPOB members or sympathisers

Tinubu is not as foolish as you op to go hire Buratai

Dumb governor. He wants Edo children to become illiterates so that there won't be educated people to challenge his likes in government who do not perform and also loot state resources.

Hogwash and nonsensical tales by moonlight. Nairaland is not doing enough to secure the site sef. That page you see if to prevent bots from logging in at will.

Like the idiot that has been creating countless accounts to spam the forum with useless threads. This will limit the bots he's using but won't totally stop it. The page also tries to check that your connection to nl is secure and no third party is spying on your login details

A very useless post trying to blame others for your failure, greed and corruption.

I remember vividly how Sanusi exposed the rot in Jonathan government and was later removed.

Why didn't Emiefele speak out against the atrocities of Buhari or resign?

Because he was a beneficiary of the useless Buhari corrupt ways of working and governing

Emiefele should spend at least 20 years in prison. He's a useless and incompetent corrupt idiot and he should not be allowed to roam around otherwise he'll continuously sabotage this government and country with the information he has.

He'll be the gateway to fishing out other crooks in Buhari's government if he ever wants to smell freedom again

[quote author=AgroDoctor post=123615098][/quote]Just kukuma enter the nearest soak away pit and look for cockroach to be eating na... Shey na defense attorney u be!!!

Avoid clicking the link. The op is a fool looking for who to click his ad infested link

Following.

You can do your own research by searching "Mortgage financing in Nigeria" on Google and reading the links.

Here's one such https://www.sc.com/ng/mortgages/home/

I could provide more but don't want to end up getting banned.

Know that the above link shows that you have to meet certain criteria, one of which is earning minimum of 350,000 monthly.

Kindly share more better offers if you see any.

I heard it can cause epilepsy later on if you don't take proper care and flush your system with herbs

Brownshoe:
My first time of changing dollar, the aboki said they don't really like buying this small denomination of $, $1 note making 20 pieces, he sha buy am for 550 each, I receive 11k



I feel cheated sha.

Abokis, especially the ones residing in the south are now thieves and crooks.

They'll buy your $1 for N550. But go there to buy the $1 from them and they'll tell u it's N750 last.

Pat081:
Do you all know that if you can save 20 naira per day that give you 140 per week
140 ×30 =4,200
4,200 × 365 days= 1,533,000 per year try this and call me for my share of the money God bless us

In your planet there are 30 weeks in a month right?