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Events › Re: Man, Family Disrupt Lagos Church Wedding, Say Bride Already Married by LandMann: 1:10pm On Sep 01, 2020
SmartProf:
For such level of betrayal, I will be pleased if after the man disrupted the wedding, he still didn't accept her back to his home as a wife. What nonesense shocked...how can you be treating marriage as shifting cultivation, even when u know that u still have an active subscription with a man which has not expired shocked.. Truely hoes aren't loyal. Whatever food they cooked for the event can serve as Covid 19 palliatives for spectators who had the patience to watch the drama.
Stop reading headlines... Go back and read the entire piece. You're part of the problems we face in this country. Always jumping to conclusions without reading to understand an issue
Politics › Re: Unions Protest Against Planned Concession Of Four Airports (photos, Video) by LandMann: 7:02pm On Aug 31, 2020
Why won't they protest when they know that the concession would most likely lead to improved efficiency and block the channels through which they corruptly enrich themselves...

Protest my foot
Politics › Re: Abubakar Malami - The Man Behind Nigeria's Edicts - Eden Finn by LandMann:
Malami is a crook and should be removed and investigated for all the kickbacks he's been getting from pushing Nigeria to negotiate out of court settlement instead of prosecuting a case well.

All this PR write-up won't save his corrupt image. If he was in China, by now he'd b hanging on his neck from a tree.
Health › Re: Sleep Paralysis: Is It Natural Or Spiritual? by LandMann: 5:50am On Aug 30, 2020
JIMMY1393:
See why this doesn't make sense...what about those that are just about to fall asleep nko? ...where their brain is still active and they have not started sleeping ..abi the brain started sleeping before the human and sent the "off signal" or what lol?
Keep being clownish. It will help you learn what you don't know so you can be useful to society
Health › Re: Sleep Paralysis: Is It Natural Or Spiritual? by LandMann: 10:26pm On Aug 29, 2020
giftylyn:
I thought I was the only one with these..I float all over my room each time wanna come heavily...I find my body going out and coming bk in..I find it very terrifying then I had to Google it and discovered it's called (out body experience)
Your own strong pass sleep paralysis... Hopefully your ghost no go loss one day o... And if eventually it happens, You're the type with a soul that will be roaming around finding how to communicate with the living... Be conscious of yourself and be a good person for your own sake... Don't hurt others cos you won't like the repercussion
Health › Re: Sleep Paralysis: Is It Natural Or Spiritual? by LandMann: 10:22pm On Aug 29, 2020
manychallenges:
I first experienced it when I was so young, I think when I was just around 6 years old, it was few minutes after we finished vigil in church, yeah, I first experienced it right inside the church. I was just lying there conscious but I couldn't moved any parts of my body but after few seconds, I regained my freedom, and till now I haven't told anyone about it.

And since then, I've been experiencing sleep paralysis but not everyday, maybe once or twice in months, even sometimes weeks.

And I always felt someone or creature or spirit pinning me down, it always very difficult for me to do anything or move at all despite the fact that am awake, this ain't exaggeration, I always feels/felt someone pinning me down during the periods.

This morning own was something else, it was as if the someone is into me somehow, I slept on my side, and I felt someone pinning me down from back like aggressively cuddling me. It was horrified. My asshole is even doing me somehow or its just my mind playing trick. Only heard about spirit wife, is there gay spirit as well? embarassed

I don't sleep naked and am a male of 26. Is sleep paralysis normal or my own could be spiritual? Am a Christian but not "real" Christian like that, only go to church once awhile.

God should just have mercy on me, I've been going through a lot couple challenges and this is even least of them.

What do you think?
It's a normal occurrence. There's nothing spiritual about it. I experienced it a couple of times before so I researched it.

What happens is that when you fall asleep, your brain sends a signal that deactivates your motor skills like moving talking etc... This is done so that you can rest properly and not be moving around while sleeping or acting out the activities in your dream... Also to avoid hurting yourself or others.

Now, when you are about to wake up, the brain sends another signal to activate your motor skills so you can start moving moveable parts of your body.

Sleep paralysis happens when there's a delay in this signal reaching it's destination... So, your brain will be awake but the signal to activate your motor skills is delayed, causing you to panic...

Next time, don't fight it... Just try to relax knowing that you know what is happening... Also, try to practice conscious dreaming so that you can have some control and understand of what's happening both in your dream state and half awake/sleep paralysis state
Politics › Re: How We Killed Uwaila, Suspect Confesses - Full Video by LandMann:
The Nigerian Police is a disgrace.

You're parading and defaming innocent people in the name of solving a crime.

How can you hold a woman to provide a son who is of legal age and responsible for his own actions? Is that what the law says?

You arrested someone for buying a stolen phone and you're parading him as part of those who killed the girl... His crime is buying a stolen phone and he can defend himself against that if he didn't know the phone was stolen... plus he paid for it.

I am 100% sure that Nigerian police have tortured or threatened that tenant boy from Agbor to the extent that he will admit to anything. See his conflicting narration of going inside the church, sitting beside the girl, being against hitting her with plank by another guy... quarreling with them...THEN HE HIMSELF FINALLY BEING THE ONE WHO USED FIRE EXTINGUISHER TO HIT THE GIRL'S HEAD... That guy is most likely the culprit and not the other ones being paraded alongside him.


Also Observe what the landlady said about the conflicting accusation by his tenant of paying 1million because Uwa is too fine, and then 1.5 million because she wants her business to improve..


It is thus very likely that the person who committed this crime is the Agbor boy who is known to be a criminal, smokes weed and has been a regular customer at police station for different crimes.


Nigerian police will arrest innocent people, call them suspects then place the SUSPECTS on torture chair, tie their hands and legs and start using electric to shock them to confess to statements the police is making...

They will use needle on your penis cap and use pliers to pull your nails and other parts of your body till you confess to THEIR STATEMENTS AND ALLEGATIONS.

That was how they tortured a boy to lie against me many years ago... I planned to cripple the guy for lying against me but unfortunately they put us inside same cell after taking my statement, and the boy immediately fell to his knees begging me to forgive him that he has been tortured so much he was just asked to be calling any body he knows and he mentioned my name.

Nigerian Police?

Don't trust anything they say. They're worse than those criminals. Only difference is they have a license to commit crime
Politics › Re: Eyo Charles To Be Honoured By The Sha’aya’u S-Pawa Foundation After FFK's Insult by LandMann: 7:32pm On Aug 29, 2020
He deserves to be honoured and uplifted... Fani Kayode's outburst is a typical example of how the rich and connected in Nigeria oppress everyone with their ill-gotten wealth.

The poor journalist kept repeating sorry sir and bowing his head like agama lizard in apologies but the village people that have been sent to destroy FFK did a good job by allowing FFK to freely express his true autocratic and abusive self for all Nigerians to see.

And he's the idol and role model of some people.

Tufiakwa
Politics › Re: Idia Ize-Iyamu Takes APC Campaign To The Streets Of Benin (Photos) by LandMann: 11:45pm On Aug 28, 2020
freshkpomo:
Verdict: All these ones just dey play, most of these unrecognised parties Don dey drag for 3rd place cos them know say heavy rain when wan fall so fit favour them.. As for Ize Iyamu, he already lost the election all thanks to Oshiomole.. No matter the makeup, the pimple when Oshiomole plant still dey show, so don't get carried away by rented crowd...




A united youth is an unstoppable force


#NYM


Stop complaining and take action today by joining the movement
Foolish talk... It's like NYM is another PDP online youth arm... Keep quiet about Oshiomolo cos he's better than any governor produced in edo since 1999 and most likely better than your state governor
Politics › Re: Usoro Bows Out, As Akpata Takes Over As 30th President Of NBA by LandMann: 11:19pm On Aug 28, 2020
Keep vowing... NBA goofed big time... They should deal with the consequences... Corruption infested association
Politics › Re: Sadiya Umar Farouk Approves Payment Of Stipends To Exited N-Power Beneficiaries by LandMann: 2:07pm On Aug 27, 2020
Achievements on the pages of newspapers are not achievements. You people should learn to only report actualised goals, not work in progress
Phones › Re: Nigeria Has ‘Most Expensive’ Internet Globally, Surfshark Press Study by LandMann:
cool
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria Part 1 by LandMann:
Hello guys.

Thank you
Politics › Re: Seven Remanded For Edo Assembly Invasion by LandMann: 10:17am On Aug 25, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright


Ogbeni forget questions number one

Them go release those niggars.....

Na APC way be that now we want follow them play the game
4+4=8
Torwagba
Stop disgracing yourself on Nairaland.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2020 Police Recruitment: IGP Suspends Entry Requirements For Candidates by LandMann: 10:37pm On Aug 24, 2020
Na so dem take dey recruit cultists and agberos enter police wey go later begin terrorise citizens because government don put legal gun for their hand...

Oya na, because of health crises we should begin recruit native doctors to give treatment for hospital.

Useless corruption infested leaders
Politics › Re: FG Releases N14.9bn For Retirees’ Accrued Rights by LandMann: 8:24pm On Aug 24, 2020
It will be easing to blast govt for owing civil servants who labour most of their life to keep the government running but never owe themselves.

I won't because they are all thieves and part and parcel of the group who have brought Nigeria to its deplorable state.

Civil servants are as corrupt as politicians... The only difference is that they are not voted into office. They're the ones who facilitate the corruption being perpetrated by politicians... Especially those that work in Budget, Accounting and procurement. All thieves.

Start hanging them and see Nigeria change.

Until then, we will keep suffering and smiling
Romance › Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by LandMann: 10:13pm On Aug 23, 2020
Obinoscopy:
Rule number 5. Are you saying a bro cannot marry another bro's sister? sad
It's like you are hitting on your friend's sister already... Respect yourself and withdraw now before you damage your relationship with your friend.

It is a bro code because you guys are like brothers and you know the dirty secrets of each other... crossing the boundary to his sister means conflict of interest cos he may want to correct his sister and then she won't listen because of you or you won't like it when he's correcting his sister.

Back off oga.
Politics › Re: APC Clears Ondo Local Government Election by LandMann: 6:09pm On Aug 23, 2020
Mmm.. congrats to the winners.


But local government chairmen and chairwomen are just puppets with no power in Nigeria. They are only there to participate in the looting of treasury, and when they stop playing ball with the governor they get kicked in the balls.

Kill corruption in Nigeria and watch this country grow astronomically.
Politics › Re: D by LandMann(op): 1:42pm On Aug 23, 2020
Amitez:
Op post it on change.org let Nigerians sign this petition. Leave NL mods out of this. Let me warn you though. If a law like you are suggesting will ever be enacted, politicians will use it to destroy opponents just as governors use impeachment to remove deputies. The latter would be like child's play. Just imagine that of all corruption cases so far investigated by EFCC are majorly opposition voices while all those who join APC or APC leaders are made ministers or not investigated. Can you recall how many times EFCC arrested Atiku inlaw for corruption while keeping blind eyes on Bullion van and babariga vidoes?
Thanks for your suggestion. I'll post it on change.org since Seun and his mods are comfortable with the corruption going on in Nigeria and won't want to champion a serious discussion on the issue and how to address it.

Tens of nonsensical threads about Big Brother Naija have made fp the past week. How does BBN solve the problems of corruption and stunted development in Nigeria?

On Friday and Sunday you promote religious topics and then the other days of the week you promote immorality and rumours that serve more to mislead and misinform the average Nigerian youth. It's quite unfortunate.

Amitez, as per your concern about it being abused I believe that once this law is set, a strong NGO should be formed in Nigeria to champion and pressure government into investigating corruption cases.

This NGO will be unique because it will have a website where petitions against corrupt individuals can be posted after due investigation to ascertain it's credibility by the NGO's team... After posting on the website, the NGO will also support the petitioner in submitting same to the government agency responsible for investigating such case and keep tabs and updates on the site to monitor progress.

Right now, most of what we deal with are mere rumours and half truths from media houses who can't take the pain to do proper investigation but can quickly post apologies when it is shown that their publication has no factual backing.

We have no public records of petitions submitted, by who and against who... We are mostly left with half baked truth/lies from media houses that leaves everyone confused... And many of them are even sponsored to cause more confusion.

Strong NGOs tackling the issues alongside a watertight law that gives deadlines and penalties for failing to investigate petitions will prevent abuse and misuse of the law... There are more ways and people will have better ideas to make it work. Nigeria won't be the first country to implement such law...China, North Korea, Iran, Morocco, Vietnam and Philippines have successfully used it to deter looters and bribe takers... We can also do it
Politics › Re: US Cuts Nigerian Oil Imports By 11.67 Million Barrels by LandMann: 10:33am On Aug 23, 2020
Just provide adequate electricity and good roads for Nigerians so we can start being productive and less reliant on crude oil.

Nigeria is blessed with too many stupid leaders who only know how to steal and stash abroad while their own country suffers.

Give us electricity and watch an industrial revolution take place in Nigeria in the next decade...
Career › Re: Debt Management Office To Sack Staff Who Leaked Official Documents by LandMann: 10:32am On Aug 23, 2020
Corruption smells everywhere you enter in Nigeria... Only an effective death sentence can deter corrupt and potentially corrupt public officials
Romance › Re: What Drug Can A Friend Take After MouthAction by LandMann: 10:13pm On Aug 22, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
do you actually think you are talking to 5yr olds, that you think you can "reason" people with your archaic one sided mindset?!?!!?

if you were as "smart" as you want us to believe, then you would understand that nobody cares about what YOU believe is right. the ONLY truth that stands here is that every person has the right to do whatever they desire in the privacy of their own bedroom (so long as it aint against the law), and they certainly shouldnt listen to some strangers telling them about what SATISFACTION should be (to this loving couple).
i wouldnt try to tell anyone to do what i desire for my life, and therefore i wouldnt also listen to holier than thou people who think they know best about what everyone's satisfaction should be. that would be as stupid as a xtian being upset because non-xtians people have premarital sex OR a muslim being upset because non-muslim people are eating pork.

most men and women around the world indulge in going down on their partner... there is certainly NOTHING wrong with it (to them), no matter how hard you believe it is. so LIVE YOUR LIFE, and let others live theirs, instead of trying to force people into living YOUR life.

telling people to not go down on their partner because of STI is as dumb as telling people to not drive their car because you could get into an accident!
Nigga use your brain na...

Your talk is completely senseless.

If mouth action was hygienic do you think you would see the guy here asking for pills to take to prevent sickness?

Somebody dropped an advise for the young man and you're just spitting all over the thread claiming expert tongue lasher...

Have you promised a female NL mouthaction that is making you want to choke arguing in favour of it?

Na wa for u o
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: n-power Batch C: Umar Farouq Hints On Those To Be Enrolled by LandMann:
cool
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by LandMann: 7:40am On Aug 22, 2020
Valid Amazon gift card $20-$50 needed... Check signature for contact.

Escrow will be used
Politics › Re: FAAC Shares N676.40bn July Allocation To FG, States, Lgs by LandMann: 9:58pm On Aug 21, 2020
I trust southern politicians to loot as much as possible from this allocation and then ginger the sheepish southerners to keep looking at the north as the source of their problem.

Welcome to Nigeria
Politics › Re: Attacks Against Osinbajo: How 4 Media Firms Apologized Over Fabricated Stories by LandMann: 9:08am On Aug 21, 2020
Fake news is as real as corruption... If you wish to strengthen the laws against fake news, you must also in tandem strengthen the law against corruption.

We should stop jailing corruption... We should kill corruption in Nigeria..

Let there be a death sentence passed on those found guilty of looting public funds simple
Crime › Re: Young Man Killed By Cultist In Ojota, Lagos State (Graphic Photos) by LandMann: 12:49pm On Aug 20, 2020
Say no to cultism.

You die, you die for nothing.

If you don't have better use of your time other than smoking weed and harassing others go and farm cassava.

It's more profitable than joining cult and getting killed like a fowl
Crime › Re: Victim Of Asaba Cult Killing Celebrated His Birthday A Day Before He Was Killed by LandMann: 10:47am On Aug 20, 2020
What do you expect to gain by joining a cult? Death and destruction.

Either he was a cultist, was friends with cultists or made enemies with cultists.

Anyway, hope he finds rest now.

Die today, die no more.
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by LandMann: 7:15pm On Aug 19, 2020
razzby:
I don't use escrow for checkouts though. And duration is currently 4 weeks.
Baba, escrow would be great to encourage both of us to fulfill our part of the agreement. We can use Macfortune... You gain, I gain.
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by LandMann: 3:14pm On Aug 19, 2020
Anyone here knows of a service that can help me order things on Amazon and have it shipped to me in Nigeria, preferably with escrow involved?

Need to purchase items worth around $150

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